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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"This one goes out to LizzLover, Sleeeve, and BaquaR13..."
Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-13-01, 06:07 PM (EST)
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"This one goes out to LizzLover, Sleeeve, and BaquaR13..." |
Consider this a little off-season gift for the three of you...<gets out a piano and sits down> Elisabeth (To the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man") It's 8 o'clock on a Thursday,
Survivor 2's starting right now.
The woman with the old man sitting next to her,
Is the one who this song is about. They say "Lis is the sweetheart of Kucha,"
A-mer'ca will be sad if she goes.
All the guys think she's sweet, absolutely complete,
From the top of her head to her toes. La, la la, dee dee dah
La la, dee dee dah, de-dah Sing me a song 'bout Elisabeth,
As we wait for the show tonight.
Well, even if the mood is way boring,
Her being there'll make it alright. Now Rodg in the Outback is a friend of her's,
Her "Outback Daddy," technic'ly.
He's quick with a joke, against him she'll not vote,
And the merger both of them would see. She said much later "Hunger's killing me,"
As the smiles ran away from her face.
"This morning I wanted to climb that hill,
But I couldn't even stand up in place." La, la la, dee dee dah
La la, dee dee dah, de-dah In real life, she's a footwear designer,
Her mom works for the government.
And her boyfriend was shafted, he couldn't get drafted,
but to the Bills training camp he still went. But back to Survivor 2 politics,
as Rodg for her place gave his own.
She sat with him at the 11th council,
and soon she found herself alone. <interlude> So sing me a song 'bout Elisabeth,
things ain't looking good tonight.
Cuz she's all by herself with 3 Ogakors,
I hope it all turns out alright. Now the sad tale of the 12th Thursday,
As America's hearts all turned blue.
Tina knew Filarski, would be kickin' her arse-ski,
if she made the final two. "Elis'beth, Elis'beth, Elis'beth,"
said Jeff as he tallied the vote.
Keith, Colby, Tina, then knew their misdemeanor,
And sadly watched her get up and go. La, la la, dee dee dah
La la, dee dee dah, de-dah And that is my song 'bout Elisabeth,
Whose stay lasted 39 days.
And as I always say "It's not a tragedy,
For one to end up in fourth place." <fade out> ================ Survivorerist
N.L.F.C.
G.A.W.D.
N.T.B.U.G.F. "Now he wants to catch a pig! Wait, did you see a pig? I didn't see a pig. Trust me, if I see a pig I'm gonna wanna eat it."
- Elisabeth Filarski (On Michael's pig hunting)
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sleeeve 3456 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-13-01, 06:44 PM (EST)
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1. "Thanks Surv." |
<sniff> It brought a tear to my eyes.Poor, poor Elisabeth... I'll comfort you, baby... 
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LIZZLOVER 235 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-13-01, 06:45 PM (EST)
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2. "THANKS!" |
LOL!!That was really cool, Svist! I appreciate your effort to lift my spirits, since I've been in Lizz Just Is withdrawals lately. At least you'll get to see Amber (apparently a "lot" more of her than we saw on S2) in the July issue of Stuff magazine. So, you've got that to look forward to. Thanks again, Buddy! Lizz Still Is
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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05-13-01, 07:10 PM (EST)
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3. "Absolutely awesome!" |
Man, Surv, you are one amazing fellow. Sometimes on the song parodies, I have a hard time really hearing the actual tune that it goes with, but yours is RIGHT on the money!! This one has it all - humor, pathos, truth, it's even chronologically correct!Honestly, I just can't get over it! Your talent astounds me.
And for a "youngster", you do a hell of job with a song that came out long before you were even born...
dangerkitty
"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella
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BaquaR13 1336 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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05-14-01, 00:16 AM (EST)
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4. "Wow... what a tribute" |
>Tina knew Filarski, would be kickin'
>her arse-ski,
>if she made the final two.
Oh... that was my favorite part, and aint that the truth????!!!!That was so touching, just give me a moment to cope. Ok, i am over. Thank you Survivoreist for that wonderful tribute, and for including me in the subject. Now.. be honest, how long did all that take you? Hahahaha, just kidding.
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boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 09:26 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: This one goes out to LizzLover, Sleeeve, and BaquaR13..." |
Great job Survivorerist! A fine piece of work. This tune has been stuck in my head since yesterday. Freakin' songwriters.boomerang- wondering what a "real estate novelist" is.
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Survivorchick 1161 desperate attention whore postings
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05-14-01, 10:25 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: This one goes out to LizzLover, Sleeeve, and BaquaR13..." |
Survivorerist, I think I'm in love with you.
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LIZZLOVER 235 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-01, 00:15 AM (EST)
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8. "Whoa!" |
I think "Love" might be too strong of a word for our Buddy! If I know Svist, like I think I do, then "lust" might go a little further! BTW.....**If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen." ** LJI
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Survivorchick 1161 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-15-01, 01:45 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Whoa!" |
Hmm...perhaps both words are inappropriate in this situation. It suffices to say that I appreciate Svist's songwriting skills and am intrigued by him. Does that work?
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Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings
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05-18-01, 09:00 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: This one goes out to LizzLover, Sleeeve, and BaquaR13..." |
Tina knew Filarski, would be kickin'
>her arse-ski, LoL, Erist I see you found that "rhyme" you were looking for
^-^ Kimmi! Get back here! 
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