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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"The RTFC Chronicles."
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09-30-13, 07:30 AM (EST)
 
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"The RTFC Chronicles." |
On the bright side, while we still don't have a full pack of teams who are capable of going over the words put in front of them and emerging with full understanding of what they're supposed to do, we did finally get a Racer who recognized that 'First team to arrive' equaled 'We're screwed. And it was a self-imposed screwing.' Progress! So if you're keeping track of the low reading comprehension scores in the group (and let's hope the doctors are better with charts), we so far have 'Who's doing this Roadblock?' plus 'Walk... that's the thing we do in taxis, right?' Probably more to come. Potentially a lot more.
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09-30-13, 09:54 AM (EST)
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1. "How many times" |
Can I dope slap my TV before I have to take it in for repairs?
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4. "The Roadblock according to Rowan" |
"Find a random shoeshine vendor who's just trying to make an honest living on the night shift. Harass him. Continue doing so until he sees the camera operator following you and decides this is for TV, thus allowing you to soak up some local color (and shoe polish) by using his stand for one customer. After that happens, demand to take his stand away. Since he may resist this for some strange reason like wanting to keep making an honest living, insist. A lot. Also beg. And keep nodding to the camera. Should you somehow finally get custody of the thing, bring it to the drop-off point with the vendor following you the whole way. Do not lose the vendor. Phil will be very angry. Also, at no point should you wonder why no one else has a vendor with them. You just got the special stand."*facepalm* It's a miracle he didn't get arrested.
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6. "The Detour according to the Ice Queens." |
'Go to the zoo. Find a hand trolley. Push it to the appropriate area. Wait for the elephant to eat you.'
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