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lapinguina4 295 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-14-04, 02:02 PM (EST) "The Strip Club" I went to my first strip club last night and had a BLAST! Sorry just had to share how much fun I had, except missing my early morning class this morning....but it was worth it. La Pinguina Loca   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: The Strip Club frisky 06-14-04 1  RE: The Strip Club Captain_Savem 06-14-04 2  RE: The Strip Club wildchickenhunter 06-14-04 3    RE: The Strip Club Fishercat 06-14-04 6        RE: The Strip Club wildchickenhunter 06-14-04 11  RE: The Strip Club Estee 06-14-04 4  wow cqvenus 06-14-04 5    RE: wow brvnkrz 06-14-04 7        RE: wow lapinguina4 06-14-04 9            RE: wow brvnkrz 06-14-04 10                RE: wow Estee 06-14-04 14            RE: wow desert_rhino 06-14-04 13        RE: wow miamicatt 06-14-04 12            RE: wow brvnkrz 06-14-04 16    RE: wow FlowerChild 06-14-04 8  RE: The Strip Club rjrabbit 06-14-04 15  RE: The Strip Club deerhunter 06-14-04 17    RE: The Strip Club brvnkrz 06-14-04 18        RE: The Strip Club deerhunter 06-14-04 19        RE: The Strip Club Captain_Savem 06-14-04 20            RE: The Strip Club J Slice 06-14-04 21                RE: The Strip Club Captain_Savem 06-14-04 25                    RE: The Strip Club J Slice 06-14-04 26                Slicey... you crack me up. TeamJoisey 06-15-04 31                    RE: Slicey... you crack me up. J Slice 06-15-04 33                        RE: Slicey... you crack me up. Captain_Savem 06-15-04 34                            RE: Slicey... you crack me up. FlowerChild 06-15-04 41                                RE: Slicey... you crack me up. Captain_Savem 06-15-04 45                                    RE: Slicey... you crack me up. FlowerChild 06-15-04 46                                        RE: Slicey... you crack me up. Captain_Savem 06-15-04 47                                    RE: Slicey... you crack me up. lapinguina4 06-16-04 50            RE: The Strip Club Estee 06-14-04 22                RE: The Strip Club desert_rhino 06-14-04 23                    RE: The Strip Club Captain_Savem 06-14-04 24                RE: The Strip Club brvnkrz 06-14-04 27                RE: The Strip Club FlowerChild 06-15-04 48                    RE: The Strip Club lapinguina4 06-16-04 51        RE: The Strip Club lapinguina4 06-15-04 39  RE: The Strip Club zombiebaby 06-15-04 28    RE: The Strip Club desert_rhino 06-15-04 29        Ouch! zombiebaby 06-15-04 30  RE: The Strip Club TeamJoisey 06-15-04 32    RE: The Strip Club brvnkrz 06-15-04 35        RE: The Strip Club Captain_Savem 06-15-04 36            RE: The Strip Club brvnkrz 06-15-04 37                RE: The Strip Club Captain_Savem 06-15-04 38  RE: The Strip Club probably clueless 06-15-04 40    RE: The Strip Club lapinguina4 06-15-04 42        RE: The Strip Club probably clueless 06-15-04 43            RE: The Strip Club lapinguina4 06-15-04 44  RE: The Strip Club Penelope Le Pew 06-15-04 49

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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 02:03 PM (EST) 1. "RE: The Strip Club" That was you? Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-14-04, 02:06 PM (EST) 2. "RE: The Strip Club" Ahh, yes. I remember my first time at the tittie bar gentlemen's club. So how were they? There are always a couple of bombshells in the bunch. I want all the details... aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-14-04, 02:08 PM (EST) 3. "RE: The Strip Club" LAST EDITED ON 06-14-04 AT 02:08 PM (EST) Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick a$$....The nudie bar. Breezy's cabana boy since May 2004!   Top

Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 06-14-04, 02:30 PM (EST) 6. "RE: The Strip Club" You knew this was coming when you post that...(credit to the massive Bundy quote site) "At the Nudie bar" ------------------ at the nudie bar where you can look at a thigh and blacken an eye at the nudie bar at the nudie bar where they show you their butt and their trap stays shut at the nudie bar at the nudie bar where you can't touch a breast but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar at the nudie bar where the girlies dance in their underpants at the nudie bar at the nudie bar Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks. The nudie bar at the nudie bar Where the beer gives you gas But the Bundy's KICK #####. the nudie bar at the nudie bar Where Christmas is nice And lap dances are half price at the nudie bar at the nudie bar Where you drink down the shooters and unwrap the hooters at the nudie bar at the nudie bar Where egg nog's a plenty and the girls are all 20 at the Nudie bar --- <== A Missionhockey21 creation   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-14-04, 04:19 PM (EST) 11. "RE: The Strip Club" We need to go find the thread I started several years ago....people made up there own.....they wre great. Breezy's cabana boy since May 2004!   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 02:08 PM (EST) 4. "RE: The Strip Club" I am so glad I had last night off...   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 02:18 PM (EST) 5. "wow" are you a chick? i'm a chick. i have fun at nudie bars, too. but only female strip clubs. no sausagefest for me, thanks. bleh. ~ cq goddess on a mountain top burning like a silver flame summit of beauty and love and Venus was her name   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 02:34 PM (EST) 7. "RE: wow" Why don't ya'll come to SF. I know where all of the great girlie nudie bars are. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

lapinguina4 295 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-14-04, 02:39 PM (EST) 9. "RE: wow" Yes, I am a chic. And from what I could tell the strippers love dancing for women (well not all but quite a few) There was one chic named Yanna-bombshell from Czech Republic and another chic that was hot as hell. It wasn't a ti**ie bar it was all nude bar. Now I see how people get caught up in going to them all the time. I was even offered a job. La Pinguina Loca   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 02:47 PM (EST) 10. "RE: wow" If you can get into the right club you can make great money dancing. It helps if the men think you swing both ways too. They usually tip more for those dancers. And if you dance for women, they tend to tip better than men too. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:31 PM (EST) 14. "RE: wow" They're also louder, more obnoxious, and openly criticize moves while waving drinks in patterns that either demonstrate what they want done or show off just how drunk they really are. There are things more terrifying than a large group of women enjoying themselves in a strip club, but most of them involve automatic weapons.   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:24 PM (EST) 13. "RE: wow" eh. Full-nude doesn't do it for me. There's such a thing as TMI. -- JV YMMV   Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 04:22 PM (EST) 12. "RE: wow" Will I run into you at "The Gold Club", Knockers? MC Kitt-Katt in the hizzouse   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 06:07 PM (EST) 16. "RE: wow" Have we run into each other there before? Nevermind, don't answer that here. LOL if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 06-14-04, 02:37 PM (EST) 8. "RE: wow" I don't mind heading out to the strip club with the boys once and a while. ALWAYS a good time. There were quite a few times when the dancers paid more attention to me than the boys I was with...they don't ask me to go with so much anymore. Wonder why? Here's to nights I can't remember with people I'll never forget!!   Top

rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-14-04, 04:46 PM (EST) 15. "RE: The Strip Club" I've only been to a strip club once and it was a male strip club. I was visiting friends in Dallas when they said "Let's take her to La Bare" I had no idea where we were going but I sure did have fun once we got there. I would go to a female strip club with Knockers. That would be fun!   Top

deerhunter 3325 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-14-04, 06:21 PM (EST) 17. "RE: The Strip Club" I've been to 2 different (bars). Neither 1 was anything special. The women were gross. Ewwwwww! I never went back. I'll have to go with BK to some GOOD places.   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 06:36 PM (EST) 18. "RE: The Strip Club" Well to be honest Hunter, the full nudie ones are absolutely nasty. I'm glad I went once just for the experience, but would only go back if a visiting guest really wanted to go. The better ones are either just topless or just bikini. Those are better too because the full nudie bars don't let you drink. The bikini ones allow the booze. When we have a big OT party in SF I'll take you and rabbit said she wants to go to. An old friend of mine owns a club in the bay area. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

deerhunter 3325 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-14-04, 06:42 PM (EST) 19. "RE: The Strip Club" *writes in notebook* Make a point to visit BK! Topless is just fine.   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-14-04, 06:47 PM (EST) 20. "RE: The Strip Club" Those are better too because the full nudie bars don't let you drink. Where is this? I've never been to a nudie bar that didn't allow drinks *shudder* I like the full-frontal nudie bars. All nice and shaved... aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 07:03 PM (EST) 21. "RE: The Strip Club" ::proud owner of a landing strip. and a crotch tattoo:: sooo... how fast can you get to NY? OT's official Lifeguard/Duchess - Everybody out of the pool!   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-14-04, 09:05 PM (EST) 25. "RE: The Strip Club" *Knock, Knock*   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 09:06 PM (EST) 26. "RE: The Strip Club" I'll reply in a minute... there's a really hot guy at my door... OT's official Lifeguard/Duchess - Everybody out of the pool!   Top

TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-15-04, 11:29 AM (EST) 31. "Slicey... you crack me up." When did you go to the "landing strip"? I thought you were totally bare. And what's the tattoo? You and Mr.Slice must have a great time shaving each other to reveal tattoos. There's a mental image good for a smile, and still deeply erotic.   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-15-04, 11:40 AM (EST) 33. "RE: Slicey... you crack me up." Heh... the landing strip's been there for a couple months. Keeps me from feeling too pre-pubescent. I take care of trimming the hedges myself, since Mr. Slice is terrified of the prospect of cutting my most sensitive area. He cut himself there once, and totally wigs out about it. I think it's rather amusing, since he's such a hairy beast. The crotch tattoo was my first; I got it in October (and added to it in January)... I'm rather amused that you find the whole hair/tattoo combo erotic, but then, you're the guy with the bitchin' 'stache. OT's official Lifeguard/Duchess - Everybody out of the pool!   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-15-04, 11:54 AM (EST) 34. "RE: Slicey... you crack me up." Don't tell anybody but I shave "downtown" too. If it's good for the goose, it's good for me. So I'm pretty much shaved all over. and tatted. aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69   Top

FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 06-15-04, 03:02 PM (EST) 41. "RE: Slicey... you crack me up." Shaved and tattooed you say. Hmm...Interesting. Me too. 6 tattoos to be exact. Some of which can't be seen (or shown) in public. We should start a tattoo thread where we can post pics of our tats. Here's to nights I can't remember with people I'll never forget!!   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-15-04, 04:41 PM (EST) 45. "RE: Slicey... you crack me up." I have four. But I don't have any pictures of them oddly enough. I think I need to take some. aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69   Top

FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 06-15-04, 04:51 PM (EST) 46. "RE: Slicey... you crack me up." Ditto Captain, I have no pics either. I'm gonna get the digi out tonight and take a few...we'll have to start a tattoo thread!   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-15-04, 05:06 PM (EST) 47. "RE: Slicey... you crack me up." Yes, definitely. aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69   Top

lapinguina4 295 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-16-04, 04:22 PM (EST) 50. "RE: Slicey... you crack me up." I also have four. In July I am getting two more and one touched up. No one ever told me tatting can be addictive too. Ha-Ha. La Pinguina Loca   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 07:11 PM (EST) 22. "RE: The Strip Club" Local law is that if your establishment is topless only, it can serve beer, liquor, cheap champagne, expensive magnums, and anything else that causes people to completely lose control of their wallets. Full nudity, though, and you're a juice bar: nothing stronger than Jolt permitted, and that only with a signed note from your parents. The law has spoken, the law is enforced -- although a few juice bars try to sneak a Bring Your Own Bottle stipulation in.   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 07:14 PM (EST) 23. "RE: The Strip Club" That's how it works here, too. Not so in Boston, IIRC. -- JV I had a beer in the Naked Eye before it closed and it was shudderingly full-nude.   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-14-04, 08:51 PM (EST) 24. "RE: The Strip Club" This must be for the under 21 establishments. I like my T&A with rum and coke. beer + naked eye = pain   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-14-04, 10:49 PM (EST) 27. "RE: The Strip Club" That's how it is here in SF too Estee. It is nasty when you walk into the full nudies, they hand you a big plastic cup when you walk in the door and that's what you bring to the "bar" I don't know the purpose of handing you a cup when you walk in the bar rather than just having them behind the bar. But whatever. Either way, no booze. The topless ones I went to have it so that they can serve alcohol only if the stage is raised so many feet from the floor. Bikini only allow full bar no raised stage. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 06-15-04, 05:47 PM (EST) 48. "RE: The Strip Club" I'm afraid to admit it, but here in Wisconsin, anything goes...although there ARE liquorless strip clubs, they are only liquorless because you only have to be 18 to get in. There are fully nude clubs around that serve alcohol. Doubt I'll ever go to one of those again...well, unless I want to see scars, bruises and pregnant women. *shudders while remembering that place* Here's to nights I can't remember with people I'll never forget!!   Top

lapinguina4 295 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-16-04, 04:31 PM (EST) 51. "RE: The Strip Club" THis was my first full nude strip club and I had fun and saw a few fuglies but also alot of hotties. I went to a "topless bar" in Northern KY-there law states women have to wear pasties and were FUGLY. This one chic looked hot but then I saw her in the bathroom and she had pock marks all over her face. I was only in there for five minutes-they were trippin that I was in there. It was seedy and dirty. The one in Ohio was much better. La Pinguina Loca   Top

lapinguina4 295 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-15-04, 02:48 PM (EST) 39. "RE: The Strip Club" It depends on what city or state you live in. This strip club is in Ohio and you can bring your own alcohol in with you and it is all nude-and not nasty at all. La Pinguina Loca   Top

zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-15-04, 07:13 AM (EST) 28. "RE: The Strip Club" When Mr Zombie and I went to New Orleans before we were married we went to a strip club where it was guys stripping as women. Some of them looked gorgeous! They all had big knockers! What is that hormone shots? One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations! Does not even want to ponder how they pulled off wearing a thong   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-15-04, 10:47 AM (EST) 29. "RE: The Strip Club" implants. duct tape.   Top

zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-15-04, 11:15 AM (EST) 30. "Ouch!" That is all I can say about the duct tape- ouch. *wonders if this use is indicated in the "1001 Uses for Duct Tape calendar"*   Top

TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-15-04, 11:35 AM (EST) 32. "RE: The Strip Club" Those big mega-production Strip Clubs... yowza. Those neighborhood go-go bars, no so much. Unless you are with a group of friends. Joisey laws: No nudity if there is liquor available. Nudity is allowed in alcohol-free dance clubs. Or as we say: You can see her, but you can't liquor. One problem with nudity... looking at the scars from all those hideous boob jobs.   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-15-04, 12:18 PM (EST) 35. "RE: The Strip Club" My favorite bar and gambling establishment: Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-15-04, 12:27 PM (EST) 36. "RE: The Strip Club" Strangely, I was expecting no less... aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-15-04, 12:29 PM (EST) 37. "RE: The Strip Club" Good Morning Capt. I would not want to disappoint. if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. CASH Wine gopher   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-15-04, 12:44 PM (EST) 38. "RE: The Strip Club" LAST EDITED ON 06-15-04 AT 12:44 PM (EST) Good morning BNK... Did you remember your liquor license? aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-15-04, 02:53 PM (EST) 40. "RE: The Strip Club" I've never been to a strip club in Miami even though the 'best' ones are located just about ten blocks from me. A Kittyloaf®Original *I mean why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.*   Top

lapinguina4 295 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-15-04, 04:17 PM (EST) 42. "RE: The Strip Club" I forgot to tell you guys something funny. The d.j. at the strip club was telling everybody to vote against Bush because they are trying to change alot of the stripper laws, for example you wouldn't be able to tip the stripper-she would have a jar set next to her and lap dances would be illegal. Loca! La Pinguina Loca   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-15-04, 04:22 PM (EST) 43. "RE: The Strip Club" The chances of anything like that actually being enforced in Miami are exactly slim and none. A Kittyloaf®Original *It ain't worth the battle*   Top

lapinguina4 295 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-15-04, 04:25 PM (EST) 44. "RE: The Strip Club" Yeah, I am sure they wouldn't be enforced at alot of places. However, they could have a bust or something at different spots. I just thought it was cool trying to get strippers and patrons to vote-and to vote smart. La Pinguina Loca   Top

Penelope Le Pew 2031 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 06-15-04, 05:59 PM (EST) 49. "RE: The Strip Club" I have always been against this for years... but lately, I would like to visit the club someday soon!   Top

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