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"Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread"
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"Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Tonight's episode contains scenes that may be too intense for some viewers. Due to violence and adult content, viewer discretion is advised. Said scenes include: Survivors attempting to dance. (It doesn't get much uglier or more violent than that.)
Ravu trying to win an Immunity challenge. (Unless it's this.)
Lisi vs. basic math. 'I cast one vote -- they cast four votes -- so I win, right?'
Yau-Man announcing his plans to go on American Idol. 'If Sanjaya can be a threat because he's completely non-threatening, then I can win! The singing part is totally optional!' (Definition of 'adult content': anything kids are too smart to watch.) If you must view tonight's events, then keep all discussion of them on this thread until the West Coast gets their own chance to avert eyes. Don't use sigpics, because it'll only compound the horror. And when Rocky escapes from Final Confessional and makes a break for Ravu Beach with the machete in his hands? That's TiVo time.
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04-05-07, 07:26 PM (EST)
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1. "Signs of the end, Part XIII." |
The episode hasn't started yet and I'm already bored.
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04-05-07, 07:39 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Signs of the end, Part XIII." |
I could make some oxidation jokes. It worked for Bob.
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04-05-07, 07:47 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Signs of the end, Part XIII." |
I think the series has already oxidized.
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04-05-07, 07:54 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Signs of the end, Part XIII." |
Completely!
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04-05-07, 07:55 PM (EST)
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5. "Double-negation is now on the board." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-07 AT 07:56 PM (EST)A team of Alex, Mookie, and Edgardo uses what little Lisi remembered (and revealed) of her clues to find the idol, with Mookie apparently taking custody. Lisi may be the greatest self-screwer the game has ever seen. (There was another way to put that, but as said, I'm already bored.) The glory of this scene is that it's done in full daylight and total silence, with Dreamz and Lisi asleep a few feet away. Way to pay attention.
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04-05-07, 07:56 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Double-negation is now on the board." |
Some one such a low sense of self-preservation should not be on a show called Survivor.Where is Natural Selection when you need it.
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04-05-07, 07:55 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Oh, they did the recaps.Lisi alone with the strong alliance of the 4 guys left on that tribe. Why is the drum of doom booming loudly?
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04-05-07, 07:56 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Loved it.Five minutes in and, if you blinked, you missed it. While Lisi and Dre snooze the other 3 figure out the partial clues Lisi could remember and dig up the other HII. They have time to cover their hole & take off to discuss strategy while she & Dre sleep on.
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04-05-07, 08:00 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Lisi quote of the night:You are going to have to get up really really early to fool an old cat like me. Did y'all here me snort?
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04-05-07, 08:02 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Nope. We were too busy LOL to be able to *hear* you. 
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04-05-07, 08:01 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Lisi wakes up to find Mookie brushing the dirt around. She asks if he was doing a little idol digging. She thinks Alex told him it was where they were sleeping and he was poking around but, "You're gonna have to wake up pretty early in the morning to outfox this old cat." Bwahahahaha.
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04-05-07, 08:03 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Lisi wisdom #2.Challenges aren't important, why take them seriously?
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04-05-07, 08:05 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
WHAT A TOTAL DUMBA$$oops sorry didnt mean to yell it's all Lisi's fault.dumba$$
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04-05-07, 08:05 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Dre still thinks he's tight in the Lord of the Fly's alliance, while Lisi is useless. (Well, give him points for being right about that.) He says if they lose nother challenge Lisi will be going home. Meanwhile, Lisi thinks she'll go back to sleep.
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04-05-07, 08:05 PM (EST)
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15. "Let's count this off." |
Lisi thinks you have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat her. The idol three got up pretty early in the morning and beat her to the idol.No one wants to tell Lisi about the idol because she's stupid and unstable. Lisi is still looking for the idol and Mookie is helping her. Lisi doesn't take challenges seriously because things like eating aren't important. That's the full noose. Now we just need a place to hang it from. (Oh, and Earl thinks the others put him out there in the lead and he's going to take it. How many million-dollar quotes is the man going to have?)
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04-05-07, 08:06 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
LOL! A dance contest between an "virile" all male tribe (yeah I know they got Lisi) and ... the other tribe.
Winners anyone?
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04-05-07, 08:06 PM (EST)
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17. "Someone cue Bruno." |
Up next: Dancing With The DAWS.That may be the summary title right there.
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04-05-07, 08:09 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Someone cue Bruno." |
Meke in Fijian means Chicken Dance? Or is that just what Moto reminded me of?
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04-05-07, 08:12 PM (EST)
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19. "LOL" |
White girls can't dance!Well Lisi, anyway.
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04-05-07, 08:13 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-07 AT 08:15 PM (EST)The Logic of sending Lisi for no one else getting the clues seems like such a reasonable thing. Too bad Lisi couldn't play her way out of a paper bag in this game.
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04-05-07, 08:16 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
That just may be reason they said they sent her. They probably want her to quit boat.
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04-05-07, 08:17 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
"I don't know WTF these clues mean. Would you guys figure it out and get back to me after my nap?"
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04-05-07, 08:19 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
This is starting to remind me of Roger's boot episode in the Amazon. The entire thing is being dedicated to making Lisi look as foolish as possible.'course, they've got a lot to work with.
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04-05-07, 08:16 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Stacey has had two confessionals in this episode, increasing her total for the series by a percentage of roughly infinity. So much for that UTR edit.Meanwhile, Lisi goes to ExI, thinks about quitting, nearly has a nervous breakdown again, and complains that Ravu can't win simple challenges which of course aren't important enough for her to actually make an effort in. Is it possible for VFTW to give her Sanjaya's votes?
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04-05-07, 08:18 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Great, now I have to scrub the image of Lisi in a Faux-Pony-Hawk out of my brain.This glass of wine should help.
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04-05-07, 08:46 PM (EST)
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43. "Speaking of scrubbing --" |
-- Ravu has not found the soap. 'The war paint did nothing for the last challenge. Let's keep it!'
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04-06-07, 11:14 AM (EST)
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53. "RE: Speaking of scrubbing --" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-06-07 AT 11:17 AM (EST)also...did Boo just stick his face in the black paint jar?
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04-06-07, 10:58 AM (EST)
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52. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
I was so happy to see it rain and storm when Lisi was at Exile. It just put a smile on my face.
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04-05-07, 08:22 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
OK, this may be too editing-ish for an update thread...but there is a big focus tonight on Dre/Cassandra, in spite of being on opposite tribes with very little talk from them in particular. Foreshadowing?
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04-05-07, 08:32 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Naaaaahhhhhhh......*hits FC again with the Sledgehammer*
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04-05-07, 08:33 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
It's the Pickaxe Of Foreshadowing. Respect the classics. 
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04-05-07, 08:26 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Yau man shoots....HE SCORES!!!!
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04-05-07, 08:28 PM (EST)
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28. "YAU!" |
The MAN!!!Sh!t this is funny!
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04-05-07, 08:28 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Yau man shoots again...HE SCORES!!!! I love me some shriveled little house elf.
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04-05-07, 08:31 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
>I love me some shriveled little
>house elf. Funniest line of the night!
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04-05-07, 08:34 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
*blushes* *curtsies*
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04-05-07, 08:29 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Yau-Man the Challenge Hog?Who knew...
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04-05-07, 08:30 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Behold the power of the left-handed man from Palau!
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04-05-07, 08:32 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-07 AT 08:32 PM (EST)And I always thought Lisi would be the one to emasculate the men of NuRavu. Who coulda guessed it'd be Yau Man.
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04-05-07, 09:27 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-07 AT 09:29 PM (EST)Jeff: What are you doing?
Yau: Looking for the straightest arrow.
Jeff: *snickers & rolls eyes*
Yau: *bullseye* Edit: sig violation.
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04-05-07, 08:31 PM (EST)
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33. "Hello, Captain Obvious!" |
Edgardo is worried about Dreamz going back to Cassandra. And why? Because Dreamz pretty muchsaid he would go back to Cassandra! But Edgardo's just seeing it as a possibility...Note that Dreamz invokes the jury curse here. And Jeff gives us another one for the editing thread with Earl not having to go. Oh, and Ravu is still getting their rears kicked by Yau, only now it's almost single-footed. He thought his way through that challenge, getting extra speed into the spear toss and centering his arrow aim through the kneel. Such players are dangerous...
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04-05-07, 08:36 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Hello, Captain Obvious!" |
Earl didn't even have to compete at all in that challenge. For all we know, he would've hit the target dead center all three times........
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04-05-07, 08:38 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Wow, Lisi's a pain in the #####, and we got another Lisi Math Moment. How nice.
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04-05-07, 08:39 PM (EST)
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40. "Lisi and the mood swings of doom." |
Lisi vote-quits, volunteering to go.Lisi not-vote-quits, trying to get Dreamz out instead of her because of the Cassandra factor. Lisi gets pigs' blood dumped on her and destroys the prom.
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04-05-07, 08:48 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Lisi and the mood swings of doom." |
Lisi gets a serious dope-slap from Dreamz!
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04-05-07, 08:52 PM (EST)
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49. "No surprise." |
She's a serious dope. What did you expect?In fact, given her behavior, she may have even smoked some serious dope. Five minutes before the vote.
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04-05-07, 08:40 PM (EST)
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41. "Statistics." |
Jeff: 'Ravu, you've lost four out of five challenges since your reshuffle. That's a hell of an improvement!'
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04-05-07, 08:41 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Dreamz is dominating this TC. Here's his coming out party. Dreamz is here.
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04-05-07, 08:48 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Final Words. Poor widdle Lisi, bitter much.How DARE those boys not win everything for you and carry you to the end.
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04-05-07, 08:49 PM (EST)
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46. "Lisi's final confessional, in paraphrase." |
'I won because I lost. You're all losers because you're still playing. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!'
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04-05-07, 08:57 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Lisi's final confessional, in paraphrase." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-07 AT 08:58 PM (EST)SURVIVOR?!!
I thought I was signing up for American Idol! VFTW!!!
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04-05-07, 08:49 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Survivor #14 Episode #8 East Coast Update/Spoiler Thread" |
Maybe most of the luxury items at CampMoto are going to be a bonfire at Exile Island in front of the DAWs?
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04-05-07, 08:50 PM (EST)
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48. "Live-post episode chat --" |
-- in the Bar (live chat room, left sidebar, AyaK's) as per usual. Get there quickly, or Lisi will drink all the beer.
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