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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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09-23-01, 09:33 PM (EST)
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"Top Ten Proposed Slogans for The Amazing Race"
Dave: From the North Branch of the Home offices in Kanata, Ontario, the Top Ten Proposed Slogans for The Amazing Race. Paul, are you watching this show?

Paul: Yes. And I must say, it is amazing. It's the most amazing race on television.

Dave: Alrighty then. I can't really think of a joke that goes with a response like that. So, to change the subject, The Top Ten Proposed Slogans for the Amazing Race...

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10. 1,000,000 dollars, 8 weeks, 11 stereotypical American viewer demographics!

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9. Trust us, watch Love Cruise.

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8. For viewers who like to laugh at people who can't tell the Eiffel Tower from a Texas Oil Rig...

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7. From the man who brought you Coyote Ugly and Con-Air...

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6. This show's fixed, but at least we'd never admit it. No wait, that's Survivor 3.

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5. A-Cups need not apply. No wait, that's Hooters (no wait, that's Amazing Race too)

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4. Run, Amie, run!

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3. Improve foreign relations; kick a national monument today.

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2. We figured after Big Brother 2 you'd watch anything...

And the number 1 Proposed Slogan for the Amazing Race...

1. Run for the border!

"Aren't instruments fun?"
-Alyson Hannigan, American Pie 2

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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "RE: Top Ten Proposed Slogans for The Amazing Race"
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9. Trust us, watch Love Cruise.

Shakes... what have you done with Sir?



September 11, 2001

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2. "RE: Top Ten Proposed Slogans for The Amazing Race"
Svist baby!
This was great fun.
My favorites ( besides Ice's comment, I was thinking the same thing)

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7. From the man who brought you Coyote Ugly and Con-Air

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3. Improve foreign relations; kick a national monument today

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2. We figured after Big Brother 2 you'd watch anything...

Oh they figured us out!! Reality TV will get worse and worse now!

Thanks for the Giggle



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