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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"A Song For Matt"
Howard Dean 707 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-10-04, 06:02 PM (EST)
 
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"A Song For Matt" |
(Sung To The Tune Of The "Mr. Ed" Theme)A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Matt. Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you no answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a crooked course.
Talk to Mr. Matt. Yikkity yak and yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Matt will always speak though he really has nothing to say. A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse? Well listen to this. "I am Mister Matt." "Bro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ke!"
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