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"'Hi. My nephew thinks you're a succubus sent to damn him. Wanna make out?'"
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-15-13, 05:09 PM (EST)
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"'Hi. My nephew thinks you're a succubus sent to damn him. Wanna make out?'" |
If what I've been reading is true, then RussHell Hantz (that model of morals and fidelity) recently left his wife in order to start a relationship with another former contestant. Namely, Mikayla Wingle.Right. That Mikayla. Family dinners must be fascinating. 
'Mikayla, pass the salt. Brandon, pass all the weapons you smuggled in.'
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Round Robin 2243 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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03-15-13, 07:33 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: 'Hi. My nephew thinks you're a succubus sent to damn him. Wanna make out?'" |
Somehow I doubt RussHell gives a sh!t.
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suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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03-16-13, 09:22 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: 'Hi. My nephew thinks you're a succubus sent to damn him. Wanna make out?'" |
Next season on Survivor. Survivor Apocalypse, all the Hantz men & dumb girls they bring with them. We're leaving them on Bikini Atoll with no food, all the booze they can carry, guns ammo, a pen and a pad of sticky notes. Then the crew will sail away and leave them to their genetics. The crew will have their memories wiped and the atoll will be used for a few more A-bomb tests. There that should do it.  I should be watched....closely.
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-16-13, 10:19 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: 'Hi. My nephew thinks you're a succubus sent to damn him. Wanna make out?'" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-13 AT 12:31 PM (EST) For every woman, there is a troll.
Brandon's twisted little mind will figure out how this is ultimately Phillip's fault. He is his own author. But Mikalaya! Now he's going to have to see her every Christmas and Thanksgiving, or on whatever underworld holidays the Hantz clan celebrates. This does go to show that Russell is not nearly as crazy as Brandon.
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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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03-18-13, 07:49 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: 'Hi. My nephew thinks you're a succubus sent to damn him. Wanna make out?'" |
So...here are my thoughts.1. His first time out, he succeeded on the back of Dumb-@$$ girls. His second time out, he succeeded on the back of Smart-@$$ Girls. I guess he's gone back to Dumb-@$$ Girls. 2. When Brandon found out, did he threaten to pee in Russell's hat, then take it back, then tell the whole family what he planned to do, then when Russell confronted him about it, did he do it anyway? And if so, did Jeff Probst have to be called in to mediate? 3. Please, PLEASE tell me they're not going on TAR together. "Russell and Mikayla, you are the third team to arrive. However, Russell, you burned the other teams' clue boxes at the Roadblock, and you replaced the last team's directions with 'Board a rocket to Mars and look for Marvin the Martian.' They went to Cape Canaveral and stowed away on the rocket, and now NASA's pissed at us. You have incurred a time penalty of 30 minutes, starting now." Phil to producer: "Why is this only 30 minutes?" Producer: "Because our ratings are up 40%." 
Brandon would be dangerous. He'd be the one the where the broadcaster uses his first, middle and last names. -suzzee
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-13, 09:20 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: 'Hi. My nephew thinks you're a succubus sent to damn him. Wanna make out?'" |
Please, PLEASE tell me they're not going on TAR together.Wish I could, but now we get to wait out every cast announcement with that bit of extra dread that makes a season so special. Or we could just watch to see where the wars are being declared. And yes, I do think there's a chance he (or both of them, because the other gender is hardly eternally innocent) is faking the relationship just to get on another reality show. Addicts and DAWs, addicted to DAWing. Then again, we've seen stranger pairings and RussHell has supposedly pursued other contestants before this. But even if it's real, happy camera exploitation stands at the ready until someone finally ignores him. And that? Hasn't happened yet. I won't ask what she sees in him. As said, stranger pairings -- or smaller checks. And Brandon's initial reaction might have involved setting a house on fire. Well, some people did wonder how the Hantz clan got into real estate...
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