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"Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list"
AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-30-05, 11:00 AM (EST)
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"Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
Please post your name below if you want to be considered...Prerequisite: you MUST have written a prior "official" summary of some reality show for Reality TV World before you may be considered to summarize an episode of Survivor (or TAR). This thread will remain open until after Labor Day. Soylent Green: recycling America, one person at a time.
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LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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08-30-05, 01:13 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-30-05 AT 01:13 PM (EST)Consider me! Also note I've asked to be in the running for a TAR summary. If lots of people want to do it and by some luck of the draw I get both, could I decide at that time to do one or the other (and give more people a chance)? etf: syntax A kyngsladye/IceCat masterpiece.
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-30-05, 01:28 PM (EST)
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3. "Answer" |
If lots of people want to do it and by some luck of the draw I get both, could I decide at that time to do one or the other (and give more people a chance)?Yes.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-30-05, 04:39 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-31-05 AT 07:12 PM (EST)I wish to be considered. I also wish to wind up in a position on the draw list that isn't under the line, but let's not get crazy here. I also went on the draw lists for TAR and the Apprenti. ETA: In the 'if all else fails' department, I can do the Reunion transcript.
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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08-30-05, 06:09 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
I would love to do one.
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strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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08-30-05, 07:47 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
Pick Me! Pick Me! Three is the perfect number.
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-31-05, 07:51 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
In.Now that we have TiVo, this will be easier. "Speaking of Draco, he has serious issues, still, the little snot." - kathliam
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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08-31-05, 10:22 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
I know I could do an excellent job, but the listed pre-req of having done other summaries in the past presumably keeps me out of the running.However, I'm gonna post this anyways - not like it'll hurt me at all. If you've got spaces available or want to take a chance on someone new, I'd love to do one.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-01-05, 00:32 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
Oooh! Oooh! pick me!I've done two TAR episodes and one BB episode... I'm practically an old pro!
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Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-01-05, 00:56 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-03-05 AT 01:04 AM (EST)You know what, I'm not even going to put my name in. Nothing political, but I'm looking at my school scheduling, my out-of-school stuff, college applications, all the social crap, and I couldn't guarantee a quality or timely summary.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-01-05, 09:54 AM (EST)
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12. "Me, me." |
I want to see if I can get lucky a third time. Earlier in the season is better for me (the more pregnant I get, the less funny I am. To listen to, anyway). I am not going to sign up for any of the other shows, though.
Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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09-02-05, 12:00 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Me, me." |
I adore your summaries. If you don't get lucky (and I assume you meant with the summary assignments, seeing as how you are already expecting) then I am so giving you mine if I get one.You make me laugh so freakin' hard.
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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09-01-05, 11:02 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
Someone was saying that there may be a need for summary-writers who are funny. If none of the above are deemed funny enough, I will do one.
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idiotcowboy 1135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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09-02-05, 09:49 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-02-05 AT 09:54 AM (EST)I'll do one. I'm also signing up for TAR and DAprentice (not MAprentice... I have to draw the line somewhere ) I'm unavailable the week of Oct. 22-29, Nov. 4-9, and Thanksgiving. -ICB
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Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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09-02-05, 11:32 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
I'm opting back in and asking if I could be considered to do another Survivor summary, after the flop of my Memento-inspired effort of a couple of season's back. I've also done an Apprentice, a bunch of Real Worlds (purgatory!) and a few others for forgotten shows like Next Action Star, or whatever it was called.
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GuessItRains 700 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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09-02-05, 03:40 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
I've written two prior Survivor summaries, plus multiple BB summaries and a few other shows. I'd love to do another!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-12-05, 09:25 AM (EST)
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18. "'Starts Thursday' *bump*" |
Now or never, peeps.
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sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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09-12-05, 10:35 AM (EST)
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19. "if you need me" |
i'm here. i've done a few slummaries in the past for other shows. i'm willing to step up to the plate.
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-12-05, 02:53 PM (EST)
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20. "Week 1" |
I don't have time to do the draw today ... but I'm offering Week 1 to Estee if she wants it.I'll do the draw later this week. Sorry for the delays.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-12-05, 04:30 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Week 1" |
*faints*
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-12-05, 08:12 PM (EST)
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22. "Double Jeopardy" |
Either all the season's footage gets eaten by lions or all the rest of the summary pool pulls out because the act is too tough to follow.Reasonable odds, I guess.
Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-05, 04:13 PM (EST)
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24. "Wrong." |
I'm the easiest act to follow on the entire board. All you have to do is keep your summary under two thousand words, and people will fall at your feet in the rush to sing your praises close-up.Oh, and there are no lions in that region. It'll have to be jaguars.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-05, 04:14 PM (EST)
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25. "The betting pool is now closed." |
Draco, in the summary assignment thread, during the seventeenth hour block.
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-13-05, 07:30 PM (EST)
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26. "Sequence" |
I actually ran the sequence without pulling Estee out, so: 1) PepeLePew13 2) LibraRising 3) Jims02 4) Femme 5) strid333 6) Draco Malfoy 7) Incognito9 8) J Slice 9) Coconut 10) zipperhead 11) idiotcowboy 12) Skiver 13) GuessItRains 14) Estee 15) sorgeeAnd the sequence is.... 5, 8, 2, 14, 3, 4, 11, 6, 9, 10, 12, 15, 1, 13, 7 Now all I don't know is how many episodes there are!
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-14-05, 11:33 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Sequence" |
Wow! I did NOT get the pre-finale episode. Thank you, AyaK!Waiting with bated breath.
Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad
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sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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09-14-05, 02:17 PM (EST)
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31. "Thankfully" |
I didn't get one of the first episodes!!!!
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-15-05, 04:17 PM (EST)
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33. "More on sequence" |
The sequence doesn't correspond to the order in which you'll be doing episodes. LibraRising, I was actually planning on asking you to do episode 2. I'll do more planning later, when I find a few more minutes.
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-16-05, 10:30 AM (EST)
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35. "Well..." |
Since LibraRising is unable to do Episode 2, would you like it, strid333? Coconut, would you like Episode 3? LibraRising, would you like Episode 4? More to come...
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-16-05, 02:49 PM (EST)
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38. "Fine with me" |
Pepe, if you're lobbying for the finale, you can have it.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-19-05, 08:31 PM (EST)
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42. "Yes" |
Ep 3 it is! That works well with my schedule.And, in passing, it doesn't take place on a secret Wednesday or anything, does it?
Coc au Flange-- Official Dish of the Phoquetard Inquisitorial Squad
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-17-05, 08:01 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Survivor: Guatemala -- summary sign-up list" |
I'll take any episode
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-23-05, 04:59 PM (EST)
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43. "Summary assignments" |
Femme has asked to be withdrawn from the list. So here's a tentative schedule, assuming 13 episodes...E1: Estee E2: strid333 E3: Coconut E4: LibraRising E5: idiotcowboy E6: J Slice E7: Jims02 E8: Draco Malfoy E9: GuessItRains E10: Skiver E11: zipperhead E12: sorgee E13: PepeLePew13
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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09-23-05, 08:26 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Summary assignments" |
There will most likely be 14, like it's been ever since Pearl Islands.Since I am the only one of the 14 remaining on the list that wasn't given an episode, can I please take the 14th episode? I will not let you hardcore bashers down! Please??
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-27-05, 01:32 PM (EST)
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49. "Uh..." |
...did you ever check the Apprentice summary list? We're still waiting...
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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09-27-05, 02:06 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Uh..." |
Sorry I missed that in the Apprentice forum, but now that I just saw it, I am right on it!! I will make it good.I'll have it done before Thursday! I sent you a PM with some questions about that.
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sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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09-26-05, 12:00 PM (EST)
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46. "Aye aye" |
i'll find the date and mark my calendar!
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Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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09-28-05, 09:05 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: Summary assignments" |
Episode 10 it is!
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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10-20-05, 07:15 PM (EST)
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52. "Episode 6 Summary = me." |
Hey everyone.I've been informed from the administrator of a Summary opening for Episode 6 summary (tonight), and I was invited to take it. And I am gonna do it! I am out of town for a competition tomorrow thru late Saturday. Expect to see my summary up in here some time late Sunday evening! Just giving the heads up to everyone!
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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10-24-05, 00:56 AM (EST)
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53. "RE: Episode 6 Summary = me." |
Sorry, I wasn't able to get started on it til tonight.Expect to see the summary up late Monday morning!!
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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-28-05, 12:52 PM (EST)
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54. "One spot open..." |
AyaK has given me the OK to bump this thread up.We've got sorgee scheduled to write this week's Episode 12 summary. (sorgee, can you confirm that you're still around to do it?) I'm doing the finale on December 11th. In between we've got Episode 13 taking place on December 8th. Incognito was to do this, but got moved up when there was an opening for Episode 6. Any takers? Scratch and sniff "Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-28-05, 01:39 PM (EST)
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55. "Femme?" |
She's the next one who missed out on the initial draw, right?
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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11-29-05, 11:21 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: Femme?" |
I was the one originally not given a slot.But I got it on Episode 6 last-minute. I think JSlice was the person I was asked to substitute for. So I'm guessing she's the only one of the original 15 who hasn't done one. By the way, I am available to do Episode 13, it would be a tough scramble to get it done before Episode 14, seeing as 2 of those 3 available nights are important drinking nights for me. Also, is anyone gonna be covering the Reunion after the Finale?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-30-05, 07:48 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: Femme?" |
Also, is anyone gonna be covering the Reunion after the Finale?Good question. I don't know where Pepe's finale obligation -- and endurance -- runs out. We used to regularly split between finale and reunion, but we also used to have someone who always did the reunions. I guess it's Pepe's call. Personally, I'd be willing to tackle an hour of really rough paraphrase, but I don't want to double-dip.
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-01-05, 05:21 PM (EST)
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60. "Last call" |
I agree with Pepe -- Femme or JSlice should have first shot at E13 if they want it. BUT, if we haven't heard from them by Monday, then I'd be happy to give it to Incognito9.And the Pepe/Estee split for the finale/reunion is fine too.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-04-05, 05:36 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Last call" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-04-05 AT 05:36 PM (EST)'kay: I saw this disaster into the world and I guess I can see it out... Pepe, it's easiest for you if I pick up right after they reveal the winner, right? That gives us a clear break point, and trying to do any part of the summaries in overlap could produce headaches for weeks. ETA: *re-faint*
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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12-04-05, 09:48 PM (EST)
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64. "Balancing Act" |
I'll be fine.I'll have the hungover episode summary up by mid-day Saturday. I'm gonna need a break before studying for Final Exams anyways. Holla at me if I'm gonna be doing Episode 13. I've gotten the hang of the episode writing-styles by now, it gets easier every time.
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-05-05, 11:18 AM (EST)
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65. "OK" |
OFG, thanks for the offer. For now, though, since I offered this to Incognito9 first, I'm going to let him/her/it (sorry, I rarely know genders) do the E13 summary.Thanks to everyone who participated or offered to participate.
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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12-05-05, 12:08 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Balancing Act" |
I am a he.Thanks for the invite. I'll do it! My plan right now is to get thru Friday (semester's last day of regular classes), get ridiculously blitzed Friday night (as usual), and write up a crazy drunken Episode 13 summary in the wee hours of Saturday morning. Don't worry, I happen to be an excellent speller when trashed (I think a good 50% of my posts on these boards are drunken ones).
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sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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11-29-05, 10:50 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: One spot open..." |
i'm still here - alive and kicking and recovering from a Thanksgiving that would rival any Chevy Chase movie.
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