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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 10:06 AM (EST) "LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" What's that I hear? Tribe's not here and you all think that means we take a break from the lodge? tsk tsk tsk. I think Tribe has taught us much better than that. What this place needs is a new disciplinarian. Someone who can whip us into shape. In stilletoes. I am not stepping up to wear those shoes, or to run Loser Lodge's games and scoring. I cannot replace Tribe. I am an not smrt enough. I am not energetic enough. I am definitely not nefarious enough. But this place is much bigger than a weekly HutCam entry. This place was built by Tribe for more than that. Rum punch, inappropriate attire, "fantasy suites", and general jocularity. C'mon people, let's not let Tribe's dream die. So let's keep having fun. Let keep being silly. Let's keep having wardrobe malfunctions. Let's keep being almost PG13. (if blue peeps are reading, that was a typo intended to say "always PG13") And let's do it all for Tribe. They say that when someone rings a bell an angel gets its wings. I say when we make Lodge posts, Tribe gets something special. I can't say exactly what that is without getting banned, but it does involve durian nuts, a snake charmer, and Coco the monkey, IYKWIM. So post away, fellow lodgers. Post poems, pictures, songs, stories... whatever you like. Just post.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place byoffer 03-02-09 1  RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place agman 03-02-09 2  RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place kingfish 03-02-09 3    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place suzzee 03-02-09 8    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Dakota 03-03-09 31  RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Ahtumbreez 03-02-09 4    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place jbug 03-02-09 5        RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place byoffer 03-02-09 6            RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place suzzee 03-02-09 7            RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place agman 03-02-09 9            RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place jbug 03-02-09 10        RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place suzzee 03-02-09 11            RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Starshine 03-02-09 12                RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place agman 03-02-09 13                    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place jbug 03-02-09 14                    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place byoffer 03-02-09 15                        Sink your teeth into this suzzee 03-02-09 16    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Ahtumbreez 03-02-09 19        RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place suzzee 03-02-09 21  Making myself at home.... Kermit the Vixen 03-02-09 17    RE: Making myself at home.... agman 03-02-09 18    RE: Making myself at home.... suzzee 03-02-09 20    RE: Making myself at home.... qwertypie 03-03-09 30  RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Belle Book 03-02-09 22    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place byoffer 03-02-09 25        RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Dakota 03-03-09 32            RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Belle Book 03-03-09 36                RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Dakota 03-03-09 40  UPDATE!!!!! agman 03-02-09 23    RE: UPDATE!!!!! CTgirl 03-02-09 24    RE: UPDATE!!!!! suzzee 03-02-09 26    RE: UPDATE!!!!! Ahtumbreez 03-03-09 27  RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Molaholic 03-03-09 28    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place suzzee 03-03-09 37  RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place Dakota 03-03-09 29  RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place emydi 03-03-09 33    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place iatovttotx78 03-03-09 34    RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place byoffer 03-03-09 35  Joke Time suzzee 03-03-09 38    RE: Joke Time agman 03-03-09 39

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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 10:10 AM (EST) 1. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I'll start. Here is a song I wrote for Tribe. Our Lodge Just Svcks Without You (My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson) Guess this means we're worried You've almost closed the door Guess this means you spilled all Your siggie ink on the floor You say you need a well-earned rest From the likes of us Now if this place wasn’t rated so We all would want to cuss Cuz we belong together now, yea Forever united here somehow, yea You made this place for us And honestly Our lodge (our lodge) just svcks (just svcks) without you Maybe we were stupid For expecting so much Like holding all the ropes while We skipped double dutch We know that we've got issues (well mostly just Guppy) At least we found some “ladies” Like Mistress and DearOobie! Cuz we belong together now, yea Forever united here somehow, yea You made this place for us And honestly Our lodge (your lodge) just svcks (just svcks) without you Being with you hurts some time You are notorious We really shouldn't miss you, Mister big nefarious Oh yeah {music break} Cuz we belong together now, yea yea Forever united here somehow, yea You made this place for us And honestly Our lodge (your lodge) just svcks (just svcks) without you Cuz we belong (yeah) together now (together now), (yeah) Forever united here somehow, yea You made this place for us And honestly Our lodge (your lodge) just svcks (just svcks) without you Our job is to make sure it doesn't svck!   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 10:17 AM (EST) 2. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" BiDangle, go check your red wavey please!   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 11:25 AM (EST) 3. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Hey, I got a funny joke.... Wait...I forget... Something about a girl being asked to kiss a frog so he could be a Prince and marry her and let her cook and clean (and other duties), and her having a dinner of frog legs instead. Something like that. I'm on board the LL Island express. Agman.   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 12:19 PM (EST) 8. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Handsome devil Sentiments courtesy of Agman   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 02:27 PM (EST) 31. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I've heard that joke. The frog isn't laughing. Tribe's Creativity Overflowing   Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 11:40 AM (EST) 4. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I'm under the influence of drugs today - so some LL love is much needed. I will get creative and be back later gators. Host with the most   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 11:47 AM (EST) 5. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Are there alligators in Greece? We are still in Greece, aren't we?   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 12:08 PM (EST) 6. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Of course there are gators in Greece, including at the Lodge. Why just the other day in Lodge Bar... A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle." (The names of the man, woman, and alligator have been withheld for privatecy. That's right, to protect their privates.)   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 12:16 PM (EST) 7. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" great now everyone here wants to know why I burst out laughing when I was supposedly working on a spreadsheet..... great joke btw Sentiments courtesy of Agman   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 12:29 PM (EST) 9. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" *snort* That's a great joke!   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 01:31 PM (EST) 10. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Loser Lodge Joke of the Year!   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 02:34 PM (EST) 11. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I hate it when I get greasy alligator, I'll have mine in gravy with a side of fries Fear and Loathing Tribe style 2008   Top

Starshine 5033 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 02:53 PM (EST) 12. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I'll have an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy. Something or Other   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 02:59 PM (EST) 13. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I would get into this alligator conversation except that I think I may be biting off more than I can chew   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 03:25 PM (EST) 14. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" This guy will do the biting around here.   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 04:09 PM (EST) 15. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" This discussion is too light for me. I prefer something deeper that I can really sink my teeth into.   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 05:21 PM (EST) 16. "Sink your teeth into this" LAST EDITED ON 03-02-09 AT 05:21 PM (EST)   Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 06:13 PM (EST) 19. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" This is why I love Tribe's Lodge. I make an innocent comment and one of you all turn it into something "almost" PG-13. *grin Host with the most I've heard that just before only it was a "Coach" and a bunch of football playes   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 07:11 PM (EST) 21. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" We're moving quickly to PG-13.5   Top

Kermit the Vixen 1639 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 03-02-09, 05:50 PM (EST) 17. "Making myself at home...." Who filled the hot tub with jello? Oh, right. It was me. Anyone care to join me? BYOSpoon. I've got a reputation to protect.   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 06:02 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Making myself at home...." I'll be right in   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 07:10 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Making myself at home...." So....we're all going to um....spoon?? OK, that's code right? Sentiments courtesy of Agman   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 01:52 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Making myself at home...." Depends on what flavour. I do have standards, you know!   Top

Belle Book 3613 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-02-09, 07:52 PM (EST) 22. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I decided to use Tribe's time-travelling device and travel back in time to ancient Greece. I wound up in a forested glade and I wondered if I'd find Artemis, the goodess of the hunt, there. I also hoped I wouldn't run across any wild animals, but if I did I could just run to the time machine and get back to safety. Then I spotted a hunter. I followed him from a distance. He went into a bush, and I heard him gasp. Unfortunately for him, it turned out he'd stumbled upon Artemis while she was bathing -- and unclothed. Luckily, I didn't see her, but I sure could hear her curse him. The next thing I knew, a stag burst from the bush! I realized that this was Actaeon, the famous mythological hunter who stumbled upon Artemis while bathing, was turned into a stag and killed by his own hounds. I didn't want to see what happened next, so I scrambled back to the time machine. And here I am. Belle Book   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 10:00 PM (EST) 25. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I sure hope that's all code. For what, I am not sure. But code, right??? Apparently Belle Book knows more about Greek Mythology than I do!   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 02:31 PM (EST) 32. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" code. hmmmmm. a buck, a hunter, a naked woman I think the key here is which one of them did not come out of the forest. or bush. Tribe's Creativity Overflowing   Top

Belle Book 3613 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-03-09, 05:04 PM (EST) 36. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I doubt Artemis came out of the bush until she got her clothes back on. And I didn't want to see Actaeon get torn by his own hounds, so that's why I ran back to the time machine. And yeah, I know plenty about Greek mythology. Belle Book   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 11:00 PM (EST) 40. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" I think we have a leader! Someone who knows something about this Greek stuff. I voted for Atlantis, but the other Losers wanted to wear togas. Or not. Tribe's Creativity Overflowing   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 09:23 PM (EST) 23. "UPDATE!!!!!" In the interest of trying to keep the lodge alive, I will do my best to provide some graphics for the festivities and Kingfish and a few others have volunteered thier time to do some write ups each week. We still need someone or someones to come up with ideas for games and or activities for the lodge. It won't be the same, but at least we can still post and party in LL X!!!! If anyone has any ideas, time, or anything else to help the cause, please let Byoffer, Kermit, kingfish or me know. I believe those are the peeps so far who have expressed an interest in limited help. Cross your fingers and get ready for Take 2 of LL X anient Greece That covers graphics and most of the write ups. IF anyone would like to run the game(escpecially the scoring) please step up because I will not be able to handle that as I'm still counting on my fingers. We need someone nefarious......(Emydi where are you......CT girl???????)   Top

CTgirl 8013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 09:28 PM (EST) 24. "RE: UPDATE!!!!!" Well, in real life I am a theme party queen... See your red wavy. Cheers to Tribe!   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-09, 10:34 PM (EST) 26. "RE: UPDATE!!!!!" I'll bake brownies! See the red wavy Fear and Loathing Tribe style 2008   Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 00:27 AM (EST) 27. "RE: UPDATE!!!!!" I just like coming here and seeing everyone's red wavies If you need me, I'm here. But keep in mind I'm still shellshocked from hosting OTSS. Host with the most   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 09:54 AM (EST) 28. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" <taps microphone> Is this <screechy feedback> thing on? On his first day in prison, Henry tentatively takes his seat in the institutional lunch room. After a few minutes, an inmate on the far side yells out "Twenty-three!" and the room erupts in laughter. Somebody else shouts "Forty!", more laughter. A third inmate calls out "Fourteen!" - some of the guys are literally rolling on the floor. Henry is very confused, and a bit worried. The next day, the same thing happens. Inmates shout out random numbers, followed by uproarious laughter. Finally, Henry decides he must know just what this is all about. He asks his cell mate, Don. "Oh, that," he explains, "ya see, there's only one joke book in the prison library. Everybody has read it several times. So to save time, all we do is tell the page number, and everyone knows the joke." Henry went to prison library and got the joke book. He studied every joke, memorizing them. He picked what he thought was the best. That afternoon, Henry seized his opportunity. He waited until the ritual had started, then took his turn. "Fifty-three!" he yells. Silence. Maybe a couple of bemused grins. The next inmate shouts "Five!", with the usual gut-busting uproars. Back in the cell, Henry asked Don, "What'd I do wrong? Why didn't anybody laugh?" "Well," Don said, "some people can tell a joke, and some people can't" <rimshot> Tribe made me. Thanks. An Agman salute MCMIX   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 06:22 PM (EST) 37. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" 37.....*crickets* Yup, I never could tell a joke BTW, good one and you have me on pins & needles over in LL.... Snidget cut the cheese!   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 10:10 AM (EST) 29. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Coffee anyone? It's too early for me to do jello. I need coffee first. After coffee, sometime well after coffee, monkey ball and hopefully a golden ball award. The Olympics did start in Greece, didn't they? Gators. Yuk! Someone check for accuacy. Gators or Crocs. Maybe Camins. Caimins? Oh heck. This ain't Bama, ya know. By Tribe, Loser Lodge Proprietor   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 02:49 PM (EST) 33. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Ok you ()&(*^*( losers!! You thought you'd have it easy again this season with Tribey...NO SUCH LUCK!!! You will do what you're told when I tell you to do it I'll post the game soon, I have to read the whole (^*^*& season! And minion, byo, don't think you convinced me...or that loser guppy, you know the mistress only does what she wants!!   Top

iatovttotx78 2645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 03-03-09, 02:57 PM (EST) 34. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Yes, mistress Emi   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 03:00 PM (EST) 35. "RE: LoserLodge X: Tribe's Place" Yes, ma'am. ByMinion reporting for duty. It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 06:56 PM (EST) 38. "Joke Time" A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze! When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." Snidget cut the cheese!   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-09, 09:13 PM (EST) 39. "RE: Joke Time" GGGGRRRRROOOOOAAAAANNNNN!!!!!................... :d bwahahahahahahaha   Top

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