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"Last Comic Standing Really Reviewed"
Wattsaholics 5 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-03, 01:02 AM (EST)
 
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"Last Comic Standing Really Reviewed" |
I have to admit it.......just when reality TV was totally boring the crap out of me.....literally...........here comes Last Comic Standing........I'm truly a big fan ......but.....well.....I'm dissappointed with the 10 selected........even though I thought the gay guy should have told other jokes.....Eddie was as funny as most selected........Voss is a established comedian........he shouldn't be there........this has encouraged me to make my comicit debut..........I would consider myself a top 3 out of the 10 selected.......sure....that's easy to say when one's not competing.......trust me folks.......& I do me trust me.......just remember my name.......everyone that I come in contact with encourages me to do this......mostly doctors.......they tell me if I talk about it the pain will go away........well.....I'm rambling.......anyhoo.......I graduated high school with Rob Cantrell......& we were good friends in school........we both attended Parry McCluer High School ( Buena Vista, VA)......we had a class of only 79 students......so I'm pulling for Rob the whole way.........hopefully he'll improve his material..........
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Wattsaholics 5 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-03, 01:48 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Mad Clown " |
sounds like we have a sad clown..... .....sorry...... I was not trying to make you laugh.....you want to laugh?????.........when does a mexican become a spaniard?????.....when he dates your daughter...... A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower...the man realizes that he can't find the rake.... he yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"....she can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"....The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion....the wife is not sure and says, "What?' and the man repeats his gestures. "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE"......the wife replies that she understands and signals back....she first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch....well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one......exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the friggin' hell was that?" She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!".........hope your happy now......I'm very raw right now.....I've only performed in front of my friends........so it is easier said than done......but I'm in the process of getting a gig @ the comedy club......
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-03, 02:10 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Mad Clown " |
to quote a recent beer commercial,"you're not funny"
I sure do hope that's not your "A" material. You do realize that you don't actually tell jokes during stand up comedy, right? But, here, have another zinger for your impressive repetoire.
The Jones family is staying in a hotel. Knock on the door, its the hotel manager. "Mr.Jones, we're having a problem with your 5 year old son. You see, he's peeing in the pool" Mr. Jones replies, "So what, everyone pees in the pool" To which the hotel manager says back, "yeah, but not from the high dive"
There ya go, add that to your big gig at the comedy club (read: open mic night).
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Wattsaholics 5 desperate attention whore postings
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06-20-03, 04:29 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Mad Clown " |
>to quote a recent beer commercial,
>
>
>"you're not funny"
>
>
>I sure do hope that's not
>your "A" material. You
>do realize that you don't
>actually tell jokes during stand
>up comedy, right? But,
>here, have another zinger for
>your impressive repetoire.
>
>
>The Jones family is staying in
>a hotel. Knock on
>the door, its the hotel
>manager. "Mr.Jones, we're having
>a problem with your 5
>year old son. You
>see, he's peeing in the
>pool" Mr. Jones replies,
>"So what, everyone pees in
>the pool" To which
>the hotel manager says back,
>"yeah, but not from the
>high dive"
>
>
>There ya go, add that to
>your big gig at the
>comedy club (read: open mic
>night).
>
> ........Your calling me out......with that......come on......who told you that joke your grandpa......I'm not trying to be funny.....but come on.........your not funny.......I have plenty of money to do stand up.....however.......I have a career.......I also have a college degree........so I've been places......sounds like you need some type of therapy......your holding alot of anger back........get it off your chest.......by the way.....they'll probably help you with that dumbass clown fetish you have........so please don't waste my time anymore......I'm sick of reading your 2nd grade responses........remember a mind is a terrible thing to waste.......go back to school.....get your GED.......then respond.......by the way if you truly want to laugh I will personally invite you to my show.......I don't tell jokes.......I talk about my life experiences......which are truly funny.......remember it's not the story......it's how you tell it.......so good luck with your strange fetish.......myself......well......my fetish how something to do with catholic school girls.......no wise-ass......not being one........get a job......then hook a brother up......if you have yahoo messenger......look up the name wattaholics.......check out my profile.......you'll like.......
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Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-03, 10:07 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Mad Clown " |
but I'm in the process of getting a gig @ the comedy club...... One gig does not a career make. I was related by marriage to someone trying to break into the business. He got some jobs opening for other comics and started out with some decent material, but he wasn't able to build on it and make it something worthwhile in the longer run. His wife was the primary breadwinner - as an office assistant. From watching him for a few years, let me tell you what you're in for, even if you do have talent:
- Years of trying to get someone to notice you, give you a chance, and maybe even give you a little bit of money to perform. Mostly, you'll have doors slammed in your face, or earn pocket money doing voice-overs and from side jobs. Depends on how good your agent is, if you even can get one. This guy did have one, and the agent really was making an effort to get his name out there.
- Hundreds of miles on the road traveling to the tinier towns, since they won't see you in the bigger places until you've proven yourself elsewhere. You'll drive for hours and hours and stay in nasty hotels, because there's no way you're earning enough money to take a plane or stay in a nice hotel.
The money and the travel suck at the beginning (and, for many folks, the middle and the end as well), which is why you need more than a couple of jokes strung together to make it. It's one thing to be able to make your friends laugh at a joke or two, it's another altogether to survive and thrive in that lifestyle.
And if your habit of stringing everything together extends from your written delivery to your spoken, then you've got a lot to learn about delivering a routine in a way that will hook your audience.  Bebo, Mistress of the Painfully Obvious and your American Idol PTTE co-champ
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Wattsaholics 5 desperate attention whore postings
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06-20-03, 04:44 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Mad Clown " |
>but I'm in the process of
>getting a gig @ the
>comedy club......
>
>One gig does not a career
>make. I was related
>by marriage to someone trying
>to break into the business.
> He got some jobs
>opening for other comics and
>started out with some decent
>material, but he wasn't able
>to build on it and
>make it something worthwhile in
>the longer run. His
>wife was the primary breadwinner
>- as an office assistant.
>
>
>From watching him for a few
>years, let me tell you
>what you're in for, even
>if you do have talent:
>
>- Years of trying to get
>someone to notice you, give
>you a chance, and maybe
>even give you a little
>bit of money to perform.
> Mostly, you'll have doors
>slammed in your face, or
>earn pocket money doing voice-overs
>and from side jobs.
>Depends on how good your
>agent is, if you even
>can get one. This
>guy did have one, and
>the agent really was making
>an effort to get his
>name out there.
>- Hundreds of miles on the
>road traveling to the tinier
>towns, since they won't see
>you in the bigger places
>until you've proven yourself elsewhere.
> You'll drive for hours
>and hours and stay in
>nasty hotels, because there's no
>way you're earning enough money
>to take a plane or
>stay in a nice hotel.
>
>
>
>The money and the travel suck
>at the beginning (and, for
>many folks, the middle and
>the end as well), which
>is why you need more
>than a couple of jokes
>strung together to make it.
> It's one thing to
>be able to make your
>friends laugh at a joke
>or two, it's another altogether
>to survive and thrive in
>that lifestyle.
>
>And if your habit of stringing
>everything together extends from your
>written delivery to your spoken,
>then you've got a lot
>to learn about delivering a
>routine in a way that
>will hook your audience.
>
> Bebo, Mistress
>of the Painfully Obvious and
>your American Idol PTTE co-champ
>
Thanks for your honesty.......I'm 30/M/VA.....not trying to hook up......just want to make people laugh......I've never performed in front more than 30 people.......& I agree it's hard to make it in this business.......I'm not trying to......just would like to do this on the weekends.......& if things work out .....great.......but I do have a sense of reality.......& luckily I have good people skills.......so let me axe you did your relative make it?.......just curious......
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Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings
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06-20-03, 04:53 PM (EST)
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9. "Not really" |
He's still in the business, and occasionally he's the #2 guy (still not headlining, though).As for doing this on the weekends...that's not realistic. Since the weekends are when they have the biggest crowds, comedy clubs usually only put established comics on stage those nights. At the main club here in town, the guys who headline during the week get to open on the weekends. Most places give the inexperienced comics the least desirable times (ex. opening on Tuesdays) until they've proven that they are worth a bigger audience - the owners have less to lose that way. P.S. I'm not a moderator on this forum, but I am on some others, and personal attacks on other posters are not condoned. You could get banned for your jerk comment in your latest post, so I'd advise you to edit the post and remove it before anyone complains. If you need info on editing your posts, please go to the Help forum. And you'll probably want to check out the Guidelines while you're there.
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