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03-01-06, 01:03 AM (EST)
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"Not So Great Lake"
Just thought I'd beat the rush and start the first Lake bashing thread. Boy, am I ever glad he isn't my dentist! But, you know, heck, it's The Amazing Race, dude! You didn't read the directions! It wasn't partially your fault you didn't read the directions, it was all your fault you didn't read the directions! Do you have any idea how many women on this site are gonna come along now with jokes and anecdotes and whatnot about men not reading directions! DO YOU!!

Here, watch, you'll be amazed. It's all your fault, Dr. Lake.

ARRRRRRR!!!!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Not So Great Lake Sahara 03-01-06 1
   RE: Not So Great Lake mjames1229 03-01-06 3
   RE: Not So Great Lake brvnkrz 03-03-06 23
 RE: Not So Great Lake Seana 03-01-06 2
   RE: Not So Great Lake Cygnus X1 03-01-06 5
       RE: Not So Great Lake Seana 03-01-06 10
           RE: Not So Great Lake Prof_ Wagstaff 03-01-06 15
 RE: Not So Great Lake Max Headroom 03-01-06 4
   RE: Not So Great Lake greeneyes 03-01-06 6
       RE: Not So Great Lake bystander 03-01-06 7
           RE: Not So Great Lake Cygnus X1 03-01-06 11
               RE: Not So Great Lake bystander 03-01-06 12
           RE: Not So Great Lake mysticwolf 03-04-06 24
 RE: Not So Great Lake smiley 03-01-06 8
   RE: Not So Great Lake dragonflies 03-01-06 14
   RE: Not So Great Lake Rhyn 03-02-06 20
 RE: Not So Great Lake cahaya 03-01-06 9
 RE: Not So Great Lake mjames1229 03-01-06 13
   RE: Not So Great Lake Prof_ Wagstaff 03-01-06 16
   RE: Not So Great Lake finallytyping 03-16-06 29
       RE: Not So Great Lake tamarama 03-17-06 31
 RE: Not So Great Lake dabo 03-02-06 17
   RE: Not So Great Lake Scuba Steve 03-02-06 18
 RE: Not So Great Lake Earl Colby Pottinger 03-02-06 19
   RE: Not So Great Lake Peetah 03-03-06 21
 RE: Not So Great Lake MsShel330 03-03-06 22
 RE: Not So Great Lake dabo 03-15-06 25
   RE: Not So Great Lake SilverStar 03-15-06 26
       RE: Not So Great Lake CouchTater 03-15-06 27
 RE: Not So Great Lake willinCal 03-15-06 28
 RE: Not So Great Lake Colbys_Chick 03-16-06 30
 Jerk! Seana 03-29-06 32
   Yep moonbaby 03-29-06 33

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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 08:22 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
I especially would not want him to be my dentist if I were *gasp*BLACK. Did you know they even let those black people run around in public?


AF 2006

I would love it if the other teams would loudly state, "We're behind the JERK! You know, that team with the JERK." But then, hopefully they will be ahead of him.

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mjames1229 47 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 09:11 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Victoria!!!!

V I C T O R I A ! ! ! !

(Oops, sorry. Wrong season)

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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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03-03-06, 11:52 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
I thought I was hearing things when I heard him say that.


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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 09:09 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
"You Have A Cavity. It's All Your Fault." *chew chew*

Get rid of the gum!


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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 09:25 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Aw, c'mon Seana, give him a break!

Maybe he's the one out of five dentists who prefers sugary gum for his patients who chew gum!


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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 10:14 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
*snort*

I can't decide if he's going to be more like Jonathan or Ray (of Ray and Deana).


Suck it up!

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03-01-06, 10:01 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
I'm betting that he'll be this seasons Johnathan.
I have a feeling that we ain't seen nothin' yet.


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03-01-06, 09:14 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Y'all are missin' the point here-- despite a few miscalculations, we still finished in the top half of the pack. The race is on, and while everyone else wanders around looking for clue boxes, we're on the way to success!


Dadgummit!

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03-01-06, 09:35 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
(gazes adoringly to the post above, humming "Stand by your man")

Yeah, what Lake said. He's just so wonderful. I can't believe y'all are bashing him. So he made a mistake at first we made up for it in the end. And I'll just have to take charge of reading all clues from now on, until we end up with the million dollars. So pfffft to all of you.


Us southern girls rock!

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03-01-06, 09:39 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-06 AT 09:40 AM (EST)

Wow, look at you guys posting as your characters outside the Be the Racer threads. I'm glad I don't do that kinda sh!t.

ETA:

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 10:37 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
*whack*


You're mocking me, aren't you?

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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 11:49 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Not So Great Lake"

Are you narking me? You are, aren't you!?
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings
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03-04-06, 07:47 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Best laugh of the day!


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Thanks.

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03-01-06, 09:50 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
When Jo of MoJo called him Scott Peterson was one of the funniest moments of the show LOL


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03-01-06, 02:56 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Totally Smiley! I almost missed that.


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Happy 2K btw

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Rhyn 524 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 11:08 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
That was one of the funniest things ever on TAR.
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03-01-06, 09:59 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
By looking at the way he beat on that motorcycle...

"Out you, tooth!" *bang* *drilllllllll* *yank* "Well, y'all, that's half of it. Come for the other half next week."


Happy Chinese New Year!

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03-01-06, 01:15 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
I can hear the interview on the CBS Morning Show in a couple of months...

"I am competitive, but I am not that bad... it was all taken out of context. I got a bad edit."

Maybe he needs another nicotine patch.

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03-01-06, 10:09 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Don't forget...

"It was all an act. We acted that way on purpose. We wanted to be this seasons villians.
Didn't we Victoria...er...I mean, Michelle?!"



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03-16-06, 01:08 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
So that's what that patch is on his neck? A nicotine patch?
I was kind of hoping it was male birth control.
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03-17-06, 05:37 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
(heeee! too bad they already have children)
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 00:01 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Oh, by the way, good for you for helping out those old folks with the motorcycle like you promised. Not like they understood a word you said as you rushed to get away, but hey who knows maybe they will help you out later in the race anyway.

ARRRRRRR!!!!

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03-02-06, 10:14 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
It was interesting that he realized immediately the old folks had no clue what they were doing.


I'm a Polish hillbilly and damn proud of it.

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03-02-06, 06:13 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Is there anyway to work "Orin Scrivello, DDS" the dentist from "Little Shop of Horrors" into this thread?

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03-03-06, 11:54 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Thank you, Earl. I have been looking for the right context to bring that up.

"I am your de-entist
And I enjoy giving you pain
(doo-wop girls: Pain!)"

There's a parody in there for sure.

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03-03-06, 09:46 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
I'm thinking of the dentist from "The Marathon Man". At any rate, he's not the one to go to if you have a fear of dentists. Sheesh!
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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03-15-06, 01:37 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
LAST EDITED ON 03-15-06 AT 01:38 AM (EST)

I mean, honestly, we men may be hopeless when it comes to asking for directions, but how big a dipwad is he that he can't even recall which way to drive a road he already drove less than a day ago!

I invite every guy here to join me in a collective

BUUAA-HAHAHAHAHAA!

Lake is just getting seriously embarrassing to all of guydom now.

Hayell Yayus!

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03-15-06, 11:15 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
Yeah, and Michelle is sitting in the back saying "Turn right. Lake! Right! Why are you turning left!?"

5 minutes later...

"Daggummit, Michelle! Why didn't we know which way to go?"

Oh, I detest him so.


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03-15-06, 12:34 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
>Yeah, and Michelle is sitting in
>the back saying "Turn right.
>Lake! Right! Why are you
>turning left!?"
>
>5 minutes later...
>
>"Daggummit, Michelle! Why didn't we know
>which way to go?"
>
>Oh, I detest him so.

Ditto, what an arse!

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03-15-06, 06:20 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
That's where I heard that name Lake before. I think his name was Leonard Lake who mass-murdered all these people from the Bay Area and buried their bodies somewhere in the foothills.


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03-16-06, 04:45 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Not So Great Lake"
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-06 AT 04:53 AM (EST)

I also noticed he blames HIS mistakes on WE. WE didn't read the entire clue. WE got lost. WE didn't know what way to turn. He gives the southern men a bad name. I promise yall, they all aren't this bad!!


I wouldn't mind 'surviving' with Mr. Donaldson!

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03-29-06, 08:34 AM (EST)
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32. "Jerk!"
I didn't like them Yielding the pink girls (not that I was fond of them, you understand). His comments were also just awful tonight: "fat Dave"? (about Fran) "she doesn't act like a doctor's wife"? And his temper-tantrum in the airport all solidify his team's position at the bottom of my Lvoe List.

They're not even good Racers - observe how they got lost gettting out of Brotas.

Blech.


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03-29-06, 05:15 PM (EST)
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33. "Yep"
and Michelle told him not to get ugly. GET ugly? Sorry to say he's probably been ugly for a long time.

There's no love in my heart for that particular stagnant body of water.


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