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"S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
kircon! Hope I didn't step on anyone's toes by doing an summary, if I did, sorry but please post it anyway it's therapeutic for all.


Welcome to Blows Survivor Basher Summary brought to you by Stealth-R-Not-Us-Anymore:


I thought Iíd pull the trigger and get the ball rolling. So all you Stealth-R-Us wannabeez, sit down, grab that whiskey and relax (it wonít hurt a bit) while I present (drumroll & rimshot) :

The most hyped episode in recent memory and nearly the single most completely self-spoiled cliffhanger produce by Burnett to date! Booyah!

This episode was spoiled by the powers that be to the point the local spoilers went on unemployment for the week. Even rookie speculators like me managed to get most of things figured out and maybe I can get my Stealth-R Us Secret Decoder Ring aka as the SDR. Hopefully yíall will be back on the payroll right soon spoilers & spolierettes.

Previously on Survivor Jiffy tells us that Stealth-R-Us isnít as well-lubed as the local Chippendale Strippers and Phillip is wearing on the patience of the patients interred on Stealth R Island. Revelation after revelation drowns us in shocking leaks as we discover New Dawn has lost her mind, and Andrea has been trying to get in the shorts of the Enemy Broliance. Brenda, the dive school diva wins a hold your breath contest. Wait, just an observation here, but she had the thinnest face of all of them and could poke her nose between those bars and up higher than anyone of the other chipmunks, so it wasnít all that and a bag of chips IMO.

Malcolm out thought Reynold (not so hard bro) and got the Idol at TC and was safe from nothing, buh bye Michael.

Cochran and Phillip discuss the fact that Lisa Dawn would make a great goat to take to F3 following the BRob ďYou too can make a MillionĒ plan when suddenly Dawn of the Dead screams like a mother of 10 finding out the stick turned pink.

Monkeys are startled out of the trees and goats faint everywhere. Oh noes! While trying to drink the swamp she gets hit by an invisible monster and shoots her falsies out into the water. TOOT! Brenda, Dive master and therapist runs to the swamp to find out what the frak is going on. She finds a raving lunatic and asks where Dawn is. No really, Dawn, choking out the tale in her best snuffling 4 year old voice explains the drama while simultaneously quitting, covering her mouth and swearing like a sailor (I made that up, sorry, the swearing part, no mother of 10 would ever swear. Right.). After that she says she doesnít want anyone to know. (Well Dawn, maybe you shouldnít have SCREAMED like that, you think?)

Brenda takes a couple of minutes and finds the falsies floating right next to the dock and all is well. Dawn reloads her choppers and the sun will shine again.Yay. Then Brenda says theyíre bros forever while Dawn stands there crossing her fingers and saying you and me to the end.


Face the Mud and Find Your Ricey Balls Reward

Malcolm remembers how to win this one (it wasnít long ago for him) and goes for all the Ricey Balls. Too bad Reynold is a quick study and is much better at finding the Ricey Ball Bags. Malcolm fails and the rest follow along. Funny that Jiffy only blasts Sherri for being slow on the course. Nobody better mess with Jiffyís Favorites honey. Not even the Sandra Bullock look alike. Purple gets so far ahead that Jiffy doesnít even mention Malcolm or Sherri again. Ever. Purple wins and is off for a nosh at a five star resort.

At the Gilligan Island Resort and Monkey Mating Compound, Erik comments on the clueless and apparently filthy Fillup fouling the pool. Nice stain dude, I hope someone notified the EPA about that toxic spill. Everyone loses their appetite and a naked Fillup had the pool to himself the rest of the day. Gag me.

Night 26 and Day 27 at Adam Hadíem:

Dawn of the Dead canít sleep without letting the paranoia monster loose to run roughshod over her emo self. Cochran thinks sheís insane and once again he speaks for us all. Andrea goes to Fillup for a mental status update on Dawn and Dawn shows up for her appointment with Dr. Cochran for her psych eval. Dawn tells the Dr. (5 cents please) that she thinks sheís going crazy. Good Dawn, the first step to being cured is to admit youíre crazy as a soup sandwich. Dr. C tries to move all the sharp objects out of her reach and diagnoses her as Hummingbird Crazy. We concur Dr. Cochran, off with her head. Dr. Cochran prescribes a lobotomy and it works! Sheís all rested and back to her New Dawn self.

Immunity Challenge and Fillup takes a vacay!

You know, jump in, grab a rope, swim grab a ring, rinse & repeat. Fillup says no way am I doing that, when I was a child my mother tried to hold me under a raftÖÖ
Anyway Reynold wins throwing a huge monkey wrench in the Stealthy Majorityís plot to vote him out so they say Malcolm is the next to go. Weíll split the votes like Dawnís personality thatís foolproof. TheĒ Top Secret Never Fail PlanĒ is in place. Jiffy declares everyone gave everything they had including Fillup who apparently had nothing.

The Broliance wins the Sprint Player of the Week contest. Booyah!

The Hunt

Hey everyone lets go look for the 26th HII. They all head over to the neon highway sized ďThe Idol is here-->" sign and Malcolm findís it while reading Fillupís book ďThe Spy who Loathed MeĒ in his spare time. Eddieís going home says Eddie, bummer, hey Andrea how about a little smoochie for the soldier going off to war? Andrea?

Babble Council

Go watch it, I couldnít possibly do it justice. Suffice it to say Idols were going cheap. Malcolm was wearing HIIís like he got them at a Mardi Gras parade and passed one to his bro Eddie while Stealth R OMG goes all Dawn and stuff.
Jiffy says spell Phillip ďTwo Lís and two Pís on either endĒ and the Three Amigos take notes. Only Erik loses his cheat sheet and tries to sound it out. Fillup he says, Jiffy says close enough and The Spazilist goes to terrorize Michael.

Amen.

Thanks everyone for spending a bit of time with me and good night.



Thanks sweetie! You brite up my world

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 RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... dabo 04-21-13 1
 Total Melt Dawn tribephyl 04-21-13 2
 RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... jobgirl 04-22-13 3
 RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... jbug 04-22-13 4
 RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... Molaholic 04-22-13 5
 RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... Ottawa Girl 04-22-13 6
 RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... kircon 04-22-13 7
 RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... Sahara 04-22-13 8
 RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... kingfish 04-23-13 9
   RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a ... suzzee 04-23-13 10

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1. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."

Babble Council indeed. Very fun sum.

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2. "Total Melt Dawn"
Brilliant!
like a mother of 10 finding out the stick turned pink
I can now sense the magnitude.


Thanks everyone for spending a bit of time with me and good night.
And Thank YOU for taking the time and energy into posting a hilarious recap...er...summary.

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3. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
Great summary, Suzzee, Thanks!
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4. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
good stuff Suzzz


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5. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
Thanks Suzzee, I really needed that. It'll help me cope with a gaggle of middle schoolers that will be coming to class all too soon. Good for my BP, too.

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6. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
Great summary Suzzee. Thoroughly enjoyed it, especially loved the Babble Council and the Spazilist.

(Kircon, thanks for the reminder to let people know we are reading the summaries and appreciating them -- and sometimes even quoting them. I'll definitively be using Babble Council in the future.)

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7. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
Oh suzzee, what a summary! Just like the show.
Thanks for writing this week. These are my favorite lines:

Dawn of the Dead screams like a mother of 10 finding out the stick turned pink.
Face the Mud and Find Your Ricey Balls Reward Challenge
Dawn of the Dead canít sleep
Broliance wins

and my favorite; Babble Council

Thanks. Now who's next?

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8. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
Suzzee, what a great summary! Thanks for making me laugh.


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9. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
You should take every opportunity to step on all the toes you can. Don't say you're sorry, just say get those toes outta the way or they are going to get stepped on.

Very nice, and very funny. Of course I expect no less, but that is your fault for setting the bar so high.



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10. "RE: S26 Ep 10 Summary: Iíll have a Triple Idol and Side Order of Melt Dawn to Go."
Thanks mucho everyone for all the kind words, and as for setting the bar high I try not to, it's better to have the bar close to the ground. Less chance of getting hurt when you fall off.

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