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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Ode to Jonathan"
Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 08:23 AM (EST)
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"Ode to Jonathan" |
There's so much hatin' going on, so I thought I would compose my own special lvoe ode to the Candy Man himself, Jonathan.How do I lvoe thee? Let me count the ways... . . . . *crickets chirping* . . . I got nothin'. Oh, well. You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 09:08 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
Aw, come on. I've at least got a first line.Who can make your gorge rise...
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 10:10 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
Push around his partner, then hit the camera crew
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 10:22 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
He screams at the world 'cause he has no self control and his brain don't work...
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Dizwiz 2699 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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12-09-04, 10:30 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
The candyman treats everyone he meets quite abusive and malicious If Victoria gets what she wishes He'll be sleeping with the fishes!
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Earl Colby Pottinger 2597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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12-09-04, 03:34 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
>Who can beg and borrow? Then claim it's Victoria's fault?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 03:36 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
He thinks he'll be a winner, better open up the vault
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 08:25 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
The candyman can!!!*snort* Bebo rocks!
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 12:37 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
For some reason, I found myself rooting for them last night.*Runs From Room* Handcrafted by RollDdiceMaybe I'm not feeling as well as I thought . . .
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 08:27 PM (EST)
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16. "Just one thing..." |
*whack*You must be really feeling ill today boohoo! Mon Dieu, Mon Cherie... c'est magnifique!!!
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 02:34 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
Ha haa...ahh...*wipes eyes*I love you people. I love these boards. That's really all I have to say. If I bash Jonny boy much more, I'm going to sound like a broken vinyl thing, such as we had in the olden times. Thanks for the kind words on another thread, DizWiz. Really, the people here, like, so totally rock.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-04, 05:37 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Ode to Jonathan" |
i now say like a skipping CD to my students. you know. to keep up with the times.~ cq course, it's all too soon with ipods they won't even know what a CD isps good work on composing the song lyrics above. *LOL*
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-10-04, 06:59 AM (EST)
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17. "Just great." |
Now I have the Candyman song stuck in my brain. Handcrafted by RollDdiceToo funny.
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Karma 75 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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12-12-04, 11:30 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Just great." |
LAST EDITED ON 12-12-04 AT 11:31 AM (EST)Johnny and the bunny are playing a great game in my eyes. Next to Jon and Kris they are top of the pack everytime. Dam I wish they sucked but they don't they are real good racers so far. I would say top 5 of all time
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