From Dave’s chat – If it’s in quotes, it’s a direct quote. Otherwise, I’m paraphrasing. Editorial comments are in all parentheses. As usual, not a whole lot spoilerish. (Spoileriffic? Spoilertastic?)He thinks Butch and Heidi knew that there weren’t enough votes to keep him and, as such, voted strategically against him.
Some fluff about Heidi and Jenna.
He doesn’t think Rob gives himself enough credit. “He’s got great looks, he’s intelligent, he’s funny. I don’t think there’s any reason for him to show any dislike and jealousy to Dave Johnson.”
Heidi never told him he would be voted off, just that he would get votes and he should hope for the best. She did tell him he had a 50/50 chance of being voted off. Oh, and again with the “Heidi was a great ally” thing.
He picked Roger and Butch because he didn’t trust Matt or Rob. (That’s precisely why you should have kept them, Dave!)
He thinks Rob was out to get him as soon as he could and picking different women wouldn’t have changed that. (But maybe picking different men would have, rocket scientist!)
Three questions in a row about the ice cream. (Three! Thanks for participating in the chat Mr. Baskins and Mr. Robbins.)
More fluff.
He likes Roger. He really likes Roger. He values him and thinks he was a great ally. (That makes Roger and Heidi both great allies of Dave. Apparently, the great ally description is reserved for people who lose.)
(By the way, he is certainly among the more coherent Survivors in a CBS chat.)
His worst fear was having the small Amazon parasite swim up into his “Johnson.”
He underestimated the extent to which interpersonal relationships were important. Everyone underestimated how much Rob was being deceptive behind everyone’s back.
Another Ice Cream Question. (This chat is sponsored by Ben and Jerry’s.)
Won’t say who the most irritating Survivor was.
When asked if Matt was really that creepy, he says that “I think” Matt’s priorities were a little bit different than everyone else’s. “Things like a razor sharp machete seemed to matter more to him where jokes and humor and laughter among friends seemed more important for other people.” (Why on earth would you want a razor sharp machete in the jungle?)
He doesn’t regret his speech about not being chauvinistic in the first show. (I regret nothing!)
(Oops, spoke too soon.) He seems to regret that the IC last night was something he had no chance of winning.
He realized when Roger got booted that it wasn’t just Rob who had switched sides. (Not for nothing is this man a rocket scientist.)
He had a nice bonding experience with Christy one of his last nights there. (Hmm. Dave bonds with Christy. Could Butch have been part of that?)
He doesn’t think Deena was insincere when she told him she would seek votes so not to kick Dave out.
Fluff.
He reiterates that Rob was out to get him from the start.
Smoke was evident in the latest Saddam videos. (Oops. That’s what I get for reading the news while I chat.)
He feels bad that he had to lie and tell a fifth grader he met on the flight to New York yesterday that he wasn’t getting the boot last night. (What a guy. Makes you cry. And I did.) It was one of only seven or eight times some one has recognized him since Survivor: Amazon debuted. He thinks he’s on minute 12 and a half of his 15 minutes of fame. He doesn’t want to be an actor, just a rocket scientist.
Beef jerky is really important to Dave. He has his own homemade jerky recipe. (I know this is fluff, but it’s just so bizarre I had to include it.)
He hopes Rob isn’t really as sexually frustrated as he appears, because “I wouldn’t wish that on any man.”
Jenna and Heidi really aren’t shallow – they are both good friends of his.
Jenna’s decision to strip for peanut butter was a wise decision on her part.
In response to the question about whether Rob would have a chance with Heidi or Jenna, Dave says “I think Rob’s goofy comments and sexy wife beater tank top are sure to woo any woman.”
His final words are “Thanks to the divas, the friends, the family, and all the fans.” (The divas? Hmm…)
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