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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Caption this!"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 10:29 AM (EST)
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"Caption this!" |
We start off with our sweet nerd couple."Help! Our braces are locked!" Your turn!
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susan765 166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-01-06, 11:09 AM (EST)
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Wanna play a little dugeons and dragons tonight?
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ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-01-06, 12:07 PM (EST)
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I'm the flash drive and you are the USB port
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 12:20 PM (EST)
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That is a calculator on his belt AND he is happy to see me!
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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03-02-06, 08:54 AM (EST)
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dork
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gizmo_ber 337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-01-06, 12:27 PM (EST)
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I think Scotty just got beamed up!
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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03-01-06, 12:33 PM (EST)
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Ha, ha! my boobs are bigger than yours! Moves courtesy of Syren Hey, can I borrow your bra?
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 12:46 PM (EST)
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Here's a quick kiss Velma. now go get in the Mystery Machine before Shaggy leaves without you.
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 01:20 PM (EST)
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Dave just found out that Lori packed a stack of calculus tests in her backpack.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 01:27 PM (EST)
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Ladies' watch pickpocket at work. Happy Chinese New Year!
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Opus36 13 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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03-01-06, 01:56 PM (EST)
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Two Squares.
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Prof_ Wagstaff 4196 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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03-01-06, 04:34 PM (EST)
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"Here you go. It's your turn to chew the Juicyfruit."
Sig by Cygnus "Egad sir, I don't know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox." Montagu "That will depend, my Lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress." Wilkes
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-01-06, 04:54 PM (EST)
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"Look, Ma, no hands!" AF 2006
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-01-06, 05:27 PM (EST)
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Cojoined fraternal twins who flew to Brazil for sugery refuse to go through seperation operation.
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-01-06, 10:02 PM (EST)
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As is their usual custom, Dave and Lori reenact their favorite "Star Trek" moment -- but this time, Dave gets to be Kirk, leaving Lori to be Uhura.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-06, 00:09 AM (EST)
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Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use? You're wet. Yes, it's raining. Yes. Yes. I think perhaps you better both come inside. You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this? Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. Oh.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-06, 00:54 AM (EST)
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Not yet, give them time.
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-02-06, 09:08 AM (EST)
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Sig by me. Wish the rider was me! I couldn't help thinking, as I watched the Olympic opening ceremonies, that one of the "distinguished women of the world" who was carrying the Olympic flag had run around in her underwear in that movie. Such a classic. In honour, I think we should propose a toast.... *ducks to avoid flying toast*
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Prof_ Wagstaff 4196 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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03-02-06, 11:59 AM (EST)
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Thanks dabo, Now I can't get Time Warp out of my head.It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. There, now I've shared my pain and I feel better.
Sig by Cygnus "Egad sir, I don't know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox." Montagu "That will depend, my Lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress." Wilkes
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PsychoKitty 727 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-10-06, 09:16 PM (EST)
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Excellent Dabo! How about:
Gee Honey, you missed a spot!
Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;) Sig from The Tribe and Cyg Sig Shop!
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DDBach 2 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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03-04-06, 11:44 PM (EST)
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Thought bubble coming from David's head....I wonder if I can convince her that my fannypack is really a cluebox.....heh heh heh!!!
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NoParole 94 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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03-05-06, 12:04 PM (EST)
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WOW, these real girls sure do kiss different from the blow-up ones...
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