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"An ode to Derek and Drew."
Goober 209 desperate attention whore postings
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10-23-02, 03:24 AM (EST)
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"An ode to Derek and Drew." |
LAST EDITED ON 10-23-02 AT 03:33 AM (EST)
Beautiful form, exquisite manners, impeccable breeding... but enough about the gorgeous Russian Bolzoi. Aside from these superlative qualities, the one distinction that really sets these high maintenance cover dogs apart from our twin Adonises is intelligence, or the lack thereof. Fortunately our intrepid twins posses oddles more of it (intelligence that is),which is also why the Bolzoi as a pedigree has been bred exclusively for show whereas D&D have actually made it as leaders of the pack.
While it plainly would be bad business to have Bolzois fronting search and rescue parties or a drug sniffing squads, for CBS, this is good. Let's face it, without Team Zoolander as race leaders, this season's TAR would simply unravel before the producers' faces. The few teams with any actual entertainment potential have made early exits and that leaves us with only the Baldy Bros and Team 911 to contend with... and then, we have Derek and Drew.
Team Zoolander, Team Kelso (pretty boys without a clue), Chip 'n Dale (a variant of Chippendales, alt. chipmunks without a clue) and finally Models Inc. ( if you haven't a clue, dat's alright. Spelling and Star Entertainment hopes you don't). With this many nom(s) de guerre (sic? my bad), how can we not heart them. Granted they aren't as charming as Team Cha, or as funny as the Festers, but they're righteously dreamy. And deliciously dumb. In my book, that's more than enough. Plus they are SO mild-mannered. yep they're definitely swooning material.
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MsShel330 695 desperate attention whore postings
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10-23-02, 12:55 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: An ode to Derek and Drew." |
Ummm, I think you mean Russian Borzoi.
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Goober 209 desperate attention whore postings
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10-23-02, 10:28 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: An ode to Derek and Drew." |
LOL. At least I got the Russian bit right.
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