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"RIP Survivorblows"
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LWPsta 27 desperate attention whore postings
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07-20-09, 00:05 AM (EST)
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"RIP Survivorblows"

There comes a time in every website's life when the plug must be pulled. Times have changed, the cosmic forces are aligned, and all humanity watches with trepidation as the curtain is being prepared to drop. Such things require swift and precise execution. The troops are in position, the cameras are focused, and the ears are tuned to perfection.

Events such as this historic, planned to the ten-thousanths of a decimal point, never to happen again. The story is simple, the lesson is eternal. Three twists and a crank.

For centuries, nay, eons, a cry was wailed, the show must go on! Passed down through the ages, a lone survivor was ushered about, hidden, silent, and powerful. This survivor had a name that must not be uttered, but once. Now is not that time, for time is not now. Swiftly...

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 RE: RIP Survivorblows Estee 07-20-09 1
   RE: RIP Survivorblows LWPsta 07-21-09 2
       RE: RIP Survivorblows LWPsta 07-21-09 3
 RE: RIP Survivorblows kingfish 07-29-09 4

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Estee 44384 desperate attention whore postings
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07-20-09, 06:13 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: RIP Survivorblows"
It was a dark and stormy night.

Suddenly, a shot rang out!

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LWPsta 27 desperate attention whore postings
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07-21-09, 04:55 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: RIP Survivorblows"
Can I be a mod? There's a twitter gang following me around because I was given a "camp paign" of sympathy many many years ago cuz I have MD and the WWF felt sorry for me. Well, a couple of "lesbians" were on their bunks kissing and I noticed and got a little excited and whistled. So then all week my campmates got jealous cuz I saw them and didn't point them out so everyone else could see.

It doesn't stop there, oh no! Word got round to my brothers and friends and they immediately decided that it would be a crime against humanity if one of those lesbians were to get in bed with me. So they began following me around school and camp making sure I didn't get close to any lesbians. This is still going on today.

Basically, where in history did someone get off course?, cuz there is a bunch of religious folks mad that light skinned lesbians tend to not like being bitchslapped, but snakes in Ireland? don't ever shake hands with royalty. All around the world little kids are afraid to buy computers because I bought a dell with microsoft windows, use the computer all day at home and wonder why I never come outside cuz computers are kids toys, especially the side that webby sees.

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07-21-09, 05:01 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: RIP Survivorblows"
Who cares about Israel? Nothing important happened in Munich.
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07-29-09, 09:28 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: RIP Survivorblows"
I woke up in a sweat, fresh from a repeating dream loop. One of those insidious dream scenes that you can't escape, even though you know even in the dream that you are in a dream. That it isn't real, yet the cycle continues, and the frustration is real.

And when I awoke it took several minutes to shake the frustrated panic of the dream, and I had to utter over and over, "No I am not posting as LWPsta, I am not posting as LWPsta...."

And as I was recovering, I noticed that the purse dog my friend had foisted on me while she was away was eating my slipper. The realization of this and what it meant hit me like an errant bowling ball, and I ran out the door of my apartment, screaming, screaming...then unconsciousness....


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