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"Not So Great Lake"
dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 01:03 AM (EST)
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"Not So Great Lake" |
Just thought I'd beat the rush and start the first Lake bashing thread. Boy, am I ever glad he isn't my dentist! But, you know, heck, it's The Amazing Race, dude! You didn't read the directions! It wasn't partially your fault you didn't read the directions, it was all your fault you didn't read the directions! Do you have any idea how many women on this site are gonna come along now with jokes and anecdotes and whatnot about men not reading directions! DO YOU!!Here, watch, you'll be amazed. It's all your fault, Dr. Lake. ARRRRRRR!!!!
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-01-06, 08:22 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
I especially would not want him to be my dentist if I were *gasp*BLACK. Did you know they even let those black people run around in public? AF 2006 I would love it if the other teams would loudly state, "We're behind the JERK! You know, that team with the JERK." But then, hopefully they will be ahead of him.
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mjames1229 47 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-01-06, 09:11 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
Victoria!!!! V I C T O R I A ! ! ! ! (Oops, sorry. Wrong season)
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 09:09 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
"You Have A Cavity. It's All Your Fault." *chew chew*Get rid of the gum!
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 10:14 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
*snort* I can't decide if he's going to be more like Jonathan or Ray (of Ray and Deana). Suck it up!
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 09:14 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
Y'all are missin' the point here-- despite a few miscalculations, we still finished in the top half of the pack. The race is on, and while everyone else wanders around looking for clue boxes, we're on the way to success! Dadgummit!
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greeneyes 698 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-01-06, 09:35 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
(gazes adoringly to the post above, humming "Stand by your man")Yeah, what Lake said. He's just so wonderful. I can't believe y'all are bashing him. So he made a mistake at first we made up for it in the end. And I'll just have to take charge of reading all clues from now on, until we end up with the million dollars. So pfffft to all of you. Us southern girls rock!
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 09:39 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-06 AT 09:40 AM (EST)Wow, look at you guys posting as your characters outside the Be the Racer threads. I'm glad I don't do that kinda sh!t. ETA:
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 11:49 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
Are you narking me? You are, aren't you!?
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smiley 2009 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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03-01-06, 09:50 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
When Jo of MoJo called him Scott Peterson was one of the funniest moments of the show LOL
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Rhyn 524 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-02-06, 11:08 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
That was one of the funniest things ever on TAR.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 09:59 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
By looking at the way he beat on that motorcycle..."Out you, tooth!" *bang* *drilllllllll* *yank* "Well, y'all, that's half of it. Come for the other half next week." Happy Chinese New Year!
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mjames1229 47 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-01-06, 01:15 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
I can hear the interview on the CBS Morning Show in a couple of months..."I am competitive, but I am not that bad... it was all taken out of context. I got a bad edit." Maybe he needs another nicotine patch.
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Prof_ Wagstaff 4196 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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03-01-06, 10:09 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
Don't forget..."It was all an act. We acted that way on purpose. We wanted to be this seasons villians. Didn't we Victoria...er...I mean, Michelle?!"
Sig by Cygnus "Egad sir, I don't know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox." Montagu "That will depend, my Lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress." Wilkes
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finallytyping 401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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03-16-06, 01:08 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
So that's what that patch is on his neck? A nicotine patch? I was kind of hoping it was male birth control.
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tamarama 1785 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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03-17-06, 05:37 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
(heeee! too bad they already have children)
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-06, 00:01 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
Oh, by the way, good for you for helping out those old folks with the motorcycle like you promised. Not like they understood a word you said as you rushed to get away, but hey who knows maybe they will help you out later in the race anyway. ARRRRRRR!!!!
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Earl Colby Pottinger 2597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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03-02-06, 06:13 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
Is there anyway to work "Orin Scrivello, DDS" the dentist from "Little Shop of Horrors" into this thread?
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-03-06, 11:54 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
Thank you, Earl. I have been looking for the right context to bring that up."I am your de-entist And I enjoy giving you pain (doo-wop girls: Pain!)" There's a parody in there for sure.
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MsShel330 695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-03-06, 09:46 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
I'm thinking of the dentist from "The Marathon Man". At any rate, he's not the one to go to if you have a fear of dentists. Sheesh!
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-15-06, 01:37 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-15-06 AT 01:38 AM (EST)I mean, honestly, we men may be hopeless when it comes to asking for directions, but how big a dipwad is he that he can't even recall which way to drive a road he already drove less than a day ago! I invite every guy here to join me in a collective BUUAA-HAHAHAHAHAA! Lake is just getting seriously embarrassing to all of guydom now. Hayell Yayus!
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SilverStar 6205 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-15-06, 11:15 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
Yeah, and Michelle is sitting in the back saying "Turn right. Lake! Right! Why are you turning left!?"5 minutes later... "Daggummit, Michelle! Why didn't we know which way to go?" Oh, I detest him so. Handcrafted by RollDdice, Inspired by Monstah
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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03-15-06, 12:34 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
>Yeah, and Michelle is sitting in >the back saying "Turn right. >Lake! Right! Why are you >turning left!?" > >5 minutes later... > >"Daggummit, Michelle! Why didn't we know >which way to go?" > >Oh, I detest him so. Ditto, what an arse!
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willinCal 193 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-15-06, 06:20 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Not So Great Lake" |
That's where I heard that name Lake before. I think his name was Leonard Lake who mass-murdered all these people from the Bay Area and buried their bodies somewhere in the foothills. Sig by arkiegrl
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Colbys_Chick 31 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-16-06, 04:45 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 03-16-06 AT 04:53 AM (EST)I also noticed he blames HIS mistakes on WE. WE didn't read the entire clue. WE got lost. WE didn't know what way to turn. He gives the southern men a bad name. I promise yall, they all aren't this bad!! I wouldn't mind 'surviving' with Mr. Donaldson!
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-29-06, 08:34 AM (EST)
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32. "Jerk!" |
I didn't like them Yielding the pink girls (not that I was fond of them, you understand). His comments were also just awful tonight: "fat Dave"? (about Fran) "she doesn't act like a doctor's wife"? And his temper-tantrum in the airport all solidify his team's position at the bottom of my Lvoe List.They're not even good Racers - observe how they got lost gettting out of Brotas. Blech.
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-29-06, 05:15 PM (EST)
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and Michelle told him not to get ugly. GET ugly? Sorry to say he's probably been ugly for a long time.There's no love in my heart for that particular stagnant body of water.
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