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07-18-11, 07:55 PM (EST)
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"Yes, CHEF!"
New new new and TONIGHT! Mere moments from now!

It's RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Will you be watching?


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 RE: Yes, CHEF! grit 07-18-11 1
 RE: Yes, CHEF! Estee 07-18-11 2
 *sigh* foonermints 07-18-11 3
 RE: Yes, CHEF! Estee 07-19-11 4
 RE: Yes, CHEF! jbug 07-19-11 5
   RE: Yes, CHEF! Estee 07-19-11 8
 Well that was...fun? moonbaby 07-19-11 6
   RE: Well that was...fun? jbug 07-19-11 7

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07-18-11, 08:34 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Yes, CHEF!"
Watching right now - I have a few favorites picked out already.
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07-18-11, 08:48 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Yes, CHEF!"
That ambulance may need to set up a permanent station in the parking lot.

Eighteen at the start, heading for twelve...

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3. "*sigh*"
*sob*
I have no life.
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07-19-11, 08:21 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Yes, CHEF!"
What's RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW? The cast. It feels as if the first stop for that bus was the application line for a culinary school. Taser a few wanna-be freshmen, get them to sign the contract before the brain fogging wore off, and whisk them away to chase the faint hopes of a job that, according to the NYC tabloids, does not exist. (The originally-offered position isn't available in that restaurant, so just consider yourself to be playing for figurehead status and a salary that almost covers your apartment.) Eighteen cheftestants, with as many as eighteen pieces of cannon fodder/episode filler/Living Damned. The greatest surprise of the evening may have been everyone knowing which end of the knife to hold.

There is a bit of talent here. Facing your first Wellington ever and getting it perfect the first time is dumb luck: doing the same thing on the second may represent a natural rapport with Gordon's most finicky dish. Get twenty risottos right and win a line cook job for any place that has trouble with the plate. But spend most of your evening sitting at the chef's table pretending to enjoy your badly-cooked scallops and be prepared to slice meat at a deli counter near one of us. It felt like any of the Masterchef contestants could have beaten this pack into the ground on raw instinct. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

I don't have a good feel for the restaurant's redesign yet. Being able to look down into the kitchen may seem like the entertainment of the evening, but do you really want to see what's happening to your food?

And Elisa's going to be a prize. A non-winning prize: Gordon never lets that kind finish. But a F6 ongoing splinter under a fingernail? Hello, Sabrina #2...

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07-19-11, 09:30 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Yes, CHEF!"
I tried to find a list of all the newbies and pics but can't
I need a cheat sheet to keep up w/ names for a few weeks.

That said, the one girl (Elise maybe?) came in w/ an attitude to start - which probably means she'll be around for awhile - whether she can cook or not.

Hope the girl (funny name) that showed she can cook stays a long time.

Chino (?) looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Clueless.

The Memphis guy - I felt so bad that he messed up his signature dish - but was proud that he could handle the pressure of the kitchen service.

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8. "RE: Yes, CHEF!"
Hope the girl (funny name) that showed she can cook stays a long time.

Krupa.

First person to make a joke in her presence about Mario jumping on her head dies.

And will not have been the original victim.

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07-19-11, 12:35 PM (EST)
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6. "Well that was...fun?"
It was sad to see the taco guy go so early. He was prime choice for possibly most entertaining. I do look for that because after a few shows, sadly, it's just a reheat of episodes past...and I can easily skip a show. Gordon's meltdowns don't do it for me anymore And Chef appears to have had a little work done, he's looking a little less sharpei-like this go round.

Oh and canned pineapple?!? Really? What's next, someone serving up a pbj as their signature dish?

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7. "RE: Well that was...fun?"

the pineapple guy is from Memphis - it's a wonder he didn't do an Elvis PB & Banana! LOL
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