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"Be the Living Damned 4.6"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-07-08, 01:40 AM (EST)
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"Be the Living Damned 4.6" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-07-08 AT 08:05 PM (EST)A Sweet Sixteen party to remember, wouldn't you say? What were all you donuts thinking? Shrimp with everything? How about some ##### variety? There's a fully stocked kitchen right there and you obsessively put shrimp on everything? How much fish and shellfish did you eat as a teenager? The Red team was bang on with their assessment that the menu should be glamourous, but for picky eaters. So instead you made fish? What the hell? The Blue team made chicken wings for a bunch of girls in pretty dresses? Once again, that's messy finger food served in sports bars for teenaged girls in expensive dresses??? Honestly. Matt: Your face is going to stick like that. Do not whine at me. Do not try to suck up to me. Corey: I know you think you're hot, sweetheart, but please stop telling everyone how hot you think you are. And put your clothes back on. I'm married. Bobby: There's leadership and then there's bossiness. With a bit of finesse, you could have shown up Matt and still come out of it smelling like roses, but you had to be a jerk. Louross: You thought Jason was an idiot for getting in the hot tub with Corey, and you were right. So... Petrozza, Christina and Jen: not much to say to any of you this ep. Ben: Stop celebrating at stupid times. We're supposed to be cooking here, not high-fiving each other like a bunch of dumb jocks. Rosann: You've dodged a bullet again. I *will* get rid of you if you continue to ##### me off. Wake up. Shayna: Sorry to see you go, but you're just too slow. For some reason I'd rather have a chef who works quickly, but can't fry a steak. JP, sorry about Fransisco. He was the network's idea. He's really just some dreadful actor they found. He's never planned a party in his life. I promise there will be no more Fransisco in Hell's Kitchen. Come play! Many characters still available. Ask me! Or play without commitment by posting as a diner or the go-kart operator or something. ETF: "party", not "wedding"
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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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05-07-08, 10:23 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4.6" |
No way I am gonna be thrown under that bus AGAIN when I'm doin' my very best in that kitchen! I gotta kid to feed at home, ya know! No one else in this whole da*& place knows how haad it is for me! I do the best I can, then the Chef from Hell comes at me like some mad Bull Dog, and I can't even think right!
Oh yeah, that big fat Shayna? She got in every body's way, and every time ya tried ta move, you'd run into her big fat butt! She kept saying it was 'baby fat', yeah, I didn't see no baby anywhere! She just needed to go home! Four freakin' hours on a guacamole dish? I don't think so! Alls I did was send out a pink steak to the spoiled rich 'California BIRTHDAY girl', and look at the grief I get! Serves her right for havin' all that money, and a stuck up mom to beat! Wait till I tell my uncle Vinny about THEM folks! He'll be all over 'em like a buzzard on dead meat! Anyways, another week down, a few more to go. I still got it!
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Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-07-08, 11:52 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4.6" |
Dang it! I pop out from under the radar and Chef nails me! Too slow? Hey, you can't rush genius, you know. Who placated the mom about the napkins? Saved poor JP from having to track down some napkin rings. And my salsa? Gotta do it right or it won't taste the way it should. How dare you cut the avacado too big! Well, at least I won't have to put up with Matt in the girl's kitchen!
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-07-08, 06:11 PM (EST)
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6. "Opinion of a Diner...." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-07-08 AT 06:14 PM (EST)Just a little comment.....I can't picture any of you being competent enough to work for Chef Ramsey!!!!! All of you need to stop smoking so much. Matty,...well....I won't even waste my breath on you! BTW could one of you finish cooking my steak here because it just mooed? I'll be back later with more comments....
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-08, 10:30 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Opinion of a Diner...." |
I'm still waiting for my friggin' steak to get cooked!
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-08, 05:43 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Opinion of a Diner...." |
Thank you very much kind sir, but I demand to see the chef right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-08, 08:59 PM (EST)
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12. "still waiting..............." |
I'm about to turn into a ###### food critic if you don't hurry up with my steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-08, 09:43 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: still waiting..............." |
HELLO....hello....hello..... hello....hello?? I guess nobody is here....bwa
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-13-08, 06:36 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: still waiting..............." |
*gets out blowtorch* Fine, I'll cook it myself, just get your *#@ ####ed ##### ##### out of my way Ramsey!!!!!!!
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