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"Be The Amazing Racer 9.1"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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"Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Welcome to Sao Paulo, everyone! Now listen, people. You've all stated in your interviews that you watch this show. Let me just tell you that time and again, teams are eliminated because they DIDN'T READ THE CLUE. Please be sure to read the clue. The clue is good. The clue is your friend. Thank-you. Eric and Jeremy, you're team number 1! That's 10 grand for each of you. Awright. BJ and Tyler: who knew you'd *actually* be competitive? I mean, you said you were going to be, but come on...the goofy guys? Be careful, though, or your faces might freeze like that. Wanda and Desiree: Your Spanish skill sure came in handy, but don't get cocky or you might end up driving by the ocean instead of through the mountains like Debbie and Bianca from Season 7. David and Lori: Did you notice how we gave you your own goofy soundtrack music? Just in case nobody noticed you were nerds. Nice secret handshake. With a bit more practice, you'll get it down, I'm sure. A respectable finish, though. Joseph and Monica: You might have done a bit better if those two other teams hadn't gotten to the dispatcher at the helicopter place ahead of you. *coughreadthecluecough* I'm sure your disregard for other people will carry you far. Lake and Michelle: Good job booking your flight in advance. *coughreadthecluecough* You mostly made up for it at the motorcycle task. But Lake? Could you please stop chawing that gum? You look like a cow. Seriously. Ray and Yolanda: Good job on the motorcycle task. I'm going to award you some bonus karma points for getting the job done while that crowd of sexist pigs locals was ogling Yolanda. Way to keep your cool and do what needed doing. Fran and Barry: Woo! Over here! Can you see me? *waves arms over head* *jumps up and down* Hope this isn't going to be a habit. Danielle and Dani: Not all men know how to put motorcycles togethers. Not all men will help you if you smile and order them around in broken Spanish. Lisa and Joni: Are you related to the Linz boys? Peeing? Farting? Or is the Godlewski sisters? How many decibels you figure you guys can scream at? My poor ears. John and Scott, I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. Good job overcoming your fear of heights, John. The genie trick just didn't work, I guess. Oh good grief. The genie thing? I mean, I'm not really supposed to laugh at the contestants, you know...try to be impartial and such? But come. on. *snorfle* 
Molaholic and CattyChat! Please stick around and comment from Sequesterville!greeneyes! Please check your red wavy. Anyone not playing a regular character is invited to post as someone or something else - a helicopter pilot, a taxi driver, the shuttle bus...whatever!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 01:02 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-06 AT 01:03 AM (EST)What can I say? My girl has the nicest tush in South America. All that running did her good! But. (*Glowers at onlookers*) You better watch MY end, not HERS! That goes for you too, cameraperson! Or I'll shove that camera right up your f-stop! Lucky for you I'm not Lake. 
*starts singing "Baby Got Back"*
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03-01-06, 09:08 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Hey, watch it there bud! Just remember that I am the motorcycle assembly pro around here. And I was smart enough to assemble mine inside so the ogling locals left Michelle alone.Reading clues is for losers. I was smart enough to recover from that oversight and move us up past some slower teams. Dadgummit Michelle, can't you run faster? 
Compassionate dentist? Not me.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 10:33 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Well, one scowl from me, and they shut up. When YOU look at them, they just think they're next for a root canal.
And that's Ray, as in sun.
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Pamisue 57 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 09:52 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Good grief! You are just the kind of ego maniac I detest trying to be overly nice to at work. Bet you don't second guess me & my daughter again. You got beat by a girl team. >
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greeneyes 698 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 09:44 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-06 AT 09:47 AM (EST)Why thank you honey! You're just the bestest. And Ray, of course he didn't call me unattractive. He was protecting me. He just wants to keep me all to himself, and that's fine by me. I just love him so. And you should do the same to Yolanda. All of those guys just staring at her butt. You could practically see the drool coming out of their mouths. Why did you let them continue to ogle her? That was not at all gentlemanly of you. Lake is just fabulous. The rest of you are all just jealous of him because he is successful, fit, and just great to look at. So what if he can't read the clue, and take full responsibility for that. This is team work, and I'll just have to do the clue reading from now on to keep him on track. After all he is just so busy as a dentist, that he sometimes forgets the little details, that's why I'm here. Watch out, here we come! From back of the pack to fourth. Woo and Hoo! 
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Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 03:02 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Wow! What an exciting leg!!!! WOOoooo HOoooooo! Y'all didn't realize when I farted in the cab, I was just warming up for expressing more of my bodily functions! I am just "unsheathing my WOMANHOOD" and apparently it leaked more than I knew! Thank Gawd I am using the extra strength depends.That helicopter ride sure was a gas! And I mean that literally! With my dang sister a-screaming and carrying on I could fart at will and no one would ever know!
Hey Sis...Even though I am the one who talks a lot more, you compensate with the screaming, peeing and OMG's more, although I did try to do my share. Still I rule when it comes to farting.
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 07:54 AM (EST)
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49. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Ma'am, that Linz attitude is so last season. But as long as you're behind us in the race, you can do whatever you want.
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 04:58 PM (EST)
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64. "AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-02-06 AT 05:11 PM (EST)Oh, my Gawd, I just can't believe we are still in the race!!!! Thank you, Jesus!!! AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! That taxi driver was so nice, and I am so grateful, I am going to Bedazzle a hat for him with the words, "Thank you, Jesus"!!!! Oh, we really got to see Phil, can you believe it? I could have peed a pail of piss!!!! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *kisses sister* Phil, why are you lying on the soccer field, clenching your ears like you're in pain or something? Haven't you ever seen a tall glamourous woman before?!!! Or did Lisa let another 'n rip? Oh, my Gawd, Lisa, did you fart AGAIN???? Make sure you follow our family rule and loudly proclaim each bodily function!!!! *loud raucous laugh* Uh, oh, I'M PEEING MY PANTS AGAIN!!!!! Um, is there a place to do laundry here? This is my favorite pair of Bedazzled panties, you know!!!! Oh, how sweet!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *tackles crew member with hug* Thank you, Jesus, for that crew member bringing me that box of Depends!!!!! Lisa, we'd better start Bedazzling them now!!!! Oh, wow, all that excitement made me drop my tiara!!!! And here I am, "The Queen of Peein'"!!!!! Let alone, our job as representatives of Big-Boned Women everywhere!!!! (Big-Boned Women of everywhere cringe and throw their size 12 shoes at tv) 
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03-01-06, 09:14 AM (EST)
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3. "Wanda and Desiree" |
Well for all you doubters, we showed that we are the perfect team. I made a tiny, ittsy-bitsy mistake telling mom to slow down and that other team passed us. But you saw how mom can get, all excited an such. I'll drive next time. Our knowledge of the language helped us, yeah, but our charm and ability to respect people will take us to the end!!!We were 3rd this week but we have a plan to take it to the end!! And we're likeable also. This mom and daughter team rocks!!! 
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Pamisue 57 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 09:38 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Wanda and Desiree" |
You tell them baby girl. We rock.
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 09:54 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Team Geek - here we go!! Awesome first leg for me and my schmoopy sweetheart, David. Did I mention that I love him soooo much. And we don't mind being called geeks - we embrace that. After all, geeks know we are the real party animals. Once we finish our homework, watching Star Trek, and doing our puzzles, we rock!Here's a little something I was working on for my choochy-bear:
 David - just think about all the university calculus courses we can take if we win the million!! 
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 11:12 AM (EST)
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57. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-02-06 AT 11:13 AM (EST)No, you're schmoopy. I loved the scrabble, but you missed out on a triple word score. Our fourth place finish bodes well for us. Just like Star Trek Voyager was the fourth Star Trek series, and you are my Captain Janeway, and I am your Neelix.. Good thing we didn't do the bike detour. I don't want anyone but me ogling my woman! 
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03-01-06, 10:02 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Hey, you! No, not the short skinny white guy... yeah you, the tall guy who talks funny. You wanna touch my snake don't you? I know you do...Snake-Man at the Ceremony
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 03:10 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Oh my goodness, your snake scared the bejebus outta me. *runs away squealing*
My what a BIG SCARY snake you have . . .
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 00:31 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
My what a BIG SCARY snake you have . . .Whhell! You keep your eyes off those other snakes helicopter-boy!  he still hasn't seen my real b!tch side yet...
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 02:46 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
You're a man without a plan, how can I respect that? Of course, I'm on the lookout for something . . . Ooh, that whirlie-bird was soo much fun. I felt like I was Genie on a flying carpet wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rub my Genie lamp & make a wish
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03-02-06, 07:25 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
GOD! And to think people make fun of MY lisp!!!
Who's this Viper I keep hearing about?!?!?
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-03-06, 10:02 AM (EST)
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71. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Yay! Another funny new person! These first posts have been putting mine (way back in November 2004) to shame. Welcome!
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 10:25 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Ok, so we came in 6th place. That was just bad luck! I can’t believe those pot heads and goofy beach bums got in there ahead of us! If it weren’t for that ignoramus cab driver, who can’t understand a word of English, we would have gotten in a lot faster. I don’t understand how anyone can even live in these 3rd world countries. Kendra was so right! Oh… I’m so pissed off; and I’m NOT crying *sniff* cause we didn’t get on the first flight.Joseph, you better get it together or we’re gonna loose this thing. We’re too good looking and smart to loose this thing. I mean look at the competition: hippy pot heads, beach bums, ditzy pink girls, who think their oobies are going to get them places, those old farts, both of those teams including those screaming menopausals, the nerds- pa-lease! you’re a smoopy, no, you’re a smoopy- *barf*, that black couple, those Ricans, oh and that dentist and his subservient wife, ewww... I can’t believe there are women like her still around; June Cleaver is so last century! With all this crappy competition we are sure to win. 
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 11:48 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Listen blonde, us Ricans are gonna beat your a##.Ricans she called us. Dumb blonde!
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 01:01 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Dumb
>blonde! Hey Joseph, are you going to let her talk to me like that? *sniff* I don't know what country you're from, but we are from the heartland of *wasp* America, Arkansah, so what else am I supposed to call you? Well, so sorry, but we're gonna win cause we got Mojo. Didn't you see our tee shirts; they say MOJO- that's short for MOnica and JOseph. Cleaver huh. Also, we are Ken and Barbie and everyone knows that Ken and Barbie get the dream house with closets full of dreamy designer clothes, and the pink convertible, the RV camper and lots of cool beach outfits. And, as those pot heads pointed out, Ken finally looks like a normal boy, which is a BIG plus.
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adricharlie 1340 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 03:22 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
I speak english you dimwit......I just don't like you so much. Notice I did fine getting the other team where they needed to go after finally getting you out of my car. I know how you Arkansas people are......no tip for the driver.........so pfft, I don't care if you lose.......Good Riddance! The Cab driver for MoJo
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 10:54 AM (EST)
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55. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
those old fartsAre you refering to us, young lady? Your lack of manners is cause for a good old fashioned spanking. And whereever did you pick up that Lothlorien half-elf reject for a boyfriend? 
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Skiptown5 35 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 11:38 AM (EST)
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59. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-02-06 AT 12:56 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 03-02-06 AT 12:55 PM (EST) We met in the time honored tradition of our ancestors: we hooked up in a bar. You're just jealous cuz I got the best looking girl in the race. I bet when you said to your wife "There's no one else I 'd rather be doing this with", you were thinking of Monica. Now there's a couple of mountains you'll never climb!
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 06:02 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
>those old farts
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>Are you refering to us, young
>lady?Why yes I am. HELLOOOO, people who can't see what's right in front of them shouldn't be playing this game. I'd get some glasses if I were you. You know old people can't see very well. Your lack of manners
>is cause for a good
>old fashioned spanking. Oh, wouldn't you just love too. I'll bet it's been a long time since you've seen a nicely toned butt like mine to spank.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 10:39 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-06 AT 10:43 AM (EST)See, there wasn't a clue box here! 
Wanda or Desiree from the Bewitched team must have made it invisible. And did you see John's lame attempt to cast a spell in the helicopter? Sorry about the motorcycle thing, Fran dear. After my experience with choppers during my tour in the Nam War, I figured you wouldn't want to ride in one, either. You know what they say, the climb to the top of every mountain begins near the bottom.
And yes, Fran dear, "there's nobody I'd rather be doing this with than you." 
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 02:38 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Hey Barry, honey. I know for sure there wasn't a clue box there. Don't you let those others tell you anything different.Aren't you glad we switched from that motorcycle task to the helicopter one? Wow that was something else, huh? I mean, I know how to put stuff together, but not that kind of stuff! 
Behind every good Summit man, there is a high endurance woman pushing their butts uphill! 
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Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 10:38 AM (EST)
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52. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-06 AT 12:04 PM (EST)How long do I have to be inside you? Are those geezers ever going to come? ~the clue
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03-01-06, 11:00 AM (EST)
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12. "Reminder from Mr. Exposition Hands" |
Please restrict posting in character to the game threads. It's confusing for posters trying to discuss the show to have the discussion threads jacked by posters commenting in character.Thanks in advance for following all of the instructions on this route marker - I'd hate to shut down something fun because it gets in the way of the show discussion.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 11:11 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Reminder from Mr. Exposition Hands" |
Thank-you Bebo. I was going to edit my post for just this. I'll be sure to include a reminder at the start of each game thread this season.
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susan765 166 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 11:05 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Hey you guys don't be down on us for trying to use our God given gifts! What about that mother and daughter they used their spanish. And at least we can read. Some of these teams are just such a drag. Can you believe those nerds? My God like I'd go on the swan and just spend my time crying if I looked like that. We got off to a good start and now that we have the lay of the land it's time to plan. Danielle we have to hook up with the frats and hippies. Keep them happy and let us cruise through until some of these psycos go away. Think of the parting we can do with 20 G!
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 11:17 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
>Hey you guys don't be down
>on us for trying to
>use our God given gifts!
God given? Oh palease, you guys bought those and you know it! I bet you bought them just for this show. Now, if you want real, mine are real and they are perfect. But I don't need those to get ahead; I go to school and work out non-stop. Why, I’m working out right now; I’m doing butt push ups. My intelligence and strength will get me the win! Oh and by the way, your oobies didn’t get you any help with the motorcycle task, you had to pay that guy, and he just watched.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 11:30 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
In case anyone hasn't told you yet, young lady, they speak Portuguese in Brazil.Você é cute, senhoras.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 11:52 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Hey momma. We're going to have to do some work on these two. Calling momma. psst psst psst. Ok, we've got our plan to reduce pinky's to pinkie size!
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Pamisue 57 desperate attention whore postings
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03-04-06, 12:11 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Patience my child. Oobies aren't everything. We're just saving the best for later, and we'll show class doing it. >
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03-01-06, 01:36 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Look Monica we keep thinks real on Staten Island. You wanna touch these big girls? What is up with your hair girl? Yah know a girl has got to have a good salon. Your hair looks like a bad weave! And if yah don't stop with all that bitching your gunna get some mighty big wrinkles. That man of yours Joey looks like he's not feeling you too well. You can send him on over and I'll take care of him!
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26. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Dear Mr. Bruckheimer,
I am writing to you to request that I be reassigned. I don't know how much longer I can continue to work under these conditions. I've been feeling sick ever since the start of the first leg. I'm sure its not food poisoning or air sickness. Its the team that I've been assigned to. The first half hour they were cute, but after being stuck on an international flight with them, I can't stand it anymore.I think I filled up three barf bags on the second leg of the flight. Here's an example of what I have to listen to for hours at a time:David: I Love you Pookie
Lori: I Love you Snookums
David: No, I Love you
Lori: No I love you
David: I Love you more
Lori: No I Love you more
David: Give me a kiss
Lori: No Give me a kiss
David: No Give me a kiss
Lori: I'll give you a kiss if you give me a kiss
David: No, you first
Lori: No you first
Both: *Kiss*
David: I Love you Pookie
Lori: I Love you Snookums
David: No, I Love you
ect...
It's sickening Mr. Bruckheimer, and I don't think I can handle another leg listening to dialog like that coming from my headset.
--Steve, The Nerd's Soundman 
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 02:53 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Excellent first post. Welcome!
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Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 03:07 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
It's actually our secret strategy to alter our sound and camera peoples senses -- so far we are targeting their senses of hearing and smell. If we can baffle their senses enough, we think we can use this to our advantage!How'd you like those fart bombs? The urine stench was our second weapon! We are on a roll!
Just wait until we mess with your sense of sight! We have plans for more panty "wardrobe malfunctions" coming up.
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 11:19 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
We have a sound man? I didn't notice anyone but my lovey wovey poochy schmoochy.But since the hippie's cameraman is going to be called Viper, can we call our soundman "Anakin?"
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 03:22 PM (EST)
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33. "The key to my closet . . . " |
Oh me, oh my, what a scary, bumpy ride that was. I still can't believe the Frosties beat us.John, darn you, why didn't you have A PLAN!! You are a dear friend, but goodness gracious, you just don't get it. I don't understand why these Sao Paoloans didn't like us and wouldn't help us. It really made me frustrated, I tell you. I was forced out of the closet as a young child, because of all the super scary things that were in that closet. Thanks to Phil and TAR, the closet is wide open and all the scary things are leaving. I can go back in the closet now, if I want to. Thank you for helping me face my fears and bond with my most closest friend ever. You know, Genie never failed me before. I don't understand. I wished it and yet it didn't come true. I think the taxi driver's were against us. I'll see you in sequesterville next week, Frosties. I'm sure that if nobody kills you first, you'll be Philiminated next.
Ta ta for now.
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03-01-06, 04:11 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: The key to my closet . . . " |
Shoulda touched my snake... Why'd you run away squealing? I thought size did matter. You'll never again see a bigger snake... Snake-Man at the Ceremony
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sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-06, 04:19 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: The key to my closet . . . " |
Huh, What? Did you try to call me?
Sorry, I was over at the motorbike shop checking out the commotion there.
Did you every notice what a firm, athletic butt Ray has.Ta ta Masters,
Genie.
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03-02-06, 00:45 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: The key to my closet . . . " |
John,It's OK that we lost. After, we still have the dogs. And now that we both can fly -- fly in a plane that is we can hop over to England and ... well, you know. We have to neaten up this Sequesterville place for some new guests -- I sure hope it isn't that nerd couple -- they give me the creepy-weepies. TAR -- schmar. Let's go shopping!
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 12:05 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: The key to my closet . . . " |
Hey, Scott, we may be ubernerds, but we are still way too cool to hang out with you guys in sequesterville. (Lori -- just keep walking and try not to make eye contact)And what was in all those bags you were carrying to the pitstop? Didn't anyone tell you this was a race?
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 03:07 PM (EST)
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62. "RE: The key to my closet . . . " |
Hey, you leave my Scottie alone. Only I may belittle him, because he's MY little man.By the way, we may be in a race, but that doesn't mean we are animals. We packed all the essentials including our skin care regimen, nose hair clippers, teeth whitening kit, cologne, lint brush, mani/pedi set, hair products, I have some great pictures of my boys . . . and I'm talking about my dogs, so get your mind out of the gutter, nerd boy. Anywhoo, we just packed the absolute essentials, because heavens, we wouldn't want to look like you or smell like those Pink Twins, what would our mothers think of us. Besides, we have to look our best for the handsome foreign men.
Scottie & I are hosting a lavish cocktail party for the
next couple Philiminated -- you're NOT invited.
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03-01-06, 03:46 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Where are my boys, Eric and Jeremy???? I don't get many girls flying my helicopter but you boys I would fly anywhere!!!!! Come, you know I turn you on more than those pink floosies...... Martinez, the Helicopter Pilot
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03-01-06, 04:42 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Big Oobie girls... I did not recognize you from Survivor. I like kisses, but I will not help you.
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03-01-06, 09:23 PM (EST)
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39. "Dude!" |
I'm hungry!!! We made it in second, Dude! Did you see my slide in the mat? I was SAFE! Too bad about the $10K for first, though, we really could've used it. For what? Umm, stuff. Yeah, that's it!
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03-02-06, 08:39 AM (EST)
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50. "RE: Dude!" |
Totally b!tchin Bro. Holy Smackers! that Helicopter Ride was Far Out! That was totally James Bond man! From up high I could see those old dudes just walkin back and forth on that bridge for like hours man. I thought maybe they ate too many prunes and were lookin for the pot. From the looks on their faces seems like they could've used a few more man. Hey Tyler bro and Viper dude, wait till you see what I snagged at Santa Cecilia man. That snake dancer dude hooked me up with some sh!t that's gonna freak you out man. 
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beau_30 952 desperate attention whore postings
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03-02-06, 10:48 AM (EST)
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54. "RE: Dude!" |
Lets hit it up man! Thanks I was wondering what Santa Cecilia man. Oh man I can't wait. We can bring MoJo they seem fun enough. But I wont the Double Ds as well, can we bring them.
Wow, DUDE! This race is far out!
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03-02-06, 00:51 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Hey look at me! I sure did keep those Brazilian boys entertained now, didn't I?Let's just hope the rest of the race give me more chances to show off! 
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03-02-06, 01:01 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Now wait a minute. If I were to think that everybody thought Yo had a great butt, would she hold it against me?*prepares the Glare of Death, anyway*
I might just have to take on Phil's eyebrow.
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03-02-06, 05:20 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Darling, I wouldn't hold that against you...I loved how one sneer from you shut up those leering guys....why didn't we choose a bike that was inside the shop? Oh yeah, Lake (as in Ocean) and his wife were in there...BTW, loved your Ray as in Sun comment-I had totally forgotten about that till last night..it makes me want to sing:
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..
I love my SunRay...Did I kick butt in that motorcycle challenge or what?
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03-02-06, 11:33 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Um . . .(to self) must.not.comment.further. *smooch*
Yes, you did. And we WILL go inside next time.
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03-02-06, 09:29 AM (EST)
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51. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Who needs school?! We got ourselfs 10 grand! Woo Whoo!Oh and Pinkies, well, uh, nevermind. 
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03-03-06, 06:18 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
who goes to school when u hav 10 grand! we can pick up girls from bars with only 140 dollars how many can we get with 10K huh?!?!!?!? *does math* figure it out yourselves, I HATE MATH, i don't think we went through this in school, if evr i did got to schoolhey PINKIES wanna hook up for 10 grand??
Co0L 3luE P1g: OINK OINK...
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03-03-06, 12:09 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Mr. Bruckheimer, why can't I be in a hotel suite every leg? More importantly, why did you have to put me with the snake guy? ~the clue
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03-04-06, 12:18 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer 9.1" |
Excuse me.Speaking of clues, I think the ole folks don't have one. Just trying to be nice. >
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03-07-06, 05:47 PM (EST)
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79. "Time to warm up!" |
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!Just practicing! Gotta get these vocal cords in shape before the race tonight! *polishes tiara* Hey, Lisa, are you through Bedazzling those Depends yet? Oh, and did you eat that big, healthy serving of beans they brought you? Just one more gallon of water to guzzle....
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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03-07-06, 07:39 PM (EST)
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81. "RE: Time to warm up!" |
Well, kiss my grits!Anyway, if anybody ogles Lisa's rear, he'd better be wearin' a gas mask! *loud raucous laugh*
*busy at work Bedazzling her new mouth rag*
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 08:05 AM (EST)
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82. "RE: Time to warm up!" |
I just want you to know that hearing you two made me keep my 3-wood in the bag last night.
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03-08-06, 09:03 AM (EST)
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83. "Looking for the Week 2 thread?" |
I posted it in Fanatics because it was late and I was stupid. I alerted myself (sheesh) and am hoping the thread will get moved here, where it belongs. Oops, oops, oops.
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03-08-06, 09:21 AM (EST)
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84. "Week 2" |
Hey momma, what happened to all our air time? At least those screaming sisters are gone which will open up a slot for us, not to mention heal our bleeding ears.
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