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JustMe2001M 162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-24-03, 10:30 PM (EST) "Average Joe Definitions (Contributions Welcome)" Melana Bug (Mel-a-na Bug) - n. 1. a virus which attacks the brains of men in their 20s and 30s causing them to seek out unusual methods in which to embarrass themselves and their families. Usually contracted through close contact with frequently used Barbie Dolls, marshmellows, Clairol hair color, or Barbra Streisand records. v. 2. the act of "melana-ing" or losing touch with reality to the extent that one mistakes external interest for individual talent as opposed to individual absurdity. (see "car-wreck").   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Average Joe Definitions (Contri... teejax22 11-25-03 1    Please don't make duplicate posts Bebo 11-25-03 2    RE: Average Joe Definitions (Contri... teejax22 11-25-03 3  RE: Average Joe Definitions (Contri... CyberCooties 11-28-03 4  RE: Average Joe Definitions (Contri... strange_encounter 11-29-03 5

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teejax22 96 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 11-25-03, 11:52 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Average Joe Definitions (Contributions Welcome)" I don't know why everyone thinks Melanie is so shallow in her choices of the average Joe! I think the girl is just being real and lets face it..looks does matter to a certain degree. I certainly would not want a man if I am not attracted to that person. The attraction doesn't have to mean that he is model type with a chizelled face and a 6-pac, as they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Certainly getting to know someone may also lead to an attraction that was not there before. Regardless, I would not advise anyone to be with someone if they were not physically attracted to that person in some form or another. Since Melanie got three new studs who may possibly be a mate I think it is only fair to evaluate those guys and see if they connect on another level. I certainly don't blame her for trying to get to know those new guys especially when she has had 3x as much times with the other average joes. Oh yeah..I'm glad she took those red flags to heart last night when she voted Mr. Dark n' Chizzeled off. He revealed way too much information...and that information was a bit freaky. I must say I felt for him when he was crying at the end. I'm also glad Johnny boy got the boot...I hope he finds someone to love him as much as he can love that person. Let's face it though...keeping Johnny boy on would only serve to crush him deeply later on cause in the end..I dont think Melanie would choose him.   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-25-03, 12:41 PM (EST) 2. "Please don't make duplicate posts" Welcome to the forums, teejax. Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the guidelines, particularly the section on duplicate posts. There is no need to post the identical response in two different threads. We really do have guidelines here. Believe it or not, the Guidelines make things more fun. Really.   Top

teejax22 96 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 11-25-03, 01:19 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Average Joe Definitions (Contributions Welcome)" sorry bout that...just a mistake...I even ended up posting this message in the Bachelorette forum I think...My PC IS BUGGIN!   Top

CyberCooties 162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-28-03, 06:57 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Average Joe Definitions (Contributions Welcome)" Zachass enhancing over-wear: That head condom Zach wears on his head. Ew! CyberCooties!   Top

strange_encounter 38 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 11-29-03, 04:07 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Average Joe Definitions (Contributions Welcome)" sub-intelli-rection - n: 1. a chronic medical condition effecting men when a beautiful female is around causing a lack of blood flow to the brain when other parts of the body need are making better use of it. Such conditions are capable of rending the male incapable of using good judgment since normal brain functions seem to be controlled by another part of the body. Said condition likely to cause the male to speak incoherently and perform socially in a foolish manner. 2. the superhuman power associated with such condition causing the male to overcome normal appropriate acts and exceed tolerable borders of behavior. 3. the misguided sudden sensation of greatness finding yourself mysteriously irresistable and desirable when such condition occurs.   Top

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