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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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10-23-11, 10:32 AM (EST)
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"Week #7 NFL Complaining Thread."
Did you hear the one about the egotistical radio sports talk host and the cover expert who got into a broadcast slap fight about whether last week's dramatic end zone interception should have been a penalty instead?

No?

Gosh, you're lucky. Because it's all I've heard about for the last. two. days.

I could link to the interview. I won't.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 W* #2. Estee 10-23-11 1
 Losing his game religon. Estee 10-23-11 2
   RE: Losing his game religon. cahaya 10-24-11 10
 Browns 6, Seahawks 3. Estee 10-23-11 3
   RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3. Max Headroom 10-23-11 4
       RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3. Estee 10-23-11 5
           RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3. Max Headroom 10-23-11 6
               RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3. Snidget 10-23-11 7
                   RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3. PepeLePew13 10-23-11 8
                       So close. Estee 10-23-11 9
                           RE: So close. cahaya 10-24-11 11
                               RE: So close. Max Headroom 10-24-11 13
                                   RE: So close. cahaya 10-24-11 14
 Just wondering. Estee 10-24-11 12
   RE: Just wondering. PepeLePew13 10-24-11 15
       RE: Just wondering. Estee 10-24-11 16
           RE: Just wondering. Max Headroom 10-24-11 17
               RE: Just wondering. Snidget 10-24-11 18
               RE: Just wondering. Estee 10-24-11 19
                   RE: Just wondering. cahaya 10-25-11 22
 *blink* Snidget 10-24-11 20
   RE: *blink* HobbsofMI 10-25-11 21
 This might catch (by the other team... Estee 10-25-11 23
   RE: This might catch (by the other ... cahaya 10-25-11 24

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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10-23-11, 04:18 PM (EST)
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1. "W* #2."
If I showed Norv Turner a clock, would he scream 'Witchcraft!' and try to smash it with a hammer, or do you think he'd just eat it?
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10-23-11, 04:29 PM (EST)
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2. "Losing his game religon."
I don't get it. You'd think if anyone would understood about deliberately throwing a match in order to set up a thousand-year reign of torturing the innocent, it would be Tim Tebow.
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10-24-11, 00:50 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Losing his game religon."
LAST EDITED ON 10-24-11 AT 01:23 AM (EST)

This guy is fantasy torture. I had him in one FF squad to sub for Brady (on bye) and another squad to sub for Rivers with Vincent Jackson on Revis island and Gates playing a few snaps.

So, the game's almost over. First and ten at their own 20 with 5:23 to burn on the clock, down 15 to zilch and Tebow has put up some yardage but naught else for a gawd-awful 6 FF points (he was projected at 12, so it's not a huge loss).

Then the clouds parted and the football gods took pity on him. Suddenly errant balls find their targets, would-have-been sacks become 20 yard scrambles and another pass finds its target cruising into the end zone. Ok, it's 15-7 and the fantasy score is now slightly above projections, so anyone playing him as a bye week filler can say they got their money's worth, even if it's not a lot.

But that's just the beginning. An improbable onside kick sees the football gods sending the ball into the hands of a Denver player and Tebow gets a bonafide, if highly improbable, chance to tie the game with 2:41 left. And here we go again, all the way down to the red zone where yet another pass finds it mark. 15-13. Now, what were the standard statistical odds for a successful 2-point conversion?

No worries. The football gods part the Dolphin Sea and Moses Tebow strolls through virtually untouched. Boom. 15-15.

In the span of five and a half minutes, Tebow has gone from being bottom 5 to top 5 QB's for the day, doubling his projected FF score.

After another five and a half minutes in OT, the football gods waffle as the teams see-saw on the field. Then they intervene and force a Matt Moore fumble within extreme field goal range. Fifty-two yards of it. The kick is guided by the gods through the uprights to give Tim his righteous rewards for never failing to worship them when all seems lost.

(eta a bonafide complaint) I forgot to mention the devil, incarnated in the form of coach Shanahan. After the FF pundits play up Torain all week ("should totally romp against the league's second worst run defense"), Shanahan shows the FF pundits who's the real boss and Torain sees no action until late in the game. And then Torain contributes a grand total of -0.5 FF points on five yards of losses. That's right, negative 0.5. The righteous Tim set things right on this score, though, with his extra good points more than making up for the devil's Shanahanigans.

And, yes, I can thank Tim and his football gods for contributing to a pair of victories on the FF field this week.

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10-23-11, 06:05 PM (EST)
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3. "Browns 6, Seahawks 3."
*clap*

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10-23-11, 07:01 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3."
I'd take a 6-3 win. Just sayin'.


And so would any Dolphins or Rams fans. Suck for Luck, indeed.

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10-23-11, 07:13 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3."
You'll take another primetime buttkicking and like it.

The rest of the country, not so much.

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10-23-11, 08:16 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3."
Not me, I have no intention of watching tonight's game.

I will be looking for game tickets for the Jags and/or Panthers games. Game tickets are already selling for half of face value, and by that point in the season they may even be cheaper.

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10-23-11, 09:23 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3."
*pops over to check on the game*

Only the second quarter and Max really should pretend this is a bye week for the Colts.

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8. "RE: Browns 6, Seahawks 3."
At this pace, the Saints are 'only' on pace to score 68 points tonight.
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10-23-11, 11:26 PM (EST)
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9. "So close."
Sixty-two points was all the poor offensively-challenged team could manage. And now their abused defense has to put up with eighteen hours of being screamed at for being so incompetent as to give up that touchdown.

Can't they do anything right?

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11. "RE: So close."
Yikes, no Mercy Rule in this game. Blow out of the year. Here Manning is in his hometown, standing on the sidelines reading the charts for Painter as if it would make a difference.
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10-24-11, 08:06 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: So close."
Didn't watch the game at all last night. That was the right choice.

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14. "RE: So close."
That was the right choice.

For the fair weather fan, yup.

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10-24-11, 07:13 AM (EST)
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12. "Just wondering."
How many head coaches will turn up with broken legs next week?
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15. "RE: Just wondering."
Jim Caldwell might be the first to volunteer.
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16. "RE: Just wondering."
But how are we going to convince Max to stop after the leg?
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17. "RE: Just wondering."
Here's the party line: "The Colts would be competitive if Peyton Manning was playing."

Now ask me if I believe it.

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18. "RE: Just wondering."
Quarterback alone can't turn everything around.


Ag Potion Number Nine

I'm looking at you Kitty Cats.

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10-24-11, 07:11 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Just wondering."
And do you believe it?

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22. "RE: Just wondering."
I would -- if the wording was changed from "competitive" to "more competitive."

For one, Payton wouldn't have these surprise snaps coming at him while calling the audibles.

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20. "*blink*"
Maybe Moley was too fast about the Monday night point.

3rd quarter.

Jacksonville has 1 FG per quarter
Baltimore, nothing and the box score says they haven't had a 1st down??

That can't be right.

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10-25-11, 12:09 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: *blink*"
I needed MJD to get 70 yards to win FF and thought I was done. I was watching the WS until TX went up 4-2 and headed to bed. Then I stopped as a joke to see what was going on in this game on the computer. I almost feel over and then turned on the game to see them get their first 1st down.


GO WINGS! 2008 Stanley Cup Champs!
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23. "This might catch (by the other team) on "
Have you met the Colts QB, Curtis TAINTer?
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24. "RE: This might catch (by the other team) on "
There a several of these around, but like his passes, none of them stick.

The latest? Curtis Finger Painter

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