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"Clues to the Winners!"
Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 04:59 PM (EST)
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"Clues to the Winners!" |
I know who WINS! I can PROVE it!I've been over to the spoilers place, and they got it ALL WRONG! I! The GREAT and Powerful Buggy have figured it all out, and will share it with you, the fine people of the TAR Bashers forum. First the clues. The PROOF! This is a photo of Phil. He appears to be standing in front of a city of some kind, but appearances can be wrong. I am telling you this is not a real city at all, but a LEGO reproduction of a city that was set up behind Phil to fool us! DO NOT underestimate those sneaky CBS production folks, they hired forty, 9 year old malaysian children to build that city out of Legos. (I had an article that proved they hired those children and bought all the LEGOS, but the link has mysteriously vanished! Coincidence? I think NOT!) Phil IS standing on the finish mat in this Photo, the winners are right in front of him( more on that later), but that city is fake. They faked the city so we wouldn't know where the final mat is located. I've studied this Phil photo for hours upon hours and determined that Phil has dimples! One of our winners must also have dimples or why would they be hiding the fact that Phil has dimples from us! This is absolute PROOF. I have also discovered something very interesting about Phil. He is smiling, he is very HAPPY about the winners, and Phil has 2 ears! Rob also has 2 ears. Phil is happy that Rob has the SAME NUMBER OF EARS he has! The winners have to have the same number of ears as Phil, and dimples, or why would he be smiling like that! LOOK at the Proof!! See those shadows on Phil's teeth? Those are the shadows of the WINNERS! You can practically see the shadow of Rob's ballcap and the "a" on Ambers shirt! I'll have more later, but I believe that this evidence CONCLUSIVELY PROVES that Rob and Amber are our Winners.
Please note that no actual spoiler peeps were injured in the creation of this thread.
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-19-05, 05:28 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Wow, Drive My Car, those are some fine analyses, but I think it's obvious that you have ignored a major part of the spoiler material on hand!There are four letters in Lego. There are four letters in Alex and four letters in Lynn. FOUR! (Which is so obvious, even a baby would figure it out.) Rob has three letters and Amber has more than four, I'm sure, but not more than six. I think. Lynn has ears, too. You missed that critical piece, Drive My Car. Maybe you can read awhile before jumping in next time. Get used to how this forum works before you plunge right in. Trust me, if you want to fit in, you gotta ease in a little slower. Better luck next time, newb.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 05:59 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
I am not sure how to take your "newb" comment. I assure you that I have been lurking on these boards for 7 or 8 years, and KNOW what I am talking about.I am glad you pointed out that there are 4 letters in Lego. I can prove that here. L + E + G + O = 4 But as this will conclusively prove Rob and Amber are 4 twice and 2 goes into four. Let me show you what I mean. R + O + B + A + M + B + E + R = 8 as does 4 + 4 = 8 So to simplify, LEGO + LEGO = ROMBER The signs are all there!
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-19-05, 07:49 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
7 or 8 yearsHAHA! This board has only been around for 6.9 years. Busted! Hey, everyone, this Drive In My Buggy guy is full of it! Let's all be mean to him now.
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 08:53 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Are you kidding or being serious?
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-20-05, 00:33 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
100% serious. Why wouldn't I be?
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 10:20 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
For starters Buggy didn't get over 18,000 posts by being a newbie.
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 12:49 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
O he prolly faked that
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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04-20-05, 01:16 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
I hear he fakes everything.You mean men can fake stuff, too?? I thought that was the sole proprietory domain of us women! Who knew? Next thing you know, you'll tell me that men wonder if certain clothes make them look fat.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 03:58 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
I knew, but I promised not to tell. New from Sigs by Syren!!
Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-
Does this shirt make my gut look big?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 05:28 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
I don't know what you mean.
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motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 01:40 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Agreed. And shouldn't this be in the spoilers? Maybe this guy needs to read the guidlines before he starts posting.Oh and it seems like he's saying that Rob and Amber are going to win..? Is that what you were trying to say Drive My Car? *WooHoo, I got me a Syren!*
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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04-19-05, 05:36 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
>>>Rob also has 2 ears. Phil is happy that Rob has the SAME NUMBER OF EARS he has! I have seen much evidence that Rob has a mouth, but I have seen no evidence that he actually has two ears. Interesting speculation on the legos, perhaps the finish line is at Lego Land: http://www.lego.com/legoland/california/default.asp?locale=2057
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 05:50 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Interested thought that the final leg of the Race ends at LegoLand. I decided to search the site from your link, and spent literally minutes in my in depth investigation.I found THIS! This ia a picture of Rob and Amber completeing the final challenge at LegoLand before getting their clue and running towards the dimply Phil at the mat. ROMBER are smiling and appear to be quite happy and close to completing the task. WHY are they smiling? Because they have to be hours ahead of those stoopid Happy Boys.
This proves my entire theory.
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Jealousy 109 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-20-05, 03:09 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
That is hilarious!!Ooops, I mean. Wow, I'm so amazed. Let's see if this holds up on finale night.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 05:42 PM (EST)
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4. "MORE PROOF!" |
I have found the location of a secret chart used by CBS. I am in the process of decyphering the code.I am sure once the code has been analyzed, it will shoe more prrof that I am correct, that Romber wins the RACE, and that I, Buggy am the greatest TAR spoiler ever to live. This is the secret chart fills with clues of the impending ROMBER win!!!!!
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 08:00 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: MORE PROOF!" |
This is very clear. If "Kneads" and "Jobs" aren't the shining path to spoilerage, I just don't know what could be.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 08:21 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: MORE PROOF!" |
EXACTLY!Rob and Amber are media and clever fox TOO! And WOO, can only point to a Romber win.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 04:13 PM (EST)
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71. "Scrabble code solved: The Central Mystery" |
I am sure once the code has been analyzed, it will shoe more prrof that I am correct, that Romber wins the RACE, and that I, Buggy am the greatest TAR spoiler ever to live. This is the secret chart fills with clues of the impending ROMBER win!At last, I have solved the Scrabble mystery. Buggy is right, but I advise that you put down your coffee before you read further (you were warned). All of the words apply to events in TAR (e.g., GRAINS of sand in R/K's yield, Rawb being CLEVER, Amber being a FOX, Gretchen having GOUT, U/J losing their JOBS). So, this chart is indeed authentic, and you can apply every word in this chart to some team and/or event. There is one word, however, that is not found within online dictionaries, and there it is, smack-dab in the middle of the board, the Central Mystery, who wins the race: ONI (And it's not the Office of Naval Intelligence). After some sleuthing that would make our dear chap Stewart in London proud, I found the definition and a picture of an ONI here:
http://www2.kokugakuin.ac.jp/ijcc/wp/bts/bts_o.html#oni Oni: A spirit possessing a fearful countenance, great strength, and a near-human form. The image of this demon varies with different historical periods. In ancient times, oni were portrayed wearing rush hats, or appearing as visitors from faraway regions. Hmmm... a perfect description of one particular TAR racer, except the rush hat has been replaced by a Bosox cap. Buggy was right, it's him. And finally, here is the image of the ONI winner of the race celebrating victory: (Gulp!)
Makes you wonder if Rawb would know what an oni is.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 04:21 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: Scrabble code solved: The Central Mystery" |
Good work! I knew the scrabble code was the KEY!!!I will agree with any spoiler theory that agrees with my conclusion that Rob and Amber WIN!
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 05:57 PM (EST)
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6. "You're mocking me..." |
... aren't you...
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 06:03 PM (EST)
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8. "Ummmmmm..." |
noAren't you one of those moderators peeps?
Not YOU , specifically
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 06:07 PM (EST)
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9. "Not me specifically" |
... but spoilers in general?speak into the microphone please...
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 06:24 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Not me specifically" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-19-05 AT 06:26 PM (EST)Maybe am I in trouble now?
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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 06:18 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
I have a list of 40 hundred mean questions to ask you so that I may prove you are Uncle Cameraman.Are you up to my challenge, or will you back down gracefully? wait a minute...did you say Romber wins? COOL!!! Okay, nevermind, I believe you 100 percent. Wheeze * lunch?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 07:23 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
I am not an Uncle! Though I have several and I am not sure I understand your point, though your dancing gerbil is quite hypnotic to me. Trust me Romber wins, all the clues are there, including a rather startling cloud formation I just observed from out my window.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 06:43 PM (EST)
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14. "Wait a minute!!!!" |
Ummm... Alex?~ has dimples too. ~ also has 2 ears. ~ has first hand knowledge and knows the ins and outs of Legoland! I cannot reveal my source on this, but... trust me, I know this! I will come back with pics to prove it. Buggy! I *heart* you! This is why you are the Queen! BTW: Love your new siggie.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 07:07 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Wait a minute!!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-19-05 AT 07:18 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 04-19-05 AT 07:13 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 04-19-05 AT 07:12 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 04-19-05 AT 07:10 PM (EST) Ummmmm NO! WRONG! ARnutz, I have all respect for you, but as a known ROMBER hater your views are obviously skewed. I have proof the Lynn has in fact only 1 ear, not 2 as you mistated in your post above mine, which I am in fact answering this said post from that location now, in this post, at this time. Alex doesn't have dimples at ALL, it is a trick of the light. Rob AND Amber both have dimples. Lynn is a demon from the underworld pretending to be a man, and he has 1,that is the say, ONE ear. As this photo clearly proves. Edit to add, that upon further intensive study of this photo, Alex only has 1 that is to say ONEear as well.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 07:38 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Wait a minute!!!!" |
*snort*Oh.my.heck. OK... you made me pull out my little secret here...
shhhh... don't tell anyone! See those devil horns? That proves conclusively that Lynn has connections! He will be in the finale and there will be massive ejection of horseshoes out of the lucky one's butt!
Remember Jon & Kris from last season? Yep... it happened to them too! That all happened last season because the editors knew at the time that it would happen again... it's called foreshadowing! Mark my words! You'll see!
Ooooh! Another beautiful new siggie! I love it... you look maaaahhh-velous!
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 08:23 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Wait a minute!!!!" |
Bring it awwwwwn, Shroomahter! I too will be back with clues and PROOF! I am busy gathering the evidence as we speak here, right now, as well.
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okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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04-20-05, 08:52 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Too funny, Buggy. I don't go to Spoilers, but since the secret is out, I must find out which thread this parody is based on.I do enjoy creative posting as long as it's not absurd. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 09:02 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
*PSSSST*Hey Chatt? You don't have to go there if you don't want to, this isn't based on anything in paticular, just a spoof on spoiling in general.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 09:05 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Yo, K, who you callin' absurd?Why you gotta be about the absurd-hatin'?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 09:26 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
I'm pretty sure I stepped all in the absurd, and still got a little left on my shoes
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 09:29 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Are you kidding? This was great detective work. Your original post here should be nominated for the 2005 Nobel Prize for Bashing. You are one fly O.G. Basherbabe.Not that I'm turned on by that or anything.
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nerovh 67 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-20-05, 09:49 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
I have it on good authority that the final leg is indeed in Legoland. I have also been tipped off that upon reaching the site of the final challenge first, Rob stole one Lego from each of the other teams' puzzles, thus leading to Romber's ultimate victory. I applaud him for this bold and unprecedented move.
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 12:54 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
heh, heh, hehhe said fly
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 01:58 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
O.G. Basherbabe.O.G.? Old Goat? Old Gal?
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-21-05, 07:49 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Original Gangsta, silly.Don't be puttin' hatin' in my mouth.
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04-20-05, 10:02 AM (EST)
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34. "Clues" |
Fine fine. But what does any of this have to do with the Hypnerotomachia?
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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 10:18 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
You? Give me gigglepants! This? Is why you are our Queen.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 05:05 PM (EST)
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43. "I'm BACK!" |
I have new information, shocking PROOF of an Amber and ROB win!First the photo evidence. One of the teams is going to die! Yes, a horrible accident involving one team will make them undead. They will then eat another team ( and not in the fun way ifyaknowwhatImean) I think Lynn and Alex are the ones eaten beacause they are no longer being show in the previews for next week. My proof was blantantly stolen, errrr BORROWED from the spoiler forum where the Front page of a newpaper from some place in India was discovered. LOOK! Look at MY Proof! Ooooooo scary! These other pictures offer more proof. This photo clearly shows that they go somewhere that is dark, as in night time. We need to research everywhere that has darkness at night to determine where this photo was taken. The location of the next leg of the race is far from where they are at. This photo of the airport proves they will be traveling BY PLANE!
Now I know the next photo is a bit blurry, so I have circled it for you. Uchenna and Rob are seen as having already boarded the plane, putting their teams MILES and HOURS ahead of the Zombies who are no where in site, and Kelly and Ron who may or maynot by this point in the race have been consumed by Team Zombie. It's all about the clues people! Romber Wins!
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 06:24 PM (EST)
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45. "You ROOL" |
Great job!
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04-20-05, 07:21 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: You ROOL" |
OMG..I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!! Go Romber !!!
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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-21-05, 10:37 AM (EST)
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48. "But..." |
...in picture number three it looks like Joyce is in the helicopter. Notice the hat. She's trying to cover her shaved head.So why do the teams get split up? Does this mean the teams get reshuffled? Is Joyce still finishing a detour while Rob and Uchenna are headed to the final leg?
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-05-05, 06:51 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: I'm BACK!" |
*high fives*To add to the spoilker I can report that Team Zombie was back here in Zombieland but the man-boob minivan came and shuttled them off WITH Jerome the Gnome to rejoin the race! One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations!
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Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-05-05, 01:55 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: I'm BACK!" |
Uchenna and Rob are seen as having already boarded the plane, putting their teams MILES and HOURS ahead of the Zombies who are no where in site, and Kelly and Ron who may or maynot by this point in the race have been consumed by Team Zombie.
While part of you analysis is now proven wrong (since the Zombies are out), it appears it was just the speculation portion of your spoiler that's off. And understandable at that, because most of the TARs have ended with 4 teams in the finale. I am totally on board with this spolier now. Thakns for your wisdom, Buggy. bump
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-05-05, 05:28 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: I'm BACK!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-05-05 AT 05:31 PM (EST)I've uncovered more brilliant clues to prove my theory. Now I am not so sure that Meredith and Gretchen are really out of the game. I think it's possible they will be brought back since Zombies never die. This is a clue pointing to their return. Look carefully, it's not easy at first to decipher the meaning, that is why I am here to help you all with this conplicated stuff. Of course it's possible that Team Zombie may be running the race as decoys, this picture seems to show that as a possibility. Either way, ROMBER still wins this thing by miles!
I was feeling very confident about the Legoland spoiler, and by doing more research than anyone else, I found some interesting pictures. We can see by this cap that there was some bunching at the airport, but due to there being only FOUR seats on the plane, Uchenna and Joyce fell behind.
Here we see that ROMBER and RKelly made the only available flight. EDIT! - You will notice that neither team is carrying a backpack, I am asuming this means they have to check their bags, which may of course slow them down some. I'll be busy doing more research and study on my spoilers. Remember ROMBER! I'd bet on it!
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-05-05, 06:24 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: I'm BACK!" |
It's also quite obvious from the ethnic mix on board the aircraft that a prize will, in fact, be given for finishing first on this leg of the race.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-05-05, 06:33 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: I'm BACK!" |
Of course! Romber will place first again ( because that is the ONLY time prizes are EVER given) I have a source that tells me they win an Amana Radar Range and a set of Ginsu knives.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 08:47 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: I'm BACK!" |
There is no cake. The Cake was proven to be a false spoiler months ago.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 04:38 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: I'm BACK!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-06-05 AT 04:38 PM (EST)She's lying! She's lying she's lying she's lying! SHE'S LYING! The cake spoiler is absolutely true. The last detour is icing or dicing, and Rob and Amber choose to do icing, but since it's raining in the park where they are doing their cake, the icing keeps flowing down and making the cake look gross, so they have to keep doing it over and over again. Meanwhile, the Zombies, brought back into the race after Ron kills Kelly in London, are able to swiftly dice a 50-pound bag of onions when Gretchen screeches at them and they all fall apart. And Mrs. Buggy (if that's her real name, which I doubt) knows all this. But she's hoping that if enough people bet Rob and Amber, and Uchenna and Joyce, the odds of the zombies winning will go way up and her bet on them will pay off big.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 04:55 PM (EST)
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75. "RE: I'm BACK!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-06-05 AT 04:55 PM (EST)Nope, WRONG! The ice or dice challenge was cancelled after someone left the cakes out in the rain. It became impossible to work with them, and no one had the recipe again. I do agree about Ron killing Kelly and feeding her to the Zombies. First Zombie to finish their half becomes Ron's partner, but we KNEW this a long time ago.
Geeeeze, Weeeeze, at least try to catch up.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 08:25 AM (EST)
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58. "Wrong!!!" |
You have provided the evidence yourself in this picture!Uchenna and Joyce have NOT fallen behind! Look! Uchenna is getting away in the helicopter before the other teams even board the plane!!! He gets the helicopter and goes to pick up Joyce in it and they are on their way while the other teams have to go to check their luggage!
LOL Buggy! Those 4 Lego figures in the plane are wearing clothes in the same color as Romber & RKelly wear!
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 08:45 AM (EST)
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60. "RE: Wrong!!!" |
That is a nice little theory you have there, Nutz ( may I call you Nutz?) I hope you aren't married to it, since it is OBVIOUS that this is a lame attempt by U & J to try to catch up to the other teams after missing the FIRST, and earlier, flight. ( the picture of Teams R&A and R&K getting the ONLY seats on the plane prove it!!!!)As you ( and all the other doubters of my brilliant theory ) can clearly see by this next picture that Rob and Amber win! The PROOF, is in this reading of their tea leaves.
Look closely, Rob and Amber can be seen clearly on the MAT, recieving their check as the other teams clap bitterly while crying shattered tears of grief and exhaustion. See how fresh and smiley team ROMBER are? How could anyone question THIS proof of their win?
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 09:43 AM (EST)
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62. "RE: Wrong!!!" |
Yes, you may call me Nutz, Queen Buggy!You know, I don't know what school of tea leaf reading you went to, but clearly those leaves indicate that their luck runs out and they don't win. Now that I'm looking at them more closely, I can see that those are not even R&A's leaves!! That picture of the mat is quite clearly after other teams had arrived first! Count the teams standing nearby, there are 9 other teams! That means some other team got their first 'nutz: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate... and Shroomhater! - shroom go boom!
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 12:00 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Wrong!!!" |
Right, that's partly how the clue read, but this one's a detour, too -- "hopper or chopper", -- that is take a city hopper flight, or fly a chopper to the next destination.Kelly insisted Ron fly the chopper to prove his manhood, but Ron decided the issue after telling Kelly that she has to get over her 'Fear of Flying'. Rawb, on the other hand, thought Ron would fly the chopper and try to shoot them down if he and Amber did the same thing, so he opted to take the city hopper flight. As an aside, Rawb tried to bribe the control tower operator and airline pilot to leave 1/2 hour ahead of schedule, but the plane hadn't been refueled yet. Source of information: The guy driving the luggage hauler, who by the way, picked up the wrong luggage, got fired, and blew the whistle. Fischer-Price Airlines serves Gerber.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 04:44 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Wrong!!!" |
Fischer-Price Airlines serves Gerber.What country is Gerber Airport in? I thought I saw them use a Nerf glider for the Roadblock, IIRC.
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 05:02 AM (EST)
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57. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
As long as you're picking winners babe, gimme the top 4 NASCAR for this weekend. A Kittyloaf®Original and bounce by Icey *I have an acre of swampland riding on this. Sorry to go off topic.*
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 01:07 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Just so you know, this is by far the funniest thread I have EVER read. Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 05:17 PM (EST)
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76. "I know where they finish!" |
It's quite obvious that the teams will finish in . . . BAHSTAN!This will generate more howls of disgust from the Romber-haters, to be sure. But take a look at this vidcap: The final challenge is at Mass General, where the final clue must be removed from Gretchen's spleen. Note here that Rob and Amber have enlisted the aid of chief surgeon Charles Emerson Winchester IV. Meanwhile, Ron and Kelly, in another room, have their gowns on upside down, while Uchenna injected himself with sodium penothal by accident. Lynn and Susan are the other two subjects, respectively.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-06-05, 05:35 PM (EST)
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77. "I've seen Uchenna, I have a pic!" |
Dood! You are mistaken! They did not go to the hospital, they went to the dentist! Look! I was there and I snapped this shot of Uchenna. 'nutz: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate... and Shroomhater! - shroom go boom!
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Jenna_F 310 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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05-06-05, 07:05 PM (EST)
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80. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
This thread fills me with laughter and joy, and I've only been reading spoiler threads since halfway into Survivor Vanuatu.
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-07-05, 07:13 AM (EST)
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82. "You're mocking me... again!" |
Aren't you?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-07-05, 09:01 AM (EST)
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84. "Nuh ahhh" |
No way! Duuuude, I am just trying to share my knowledge about spoilers and give you guys all these great clues that PROVE that TEAM ROMBER Wins another one millllllion dollars.I know the truth is hard, but the Clues are all there! I have sources! I even want to give you props for discovering that cool Zombie picture, part of my theory rests on it! So don't be all gellus about my excellant spoilerish abilities. I am here to SHARE my expertise with you all. No hard feelings, I can see by your Spacesuit that you are Canadian, and I got no problem with that, I like your people. Just don't go hatin to infinity on my PROOF!
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-08-05, 02:04 AM (EST)
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86. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-08-05 AT 02:05 AM (EST)With less than 72 hours to go, we still haven't got a solid spoiler! There is one more possibility. It's a trick used by all magicians and card sharks. With so much attention on Rob & Amber (Ace and Queen of Diamonds) in the left hand, and Uchenna & Joyce (King and Queen of Hearts) in the right hand, we seem to almost completely forgotten about Ron & Kelly (Jack and Deuce of Clubs) in the pack of cards. We've been completely distracted by looking where we shouldn't have been. Therefore, I predict that Ron and Kelly will win the race, leaving all of us feeling completely fooled! Phil's the Joker.
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Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-11-05, 03:58 PM (EST)
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87. "Nominations" |
I nominate this thresd for the Top Ten Best Thresds Ever on RTVW.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-05, 02:30 PM (EST)
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89. "Buggy!!!" |
Thank you for the funnest, most silliest, creatively cool thread this season! I can't remember when I've had such great fun with TAR before!I *heart* you! ... and I will third that nomination!
'nutz: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate... and Shroomhater! - shroom go boom!
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frankz 1214 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-13-05, 07:56 AM (EST)
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95. "Hey Blue Peeps" |
And you know who you are, I fourth and fifth that motion. I usually only read the spoilers but hit the wrong button yesterday and stumbled across this gem. This is the most hilarious thing I have read in a long time. Absolutely great! When you look at spoiling with the kind of intelligence, wit and sarcasm everyone here has demonstrated (and you know who you are) it's almost embarrassing to be a part of that community. This is dead-on, parody at its best. I only wish I had found this a week ago so I could have participated. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I really think we should start a thread in spoilers to let other “pure” spoilers know about this and this is where you peeps come in. What do you think? I mean if you can’t laugh at yourself . . . Buggy, thanks for starting this and kudos to everyone else who added their humor. Best.damn.thread.ever
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-05, 03:25 PM (EST)
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90. "DIMPLES! - I was almost right!" |
Drat! I was sooooo close.Joyce has DIMPLES! I should have seen it from the start.
thanks ya'll it was fun
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RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-12-05, 03:27 PM (EST)
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91. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Buggy, I absolutely love this thread. I took your advice from the other day and read the Spoiler Re-cap after the show aired. That was fun but this is a lot more fun. I didn't even discover it until now. I've been feeling kind of torn since the show ended, not so much for the results but because there's been so much rehashing of the same stuff, over and over. I have to say I was really rooting for Rob and Amber but I was crying when Uchenna and Joyce won. Sure, I wish that their win had been controversy-free but I really think that Romber already have a great life ahead of them. Now, Uchenna and Joyce, with their marriage more stable, have a real chance,too. But getting back to this thread, I really spent time looking at it just now because it was such a breath of fresh air. Nutz, I knew I shouldn't have thrown away all the Fisher-Price toys that were always underfoot just because my kids got too big. Who knew that someday they'd be models in their own special! Thanks again to all of you for such a fun "spoiler"!
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RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-12-05, 04:13 PM (EST)
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92. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
After I posted my thread, I realized we missed a major clue. If Phil had a perm, he and Joyce would now have the same hairdo. So what somebody should have done is draw hair on Joyce's bald head and we could have known the winners weeks ago!
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Ruthless 281 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-13-05, 09:02 PM (EST)
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96. "RE: Clues to the Winners!" |
Devious Weasel said:"Meanwhile, the Zombies, brought back into the race after Ron kills Kelly in London, are able to swiftly dice a 50-pound bag of onions when Gretchen screeches at them and they all fall apart." And just how did DW know that dicing onions was one of the tasks in the last leg? Hmmmm. Obviously inside information. DW tried to put us off the scent by saying it was a detour option, and by implying the Zombies are still in the race, instead of being a route task, but we know don't we....
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