LAST EDITED ON 11-21-03 AT 03:53 AM (EST)As of 1:57 a.m. Eastern on Friday, there were only 5 Insider clips available. WHAT IS GOING ON?
2 of the clips are just the reward challenge and immunity challenge. That leaves three actual clips we want to watch. Last week, we only had 8 clips (EVERY WEEK BEFORE INSIDER HAS HAD AT LEAST 9).
YAHOO AND CBS, ARE YOU GOING CHEAP ON US?
Usually, I say plunk down the $9.95 for the service, but not for just three new clips.
Could we be getting screwed because Rupert is on All-Stars? It doesn't make much sense why his day-after interview would be a problem, but you never know.
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TRIBAL COUNCIL VOTES
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Markopolo's note: In this episode we learned groundbreaking things:
1) Sandra hates Jon.
2) Burton is an asshole.
3) Rupert misses his family.
4) Not giving Rupert your reward challenge prize is as big a regret as sending your child to Michael Jackson's house for a sleepover.
5) We should have flipped over to Friends a lot earlier.
As for the votes, they are extremely hard to hear because of the high winds. I have the volume on my computer set to higher than Tijuana's voice, and I still can't hear them very well. Meanwhile, Rupert, Christa and Sandra really had their heads buried in the sand. Obviously, Sandra thought that even though she voted for Jon, it would be at least a 4-3 vote against Darrah.
Christa (votes Darrah): It's your time to go, you're not part of the drake tribe, and you're the next one.
Tijuana (votes Rupert): First of all, good blessings to you, Laura and (Ryenne?) and your boys. This message goes to you. First of all because you're a threat and obviously you have put the drake tribe members before all of us, including the Morgan tribe members and me. And we don't have a fair shot in any fashion. Yourself, Christa and Sandra, you've been a little too overconfident that you guys have it in the bag. But the drake tribe members came and crawled over. And inside you guys don't. Good blessings to you and I'll see you on the other side.
Burton (votes Rupert): Our island is not big enough for the two of us. And I don't have plans to go anywhere anytime soon.
Sandra (votes Jon): I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. And I know you have it out for me. But guess what, before I go home, you will be going home. (SANDRA, JUST ONE QUESTION, DO YOU LIKE JON?)
Rupert (votes Darrah): A Morgan has to go tonight. (Inaudible) works harder than you do.
Jon (votes Rupert): To be the man, you've got to beat the man. Wooo! (NOTE: ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET, THIS IS A FAMOUS QUOTE FROM, YOU GUESSED IT, ANOTHER WRESTLER....THIS TIME RIC FLAIR.)
Darrah (votes Rupert): Rupert I'm voting for you because there is no longer a drake alliance no more. And I know you're going to be totally shocked by. But thanks for the good fish and (feeding my tummy?).
Lill (votes Rupert): I love you dearly. You're the nicest guy around. But in order for me to stay in this game, I need to get rid of the biggest threats. And you sir, are my biggest threat. Thank you.
WHOA, LILLIAN IS A TRUE BACKSTABBING B**CH. WELCOME TO THE GAME, LILLIAN!
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LILL IS ASHAMED?
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Clip description: Lill won the Reward Challenge with Burton. Burton decided to give his adventure away to Jon, while Lill decided to enjoy the reward herself. Insider takes you back to the Balboa tribe, where Lill regrets
Markopolo's note: Remember batty granny Janny? Well Lill is MUCH MORE OFF HER ROCKER. In one of the biggest overreactions in Survivor history, Lill actually thinks she is a horrible person because she didn't give up the reward. She also thinks she is "dead meat." WAKE UP, LILL! You just improved yourself from Final 6 to Final 3 or better. Shut up before you replace Kim Johnson as most-disliked older woman on Survivor.
Lill (confessional): It was a selfish move, I should have sent Rupert. He deserves to go. He should go. And I'm just being selfish and I just buried myself right here by going.
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Burton and I won. My hands are all torn up. I just tasted that pizza and wanted pizza. Burton and Rupert sent me on the breakfast the other day. I shouldn't have gone but I did. I should have sent Rupert on this and I didn't (buries her hands in her face).
It’s going to have a big impact on my position in the game. (YEA, YOU JUST MADE FINAL 3). I always carry myself as a kind person, and I just got a little selfish here. I'm not going to enjoy this. It's going to cut at my heart the next two days. And people are going to just call me kind of a scumball, which I am.
LIST OF SURVIVOR SCUMBALLS FROM 1-112
(ACCORDING TO BCS COMPUTERS)
Uh oh, Lill. Looks like you're moving up on the scumbag list:
------------Last week's ranking in parentheses
1) Richard H. (1)
2) Susan H. (2)
3) Jerri M. (3)
4) Brian H. (4)
5) Rob M. (5)
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110) Rodger (110)
111) Lill (112)
112) Sonja (111)
BACK TO LILL
Lill (confessional): But I want to be No. 1 or No. 2 in this game. The way it's going, there's still 8 people and they could all turn on me. Which they may.
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Because I went on a breakfast that I didn't win fair and square, I'm not a fishing person. Rupert should go and I want Rupert to go. Rupert would catch fish. I can't catch fish. The whole thing is. I'll be gone, it'll be bashing Lill day among seven people. Jon's attitude is a little wishy washy as is. (Breathes heavily). I'm just...just because you're older doesn't mean you do everything right (YEAH, TELL THAT TO B.B. AND ROGER).
And I know they would come home with fish and we would eat tonight. I just want Rupert to go so badly (DON'T WORRY...HE DID GO, JUST NOT ON THAT FISHING TRIP). I don't want to make anybody mad. Anybody upset. I don’t want to bring anybody down. Whether it was the game or not, it was a selfish move. A very selfish move. Burton did the right thing by sending Job, and he should have whispered in my ear do to the same. And I'm just not that good at the game.
Instead, I got selfish and I wanted to go. I don't go on vacations all the time. I can't afford to do these kinds of things. If I get a chance to sail on a beautiful boat, that's what was in my mind. I've never done anything like that before.
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Lill (responding to a question in confessional): No, because it will just make it worse. T&D would just keep kicking at me. Sandra in her pissy way would be pissed.
Rupert and Christa would say, stop saying that you're sorry. I really, really want to stay. I'm dead meat. I'm dead meat.
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CHRISTA BELIEVES IN HER PLAN
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Clip description: Did Christa actually know about Jon and Burton's plan to take out Rupert at the next Tribal Council, or was she confident with her alliance in the game? Go Inside the Balboa Camp, where Christa reveals the answer.
Markopolo's note: Christa comes across as dumb, naive and stupid. Then again, when the show is over, I am SURE we'll find out that she has the highest IQ of all the Survivors a la Heidiboobs. YEAH RIGHT.
Christa (confessional): Everything is still going almost as planned around here. Rupert, Sandra and I have discussed a new order for the top six; if we are assuming that our six are still tight and our two Morgans are going to go. Which is Tijuana and good ol' Darrah, Darrah first, Tijuana next. And to keep Lill around for awhile and vote out Jon or Burton at No. 6 and No. 5. Lill doesn't look like she's going to have enough strength to carry on until the end so she’ll definitely be easier to beat in the immunity challenges even the mental knowledge challenges. Whether it be physical or mind, we’ve got it over Lill, so I think we're going to keep Lill around and turn our backs on Burton and Jon.
NOTE TO FUTURE SURVIVORS. NEVER, EVER PLAN AHEAD WHEN YOU ARE SCREWED RIGHT NOW.
Darrah and Tijuana are out as soon as we can get them out. The faster the better. They're very interesting people, (WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW DARRAH, SHE'S NOT EVEN THERE, RIGHT?) It was nice having them around for a bit, but they have to go. They are not part of our six-person alliance and most definitely, we don’t want to keep them around so people can bond with them and come up with a different plan. We want to make sure it's executed perfectly till we end up with the six. As far as Jon and Burton are concerned, No. 6 is Lill. I think that's a great idea, but Burton and Jon are stronger than Lill, so I think it would be wise for Rupert and Sandra and I to knock out Burton or Jon at no. 6 and No. 5.
And if the remaining one, whether it be Jon or Burton, happens to win immunity when we're at five, then we’ll take out Lill. Just always have a backup plan, because otherwise we wouldn't have any sort of backup plan. We would end up weeding out one of our own.
I think Darrah or Tijuana might vote for myself or for possibly Jon. (BOY ARE YOU CLUELESS, MUST BE THAT STUFF YOU WERE TYRING TO BUY ON THE INTERNET TO SNORT).
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I don't feel like I'm in danger at all right now. (THAT'S THE KISS OF DEATH. CHRISTA MUST BE GONE NEXT EPISODE) But then again that's not the type of attitude you should have around here, but I’m fine right now. If it were my last day, I would be a happy woman. I don't think it is. I never think it is. I do have a good feeling that I could make it to the top 3, at least top 4. If I just play my cards right. (SORRY CHRISTA, YOU’RE PLAYING WITH FEW TOO MANY CARDS).
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