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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-22-05, 10:59 PM (EST) "What the HECK?" Mr Wheezy got rejected from voting. Thank you so much, Prop 200, passed by the voters of Arizona. "Dear Registrant: Our office recently received your voter registration form and we are unable to process pursuant to A.R.S. 16-166." ARS? I'll say. Apparently he had too many forms of satisfactory evidence of United States Citizenship, since he showed up with birth certificate, passport, and new Arizona license. The letter he just received says he must show ONE of them. He is suspicious, don't you think? Wheeza He got a speeding ticket when he was 17, too. Evil man. Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: What the HECK? TechNoir 02-22-05 1  RE: What the HECK? diamond 02-22-05 2    RE: What the HECK? TechNoir 02-22-05 3        RE: What the HECK? diamond 02-22-05 4  RE: What the HECK? dabo 02-22-05 5  RE: What the HECK? Captain_Savem 02-22-05 6    RE: What the HECK? Wheezy 02-22-05 7        RE: What the HECK? seahorse 02-23-05 18  Disagree AyaK 02-23-05 8    RE: Disagree dabo 02-23-05 9    RE: Disagree Wheezy 02-23-05 10        RE: Disagree AZ_Leo 02-23-05 23            RE: Disagree Wheezy 02-23-05 26                RE: Disagree AZ_Leo 02-23-05 27                    RE: Disagree Wheezy 02-23-05 28    RE: Disagree cqvenus 02-23-05 22  RE: What the HECK? greenmonstah 02-23-05 11  RE: What the HECK? landruajm 02-23-05 12    RE: What the HECK? Devious Weasel 02-23-05 14        RE: What the HECK? landruajm 02-23-05 16  RE: What the HECK? Draco Malfoy 02-23-05 13  Poor Mr. Wheezy... DataShark 02-23-05 15    RE: Poor Mr. Wheezy... Wheezy 02-23-05 17  RE: What the HECK? Lisapooh 02-23-05 19    RE: What the HECK? Wheezy 02-23-05 20        RE: What the HECK? Lisapooh 02-23-05 21            RE: What the HECK? ginger 02-23-05 24    RE: What the HECK? RudyRules 02-23-05 25

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-22-05, 11:02 PM (EST) 1. "RE: What the HECK?" Wheezy sounds like a French name to me. "Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson   Top

diamond 2307 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 02-22-05, 11:03 PM (EST) 2. "RE: What the HECK?" Clearly he's a terrist. Thank God the great state of Arizona caught him before he did any damage. And iff'n I were you, I wouldn't complain. He's lucky he's not sitting in Gitmo right now. Hi Wheeze.   Top

TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-22-05, 11:07 PM (EST) 3. "RE: What the HECK?" They're prolly tapping the phone and reading that list of library books to find out who his fellow terrists are. Then they'll all go to Gitmo. "Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson   Top

diamond 2307 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 02-22-05, 11:11 PM (EST) 4. "RE: What the HECK?" You mean that "five essential books" thread? Thank goodness I didn't post on it (I'm somewhat illiterate). But I did post on the other movie-book thread, and I'm sure that's enough. Crap.   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-22-05, 11:19 PM (EST) 5. "RE: What the HECK?" Arizona take off your hobo shoes Arizona why dontcha go my way Wonder how long it'll take to get the letter from the DMV revoking his license and passport. SMILES ARE FREE   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-22-05, 11:41 PM (EST) 6. "RE: What the HECK?" Mr. Wheezy is black? Damn Wheeze, I didn't know you got down like that! PhoenixMons did this to me. I got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever, he's got jungle fever, they're in loooove!   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-22-05, 11:52 PM (EST) 7. "RE: What the HECK?" *smooch* he's mochachino, baby. Wheeza wait a minute. I thought all you black guys know each other. Or was that the Canadians...I forget. Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 01:44 PM (EST) 18. "RE: What the HECK?" Wheezy blacks guys don't all know each other, they just all look alike. Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 00:20 AM (EST) 8. "Disagree" Naah, they couldn't have rejected him for having too many. They could, however, have rejected him if some of the documents presented didn't match. But I think it's more likely that they screwed up. Here's ARS section 16-166 (new language in caps): 16-166. Verification of registration A. Except for the mailing of sample ballots, a county recorder who mails an item to any elector shall send the mailing by nonforwardable first class mail marked with the statement required by the postmaster to receive an address correction notification. If the item is returned undelivered, the county recorder shall send a follow-up notice to that elector within three weeks of receipt of the returned notice. The county recorder shall send the follow-up notice to the address that appears on the general county register or to the forwarding address provided by the United States postal service. The follow-up notice shall include a registration form and the information prescribed by section 16-131, subsection C and shall state that if the elector does not complete and return a new registration form with current information to the county recorder within thirty-five days, the name of the elector will be removed from the general register and transferred to the inactive voter list. B. If the elector provides the county recorder with a new registration form, the county recorder shall change the general register to reflect the changes indicated on the new registration. If the elector indicates a new residence address outside that county, the county recorder shall forward the voter registration form to the county recorder of the county in which the elector's address is located. If the elector provides a new residence address that is located outside this state, the county recorder shall cancel the elector's registration. C. The county recorder shall maintain on the inactive voter list the names of electors who have been removed from the general register pursuant to subsection A or E of this section for a period of four years or through the date of the second general election for federal office following the date of the notice from the county recorder that is sent pursuant to subsection E of this section. D. On notice that a government agency has changed the name of any street, route number, post office box number or other address designation, the county recorder shall revise the registration records and shall send a new verification of registration notice to the electors whose records were changed. E. The county recorder on or before May 1 of each year preceding a state primary and general election or more frequently as the recorder deems necessary may use the change of address information supplied by the postal service through its licensees to identify registrants whose addresses may have changed. If it appears from information provided by the postal service that a registrant has moved to a different residence address in the same county, the county recorder shall change the registration records to reflect the new address and shall send the registrant a notice of the change by forwardable mail and a postage prepaid preaddressed return form by which the registrant may verify or correct the registration information. If the registrant fails to return the form postmarked not later than twenty-nine days before the next election, the elector shall be removed from the general register and transferred to the inactive voter list. If the notice sent by the recorder is not returned, the registrant may be required to provide affirmation or confirmation of the registrant's address in order to vote. If the registrant does not vote in an election during the period after the date of the notice from the recorder through the date of the second general election for federal office following the date of that notice, the registrant's name shall be removed from the list of inactive voters. If the registrant has changed residence to a new county, the county recorder shall provide information on how the registrant can continue to be eligible to vote. F. THE COUNTY RECORDER SHALL REJECT ANY APPLICATION FOR REGISTRATION THAT IS NOT ACCOMPANIED BY SATISFACTORY EVIDENCE OF UNITED STATES8 CITIZENSHIP. SATISFACTORY EVIDENCE OF CITIZENSHIP SHALL INCLUDE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: 1. THE NUMBER OF THE APPLICANT'S DRIVER LICENSE OR NONOPERATING 11 IDENTIFICATION LICENSE ISSUED AFTER OCTOBER 1, 1996 BY THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION OR THE EQUIVALENT GOVERNMENTAL AGENCY OF ANOTHER STATE WITHIN THE UNITED STATES IF THE AGENCY INDICATES ON THE APPLICANT'S DRIVER LICENSE OR NONOPERATING IDENTIFICATION LICENSE THAT THE PERSON HAS PROVIDED SATISFACTORY PROOF OF UNITED STATES CITIZENSHIP. 2. A LEGIBLE PHOTOCOPY OF THE APPLICANT'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE THAT VERIFIES CITIZENSHIP TO THE SATISFACTION OF THE COUNTY RECORDER. 3. A LEGIBLE PHOTOCOPY OF PERTINENT PAGES OF THE APPLICANT'S UNITED STATES PASSPORT IDENTIFYING THE APPLICANT AND THE APPLICANT'S PASSPORT NUMBER OR PRESENTATION TO THE COUNTY RECORDER OF THE APPLICANT'S UNITED STATES PASSPORT. 4. A PRESENTATION TO THE COUNTY RECORDER OF THE APPLICANT'S UNITED STATES NATURALIZATION DOCUMENTS OR THE NUMBER OF THE CERTIFICATE OF NATURALIZATION. IF ONLY THE NUMBER OF THE CERTIFICATE OF NATURALIZATION IS PROVIDED, THE APPLICANT SHALL NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE REGISTRATION ROLLS UNTIL THE NUMBER OF THE CERTIFICATE OF NATURALIZATION IS VERIFIED WITH THE UNITED STATES IMMIGRATION AND NATURALIZATION SERVICE BY THE COUNTY RECORDER. 5. OTHER DOCUMENTS OR METHODS OF PROOF THAT ARE ESTABLISHED PURSUANT TO THE IMMIGRATION REFORM AND CONTROL ACT OF 1986. 6. THE APPLICANT'S BUREAU OF INDIAN AFFAIRS CARD NUMBER, TRIBAL TREATY CARD NUMBER OR TRIBAL ENROLLMENT NUMBER. G. NOTWITHSTANDING SUBSECTION F OF THIS SECTION, ANY PERSON WHO IS REGISTERED IN THIS STATE ON THE EFFECTIVE DATE OF THIS AMENDMENT TO THIS SECTION IS DEEMED TO HAVE PROVIDED SATISFACTORY EVIDENCE OF CITIZENSHIP AND SHALL NOT BE REQUIRED TO RESUBMIT EVIDENCE OF CITIZENSHIP UNLESS THE PERSON IS CHANGING VOTER REGISTRATION FROM ONE COUNTY TO ANOTHER. H. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS SECTION, PROOF OF VOTER REGISTRATION FROM ANOTHER STATE OR COUNTY IS NOT SATISFACTORY EVIDENCE OF CITIZENSHIP. I. A PERSON WHO MODIFIES VOTER REGISTRATION RECORDS WITH A NEW RESIDENCE BALLOT SHALL NOT BE REQUIRED TO SUBMIT EVIDENCE OF CITIZENSHIP. AFTER CITIZENSHIP HAS BEEN DEMONSTRATED TO THE COUNTY RECORDER, THE PERSON IS NOT REQUIRED TO RESUBMIT SATISFACTORY EVIDENCE OF CITIZENSHIP IN THAT COUNTY. J. AFTER A PERSON HAS SUBMITTED SATISFACTORY EVIDENCE OF CITIZENSHIP, THE COUNTY RECORDER SHALL INDICATE THIS INFORMATION IN THE PERSON'S PERMANENT VOTER FILE. AFTER TWO YEARS THE COUNTY RECORDER MAY DESTROY ALL DOCUMENTS THAT WERE SUBMITTED AS EVIDENCE OF CITIZENSHIP. ************ So, if you read this, subsection J clearly permits more than one document to be submitted as evidence of citizenship. Therefore, they couldn't have rejected him for providing too many.   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 00:28 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Disagree" If things get really bad and I need a new job, remind me to move to Arizona and open up a photocopy shop.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 00:37 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Disagree" So, if you read this, subsection J clearly permits more than one document to be submitted as evidence of citizenship. Therefore, they couldn't have rejected him for providing too many. Yeah, that was actually a joke on my part AyaK, but thank you for posting this. But it's frustrating. He went to obtain his new driver's license (after going back home to get proof of citizenship, since a Michigan driver's license wasn't acceptable) and at the same time the people at the DMV encourage you to register to vote. So he did this in person, presented his passport and his newly obtained AZ driver's license (which he couldn't obtain without the proof of citizenship), filled out the forms and whatnot. I understand there will be mistakes made in this new process. It's just so frustrating--you can't plan on spending less than half a day waiting at the DMV. Gotta find another place to register, I guess... Wheeza I can only begin to imagine the headaches this change in law will cause... Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

AZ_Leo 3526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-23-05, 05:03 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Disagree" The good news is that the DMV has a pretty good website for online services if you haven't found it already. I haven't had to set foot in one of the offices since that first time. And the driver's license is good until he is 65. Keep in mind that Arizona is toward the bottom for our educational system. They probably thought Michigan was in Canada or something. At least Sheriff Joe's boys didn't haul him off in their pretty pink handcuffs to tent city until it got straightened out. Now if you were trying to register for a weapon you would have had a lot less trouble.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 06:09 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Disagree" Welllllll! I wondered if we'd ever see you again, AZLeo. Thanks for the tips. I understand I can walk around with a gun on my hip any ol' time. Wheeza Michigan--a border state where the dangerous canadians get in. Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

AZ_Leo 3526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-23-05, 06:29 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Disagree" On your hips, in your pocket, several strapped across your chest, it's your choice. You can then join the "Minutemen" and tote them up and down the border to stop them pesky immigrants. And if the legislature has it's way you can even carry them into bars, concealed or not. Welcome to the wild, wild west!!   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 07:01 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Disagree" I needs to get me a hat an' some spurs. I also found it curious about the drivers license when Mr Wheeze got his--it expires in 2032 or something. Whoa! So that explains all the 65-year olds in the waiting area of the DMV every day. "I am much too young, but I've heard tales." --TechNoir Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 03:03 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Disagree" have I told you that I have a crush on you? something to do with the need to be thorough, nerdiness, and comic books. ~ cq *blush*   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 08:00 AM (EST) 11. "RE: What the HECK?" Get him a pair of those funny plastic glasses with the nose and the moustache attached and let him have a go at it again.   Top

landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 08:03 AM (EST) 12. "RE: What the HECK?" He doesn't need to vote. His Special Mac Daddy will tell him what to think, mmkay? Seriously? You have like 30 days to resolve this. I can't be hanging with the disenfranchised, it's bad for my image.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 11:10 AM (EST) 14. "RE: What the HECK?" *looks at Landru - looks at the members of the posse - looks at Landru* You can't be all that worried about your image...   Top

landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 11:54 AM (EST) 16. "RE: What the HECK?" It's called a cult of personality. Now get back in your spaceship. And you're not wearing the right sneakers, dammit!   Top

Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 08:07 AM (EST) 13. "RE: What the HECK?" At least this way, he can't be blamed when your elected officials fvck things up. "My generation was going to change the world, and all we really ended up with was classic rock channels." - SurveySez   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-23-05, 11:47 AM (EST) 15. "Poor Mr. Wheezy..." A major sufferer of guilt by association.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 01:38 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Poor Mr. Wheezy..." For the 77th time, you are so fired. Wheeza Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 01:45 PM (EST) 19. "RE: What the HECK?" I feel you girl. I'm still trying to get the whole "McKenna is a migrant farm worker who needs ESL" thing straightened out. Although, if that had exempted her from today's TAKS test, that would have been ok.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 01:51 PM (EST) 20. "RE: What the HECK?" Good grief, I must have missed that thread, Poho. Though I imagine ESL would be easier than, say, Calc or something. Here's her chance to ace the class without studying. Wheeza Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 02:25 PM (EST) 21. "RE: What the HECK?" Since she attends Cesar Chavez Elementary - it's kinda cute, don't you think?   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 05:39 PM (EST) 24. "RE: What the HECK?" Don't fight it! You might be eligible for grant money down the road.   Top

RudyRules 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-23-05, 05:52 PM (EST) 25. "RE: What the HECK?" McKenna neds esl? wat idit thunk that up? I guess the school just wants more federal dollars. The more "special needs" kids you have the better you know!   Top

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