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"Boogie/Erika Interview with Chenbot"
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09-14-06, 11:12 AM (EST)
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"Boogie/Erika Interview with Chenbot"
LAST EDITED ON 09-14-06 AT 01:10 PM (EST)

On CBS' The Early Show, or whatever it's called.

Chenbot: So, Boogie, how does it feel to be 500 large richer?

Boogie: Well, Chenbot, I was obviously the best player this year. Will was good, but I used him to prove that my name should be in the pantheon of great RTV players, like Heidi, Austin, Darrah, Joe Schmo . . . you know, the greats.

Audience (collectively): Who?

Chenbot: What was your strategery, Booger?

Boogie: You mean Boogie, right?

Chenbot: Right.

Boogie: I think it was pretty obvious that I was representin' for my 603 Boyz. In C-Town (that's Concord, NH, for you lardasses out there), we're all about "live free or die," ba-bee! I was free as a bird, offering my worm to the Momma bird sittin' right here next to me.

Chenbot: What's that? Huh? Anyone there? Sorry, everyone, my earpiece fell out, I dropped my cue cards, and the teleprompter was obscured by Chicken George's outfit. So, Booger, you bring up a good point. Erika, how does it feel to be used up by a 36-year-old, NKOTB-wanna-be,sweatpants- and headband-wearing, has-been semi-celebrity?

Erika: Well, Julie, I think that anything that I did that I wasn't proud of was because the collagen in my lips started running out around Day 37. I had to start smoking to keep them puffy, which kept Mike happy. What was the question again?

Chenbot: How does it feel to be a ho, slut?

Erika: Honestly, I wouldn't do anything differently. Mike and I will be close outside of the house. We're having a baby, remember? *giggles like schoolgirl*

Chenbot: Don't you find it disturbing that your previous boyfriend picked and ate boogers and that your most recent showmance is nicknamed Booger?

Boogie: That's Boogie, Julie. Representin' for 603!!! *stands up and flashes lame gang sign that is really ASL for "I'm a dumbass."*

Chenbot: My chip memory is running low, so we'll just say "Congratulations" to you both and we look forward to the wedding special.

Erika: Wheeee!

Boogie: Will, let's take off, man. We's gots some hos waitin' for us on the jet skis.

What is Phil's golf equipment?
Nobody watched and nobody will read this, so I can spin the interview however I want.

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 RE: Boogie/Erika Interview with Che... HistoryDetective 09-14-06 1
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 RE: Boogie/Erika Interview with Che... Denalio 09-14-06 3

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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "RE: Boogie/Erika Interview with Chenbot"
No accusations of revisionist history here --- sounds like the way it probably went down.
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2. "RE: Boogie/Erika Interview with Chenbot"
History peeps representin'!!!!
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3. "RE: Boogie/Erika Interview with Chenbot"

Yeah I watched it and this pretty much sums it up. Yes Indeed.


Very nice job transcribing!

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