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"Rob and Amber to televise their wedding"
rjrabbit 3269 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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06-15-04, 09:36 PM (EST)
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"Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
The June 21st issue of the National Enquirer (I know, not the best source but they do get an amazing amount of these things right) is reporting that Rob and Amber have signed a deal with CBS for $1 million to televise their wedding. According to the article it will be a barefoot beach wedding but otherwise their deal is similar to what Trista and Ryan had with ABC. I don't know about you but I'd wear shoes just to get a pair of those diamond studded beauties that Trista got. It will be "an elegant, but island-themed ceremony on a romantic beach in Hawaii in the fall". "They'll use a top wedding coordinator, a world-class designer will do Amber's gown and no expense will be spared". Jeff Probst will officiate. I'll be watching, how about you?
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-16-04, 09:11 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
To see Jiffy, of course I'll watch.There just better be no freaking pink. Sigpic courtesy of The Slice & Dice Chop Shop
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-16-04, 12:10 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
I so predicted this before Survivor was over.
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Bursar 110 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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06-17-04, 11:25 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
Jeffy is licensed to perform legally-binding weddings?If MB was on top of this, he'd have some cross-promotion cooking. Perhaps Omarosa as the wedding planner? You can pay me now, or you can pay me later.
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Crash Thompson Jr 63 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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06-17-04, 01:10 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
In the reunion show, Jeff even mentioned that he can do that. I didn't think they'd actually let him!
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Capn2patch 2785 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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06-17-04, 02:09 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
If this actually is true, it has gone one level up from "insane" and directly into the "id" of insanity. I just hope we haven't crossed the point of no-return because if we have, the days of "rollerball" and "race 2000" are not far removed.If you plan on watching this, Rob & Amber are playing you like they played everyone else on that island. This is a cash grab and holds zero entertainment value. I'm disgusted!! Being a fan of Survivor has afforded me several insights into my own personal game of life. There is reality to it because I live it. There are paralels that are played out week to week by the players, be they "Robfathers" or "marks" that apply to me as a person. I can relate to some of their actions, I can learn from their mistakes, I can learn from their triumphs. What will I get from this? This isn't outwit, outlast, outplay. This is "fantasy island". This is "the love boat". This is 'let's play this up so we get max ad dollars'. It has nothing to do with Survivor. "But these are 2 former players and I have a vested interest" You say. The game is over folks. S9 begins filming soon, wait for that and return to the game! Capntwopatch
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Loquatrix 640 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-17-04, 05:39 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
I definitely will not be watching. I was squirming at the spectacle they made at the Reunion show for All-Stars, and that only lasted about 60 seconds. If I were to watch the wedding, the scientific community would find out whether or not it's actually possible to die from embarrassment.One good thing to come out of it may be a new wardrobe for Amber. For an attractive young woman, she has no idea how to dress herself (unless she's actively pursuing a "backwater 1980s refugee" idiom, in which case she's right on the money). In any event, I predict divorce within 2 years.
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RyrieRae 416 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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06-17-04, 06:07 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
So, Jiffy's officiating? Let's see who else will be involved in this Survivor Wedding...Rupert will obviously be designing the dress, as he showed his machismo sewing skills in P.I. Sonja (S1) and Mitchell (S2) will be singing a duet with their ukeleles Keith (S2) will make the wedding cake Lex will be the ring bearer Jerri will be the maid of honor Dirk (S1) will read scripture
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Loquatrix 640 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-17-04, 06:28 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
Sandra will provide the catering. It'll be a bucket of fish off the floor.Johnny Fairplay will be the requisite idiot drunk at the reception. Paschal will give the bride away, just like he gave away his Survivor series. Kathy will give the cloyingly sentimental speech about the value of emotional bonds. Cesternino will be the bridesmaid-groper. Christy will tell the groom, in sign language, that he wants to marry someone else (like in Four Weddings & A Funeral). Heidi will decorate the reception area with her own special brand of balloons.
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Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-17-04, 07:56 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
I'll watch. I find nothing offensive about daw tv weddings. Most appropriate I would say. Plus, can you blame them? They get a FREE fantabulous wedding and get PAID for it! Would do all kinds of things on tv for cash. Very little shame going on here.
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ulalame 778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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06-17-04, 08:36 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
Concur. I'll totally be watching. I love Rob and the twist of his relationship with Amber made this season interesting. If somebody wanted to pay me 1M plus a wedding in Hawaii with no expense spared, so long as I'd agree to televise it, I'd say yes in a second. Good luck to them!
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RyrieRae 416 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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06-17-04, 09:24 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
Vecepia will sit in the back row like she did in her Survivor SeasonWhen Jeff asks if anyone opposes this union, Sue will give her rat and snake speech. Then Rich will molest her. Jenna M will announce halfway through the ceremony that she must leave due to a death in the family.
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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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06-20-04, 11:20 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
Of course I'll be watching this!! The wedding of the Survivor Century!!! I'm all over it! Can't wait either for the Romber romance to be sealed. Scarlett
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-18-04, 12:04 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
I'll watch. And I can't blame them. Weddings are expensive. So if someone else offers to pay for it. Why not? Plus I'm sure their relatives and friends are dying to be on TV too.
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Capn2patch 2785 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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06-18-04, 01:00 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
This my friends is an example in pomposity, not reality!Two-patch
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bmwpow 25 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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06-18-04, 01:39 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
What the hey...if I've watched 8 Survivors why would I feel too insulted by their tackiness ? And as noted above...weddings cost a shitload of money. (btw, Jiffy is an ordained minister I believe)
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-18-04, 04:35 PM (EST)
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15. "Will They Televise The Divorce?" |
Just askin'
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Flowerpower 7262 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-20-04, 08:20 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
Of course I'll be watching! Why not?! I'll probably be toasting to them myself at the time, lol! And come on, if they offered me 1 million to film my wedding, in addition to picking up all of the expenses, and giving me more than what could ever be possible, I'd have to think about it.....NOT! Of course they'll let CBS televise it. And since they have already spent well over 2 months being televised 24/7, what's another day of it! They're used to all of the cameras. I think it's going to be a fun night!
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-22-04, 12:11 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
I'll probably watch it, though it won't be a matter of urgency. If I have something better to do on that date, I won't mind missing it.FP, check your PMs when you get a chance.
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-23-04, 08:38 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
Anyone think they'll tape their wedding night? Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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Rothschild 496 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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06-23-04, 09:00 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
Maybe Jenna could direct, now that her wedding night to the boy toy model is all over the internet ...
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deweydrop 229 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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06-29-04, 03:50 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
>I'll watch. And I can't blame them. Weddings are expensive. >So if someone else offers to pay for it. Why not? Plus I'm sure >their relatives and friends are dying to be on TV too. Didn't they just win $1.5 mil and 2 cars? yeah...sucks to have to plan on wedding on THAT kind of budget. Whatever - they're all about the money...I still doubt the marriage will last.
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mmm_link 426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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07-08-04, 10:38 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Rob and Amber to televise their wedding" |
I'll only watch if there is some "twist" to it.
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