Survivor 19: Samoa State of the Spoiling – Episode 9 Welcome to the SOTS where we try to one-up EPMB and accurately predict the results of Survivor before it airs... sometimes we are right, and sometimes we are not. But, we will eternally try! If you are new to these boards, please take a look at our Community Guidelines. You will find them helpful in navigating your way around SurvivorBlows. First I must apologize for the incredible tardiness of this SOTS, and apologize to michel who originally volunteered, for getting him to switch and then not getting it done! Lame excuse: I thought if I waited until Wednesday night, SeeBS would reliease the magic clip showing the most interesting part of the show, who wins the IC, and 99% of the plot. They did not. So I hope it's better late than never. If you missed last week’s show, you can read Miss Myth's summary up until the point where the storm knocked out her reception. Michel takes it from the IC. I sympathize with Miss Myth because I woke up to a thunderstorm today and had to unplug my computer, thus making a late SOTS later. Get your snarky Blows by Blows by reviewing the play-by-play in the East Coast Spoiler thread. Last week we saw why the editors never showed us the Galu tribe when Foa Foa was losing. We were supposed to think they were one happy Pilates limber, unified tribe. True they were not “Everybody Loves Shambo” but still they were challenge monsters due to their UNITY OF PURPOSE. That purpose was to slay every man and woman of Foa Foa whom Evil Russell had not already sentenced to death. In "All Hell Breaks Loose," we saw a Galu that could be cast in a high school horror flick … in fact the great canteen squabble had me wondering if I’d flipped the channel to a remake of Carrie. The Galu have been cracking at the seams as seething resentment ate away at them, day after day for three weeks or so, while unable to act on their longings to get rid of this or that weak whining annoying overbearing clueless fellow team mate -- due to their cursed winning streak. In Ep 8, Galu had no less than three of their own targeted before the IC. First popular kids against Carrie, but that switched to boys vs. girls. Then Laura won immunity and boys went for Monica. Natalie snitched to Laura, and girls ordered Dave and John to vote for Erik on pain of castration. Erik blindsided bigtime. Check Erik out on the Ponderosa clip. Erik has seven stages of grieving to do and he’s still stuck on ANGER with a tad of DENIAL left over when he gets in the van to go to TC. (Part 2) Erik thinks his purple seashell necklace will shame the traitorous Galu when they see this puny lavender thing around his neck as he walks by them. Erik is exploring new ground in the grieving process and going for DELUSIONAL. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Episode 9: "Tastes Like Chicken" Brownroach has once again kindly brought us the title and press release clues. The Media Misdirection this week (thank you Survivor Phoneix!) reads: CBS PRESS RELEASE A PLAN IS SET IN MOTION THAT LEADS TO ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE TRIBAL COUNCILS IN SURVIVOR HISTORY, ON "SURVIVOR: SAMOA" • Motivated by extreme hunger, an unexpected castaway kills a rat in an effort to provide for her tribe. TV GUIDE After Erik's shocking blindside, the newly merged Aiga tribe targets Russell to be the next person voted out of the game. But Russell isn't going down without a fight.
Clearly the big questions are "Who Kills the Rat?" and "Will Russell Survive"? You decide which one motivates you to watch this thing. Newflash: A little bird tells me that tonight’s episode title is spoken by Erik in a new twist where the Ponderosa losers get to make a snappy remark as they enter TC. “Let Them Eat RAT while I swill Samoan beer. Mm, tastes like chicken,” says Erik. Looking at the clue, we see CBS wants us to think that some sensitive, picky-eating girl breaks down and whops a rat with a big piece of bamboo, then brings it to the tribe to share? Sure, just like my cat does when she drags one of those Samoan sized Hawai’i rats through the cat door and corners it under my bed at 4 am … and then leaves the severed head where I’m most likely to step on it when I get up to … uh ... get a drink of water. I’m not drinking the “rat is chicken” Koolaid. While my first thought was the title refers to what Galu says when it gets so hungry it accidentally eats itself, I now think they eat RussHell. THAT is what will make this "one of the most memorable Tribal Councils in Survivor History." These people can’t outwit the dude, and they're starving, so they just do the kill two birds move, go Lord of the Flies on him, and the devil is in the cook pot. The big question I have is whether Jeff Probst will bite … literally. If you watched Erik whine you’ll have noticed he shouts out a coded message, “tell James they had to go eat the fruit.” See, he already heard on the coconut telegraph that the Aiga tribe ate Russell. As for those spoilers who seem to be channeling Russell this season, that’s because mediums really can speak to the departed ones. We even have a vidcap of Russell communicating from the Other Side: OK, so much for my spec, now to get to the REAL spoiling efforts of the Blows community, and fine efforts they are, let's look at the other resources we have this week: Squid ProQuo has posted the VIDCAPS. First, we have the SUBTLE Misdirection: CBS screams at us that Russell is in BIG TROUBLE. Russell is stumped. Russell feels out of control for the first time. Does anyone think Russell is going as second juror and off to get some R&R before appearing on All Stars? OK then, moving on. We also see that a mixed gender foursome of old Galu appears to be on board with this Russell boot, as we see them having a power talk as he walks down the beach. As you can see, this group radiates the energy of "We're All on the Same Page." OK, not so much. With tools as sharp as John and Laura, how can Galu possibly lose? Then we see Russell SNEAKING around like Gollum, no doubt on the prowl for His Precious II, aka another HII to save his butt. Will he find it? Erik's is gone. Was another idol crafted for mortal men to use after Russell played his One Idol? We do not know ... we speculate ... maybe, maybe not. Then … there is that other tribe, the Foa Foa. Supposedly a plan will be put into motion that will result in this memorable TC. Are they the Masterminds? SquidProQuo points out that the night confessional of Laura may start off the episode, and the bootee often gets featured at the outset. Excellent point, but before we talk bootee, let's look at the challenges. REWARD: TRIP TO PAPASEEA SLIDING ROCKS We don’t know if there is one challenge or a combined IC/RC, the grappling challenge. There should be two, because it would be weird to have the IC winner get reward as well, but stranger things have happened, and they have a schedule to compress. Kelly is not featured in the grappling challenge at all. Mick, Brett, Laura, and Russell are shown performing. As TDT points out and is noted in the Vidcap topic and at MESS, Kelly is by a waterfall. She has a red ginger flower in her hair. As Karchita noted in the Vidcap topic, red ginger does grow wild, so the flower may or may not indicate she interacted with Samoans. Although she kind of looks like she OD'd on Kava. Here's a look at the Papaseea Sliding Rocks, done local style! Wish I were there! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPmPtKWB7pM I tried to embed the video, but failed ... sigh. Kelly has at least one companion she is talking to. We don’t really know if there are any camp shots while the reward is in progress, but this MIGHT be one, the way the factions are mixed. I see Brett, Russell, Natalie, Jaison, and either Monica or Laura behind. I'm guessing Monica from the buff and hair. Someone is sitting by Natalie, see an arm, looks female. No Kelly, but also no Mick, Shambo, Dave, or John, so that's not so much help. We see John/Monica/Dave/Laura conspiring without Kelly, but that could be any time. The winner of the challenge may get to choose one, more likely two, companions, and if it's a Galu girl, one expects her to choose clique members, because that's how they did it in Tocantins, and Galu is unaccountably trying to play the same season. The three people who reach the last heat could all go, in one of those rewards where they force people to mingle who normally wouldn't. Or the RC is separate and we have no caps for it. Immunity Challenge: “Grapple for Colored Bags and Do Something Other than a final heat featuring a Table Maze” TDT lays out the similarities between this challenge and Tocantins. He also identified all the lane colors and players on the MESS challenge topic, and SquidProQuo did some good analysis in the Vidcap topic. However, it all seems inconclusive. We do have the sports promo with Jeff VO calling: eff Probst <at challenge> : Laura! Russell! It's a race! IIRC, when they did this challenge in heats, there were three spots at the end for the playoff, and it is usually the last spot where Jeff focuses on the race. So this doesn't need to mean that one of these two wins the challenge. I don't expect they do. We do see caps that show Russell, Mick, and Brett mostly alone in the frame, so who knows, they could be the finalists. The RC could be something completely different. The key question on the IC is whether Russell saves himself the simple way. At first I thought, no way he makes it through this without immunity, but that's the predicament "they" want you to believe in. This episode is supposed to be special, so surely there is some good strategizing involved. I don't think Russell is safe, or Laura. Perhaps Brett or Mick win this one. The Bootee First, let’s remember the Cardinal Rule of Survivor: No matter how much misdirection SeeBS pulls out during the week, a player who was on the radar last week is 9 times out of 10 still on the radar. This is not Big Brother where the hamsters have nothing to do but foist last-minute lies on each other, and change targets 97 times during the week. This is Survivor and they only have a certain amount of energy to scramble because they are running on fumes, and I’m talking about rat fumes, plus there’s no HOH room to plot in. This means Laura is still in danger, as is Russell. Monica was in danger too, but John’s real target was Laura, except she won immunity. Monica was his target when they needed to save Laura because she was good in challenges. Now, not so much an asset to be good at challenges, unless she wins immunity. Shambo was a target because she got snippy with Laura. Shambo was out of the loop and voted against Jaison, but Shambo is not featured in the promos this week as she would be if there was a snowball’s chance the curl girl was getting the old snuff. Neither is Monica. Jaison seems to have gotten a second wind in the game. I only see three principle targets, Russell (alt Jaison), Laura (alt Monica), John. Alt meaning the target wins immunity. The heads of the Foa Foa, Galu women's alliance, and remnants of the Galu men's alliance. The promos don’t want us to remember that Laura was nearly toast last time, or that moves like zapping one member of an alliance, such as Erik, are often followed by picking off the next biggest threat, i.e. John. They want us to think that having gotten rid of its cockiest player, Galu is back on track with the game plan. CT girl reminds us that people who try to engineer moves can get backlash, speculating that John could go. I agree, it’s very feasible that John could go, following Erik. However, Russell seems to see potential in John, as does Jaison, whereas Russell has Laura number one on his “women who’ve sassed me” hit list. What Russell wants, Russell gets, seems to be a theme of the season. THE GREAT BLOG CONSPIRACY
SquidProQuo posted the link to Jiffy’s Ep 8 blog, and quickly noted here that Jiffy may have slipped on the Zyrtec again. "Talk about a blindside. Wow. One of the biggest and most memorable in a long, long time. Erik could not have been cockier. He was absolutely certain the outcome was set. He never-saw-it-coming. Neither did Laura, nor most anybody else on the former Galu. One could argue, among other interpretations, that nothing about this says THIS EPISODE Laura will get blindsided, but as Corvis noted in the same topic, this little remark went away right after someone commented on it. Then Emydi posted GOTCHA to Jeff and her posts were erased. Sounds like JFK all over again to me, and TDT seems to agree, even though he had Laura pegged as “late jury” last week, and still does, he picks her for the Boot. Summary: Q: How can Russell save himself? 1) He could win immunity. Well, that sure is easy. I guess the surprise would be if Jaison survived that one. 2) He could find a rehidden idol, if the producers put the one he played back in motion. Erik left with his. Russell sure seems to be searching, but it might be for the Galu idol, as he doesn’t know Erik had it. However, missyae says that no one is “idoled” out of the game. OTOH, not sure if missyae was told what happens this episode, as it’s supposed to be a surprise. 3) Russell could somehow persuade John and Shambo that Foa Foa will help them get rid of the REAL threat, Laura. 4) Russell could convince Laura to play along in the Blindside Cocky Galu Guy II scenario. Personally, I don't think Laura is going to like the math, and I don't think Dave would be happy at all. John is the one who wants to play on the edge. 5) Russell, or another Foa Foa who will not get as much credit as Russell, unless it’s Natalie, and then she’ll get double credit – could pull off a plan where the Galu lose their majority by voting for different targets. I think one of the most memorable TC’s was when Cirie got a 3-3 vote to become 3-2-1. Seems to me Rob C pulled that off as well. My feeling is that we have a likely outcome, but have not figured out the mechanism that could fulfill even 10% of the SeeBS hype. I figure 10% substance is about right. I think we need to keep brainstorming. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you see something in the editing that you think is a clue, why don’t you join us in the discussion The Players, The Game, The Editing? michel has consistently posted a full and subtle analysis of each episode, among other notables. (But remember, this discussion is all based on editing. No source spoilers are allowed!) The latest exit interviews are found here and Jiffy’s EW blog posts are found here. In a Zap2It Interview, Erik tried to think who is playing a good game and after flailing around trying to pick a Galu he says it’s 100% Natalie. Before you get too excited, he is rooting for no one, so apparently that's no lock for his vote. SquidProQuo has brought over the transcripts to the episode Insider videos The Next Episode title is out: The Day of Reckoning , posted by our most helpful and prolific SquidProQuo. Some think the title is something to with Laura, with its religious connotations, which would imply she’s still around. However, we have a preacher’s son and “good Christian” Russell, so I’m not so sure. Personally I think it means Galu wakes up and does the math – and wonders how an 8-4 lead could turn into 6-4 with at least a couple Galu who might be willing to change the game from tribe eats other tribe – namely John and Shambeau. missyae has been continuing to post spoilers here, but has said this episode is huge and the source or SeeBS or both want it unspoiled. Don’t go if you don’t want to know!! However, there is one missyae spoiler so HUGE I have to shout it out in spoiler font: Natalie asked the producers when would they get “hotel breaks” during the filming. Lastly, don’t forget to vote for the Survivor you think will get the boot this week! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To Summarize: Reward: KELLY, plus two Immunity Challenge: RUSSELL or SOMEONE ELSE Mick? Brett? Bootee: LAURA Or, going with my personal spec on the Tastes Like Chicken title: Player Most Likely to Conceptualize the great let’s eat Russell Conspiracy without getting the job done - John Player Most Likely to Mastermind Russell Slaughter & Say Grace - Keyser Sose Lookalike posing as preacher’s son Dave Player Who Lies in Hammock waiting to be Served - Miss "Cabo San Lucas Princess" Survivor Player Whose Religious Convictions don’t allow her to Eat Russell - Laura Player Who takes a Bite and says “This is the Man Fest” – Jaison Player Who won’t Speak but manages to bogart Thirds - the guy who said Point a lot a couple weeks ago. Player Who salvages a few Russell Bones to use as Samoan Hair Accessories – the blonde in a bikini with bigger hair than Natalie. Player Most Likely to make a chicken coop out of Russell’s Bones, pee in a circle around them, and wait for eggs to materialize - Shambeau Player Who Lies Awake wondering if Russell was an Organ Donor - Mick Player Who Gives 42 confessionals saying for once he doesn’t know what these people are up to but one thing he knows they sure are DUMB - Russell, just before Danger Dave clubs him from behind. Player Who gives the “hey, Russell, guess I’m not such a dumb ass blonde after all color me Sole Survivor” confessional - Natalie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thanks to Survivor Phoenix and Survivor Fever for the use of their photos.
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