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"SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
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SaphireLady 2491 desperate attention whore postings
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08-08-03, 12:52 PM (EST)
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"SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
LAST EDITED ON 08-08-03 AT 02:26 PM (EST)

Mrs. Smith, come on in
How are you doing? How have you been?
Time for you bi-annual check up I see.
Have a seat in the chair, and look at the trees.

Open wide, it won't hurt.
It has to be better then eatting dirt.
Are you in pain? The cavity is where?
Just a minute and the dentist will be there.

Good news, no cavities in x-rays shown,
But two cracked teeth, boy am I thrown.
Need two crowns to make the fix.
Takes lots of cash to help the mix.

The teeth are mended with lots of care.
The dentist is tired, the work was lots of wear.
Another six months before we do this when?
The dentist and I are now happily drinking gin.


edited cause I can't type without typos

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit PlumBlossom 08-08-03 1
   RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit SaphireLady 08-08-03 2
 RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit L82LIFE 08-08-03 3
   RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit SaphireLady 08-08-03 5
 RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit Sunny_Bunny 08-08-03 4
   RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit SaphireLady 08-08-03 6
 RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit Drive My Car 08-09-03 7
   RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit SaphireLady 08-09-03 8
 RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit Schnookie Palookie 08-11-03 9
   RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit SaphireLady 08-12-03 10

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PlumBlossom 679 desperate attention whore postings
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08-08-03, 01:37 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
SaphireLady, I loved this. It is so true! I have been to the dentist just recently and it reminded me so much of that visit.

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08-08-03, 02:27 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
Thank you, If was something fun to do while waiting for the dentist.

"Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you." Lewis Carroll; Through the Looking Glass
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08-08-03, 03:48 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
Very cute poem, Saphire. This pretty much sums up why I've been putting off the dental visit I need.


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08-08-03, 07:05 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
Thank you. Have alittle fun next time ya see the dentist and write about it. Could always take something to drink.

"Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you." Lewis Carroll; Through the Looking Glass
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4. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
Oh, I love this one!

Novacain and gin? May I please have the number of your dentist?

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08-08-03, 07:06 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
Yea, well gin can have its good side. Thank you.

"Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you." Lewis Carroll; Through the Looking Glass
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7. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
Fun Poem!
My only problem with it is that you have reminded me I have put off the Dentist for far too long.

( I think maybe Gin would help)

Thanks for sharing it!



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08-09-03, 04:55 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
LOL, I think gin should be a requirement, or alchol beverage of choice, for all dentist visits.

"Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you." Lewis Carroll; Through the Looking Glass
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08-11-03, 01:21 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
Very good SaphireLady!

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10. "RE: SSC3 (RP) Dentist Visit"
Thank You.

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