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rasslinmomma 938 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 11-23-05, 03:16 PM (EST) "Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Since the Weavers will be starting the next leg with no money to their name, I'm sure they will collect their start-up money in the most Christian way they can come up with. Some suggestions: 1. Pitch their tent from leg 1, hold a revival, and pass the plate afterwards. 2. Feet washing - it's Biblical, and much easier than shoe shining. 3. Appealing to local churches for food pantry donations - there's a stove in the RV, so they would be set for meals. 4. Praying for pennies from heaven. Any more ideas? Courtesy of the very talented ARnutz   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... geg6 11-23-05 1    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... Snidget 11-23-05 3    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... Prof_ Wagstaff 11-23-05 6  RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... Estee 11-23-05 2  RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... Bebo 11-23-05 4    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... HW Gypsy 11-23-05 5        RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... tvgeek401 11-23-05 8            RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... nailbone 11-23-05 9            seriously? cqvenus 11-23-05 10                RE: seriously? geg6 11-23-05 11                RE: seriously? tvgeek401 11-23-05 12                    RE: seriously? Rhyn 11-25-05 18    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... tvgeek401 11-23-05 7  RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... Lisa0116 11-23-05 13    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... Cygnus X1 11-25-05 16        RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... dragonflies 11-26-05 19            RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... Cygnus X1 11-26-05 22                Best.Song.Evah. mrc 11-28-05 23    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... goldie1000 11-25-05 17  RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... aquariaqueen 11-23-05 14  RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... 1derfool 11-25-05 15  RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... maryellennaco 11-26-05 20    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... Cygnus X1 11-26-05 21    RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... bystander 11-28-05 24        RE: Christian ways for the Weavers ... byoffer 11-28-05 26  How could we forget? Estee 11-28-05 25    RE: How could we forget? quiller 11-29-05 27

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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-23-05, 03:22 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Well, the hootchie mama girls could sell their bodies. Hey, Mary Magdalene is in the Bible, fer heaven's sake, so it must be OK. I'm such a slut for the blues.   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-23-05, 03:41 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Heck Look up Lot's story. "Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. " I hereby declare you: 'Blacksmith of the Underworld'--ZombieBaby   Top

Prof_ Wagstaff 4196 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 11-23-05, 04:28 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Drat! I read the thread heading and immediatly jumped in to make the hoochie mama girls/Mary Magdalene connection. Oooo! That geg6 is quick. I will never "misunderestimate" her. Sig by Cignus   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-23-05, 03:28 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" I like the time-honored method of 'Give us money or we'll condemn you to Hell.' It's worked for centuries with no sign of slowing down!   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-23-05, 03:46 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Too bad the show was taped months ago. I'm sure after last night's broadcast that there would have been plenty of people willing to contribute to a fund to get the Weavers out of Utah.   Top

HW Gypsy 3 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 11-23-05, 04:21 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Doesn't matter much what they do....now does it? After all, they want out of the game, or do they? Whatever their path for gathering funds, I can almost guarantee that CBS will show the fine people of Utah as the good people they are! Or will CBS continue to bash Utah? Whether CBS likes it or not....those Weaver Brats are representing their network. Best scenario is a true Christian in SLC will get a hold of those lost souls and show them the way....   Top

tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 11-23-05, 04:34 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" I don't know, I didn't sense any Utah bashing during the episode and I have a pretty good sense of when I'm being bashed. So when did you see them bash Utah? Maybe I missed something. It just wouldn't be the same without the geek! --tribe, the amazing creator of my siggie There are true Christians in Utah? *gasp*   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-23-05, 04:37 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Lots of Utah bashing by the Weavers, who I'm sure do NOT represent CBS in that respect. Sig by Slice Holey carp! My blog! MySpace! Official OT Tassel Adjuster o-   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-23-05, 04:50 PM (EST) 10. "seriously?" they were heavy on the utah-bashing, for real. if you have tivo or something, i'd rewatch. they said things like they hate utah, and utah sucks, and if they ever meet anyone from utah they're going to say 'i'm so sorry' and god must not have spent as much time on utah b/c there's so much nothing there.   Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-23-05, 04:55 PM (EST) 11. "RE: seriously?" Not to mention how ugly the landscape is and that the only memorable thing about Utah is that it the home of many Mormons. Asshats, all of them. I'm such a slut for the blues.   Top

tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 11-23-05, 05:21 PM (EST) 12. "RE: seriously?" No...I responded to the statement "Or will CBS continue to bash Utah?". The Weavers bashed, as usual, but CBS gave a fair edit, IMO. It just wouldn't be the same without the geek! --tribe, the amazing creator of my siggie 7-02-03   Top

Rhyn 524 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-25-05, 01:58 PM (EST) 18. "RE: seriously?" Yeah, and if anything, CBS did its best to disprove the Weavers' assertations that Utah was ugly. Weavers: "Utah is ugly" Video of beautiful, scenic Utah. Other teams: "Wow, it's pretty here." More pretty Utah video.   Top

tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 11-23-05, 04:29 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" I would have donated lots and lots of money to that fund. It just wouldn't be the same without the geek! --tribe, the amazing creator of my siggie I hope they have a runin with some missionaries next week. Who would win that battle?   Top

Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-23-05, 06:00 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Geez, I hope the kids don't try singing gospel for the money.....do you think they know the words to any hymns???   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-25-05, 11:51 AM (EST) 16. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" How about "Drop Kick Me Weavers Through The Goalposts Of Life"? "Give me liberty . . . or a bran muffin!" --Colin Mochrie, "Whose Line"   Top

dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-05, 00:49 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Now I know why I *heart* Cyggie. I thought I was the only one who knew that book.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-05, 08:52 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" DF: it was a book? I just know it as a song: Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life. Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am Make me a piece in your master game plan Free from the earthly tempestion below I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe. Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door All the departed dear loved ones of mine Stick ’em up front in the offensive line. "Give me liberty . . . or a bran muffin!" --Colin Mochrie, "Whose Line"   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 10:56 AM (EST) 23. "Best.Song.Evah." I was singing along. A Slice of Us for the Rest of Us!   Top

goldie1000 1087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-25-05, 12:46 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" >do you think they know >the words to any hymns??? > They probably know "When the saints come marching in" for sure. Handcrafted by PhoenixMons   Top

aquariaqueen 2616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 11-23-05, 06:11 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" They'll have the Mormons tithing to them, afterall...........they are the Weavers and being a Weaver is next to godliness.   Top

1derfool 185 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-25-05, 11:06 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" I don't know what methods they'll use to get money, but I sure hope they get enough to buy some clothes while they're there. I don't recall seeing them wearing everything they had (though with the skimpiness of all their attire, it might not have been obvious). The thought of seeing them wearing the same clothes the rest of the race, dirty and possilby torn makes me cringe. If they do manage to get clothing in Utah, at least it might not be so revealing. Seems I recall that Mormons follow a respectable, not excessively revealing fashion style, more along the lines of what the Evil Weavil shaped bodies should be clothed in.   Top

maryellennaco 1084 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-26-05, 06:32 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" I like the idea of a good old fashioned, snake handling, speaking in tongues, tent revival!! The snarky girls can sing "Shall We Gather at the River" while Rolly makes amaing snake handling tricks. Mama Weaver can just be over in the corner exhorting to JESUS in many languages, and the ENTIRE FAMILY can collectively (literally & figuratively) all JUMP up Phil's behind!!! I know I'd watch! If only to see them disappear, once and for all! BUH-BYE!   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-05, 08:45 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Jump up my what?! Welcome to the boards, M.E.N.   Top

bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 11-28-05, 10:59 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" ...while Rolly makes amaing snake handling tricks. Hmmm, snake handling tricks you say???   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:09 AM (EST) 26. "RE: Christian ways for the Weavers to earn money" Tough not to cross the line with that one, eh ByBro?? Congrats for not getting your account locked. Hope you had a nice holiday. Sig by me. Wish the rider was me!   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:06 AM (EST) 25. "How could we forget?" 'Send us your donations or God will call us home!' (In the immortal words of just about everybody, keep those cards and letters.)   Top

quiller 268 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-29-05, 00:33 AM (EST) 27. "RE: How could we forget?" Perhaps they will just pray long and hard. Since I am certain God is extremely concerned about the Weaver's I am sure the money will just drop right into their laps.   Top

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