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"TAR5 Hawkeye #10 (Finale Part #1): If you can't trust Chip, who can you trust?"
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09-23-04, 01:17 PM (EST)
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"TAR5 Hawkeye #10 (Finale Part #1): If you can't trust Chip, who can you trust?" |
Well, you can probably trust me to get my Hawkeye set in, but thanks to a rescheduled appointment (that was rescheduled when I arrived -- nice, nice people and I hope they get a low quote on the repair bill), 'tis today that the thing goes up. Sorry 'bout that...Questions, always questions, even when you're only dealing with the first hour of a two-part finale... and more than enough for this penultimate Hawkeye 10. 1. Apparently Kim's job during the Race was to go for the jugular when the right time finally came around. What did you think her job was up until that point? 2. Brandon took something from the charter plane's hostess just before he boarded the flight. What was it? 3. Translate the song the children were singing when everyone got off the plane. As with the Vanuatu greeters, I have some doubts about it being an official welcome to the land. 4. Look at all those Jitneys! Since the Racers didn't get to decorate them this time, it must be our turn. Customize a Jitney for each team, giving it whatever special features you like. (Please note that Colin's probably doesn't have a cooling system and should not be driven over five miles per hour, if at all.) 5. Let's give Brandon the benefit of the doubt for the only time in the Race and assume he had a reason for leaving one lens cap on. But what could it have been? 6. So what is vertigo, anyway? 7. In theory, Colin could have controlled whether he and Christie had guide books along, and thus been able to spot the Philipines flag at need. Is there anything else in the Race that Colin might have been able to control? 8. Nicole feels bad for not doing anything, and that's just delusional. Nicole's done a lot of things during the Race. Can you name three? 9. Suggest a sbort enviromental impact statement for Colin & Christie falling off the kayak. 10. Okay, I'm lost. What does Alfonso Soriano have to do with the Race, anyway? Bonus: How could Karen have gotten up the rope faster? And now back to the note-taking sheet for tonight, since it seems I've been assigned Donald in perpetuity. (sigh) This Hawkeye stuff is dangerous...
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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09-23-04, 02:00 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: TAR5 Hawkeye #10 (Finale Part #1): If you can't trust Chip, who can you trust?" |
1. Apparently Kim's job during the Race was to go for the jugular when the right time finally came around. What did you think her job was up until that point?Wondering when the "right time" was. 2. Brandon took something from the charter plane's hostess just before he boarded the flight. What was it? Trick-or-Treat candy! 3. Translate the song the children were singing when everyone got off the plane. As with the Vanuatu greeters, I have some doubts about it being an official welcome to the land. I won't even try this one 4. Look at all those Jitneys! Since the Racers didn't get to decorate them this time, it must be our turn. Customize a Jitney for each team, giving it whatever special features you like. (Please note that Colin's probably doesn't have a cooling system and should not be driven over five miles per hour, if at all.) Each would have a different paint scheme,
L/K: bowling pins, balls and those funny shoes.
B/N: angels, crosses, pearly gates.
C/K: a colored in map all the places they've been.
C/C: flames everywhere, oh and lots of spare donut tires in the back. 5. Let's give Brandon the benefit of the doubt for the only time in the Race and assume he had a reason for leaving one lens cap on. But what could it have been? He can only see out of one eye anyway. 6. So what is vertigo, anyway? The hottest new dance craze of the Phillipines. 7. In theory, Colin could have controlled whether he and Christie had guide books along, and thus been able to spot the Philipines flag at need. Is there anything else in the Race that Colin might have been able to control? His bowel movements. 8. Nicole feels bad for not doing anything, and that's just delusional. Nicole's done a lot of things during the Race. Can you name three? Bee-otch, whine & complain! 9. Suggest a sbort enviromental impact statement for Colin & Christie falling off the kayak. The waters around Lagan Island are polluted with raw sewerage, authorities have advised all visitors to stay out of the water! 10. Okay, I'm lost. What does Alfonso Soriano have to do with the Race, anyway? I have no friggin' clue! Bonus: How could Karen have gotten up the rope faster? Had Colin do it for her. P.S. Estee: I'll be hangin' with the Donald too, doing the Love List and the voting thread.
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09-23-04, 11:02 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: TAR5 Hawkeye #10 (Finale Part #1): If you can't trust Chip, who can you trust?" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-04 AT 11:02 PM (EST)1. Apparently Kim's job during the Race was to go for the jugular when the right time finally came around. What did you think her job was up until that point?
Going for the uvula.2. Brandon took something from the charter plane's hostess just before he boarded the flight. What was it?
A secret message from The Almighty telling them that the United Calgary-Dallas flight would be delayed and that they should book the American flight. Why he didn't read it will remain a mystery for all eternity.3. Translate the song the children were singing when everyone got off the plane. As with the Vanuatu greeters, I have some doubts about it being an official welcome to the land.
"Remember Our Flag, It has a Yellow Sun in White, with Red and Blue Beside!"4. Look at all those Jitneys! Since the Racers didn't get to decorate them this time, it must be our turn. Customize a Jitney for each team, giving it whatever special features you like. (Please note that Colin's probably doesn't have a cooling system and should not be driven over five miles per hour, if at all.)
Brandon/Nicole:Crosses over the headlights, a humungeous bible on the roof, driver is shaved bald, large crevaces covered over with Holy Images. Linda/Karen: Bowling Balls on the rims, Bowling Pins over the headlights, "YOUR KIDS WILL BE PROUD OF YOU" in blazing florecent orange along the side, "Follow me to the Pacomia Bubble Bar" sign on the back door. Colin/Christie: Broken Carabao icon on roof, head of mis-treated Tanzanian taxi driver on hood, ostrich egg cooking bowls as headlights, checked baggage in trunk. Chip/Kim: Large YIELD sign on back window, Calgary "Maple Leaf" tooke turning over head, "WE LOVE YOU MOMS" painted along side, Million Dollar grin for front grill.5. Let's give Brandon the benefit of the doubt for the only time in the Race and assume he had a reason for leaving one lens cap on. But what could it have been?
The Devil Made Him Do It.6. So what is vertigo, anyway?
It's what one says after Werner Klemperer (or was it Werner Von Braum) leaves the room suddenly.7. In theory, Colin could have controlled whether he and Christie had guide books along, and thus been able to spot the Philipines flag at need. Is there anything else in the Race that Colin might have been able to control?
Obviously, his temper would not be on this list. But suffice it say, he could have controlled the number of fortuitous flight delays, the whimizcal placement of "predetermined" non-elimination legs, the unusual arrival of well-healed and generous traveler/donors ... oh, wait, you asked about what Colin could control, I was thinking about Bruckheimer...8. Nicole feels bad for not doing anything, and that's just delusional. Nicole's done a lot of things during the Race. Can you name three?
1. Didley. 2. Squat. 3. Bubkas.9. Suggest a short enviromental impact statement for Colin & Christie falling off the kayak.
The sudden extintion of the once numerous Philippine Carabao Fish from the waters off local islands.10. Okay, I'm lost. What does Alfonso Soriano have to do with the Race, anyway?
I blanked out on that one too, since the two names are combinations of two of my more horrendous students' names.Bonus: How could Karen have gotten up the rope faster?
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings
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09-23-04, 11:04 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: TAR5 Hawkeye #10 (Finale Part #1): If you can't trust Chip, who can you trust?" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-24-04 AT 00:57 AM (EST)somehow my answer got excised...Bonus: How could Karen have gotten up the rope faster?
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09-24-04, 02:20 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: TAR5 Hawkeye #10 (Finale Part #1): If you can't trust Chip, who can you trust?" |
It's Jeepnees not Jitneys.
From the American Jeep. Not having a go at you or anyone just some factual information as i live in Asia.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-24-04, 07:38 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: TAR5 Hawkeye #10 (Finale Part #1): If you can't trust Chip, who can you trust?" |
Gotcha. Mini-buses in this area are called Jitneys and vaguely resemble to the Phillipines breed, minus a ton of chrome: I thought it was just a local mutation. (It's not as if we ever saw it written down.)
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09-24-04, 03:54 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: TAR5 Hawkeye #10 (Finale Part #1): If you can't trust Chip, who can you trust?" |
>1. Apparently Kim's job during
>the Race was to go
>for the jugular when the
>right time finally came around.
> What did you think
>her job was up until
>that point?
Encourage her husband to get his fat a$$ moving.>2. Brandon took something from
>the charter plane's hostess just
>before he boarded the flight.
> What was it?
His spine. >5. Let's give Brandon the
>benefit of the doubt for
>the only time in the
>Race and assume he had
>a reason for leaving one
>lens cap on. But
>what could it have been?
God didn't tell him to take the other lens cap off. >6. So what is vertigo,
>anyway?
An alcoholic drink. >7. In theory, Colin could
>have controlled whether he and
>Christie had guide books along,
>and thus been able to
>spot the Philipines flag at
>need. Is there anything
>else in the Race that
>Colin might have been able
>to control?
Christie. >8. Nicole feels bad for
>not doing anything, and that's
>just delusional. Nicole's done
>a lot of things during
>the Race. Can you
>name three?
No. >9. Suggest a sbort enviromental
>impact statement for Colin &
>Christie falling off the kayak.
If you don't take care of the environment, this could happen to you. >10. Okay, I'm lost.
>What does Alfonso Soriano have
>to do with the Race,
>anyway?
He's one of thousands of people who are going to kick Colin's a$$ when he gets back to Texas. >Bonus: How could Karen have
>gotten up the rope faster?
Have a dozen glazed donuts at the top.
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