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TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings
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"How GWB spent his summer vacation"
OKAY... Just to prove I can be offensive several times a week...

What I Did On My Summer Vacation
by Georgie Bush


I went fishing with my Dad!


These reality show contestants need a reality check!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... miamicatt 09-09-05 1
 RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Snidget 09-09-05 2
   RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... TeamJoisey 09-09-05 23
 RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... ginger 09-09-05 3
 Obviously a complete forgery. Estee 09-09-05 4
 RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Sagebrush Dan 09-09-05 5
 RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... RollDdice 09-09-05 6
   RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... ginger 09-09-05 7
   RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... HistoryDetective 09-09-05 8
       RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... TeamJoisey 09-09-05 9
           RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Estee 09-09-05 12
       RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Devious Weasel 09-09-05 10
           RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Devious Weasel 09-09-05 11
               RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... ginger 09-09-05 13
                   RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Estee 09-09-05 14
                       RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Devious Weasel 09-09-05 15
                           RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Estee 09-09-05 16
           RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Buggy 09-09-05 17
               RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... HistoryDetective 09-09-05 18
                   RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Buggy 09-09-05 20
                   RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... RollDdice 09-10-05 29
           RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... mtopaz 09-09-05 19
               RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... ginger 09-09-05 21
                   RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Mon Cherie 09-09-05 22
                       RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... Sunny_Bunny 09-10-05 34
 RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... frankz 09-10-05 24
   RE: How GWB spent his summer vacati... TeamJoisey 09-10-05 25
 Well... wandacal 09-10-05 26
   Oh, Wanda... Dizwiz 09-10-05 27
       RE: Oh, Wanda... Sunny_Bunny 09-10-05 35
   RE: Well... mtopaz 09-10-05 28
   Condolences RollDdice 09-10-05 30
   RE: Well... Dakota 09-10-05 31
   RE: Well... Ante Bellum 09-10-05 32
       RE: Well... motormouth 09-10-05 33
           RE: Well... Ante Bellum 09-10-05 36
               RE: Well... motormouth 09-10-05 37
   RE: Well... TeamJoisey 09-10-05 38
   RE: Well... Silvergirl1 09-11-05 39
   RE: Well... Puffy 09-11-05 40

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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-05, 02:16 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
And lemme guess....they "found" that fish. Everyone else "looted" them.

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2. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
to laugh or to cry that is the question


Where is Mr Potter when you need him?

OKAY... Just to prove I can be offensive several times a week...

I? never doubted your ability

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09-09-05, 11:25 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
I? never doubted your ability

Nice to get a vote of confidence.

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09-09-05, 02:17 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
LAST EDITED ON 09-09-05 AT 02:18 PM (EST)

ETA - Catt and Ging - great minds with single thoughts.

LAST EDITED ON 09-09-05 AT 02:17 PM (EST)

Are those people behind the Bushes "finding" food in that store, or just "looting" it?



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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-05, 02:23 PM (EST)
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4. "Obviously a complete forgery."
The real George would never have spelled six straight words right.
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09-09-05, 02:32 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Great work, TJ!

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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-05, 02:52 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Maybe Bush and Cheney can eat that fish. From the reported chemical/poison levels in the water, we should then be able to get a new Prez and Vice installed in a couple of weeks.


So depressing for all concerned.

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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7. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Excellent!


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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-05, 03:24 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Maybe Bush and Cheney can eat that fish. From the reported chemical/poison levels in the water, we should then be able to get a new Prez and Vice installed in a couple of weeks.

That doesn't really sound appropriate to me. I feel nothing but contempt for W and Dick, but I don't think that hoping for a change in leadership as the result of their deaths by poisoned fish is the way to go. Maybe I'm too sensitive, but it's a little too close to the folks who were rubbing their hands together with glee over the Chief Justice's death because it meant their guy got to appoint another Justice.


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09-09-05, 04:04 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
LAST EDITED ON 09-09-05 AT 04:04 PM (EST)

... folks who were rubbing their hands together with glee
over the Chief Justice's death because it meant their guy
got to appoint another Justice.

Oh, come on! Nobody here is that callous.



These reality show contestants need a reality check!

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-05, 04:38 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
I am. I'm just that callous on the other side of the aisle.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-05, 04:25 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Would you be okay with the two of them getting a really bad case of the runs and having to spend a lot of time on the crapper from eating poisoned fish?


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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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11. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
And wasn't that the original, rejected West Wing pilot?


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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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13. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Nope -- "Dreamcatcher."



Of course, space worms were involved. Space worms with fangs. But the principle was the same.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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14. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Ugh. I just finished reading that. I think Stephen King was trying to get thirty years of fart jokes out of his system. First you ingest an alien egg, and then you create smells never before scented on this planet, and then you die. Probably because everyone around you killed you just to stop the gas.
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15. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Another coded suggestion about my posting lapse?


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16. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Don't be silly. That was direct.
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17. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Would you be okay with the two of them getting a really bad case of the runs and having to spend a lot of time on the crapper from eating poisoned fish?

*raises hand*

I'm okay with them getting the trots.



Can we get them to do that Pepto dance during a news conference, because that would be pretty dang funny?

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18. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
That? would be perfectly fine with me. It's just veiled references to their deaths that make me uncomfortable.


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20. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
I'm with ya!
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09-10-05, 03:34 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
That? would be perfectly fine with me. It's just veiled references to their deaths that make me uncomfortable.

I apologize if I stepped over the line. And you give me more credit than I deserve... my reference wasn't veiled very well.

Can you hold on a second? Two Secret Service agents are knocking on my door and I should probably see what they want.

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19. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Yes, yes, whatever it takes to keep them off the streets and out of trouble. Or maybe they could get accidentally locked in Cheney's bunker for the next few years. I hear it's fully stocked for any emergency, so they would be fine, if a bit rank and hairy, by the time we "figured out" how to unlock the bunker. We'd put Michael Brown on the task!


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21. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
CBS has this gold safe...



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09-09-05, 10:33 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
We're gonna need something larger to hold those two egos.

And no, I'm not calling anyone fat.

C'est Moi.
Thanks Syren!
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09-10-05, 05:43 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
How about Al Capones Vault? Then Geraldo can scream from the front door, and tell us how much it reminds him of his stint in the Middle East.



Because if you cant mock Geraldo, you must be dead.

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24. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
Mrs Frank forwarded this picture to me yesterday morning along with her comments that her coworker actually believed it was real. Some people!?!
I thought it was pretty funny. An excellent parody. Where did you find this?


I have neither been there nor done that

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25. "RE: How GWB spent his summer vacation"
I got in in an email, like about a million other people in the last 24 hours.
It's moving faster than a category 5 hurricane!


I shrunk it and posted it here because I thought it might get a laugh.

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26. "Well..."
LAST EDITED ON 09-12-05 AT 04:59 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 09-10-05 AT 06:01 AM (EST)

I guess it's all ok then, huh?

You know, I have never considered myself an argumentative person. Even with MY political stance, I have never really had to defend it all that much in my life.
Not to say I really ever had to defend it all that much here on OT. I just chose to stay quiet in favor of keeping peace.
That being said -
Is all this really necessary?

I have never posted disrespectful and/or doctored photos of ANY President, Democrat or Republican, to get a laugh.
And I know for a fact that I have never tried to get a laugh out of a tragedy.
How can I be sure?
My sister was on the 98th floor of the World Trade Center South Tower on September 11, 2001..
To ALL of you, Republican and Democrat alike, it's just not worth arguing over.
Just ask Seahorse....



ETAA: I'm sorry. Between this Sunday, (9/11), and my divorce, I've not been in the best of places.
September 25th would have been my sister's, Carmen, 48th birthday.
September 29th would be my and John's 15th wedding anniversary.

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27. "Oh, Wanda..."
{{{hugs}}}

I don't really know what else to say, except to hang in there.


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09-10-05, 05:45 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Oh, Wanda..."
(((((((((((((((((Wanda)))))))))))))))))))

Sending you smoochies out the bejeebers, Luv.

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28. "RE: Well..."
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Wanda,

I'm very sorry for both of your losses. This sounds like a very difficult and sad time for you.

I'm overwhelmed by the tragedy that Katrina has wrought. I've cried so much over the last days, and felt anguish, sorrow, anger, frustration, fear, the whole gamut of emotions.

For me, the picture brought a brief moment of levity, something I really need right now. In no way do I think of my moment of levity at the President's expense is me laughing at the loss and tragedy of Katrina victims.

Sometimes, in the darkest of times, the only humor is dark humor. This helps me to not get completely overwhelmed by events beyond my control.

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30. "Condolences"
So sorry about those tragedies, Wanda.
Sending you supportive thoughts.

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31. "RE: Well..."
I'm sure this is a tough time for you and so many others who have experienced the loss of someone they loved in a disaster, and I hope you'll find comfort and joy in some of the stories of hope, kindness and selflessness that are coming out now.
While I did find the Bush angle humorous, and feel our dear president is deserving of the insult, I also was reminded of images on CNN of fish laying on their sides, dying, and of a bird covered in oil in the filthy water, unable to fly (can you say Exxon?). After which I e-mailed IFAW asking if anything was being done for wildlife in the area. I agree that we have to lighten it up at times. I also believe the humor is a way of remembering how safe and secure those are who failed those who sufferred and died -- human, animal, fish or fowl -- and how much more work needs to be done.

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32. "RE: Well..."
humor is a way that a lot of people deal with horror. If it doesn't work for you that's unfortunate but it dosn't mean you ahve to pee in everyone else's coping mechanism.

and nothing is so funny that someone somewhere will not be offended. in fact, if your joke doesn't offend anyone it probably wasn't very funny.


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33. "RE: Well..."
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humor is a way that a lot of people deal with horror. If it doesn't work for you that's unfortunate but it dosn't mean you ahve to pee in everyone else's coping mechanism.

Everyone's sense of humor is different. This one didn't offend me either, however, did you bother to read the small print?

I think Wanda had every right to give her opinion, and personally, since I can't even begin to comprehend her pain, I think it's very understandable that she may be a bit more sensitive on the subject.

(edited to remove redundancy)

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09-10-05, 07:35 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Well..."
By all means let's avoid offending anyone, anyone at all. Ever.


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I'm not belittling her pain but I don't drag out my own father's untimely death from corporate environmental malfeasance every time someone cracks a joke about ANWAR.

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37. "RE: Well..."
LAST EDITED ON 09-11-05 AT 02:15 AM (EST)

Hmm. I am not sure how you read my first post, but I think you missed the point. Let me try again.

TJ made a joke. Some people think it was funny. Some people do not. Wanda shared a personal experience which explains why she doesn't like this brand of humor. Several posters responded to her by sensitively giving condolences and a couple even stated their own opinion as to why they were not offended. I think that was all great. I think when you asked her not to "pee in everyone else's coping mechanism" without acknowledging her tremendous loss, it came across as insensitive. But maybe that's just me.


FTR, if you were to drag your father's unfortunate death into it every time an ANWAR joke was made,
I'd hope you would receive a little sensitivity as well.

I'd also like to point out that this is the first time I've heard Wanda mention the loss of her sister.


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09-10-05, 09:13 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Well..."
Wanda, my apologies if you were personally hurt or offended. I hoped the first words at the top of the thread (visible on the board) would warn people that the post might be offensive to some. And of course I have a reputation for being pretty snarky.

But in any case, I'll answer your questions. This picture satirizes the seemingly insensitive reaction from the president. Satire is, by nature, very sharp and pointed. It often draws a laugh along the lines of "Ohmigod, that's rude!"

Humor is one way that many people cope with horrific circumstances. It's not for everyone. I'm probably thicker-skinned than some, because I deal with horrific news all the time. I found this funny because it provided a break from the hundreds of images I've seen this week. Is it necessary? It is to some.

And there should never be a ban on satirizing the president, from either party. You'd put editorial cartoonists out of business.

No disrespect intended to your family. I know the pain, because I went to three funerals that September myself. I'm fortunate that none were relatives, but I understand your reaction.


These reality show contestants need a reality check!

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39. "RE: Well..."

You always have my shoulder to cry on if you want it, Wanda. Your post made me cry.

Condolences, and {{Hugs}}.


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40. "RE: Well..."
Wanda, you're in my thoughts and prayers today.


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