"And you can tell everybody, that this is your song..."No, that's not the parody. Back when I first agreed to summarize E4 in B.S. (that's Before Stupidity, as in ABC's stupidity to pull the show so quickly), I promised but never posted a song. I am now recycling the tune I was planning to use that song, and now present the following:
To the tune of "Da Doo Ron Ron"
I met a cute guy hanging 'round named Andy Coop
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
Thought the guy might give me Mole-ron scoop
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
Thought I'd get the scoop
All I got was poop
Thank you, Andy Coop
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
I met another Mole-ron and his name was Bill
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
All clues pointed toward the Admiral
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
Yeah, his name was Bill
Clues toward Admiral
But he wouldn't spill
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
Heather freaked in the last game, her voice was shrill
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
In Three Questions she got pissed at Bill
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
Yeah, her voice was shrill
She got pissed at Bill
Man, she is a pill
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
Dot's the other Mole-ron and she wears cat ears
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
In the bug cage had to face her fears
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
Yeah, she wears cat ears
And she faced her fears
Could she be the Mole this year?
(Do you Mole-ron, ron, do you Mole-ron)
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