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08-29-02, 06:47 AM (EST)
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"More Gnomes!!!"
Okay, I'm not sure if I should post this over here, but I guess I will since the boards are a little slow (naturally).

Did anyone watch Big Brother 3 last night? Even if you didn't, I'm sure you'd get a kick out of it!

Last night, the back yard was filled with little white porcelain gnomes. The players were supposed to pick one and then paint the gnomes in anyway they wanted. And no, they're not supposed to GREASE it.

The next day, they go outside and they see this large contraption with strings. The gnomes are hanging from strings, and the object of the game is to answer questions about the other houseguests. If you're right, you get to cut off a gnome, and it crashes into the ground. And no, you don't get an EXEMPTION for doing it.

Why are reality shows obsessed with gnome breaking???

SAVE THE GNOMES!
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 RE: More Gnomes!!! rTuRnAnCeKr 08-29-02 1
 RE: More Gnomes!!! Draco Malfoy 08-29-02 2
 RE: More Gnomes!!! Bucky Katt 08-29-02 3
 RE: More Gnomes!!! GTmike 08-29-02 4
 RE: More Gnomes!!! Red Lady 08-30-02 5

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rTuRnAnCeKr 32 desperate attention whore postings
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08-29-02, 07:35 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: More Gnomes!!!"
atleast BOO survived ;)

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08-29-02, 08:05 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: More Gnomes!!!"
Cause gnomes are evil and scary. Nuff said.


Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!

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08-29-02, 01:52 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: More Gnomes!!!"
I was waiting for one of them to say in the Diary Room "I knew there was an exemption in there so I should have broken it".

Aloof...bizarre...sarcastic...volatile...he is a CAT after all!

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08-29-02, 02:06 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: More Gnomes!!!"
Jims, this was exactly what I was thinking!!! I immediately thought of the Mole when I saw all the gnomes! I was waiting for one of them to blink. I don't know which was worse though, Andersons many gnome jokes or the 5min. spent on the love affair with Boo.

----GTmike

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08-30-02, 00:29 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: More Gnomes!!!"
It was my understanding that the gnome phase began with "The Full Monty"

Regards,

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