Hi All. This is late, but still worth summarizing!
It all starts on...
Tango Mar - Aka Chicks Island
The episode starts with Genevieve yapping on about how it's important to keep your slave… I mean boyfriend. She apparently got a "slap in the face" when she got to the island. Damn, wish we'd seen it! Cheezy diary writing continues as she decides she's keeping Tony until the end of time… Gag!Morning Girly Meeting
Marky Mark kisses the four girls as they enter the pool area. Most action he's gotten in ages. The Boy Boot Out session begins. Nicole is quickly outvoted and Juleby, the spunky Venture Capitalist (the funnest type of capitalist!) gets the boot. Then Marky Mark announces there will be a second boot. Nicole points out it's her turn, and Gen freaks out, sceaming "No No No!" She obviously likes dominating the women too.
Despite Nicole's desire to get to know him, Omar gets boot number two. Away with you, Buff Omar!
Tambor Tropical - Aka Lap Dance Heaven
The boys get told that they have two girls to boot out right off the bat. Tony feels that Meredith is a "distraction to me", although that sounds good, what he means is she keeps touching him and asking him to kiss. Tony's sexual harassment training kicks in and she has to go. Tommy chooses to boot Kristen G., the rock and roll drummer who looses respect for men who get lap dances.
Tango Mar - Beer from Hell
Marky Mark is up having a beer with the single boys when Gen shows up and announces it has taken her four days to decide she wants to be with Tony. It becomes obvious to all that Gen walks around with Tony's balls in her purse, and Nicole says it best with "Tony is too afraid to screw around on her because she will kick his ass!" Gen flips out on Nicole and the single boys, telling them she'll go off if she hears another insult about the lovely Miss Tony. She might as well go off, because she won't be getting off with anyone!
Commercial Interlude - Aldara Genital Warts Cream
That's right, a genital warts ad in the middle of Temptation Island. Who knew?
The Dates
The whole team is reunited for Date #3. Blocks are unanimously removed.
The Guys Dates:
John and Linda: John says "it was a very talented block" translation: I want her lap dancing by sundown! This was a previously blocked taboo relationship and John is thrilled. Said he's not missing Shannon any more.
Tony and Katie: Who really cares who he picks at this point, all the women are afraid of sexual harassment lawsuits. Tony feels in control for the first time in his life and he likes it! Will he be willing to put the leash back on?
Tommy and Amanda: Welcome to whoreville, population: Amanda. (hey Tommy, try Aldara! It works.) Bikini-clad Amanda prances around a waterfall with drooling Tommy trailing behind. This poor guy really wants to have sex with someone.
Edmundo and Donna: Eddie picks Donna as Catherine desperately tries to get his attention. Has she tried a lap dance? They paddle out to a cemetery. A cemetery? This date is dead in the water, Donna knows Edmundo wants Hilary…and also Tiffany.
The Girls Dates:
Catherine and Tom: Finally Tom gets to work his magic. The watersliding mud rub down. He keeps her in stitches and lays groundwork for a love-siege.
Genevieve and Ruben: Damn this guy is hot, so wasted on Gen! He does say he'd rather stay home with the guys than go out with her. The only one-on-one time in this date was with monkeys. The humans seemed relieved, the monkeys just felt dirty.
Nicole and Tommy: They go repelling down a waterfall. Nicole calls this the "Best date of anyone on the island so far." He's too perfect and she's loving it.
Shannon and Jeff: Nicole gets a giggle from Gen screwing Shannon out of a good date for a change. Skipped walking in the rain to do some shopping. Shannon is surprised by the fantastic date.
Interlude:
Guys: A very bizarre cross-dressing fashion show degenerates into frolicking in the pool. That's right, four guys in skirts and a DOG? Where the hell did that dog come from???
Girls: Cheezy massage session. Gen enjoys other men massaging her by talking about Tony.
The Big Climax:
Catherine chats about Edmundo. "I miss him terribly and I hope he's thinking about me…" Camera fades to Edmundo in bed with Hilary, hand on her ass. Mixed messages, confusion, guilt and the occasion head in his lap are kissed away. Luckily Catherine has said "What goes on on the Island, stays on the Island." Catherine's SUPER!
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