The sickening slowness that is being called The Real World Austin continues to scoot along as slow as watching water boil. Danny and Mel continue to bicker, Satan’s Secretary complains, Wes gets drunk, Nehemiah is lazy and the others are nonexistent. Now that I have covered that…let’s move on.The episode opens with Wes and Wren Wes’ Girlfriend hanging out in a bar. SURPRISE! Wren Wes’ Girlfriend is acting very nonchalantly as if she is just there to have a good time. Wes tells us that he would get serious but Wren Wes’ Girlfriend doesn’t want that. Wes then speculates why Wren Wes’ Girlfriend doesn’t want to take their relationship to a sexual one. Could be because Wes is just gross but we are not sure.
Back at the house, Wes and Nehemiah have a meeting of the mindless. Nehemiah tells Wes he better “wife up” with Wren Wes’ Girlfriend. Wes says he is there to have multiple relationships. Where are all these women Wes is referring? The only women I see him with are his roomies. Is Wes delusional? I would bet the house on “YES!”
The lazies wake up the next day and are greeted with a message that they have to view a film at 8pm at the Austin Film Society. Wes thinks this is the dumbest and most unbelievable request ever! How dare anyone interrupt getting drunk on a Friday night! Nehemiah tells everyone he doesn’t care if anyone else goes but he will be there. Good thinking there Einstein…since this is a perfect place to meet peeps in the biz that you call your field. Unfreakinbelievable!
Everyone goes to watch the documentary except Danny and Wes. I guess these two have too much partying to do as we see Wes out with Wren Wes’ Girlfriend. Trying to be very romantic Wes tells her, “Let’s go home and f*ck our heads off!” This is just mind numbing…oh wait my brain has been frozen for over two months now with this painful show rolling along. Back to the statement…Wes isn’t going to have to worry about hooking up with anyone after this season because he has shown that he is nothing but a pig.
The roomies meet the director of the documentary they watched. Ondi (the director) tells them she will help them out and will come over to the house the next day to give them some tips. Something tells me even with professional help these idiots will mess it up. They could mess up an iron anvil with a toothpick.
Ondi comes over and tells Nehemiah it might be easier to lay the music out first and drop the video in to match the music. Nehemiah doesn’t even look at her while she talks…he just looks straight ahead and barely acknowledges that she spoke. Way to go numbnuts! Nehemiah had someone that is a director and has her own documentary but yet he is too stewpid to ask questions or even listen to her. Nehemiah has no respect for others.
The next scene is the meeting of the mindless as they ramble on about Wren Wes’ Girlfriend and I am skipping it.
Everyone goes out drinking and Jo grabs Wes and takes him to the dance floor. Wes goes all out to make sure Wren Wes’ Girlfriend sees them as they make out on the dance floor. Of course, this was all a big plan by Wes in order for him to land some action with Wren Wes’ Girlfriend. In a confessional, Wes tells us it worked. Thank goodness we don’t have to watch any of the action, as the camera doesn’t even follow them back to her place.
Nehemiah is having one of those days where he “just can’t do it”. David comes over and tells Nehemiah that he has to get to work on the editing and he (David) will be back tomorrow and expects to see much more work done on the documentary. Basically telling him that his actions are unacceptable.
Not knowing what to do next, Nehemiah goes out drinking with everyone. The roomies come home around midnight but Nehemiah still doesn’t have anything else to do so he stays out to do his own thing. I guess there is just too much partying to do.
At 3am the phone rings and it’s the Travis County Jail!
OH.THE.DRAMA!
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