Trump would never stand for his theme song being a mere post under "Alla's Themesong"
(and neither would I, to be honest
) so we'll give him his own thread.Trump's Theme Song
("You're So Vain" melody)
Well, I walked into my Finale
And I strutted right up to my throne
My hair was strategically plastered in place
My 'tude it was totally blown
I had one eye on the Nielsens
While plotting the 'morrow's guest spots
And all the wannabees dreamed they'd be my minions,
Prayed they'd be my minions, and
Chorus
I'm so Vain, I know that life's all a-bout Me
I'm so-o Vain, I know life's all a-bout Me
Know it's All a-bout Me.
Well, you knew of me 'long about a decade ago
When I was quite literally screwed
Then I pulled myself up by some boo-oot-straps
And built myself back up to YUGE.
Yes I built my empire right back up
(Wonder who else'll be my stooge?)
And all the while I was glowin' about it,
crowin' about it, and
Chorus
I'm so Vain, I know that life's all a-bout Me
I'm so-o Vain, you know Life's all a-bout Me
Know it's All a-bout Me
Well I flew my 'copter to the top of Trump Tower
I was privately totally peeved
See, I had some cameras down at Mar A Lago
but lotsa viewers got totally skeeved
I had some peeps they were pawns in my weird game
Pawns in my weird game, and
Chorus
I'm so Vain, I know Life's all a-bout Me
I'm so-o Vain, you know it's all a-bout Me,
Know it's All a-bout Me.
We're moving the show out to LA-LA next year
The pressure's on for a girl
Got to keep those Nielsens uh-up there
Even if we make all America hurl
There'll be a fresh new crop of bimbos with brains
And studmuffins made of the same
Let's see what kinda mischief we'll make
In the land of the exasperatingly lame
I got some peeps who stand by me,
peeps who stand by me
They're called
Melania my babymama
Burn-y my maindood,
Georg-y my yesguy
Caro-lyn my henchgirl
Rona my mouthpiece
Robin my eye candy
Editors(my ruin)!
and.....
All Together Now:
Chorus
You're so Vain, you think life's all about you
You're so-o Vain, you think life's all a-bout you,
Think life's all about you.
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dedicated to my hometown of Los Angeles