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"Benefits of being a POW"
dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 02:23 AM (EST)
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"Benefits of being a POW" |
1. You get out of commitments. 2. You get to hang with beauty queens.Okay, that's all I can think of, your turn, add to the list if you can. "If all machines were to be annihilated at one moment, so that not a knife nor lever nor rag of clothing nor anything whatsoever were left to man but his bare body alone that he was born with, and if all knowledge of mechanical laws were taken from him so that he could make no more machines, and all machine-made food destroyed so that the race of man should be left as it were naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 02:27 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
Everything reminds you of something in Iraq. "Honey, this movie theater is as dark as my cell."
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 07:16 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-05 AT 07:17 AM (EST)You can drive a Hummer and a Land Rover and all sorts of muscle vehicles, though you aren't used to driving one with a shrew in the backseat.
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newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 08:56 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
You get to meet new people and see places you'll never see again. Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005
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okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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04-20-05, 09:01 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
You get an all expenses paid supervised diet and lose all kinds of weight.No one is there to make awkward comments about any bruises or bone breakage. You get to sit quietly and contemplate your navel when you're not being beaten. (That woman is...........wait for it............WORSE THAN KENDRA!!!!!!) Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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04-20-05, 09:08 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
You get to go on a reality show and find a way to reference things in the show to your experiences at least 20 times a day.Thank you for giving me honor in hat form.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 09:23 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
You get to meet fat hot, nasty classy, mean nice transsexuals women like Kelly all the time.
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Urban_Kitten 170 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-20-05, 10:14 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
Jeez - this all sounds so swanky! Why don't more helicopter pilots deliberately get themselves shot down & taken prisoner for this?!!!! ************************************ Neutiquam erro (I am not lost).
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-22-05, 09:18 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
To paraphrase Sgt. Esterhaus:Hey, be careful over there. I mean, I can certainly understand the attractiveness of a deal that lands you a noncommittal relationship with a vapid beauty queen, but you should have some concerns about what she let's the record show. ARRRRRRR!!!! Seriously, stay safe, Tu.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 10:17 AM (EST)
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...would someone explain to me how getting the chance to associate with Kelly qualifies as a benefit?
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 12:46 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Sorry..." |
Awww, come on. They deserve each other.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-21-05, 02:30 AM (EST)
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Well, she is good with camels. Of course, it may just be an affinity with humps. That's all I can think of. SMILES ARE FREE yes, that was code.
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RatPat 48 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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04-20-05, 02:54 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
When she finally pushes him too far, he's got a rock-solid defense.IF they can even find the body.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-05, 03:13 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
Even my 14-yo punk son looked at me like "Holey carp!! Did she really say that????" New from Sigs by Syren!!
Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-
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tn_peachie 77 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-21-05, 03:24 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
You can dump the beauty queen and date me instead.
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TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-21-05, 03:47 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
You will get to bore your grandchildren about the story about getting shot down, get instant fame by having your face plastered on Al-Jazeera, and no matter what, you can handle anything. Even a beauty queen from South Carolina. (NOTE: I am from South Carolina. She does NOT represent the beauty which our state has produced.)
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bostonrobfan 490 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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04-22-05, 01:52 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
You get to tour the world and race other teams. Oh, did you mean being a POW in Iraq?
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globespinner 61 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-22-05, 03:02 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
1. When you wake up screaming and pummeling the person in bed next to you, you can blame it on your POW experience. 2. Who doesn't love middle-eastern food? 3. You can say, "I could sure use a good Hummer" without getting a sexual harassment suit slapped on you. 4. You can hook up with a beauty queen who thinks that "all that fighting over Iraq" is a bunch of fuss over the markdowns at Walmart (get it, "fighting over a rack"). Okay, that one was weak...
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-22-05, 03:32 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" |
No clever benefits to list (Spidey stole the show), but me heart Dabs.
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