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"Phil is a woman!"
Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 07:30 AM (EST)
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"Phil is a woman!" |
We're all fully aware of his fondness for turtlenecks and his fluffy man-teats. But was it just me, or was he CRYING last night when Mirna and Shmirna got eliminated? THERE'S NO CRYING IN REALITY TV, UNLESS YOU'RE A CONTESTANT!Jebus, you wouldn't see Jiffy or Anderson crying. Probably not even Julie Chen.
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newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 07:52 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
This was definately an "Oprah" moment for Phil.Perhaps he was sad because the only person left to hug him now is Chip?
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 07:57 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
I suppose we'll have to start calling him Philly then. SMILES ARE FREE
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 08:44 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
I think you just hit the target dead-center. He was actually upset because he wasn't going to be getting his two-level camel-scented hugs anymore.Still better than Jiffie's rumored dates with everything in a buff, though.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 01:00 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
Wanna know what that put in my head? Jiffie and Tom. Guess where the feather was. Just guess. (There. We're even.)
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 01:24 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
No wonder Tom kept doing his happy dance during ASS.See what happens when you get me started? Here's another one for you - Julie Chen and Aliwhore. Have whip, will travel.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 01:39 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
It would go a long way towards explaining that whole season, wouldn't it?
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vixie 727 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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08-19-04, 11:30 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
ewwwwww ~~~~~shiver, shiver~~~~~~~~~~~ you guys are grossing me out! (Camel scent...ummmm nice) Oh dog, gross
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Nanook 189 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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08-18-04, 01:33 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
I think he was just choked up by Midget's pity me speech.
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 02:18 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
Weren't we (*sniff*) all? I mean (*sob*), she just wanted to prove she could accomplish anything (*sniff* *sniff*) and all....
Just gag me with that spoon, boys.
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Smooth23 1244 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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08-18-04, 03:24 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
During that stupid speech I couldn't help but think of 2 things. Dwarf tossing and that cliff that was right behind them.
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Nanook 189 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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08-18-04, 05:29 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
I went through half a box of Kleenex listening to Charla.
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coolflowerpowerman 456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-18-04, 02:31 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
Just because a man cries doesn't mean he's a woman... that's a shortsighted perception that died in the 1950s...
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newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-04, 03:15 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
No, but he does display very womanishtic tendancies. The crying, sweaters, and man-teats are three very powerful arguments. I'm sure even Charla's shortsigthed perception has picked up on it by now. "If she is a woman, she looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!" - A.P., 1997
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proofofnolife 58 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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08-18-04, 06:05 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
For what it is worth, I really like Charla and Mirna. Last night I thought Mirna and Charla were rather reserved and even maybe resovled to the fact that they would probably be going bye bye. However, how could you not be moved by Charla's "I Am Midget Hear Me Roar In Numbers To Big To Ignore" speech? Phil - you are a sensitive and genteel man, or maybe you were just choking on the remnants of an ostrich egg. However, sensitivity aside, I much prefer Jiffy's, sardonic adios to the survivor bootees. Sometimes Jiffy even looks like he wants to laugh or b*tch slap the losers!!!!!! Having a sense of humor about the whole thing and themselves is a must for these Reality T.V. show hosts. Too bad Julie Chen has neither - she's way too serious and impressed with herself, but she does have glitter makeup!
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vixie 727 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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08-19-04, 11:36 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Phil is a woman!" |
BWAHAHAHAHA! Julie with emotion? C'mon guys, automatrons can't cry, or laugh, or change their tone of voice or facial expressions! C'mon shelly...C'mon! C'mon! But I gotta love Jiffy's quick wit and sometimes ohsoendearing sarcasm with his bootees. Even Anderson is fun. Not so much Phil (although I'm leaning toward some opinions now that you mention the choice of style, man-boobs, etc.)
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