Dave: From the North Branch of the Home offices in Kanata, Ontario, the Top Ten Proposed Slogans for The Amazing Race. Paul, are you watching this show?Paul: Yes. And I must say, it is amazing. It's the most amazing race on television.
Dave: Alrighty then. I can't really think of a joke that goes with a response like that. So, to change the subject, The Top Ten Proposed Slogans for the Amazing Race...
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10. 1,000,000 dollars, 8 weeks, 11 stereotypical American viewer demographics!
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9. Trust us, watch Love Cruise.
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8. For viewers who like to laugh at people who can't tell the Eiffel Tower from a Texas Oil Rig...
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7. From the man who brought you Coyote Ugly and Con-Air...
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6. This show's fixed, but at least we'd never admit it. No wait, that's Survivor 3.
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5. A-Cups need not apply. No wait, that's Hooters (no wait, that's Amazing Race too)
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4. Run, Amie, run!
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3. Improve foreign relations; kick a national monument today.
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2. We figured after Big Brother 2 you'd watch anything...
And the number 1 Proposed Slogan for the Amazing Race...
1. Run for the border!
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