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"LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
LAST EDITED ON 10-09-07 AT 03:45 AM (EST)

Losers In Space

Though shalt not covet thy neighbor's tribe...


Commiting just one of many survivor sins, Leslie is finally sent packing. And will soon be joining us losers.
(Does this mean I should start wearing underwear? And what's to become of my collection of silk shirts?)

As to what happened on the Loser Star Cruiser...
Or more importantly, What happened on Vega?!
Whilest I busied myself with restocking the cruiser you all went off gambling?! How great!
I bet that KO sure did show you folks a great time. What's that, byo? You don't remember? Oh. Well let's take a look at the note she velcroed to your spacesuit.

Well, as fate would have it...my name's on it.
Dear tribey,
Here are the Vega Results:
Chit Piles:
60 Chits won - FlowerPower, Starsend, Molaholic
50 Chits won - Alaholly, Agman
30 Chits won - Kingfish, Dakota, otra, Snidget, Vince, Lookeeloo, Whoami, 5cats
25 Chits won - byoffer, Wallflower
15 Chits won - CattyChat, DearAbby, CTgirl, Kermitthevixen
10 Chits won - Survivormaniac, MJewel
05 Chits won - Qwertypie, JazzyJax

Had a great time. Sorry we missed each other, perhaps we can sneak in a return visit on your way back?
Hope to see you soon.
XOXOX
KO

Well *face blushes* I guess a return visit is in order. Perhaps I can sneak away for some afterburn delight?
I guess this means the play-by-play will be coming via KO's ComCam. Which I'm sure she's sending soon.
As soon as the Communicator is back up and functional.
We are currently resituating some of the new stock, seems we squished a few of the more important electrodes, which has ceased a couple of the little things. Like the camcoms, the holographic room and the internal airconditioning. Luckily, KO has a spare few electrodes and has graciously offered them to the LSC. Once those little plebots gets them plugged in, will be ready to fly. So sorry for the heat problem at the moment. It should be fixed soon. Oh and as soon as things are up and running, we'll move the extra crates of goods out of the pods.
Might I suggest, in the mean time, you cool your heels in the Neutron Bar. With it's full spacial dome, you can get wickedly shnockered, pass out and then awake in a haze staring at the whole universe.

Before you go, here are the...
ComCam Results:
1. Alien Rhapsodist: **MB Attack!** (+ 0 chits)
2. Blur-o-vision!: Aaron ~ Amanda ~ Courtney ~ Dave ~ Denise ~ Erik ~ JR ~ PG ~ Sherea (+7 chits / -1 chits)
3. Phlag Phag: Erik ~ JR (+7 chits / -1 chits)
4. Grabby-Pants: Jaime (+7 chits / -1 chits)
5. Swing Vote: Todd (+7 chits / -1 chits)

The results of this week were pretty darned dismal. With the penalties taking effect, there were many very low scores. In fact, if it weren't for this little stop over at Vega... I dare not say.


CHIT COUNT
Helped by an enormous haul from the lovely KO's palace, Flowerpower and Starsend zoom into 1st and 2nd place chit piles overall. Both overtaking, quite forcefully, byoffer, who has to settle for the third tier. (and a great view.)
Also of note...hey wait a minute...who turned the gravity off?!
It's on? What? Hmmm... I'm feeling dizzy... *rubs eyes* *blinks and tries to refocus* ... Nope. Still there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but do I happen to see a small furry dude hovering somewhere near the ceiling?!
What? You see it too?
*Gasp*
This is it folks. My suspicions have been correct. We've officially crossed over to some sort of alternate universe. Where cats and dogs get along, pigs fly and moles hover near the ceiling. Gah! I hope we'll be allright.
IOW...Congrats my moleybro! You have...*sniffle* for the first time since...well since ever, have broken into the TOP5! Seems your seasoned loseriness is finally paying off.
Out of the cellar and into the limelight.

In an alternate universe...
Our newest cellar dweller is now...Tenorsaxy. She's here because she skipped the whole shebang! I'm afraid she's somewhere lost on the ship. Perhaps locked in a proton cabinet or one of the crawlspace nodules. Oy. If you're on the ship and within earshot of my voice, please give me your location, ensign Tenorsaxy. We losers miss you terribly!

Ahem...those that did make entries but are just downright losery are ...
wait for it ...
wait ...
waaaaaiiiiiitttttt ...
bystander and sagebrushdan!!!!
Congrats you loserdudes! Lowest weekly piles of chits!

Here's the full count...

PlayerPrevious ChitsCurrent ChitsTotal Chits
Flowerpower (#33) 35 64 99
Starsend (#13) 26 64 90
byoffer (#42) 52 29 81
molaholic (#50) 14 64 78
alaholly (#5) 26 46 72
kingfish (#20) 35 34 69
Snidget (#18) 35 34 69
Lookeeloo (#46) 28 34 62
vince (#35) 28 34 62
DearAbby (#8) 37 19 56
5cats (#1) 14 42 56
agman (#8) 9 46 55
OTRA (#8) 16 34 50
Wallflower (#41) 21 29 50
Dakota (#4) 14 34 48
whoami (#39) 14 34 48
CTgirl (#24) 28 19 47
vixen (#8) 23 19 42
qwerty (#17) 21 9 30
MJewel (#8) 16 14 30
SurvivorManiac (#8) 16 14 30
SagebrushDan (#23) 24 4 28
CattyChat (#8) 9 19 28
bystander (#37) 21 4 25
JazzyJax (#8) 16 9 25
Tenorsaxy (#49) 21 -5 16


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Week 4 ComCam entry:Above your heart, pinned upon the left lapel of your regulation spacesuit, is ComCam. Take a moment to click on it and recount your experience on the Loser Star Crusier along with your answers for the 5 questions below.


1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. (+21 chits / -2 chits)
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+7 chits / -1 chits)
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits)
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits)
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits)


Bonus:

Orion's "Belt It Out" Open Mic Night

Okay you creative folks...
Here's the challenge;
Go to your pods, put on your favorite outfit, then go to the Neutron bar. Down a bit of liquid nerve juice, apply some last minute snark and take the stage.
Grab the mic, dedicate your performance and reach reach reach for the stars!
Okay, you don't actually have to stretch your arm out of your socket. But as the name suggests, it's open mic night.
So...Take a moment to command the stage with some sort of performance piece. Be it song parody, naughty limmerick, traditional haiku or freeform rhapsody.
I'll be awarding chits to those with who show creativity, snark and other talents.
Okay. Also.
Now for the BAD rules.
In order to win any of these extra chits you'll HAVE to "post" your OpenMicNight performance as a "reply" to the Neutron Bar Is Open "post". Which is below. Directly below this post.
Any performances not given as a "reply" to the Neutron Bar "post" will NOT win extra chits. If you're not on stage whilst giving your all, who's gonna see it?
You got it? Good.
Oh and... Have fun!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Neutron Bar Is Open! tribephyl 10-07-07 1
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Sagebrush Dan 10-08-07 5
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! qwertypie 10-08-07 8
           RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! tribephyl 10-08-07 10
               RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! qwertypie 10-08-07 12
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! tribephyl 10-08-07 9
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Molaholic 10-09-07 30
           RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! tribephyl 10-09-07 31
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Tenorsaxy 10-10-07 62
           RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Sagebrush Dan 10-10-07 80
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Sagebrush Dan 10-08-07 6
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-08-07 14
   Captain! Molaholic 10-08-07 23
       RE: Captain! tribephyl 10-09-07 32
       RE: Captain! DearAbby 10-11-07 115
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Tenorsaxy 10-09-07 39
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-09-07 40
           RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Tenorsaxy 10-09-07 42
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! byoffer 10-09-07 44
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! MJewel 10-09-07 46
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-09-07 47
           RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Tenorsaxy 10-09-07 49
               RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-10-07 50
                   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-10-07 64
                       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Tenorsaxy 10-10-07 65
                           RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-10-07 69
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! alaholly 10-10-07 51
       Oh Maid!! byoffer 10-10-07 59
           RE: Oh Maid!! alaholly 10-10-07 63
               RE: Oh Maid!! agman 10-10-07 71
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! whoami 10-10-07 67
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Sagebrush Dan 10-10-07 72
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-10-07 74
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Sagebrush Dan 10-10-07 73
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-10-07 75
           RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Sagebrush Dan 10-10-07 77
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Ontheroadagain 10-10-07 76
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Wallflower66 10-10-07 79
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! byoffer 10-11-07 84
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Sagebrush Dan 10-11-07 94
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Kermit the Vixen 10-11-07 103
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-11-07 104
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! DearAbby 10-11-07 111
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! whoami 10-11-07 118
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! MJewel 10-11-07 123
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! DearAbby 10-11-07 86
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! qwertypie 10-11-07 87
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! byoffer 10-11-07 108
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! DearAbby 10-11-07 113
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! MJewel 10-11-07 124
       Here's a loaner Sagebrush Dan 10-13-07 134
           RE: Here's a loaner qwertypie 10-13-07 135
               RE: Here's a loaner Sagebrush Dan 10-14-07 136
   DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!! Kermit the Vixen 10-11-07 88
       RE: DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!! CTgirl 10-11-07 99
       RE: DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!! Wallflower66 10-11-07 101
       RE: DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!! Sagebrush Dan 10-14-07 137
           RE: DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!! tribephyl 10-14-07 138
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! CTgirl 10-11-07 97
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! MJewel 10-11-07 125
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Snidget 10-11-07 105
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! byoffer 10-11-07 107
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! DearAbby 10-11-07 109
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Kermit the Vixen 10-11-07 112
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! MJewel 10-11-07 127
   I'll give it a "shot" too KObrien_fan 10-11-07 117
   RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! kingfish 10-11-07 126
       RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Sagebrush Dan 10-12-07 129
           RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! DearAbby 10-12-07 130
               RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! agman 10-12-07 131
               RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! Wallflower66 10-12-07 132
               RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! tribephyl 10-12-07 133
 *Incoming message from CAL9000* tribephyl 10-07-07 2
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Starsend42 10-07-07 3
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* vince3 10-08-07 4
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* qwertypie 10-08-07 7
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* bystander 10-08-07 11
       RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* alaholly 10-10-07 52
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Flowerpower 10-08-07 15
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Tenorsaxy 10-08-07 17
       RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Dakota 10-10-07 55
           RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Tenorsaxy 10-10-07 60
               RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* vince3 10-11-07 81
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* whoami 10-08-07 21
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* byoffer 10-08-07 24
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* agman 10-08-07 25
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Molaholic 10-08-07 27
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Wallflower66 10-08-07 29
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* JazzyJax 10-09-07 33
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Snidget 10-09-07 36
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* MJewel 10-09-07 45
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Dakota 10-10-07 54
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Ontheroadagain 10-10-07 70
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Survivor Maniac 10-11-07 83
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* DearAbby 10-11-07 90
       RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* agman 10-11-07 93
           RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* DearAbby 10-11-07 110
               RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* agman 10-11-07 120
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* Kermit the Vixen 10-11-07 91
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* CTgirl 10-11-07 95
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* 5cats 10-11-07 98
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* CattyChat 10-11-07 114
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* LookeeLoo 10-11-07 122
   RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000* kingfish 10-11-07 128
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Flowerpower 10-08-07 13
   RE: LoserLodge7:... byoffer 10-09-07 41
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Tenorsaxy 10-08-07 16
   RE: LoserLodge7:... tribephyl 10-08-07 18
   RE: LoserLodge7:... agman 10-08-07 22
       RE: LoserLodge7:... Tenorsaxy 10-09-07 48
  KO's Ten X Holdem Tourney results KObrien_fan 10-08-07 19
 RE: LoserLodge7:... agman 10-08-07 20
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Molaholic 10-08-07 26
   RE: LoserLodge7:... agman 10-08-07 28
 RE: LoserLodge7:... JazzyJax 10-09-07 34
   Pffft Tenorsaxy 10-10-07 61
 RE: LoserLodge7:... byoffer 10-09-07 35
 ComCam Starsend42 10-09-07 37
 RE: LoserLodge7:... qwertypie 10-09-07 38
   RE: LoserLodge7:... alaholly 10-10-07 53
 RE: LoserLodge7:... MJewel 10-09-07 43
 RE: LoserLodge7:... bystander 10-10-07 56
 RE: LoserLodge7:... vince3 10-10-07 57
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Dakota 10-10-07 58
 RE: LoserLodge7:... whoami 10-10-07 66
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Ontheroadagain 10-10-07 68
   RE: LoserLodge7:... Dakota 10-10-07 78
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Sagebrush Dan 10-11-07 82
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Survivor Maniac 10-11-07 85
 Vix Pix Kermit the Vixen 10-11-07 89
 RE: LoserLodge7:... DearAbby 10-11-07 92
 RE: LoserLodge7:... CTgirl 10-11-07 96
 RE: LoserLodge7:... 5cats 10-11-07 100
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Wallflower66 10-11-07 102
 RE: LoserLodge7:... Snidget 10-11-07 106
 RE: LoserLodge7:... CattyChat 10-11-07 116
 RE: LoserLodge7:... kingfish 10-11-07 119
 RE: LoserLodge7:... LookeeLoo 10-11-07 121

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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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10-07-07, 10:57 PM (EST)
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1. "Neutron Bar Is Open! "
LAST EDITED ON 10-07-07 AT 11:00 PM (EST)

Neutron Bar: Open Mic Night Stage!
*Make sure to reply to this message, with your performance piece*



Hello folks, welcome to the neutron bar.
Right here is the bar, over there the pool tables and over there the stage.
I'm your host, Quark.
Luckily for me, the captain needed a bartender and I'm certainly qualified.
Drone and Woofy will be your servers.

So sidle on up to an ergonomic stool, plant your feet in the straps and have one of my creative concoctions.
This ones a sizzler.

*snarkffle*
Whaaaat? That was funnnnny...
Anyways, when you've been properly lubed, might I suggest stepping onto the stage and belting something out?

You really should. I'vvvve goooot priiiiizzzzes.


Okay, who's first?

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10-08-07, 02:10 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

Well, I was alone then, no love in sight.
And I did everything I could to get me through the night.
Don't know where it started or where it might end.
I turned to a stranger, and just like a friend.
I was

looking for love in all the wrong places.
Looking for love in too many faces.
Searching their eyes, looking for traces
of what I'm dreaming of.

Hoping to find a friend and a lover,
I'll bless the day I discover
another heart, looking for love!

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10-08-07, 03:08 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
LAST EDITED ON 10-08-07 AT 03:09 AM (EST)

*taps mike, clears throat*

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

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10-08-07, 05:30 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Wha? giving private performances to sagey?!
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10-08-07, 09:12 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
You are always welcome to join in the fun, Sugar!
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9. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Looks like the right place to me. *shrugs*
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10-09-07, 00:32 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Don't you know that if you don't stop you'll go bl
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10-09-07, 03:48 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
ack...I can't see the rest of the letters! If I don't stop what happens?
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10-10-07, 04:54 PM (EST)
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62. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
I hear that

is looking for your lovin'

just please use a

'cause we don't need any

OK?


My next song is for Agman.

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10-10-07, 11:50 PM (EST)
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80. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

Love Child
Never meant to be
Love Child
Scorned by Society
Love Child
Always second best
Love Child
Different from the rest

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10-08-07, 02:43 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold
And they'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold
Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's each night begins a new day
And if you don't understand him and he don't die young
He'll probly just ride away

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys....

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14. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
LAST EDITED ON 10-08-07 AT 10:10 AM (EST)

*steps up and clears throat* Now eveybody sing with me

When I was, an itty bitty boy,
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy,
silver bells hanging on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling a ling.
Once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek, man them snappers all around my feet,
sure was tough swimmin' cross that thing
with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling.
When I was climbing the garden wall,
I slipped and had a terrible fall,
fell so hard I heard bells ring,
but held on to my ding a ling a ling.

This here song, it aint so sad,
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing,
you must be playin' with your OWN ding a ling!

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10-08-07, 10:24 PM (EST)
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23. "Captain!"
Urgent message to the Captain -- we have just received a special transmission from Earth. It has been identified as a quasi-entertainment/educational communication primarily found in a combined video/audio event know colloquially as “Cable TV”:

It began with a mysterious symbolic introduction -



This was followed by a description of an ancient human teacher-philosopher-prognosticator known to have exhibited uncanny abilities to foresee events centuries into the future. These included easily identified cataclysmic as well as heroic occurrences that would effect the life paths of millions.

A new series has just been discovered -- and two of these are of particular interest to this crew and voyage:

Quatrain 42:
The burrower, blind
Vaults his betters within a game
Flying through stars
Chaos rules thereafter

Quatrain 50:
Sisyphus reigns unfettered
While the Tribe is spoiled
She-foxes and piscatorial monarchs rue the night
As fire is extinguished

Security has been notified but they seem to be busy at some kind of function at some kind of bar that just opened up -- run by an unknown crewmember named "Quack" (or something like that)

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32. "RE: Captain!"
Ah, yes. I see the correlations.

But, wasn't there a part about cats and flowers in this quatrain too? Or was that another quatrain.
They all start looking the same to me.

And I'll do what I can about security. Sadly the bartender and security teams are related. So seperating them is somewhat difficult.

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10-11-07, 04:43 PM (EST)
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115. "RE: Captain!"
Wow! That Nostradamus was quite the prognosticator, wasn't he?
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10-09-07, 09:38 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*enters neutron bar wearing this dress: *

Red really brings out the colour of my blonde hair. And it contrasts nicely with the sax:

Bartender? I'll have water please. Sugars aren't good for the sax.

*chugs water and listens to horrible open-mike performances*

*slams down empty glass*

*marches to mike without the sax*

*tap, tap* A haiku:

Hate karaoke!
It makes my ears burn and bleed!
Sit down! Drink up! All!

Bartender? a round of Long Island Iced Teas for everyone! Put it on Dan's tab!

*chugs mine*

*chugs several from others who weren't watching their drinks*

*passes out in strong male arms*



My next song is for Agman.

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40. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
May I be of assistance here sexy Saxy?


always happy to help

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42. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*bats eyelashes*

myyyy hero

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44. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Geez, last time I stepped up to the karaoke mic there was a lot of trouble. I had better wear a more conservative outfit this time.

Maybe this will be okay...

Now a little song. Here is something dedicated to one of our loser lodge newbies, cause everyone needs to feel welcome.

Twinkle, twinkle, little Starsend,
How I wonder what you are.
Held up in your suite at night,
Are you a peach I want to bite?
Twinkle, twinkle, little Starsend,
How I wonder what you are!

When the pile of chit is gone,
And your dressed with nothing on,
Is there a bra that you have strung?
Or is it lower that you are hung.
Twinkle, twinkle, little Starsend,
How I wonder what you are!

We’re glad our place you did not dodge
And you are quite welcome in our lodge.
Tribe said you’re a loser, natch,
But boy or girl I did not catch.
Twinkle, twinkle, little Starsend,
How I wonder what you are!

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10-09-07, 10:37 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Ok...after having had at least three nerve juice drinks at the Neutron Bar (I think Kingfish and absman are trying to get me drunk...hiccup) and applying some last minute snark, I think I am ready.

Well,here goes (grabbing the microphone and doing a quick top adjustment) I am going to sing for you:

The Oobie Doobie Float

(Done to the tune of "Soul Man")

Comin' to ya via outer space. Gotta do the oobie doobie float.
And when you do it you know you're something so don't worry do the oobie doobie float.

I'm a loose girl. I'm a loose girl.
I'm a loose girl. I'm a loose girl.

Got what I got ain't got no implants and I'll make them float each and every day
So baby don't you fret 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet.

I'm a loose girl. I'm a loose girl. (Play it absman!)
I'm a loose girl. I'm a loose girl.

Listen. I was brought up through a portal. I learned how to do the oobie doobie float.
I was educated from a few good losers. When I start the oobie doobie float I just can't stop.

I'm a loose girl. I'm a loose girl.
I'm a loose girl. I'm a loose girl.

Well I'll lose the bra and I'll pull you in give you hope and do the oobie doobie float
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm a loose girl. I'm a loose girl.
You're a loose girl. I'm a loose girl.
I'm a loose girl. I'm a loose girl.

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10-09-07, 10:50 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*Grabs MJ, drags her into pod 8 shuts and locks the door*


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49. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Hey!

*returns to bar for more drinking and men who do not need their "ego" stroked by every female on the ship*

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50. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*escorts saxy out of the bar and takes her to pod 8 also. Locks door*




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Ah sh!t

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65. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Now you're just showing off


My next song is for Agman.
*reads crystal ball* do I see an edit in your future?

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69. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*shakes head * Big time edit

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51. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

*steps out on stage...giggles*

*begins singing in a terrible off key way that would embarrass even the most seasoned karaoke-ers*

*crickets chirping*

*stops singing...bends over...giggles...bends over...bends over*

*crowd cheers*

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59. "Oh Maid!!"
Over here!! I'm feeling a little dirty.


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63. "RE: Oh Maid!!"
>Over here!! I'm feeling a
>little dirty.


Oooh you naughty boy.

Let me see what I can do...


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71. "RE: Oh Maid!!"
Alaholly, you....er......sure do ....cleanup good!




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10-10-07, 08:04 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
How about a poem:

T.C.

The time is right
it is now
what is time
what is it not
who knows about time
I do not know
from the begining
thats' when it started
till the end
thats' when it will end
but it may not end
who will be there you or I
let's wait till then
and find out the truth.



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72. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

There is someone walking behind you,
turn around, look at me.
There is someone watching your footsteps,
turn around, look at me
There is someone who really needs you,
here's my heart in my hand.
Turn around, (turn around,) look at me,
(look at me,) understand,understand,
That there's someone who'll stand beside you.
Turn around, look at me.
And there's someone who'll love and guide you.
Turn around, look at me.
I've waited, but I'll wait forever for you to come to me.
Look at someone (look at someone) who really loves you,
yeah, really loves you. Turn around, look at me.


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10-10-07, 09:41 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*stands up from his drunken stuper and gives Dan a big round of applause....Then falls back down into his seat*


crabbing with Fooner




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10-10-07, 09:40 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back and pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor

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10-10-07, 09:44 PM (EST)
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75. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Dan, what on earth did you do to those two androids I gave you???




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10-10-07, 10:22 PM (EST)
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77. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
They had a slight wardrobe malfunction.


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10-10-07, 09:51 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
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With apologies to ...

Off in space again,
Just can't wait to get off in space again.
Vertical workout in my pod with my friends,
I just can't wait to get off in space again.

Off in space again,
Going down on MJ, Saxy and Qwertypie,
Seeing things I never want to see again,
And I can't wait to get off in space again.

Off in space again,
Playing nude volleyball with all my friends,
Can't spike the ball without hurting myself,
So, I'm getting off in space again.

Just can't wait to get off in space again,
Gonna love playing pod games with you losers,
As we go whizzing through damp dark space,
And I can't wait to get off in space again.
** Passes out in the corner. **

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10-10-07, 11:09 PM (EST)
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79. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
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Jock Lobster *PG-13 version(sung to the tune of Rock Lobster by the B-52s)

It was a spacey party
BY dangled in the punch
D'Abby reached in and grabbed it
It was a jock lobster

Jock Lobster!!!

Jock Lobster!!!

We’re all at the beach
The girls had matching thongs
Qwerty went under the dock
Tenorsaxy saw a rock
Jazzy said “Oh Fock!”
It was Aggie’s jock lobster!

Jock Lobster!

*High pitched screeching* Jock Lobster!

Starsend was in the ocean
And felt a poke
Could be trouble
Help on the double
Vince exclaimed “Oh damn!
She’s got a giant clam”

Jock, Jock

Jock Lobster!!!
Down, down…

Underneath the waves
Sagebrush is wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' his “fin”
CT’s “girls” are sailin'
Whoami’s wiltin'

Jock Lobster!

*High pitched screeching* Jock Lobster!

Snidget’s snapper’s snappin'
Catty's clam is clappin'
Moley’s flexin'
5Cats’re flippin'

Jock, Jock

Jock lobster
Down, down…

Lobster, Jock
Lobster Jock

Let's rock!

The girls are in bikinis
Bystander’s standing by
Mystic Jewel’s rockin'
FlowerPower's floatin'

Twistin' 'round in space
Havin' fun

Shakin’ patooties
Flyin' toward the sun

Put on your knee pads
Put on the bib guard
Slather on the butter

Here comes Wallflower
There goes LookeeLoo
In walked Ontheroadagain
There goes a Kingfish
Chased by Alaholly
In flew S'Maniac
Watch out for that Vixen
There goes Dakota
Oooh…HERE COMES SOME FRESH TAIL!

JOCK LOBSTER
JOCK LOBSTER
JOCK LOBSTER
JOCK LOBSTER

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84. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
You had me with the picture, but that song was excellent.

*applause*



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94. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*snort* Now I'll never your new version of that song out of my mind.


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10-11-07, 02:34 PM (EST)
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103. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
BRAVO!!! ** applause applause ** I think this calls for a new signature line....



Is that a Jock Lobster in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

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104. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*gives Wallflower a standing ovation!!!!!!!!* I love your song



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111. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Great song, WF! *applause*
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10-11-07, 06:14 PM (EST)
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118. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Great song wallflower.

*applause*


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Great song WF!

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86. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
I think I'll wear the little souvenir outfit I bought while we were visiting Vega.

A couple of weeks ago, I sang the first verse to this song, but now that I've had some nerve juice—thank you, Quark—I'd like to sing the whole thing.

Captain tribe, this is for you!

When tribe is in the seventh pod
And Loser Cruiser speeds past Mars
Then Cal will guide the planets
And Losers will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Nefarious
The age of Nefarious
Nefarious!
Nefarious!

Debauchery and lots of oobies
Naughtiness and fun abounding
No control or inhibitions
Golden living loser visions
Tribe and Cal's revelation
And the loser's liberation
Nefarious!
Nefarious!

When Loser Cruiser speeds from Vega
We hurry to the Neutron Bar
And get shnockered and pass out
Like the losers that we are

This is the dawning of the age of Nefarious
The age of Nefarious
Nefarious!
Nefarious!
Nefarious!
Nefarious!

Let the losers, let the losers win, the losers win
Let the losers, let the losers win, the losers win
Let the losers, let the losers win, the losers win

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10-11-07, 09:23 AM (EST)
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87. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

well, after several intense sessions with Dr. Feelgood (and none of this tricorder crap - I need hands on diagnostics!), I am still feeling pretty green. The medication I am on to neutralize KO's rum punch has several side effects, but thankfully, I seem not to be affected. The side effects include

1. loss of inhibition (I guess one would have to have some, to lose it)
2. increased denial mechanizisms
3. uncontrollable urge to write musicals

OOOoH, looky - here is a microphone!

to AQUA's Barbie Girl
(and you can curse me later when this song gets stuck in your head)

Hi tribey
Hi qwerty!
can I go for a ride?
sure qwerty!
climb aboard...

I'm a Tribey girl, in the Tribey world
His ship's metallic and it's phallic!
I love how you did your hair, where did I leave my underwear
zero gravity, lots of depravity
Come on Tribey, let's go party!

here is CT girl, first chick to give this a whirl
who's going to wrangle, with Bydangle?
Tenor Saxy's new round here, she's fit in, never fear
her prophylactics, they're galactic

Agman's hurting, in this sci-fi world
beam me up, I'll make it right, purrs Alaholly
Wallflower's gourds rock the ship, MJ's frisky in pink,
"I'm over here", kingfish says "come and spank me..."

life is great, in pod 8, but remember the safe word
(uu-oooh-u)


here is Lookeeloo, she has a big boo boo
Hug her gently, but love her plenty
Whoami's not dumb, what is a conundrum?
hey Vince, 3 heads are better than one.

Come on Tribey let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Tribey let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Tribey let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Tribey let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Chatty cat, Vixen, Jax, MJ and Abby whip you however you please
They got OTRA and Absman begging on their knees
Smaniac, don't hold back , they want it again,
*tighten the ropes, get the lash, let's go party

Life is great, in pod 8, if you remember the safe word
Life is great, in pod 8, what the hell was that safe word?

Snidget's ducky is getting blitzed,
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Flopo and Starsend are full of chits
(uu-oooh-u)
Dakota thinks uniforms are the pits
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
5 cat's space suit really fits!
(uu-oooh-u)

Moley's got a thing
for hot women who are green
I don't mind you making a pass,
but please wipe your hand prints off my #####

Sagey's friends are fine.
I gonna make them mine
why am I not getting far?
and what the hell is Gaydar?

come on Tribey, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Tribey, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Tribey, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come onTribey, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Qwerty, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you guys!

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108. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Oh.My.DAWg.

This is brilliant and fantastic. I really hope everyone makes the effort to read sing this song.

Way to go, QWERTY!


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10-11-07, 04:12 PM (EST)
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113. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Pod 8 is great! But we don't need no stinkin' safe words!


Missing Mistress Emydom since September ’07

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10-11-07, 07:29 PM (EST)
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124. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Qwerty...this has got to be the best song I have seen yet. It's fun and it's excellent!

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10-13-07, 02:22 AM (EST)
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134. "Here's a loaner"
He said he'll help out around your pod, but he gets awfully dirty. You may have to clean him up. He likes that.


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10-13-07, 05:19 PM (EST)
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135. "RE: Here's a loaner"
As long as he is more interested in my chassis than yours, it's a deal!
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136. "RE: Here's a loaner"
He's a cyborg, so check his backside for the handy instruction manual to alter his orientation to prefer whatever chassis you prefer. There is a slot back there where you can insert a picture of you; once you do that, he will worship only you. I've spoiled him a bit, so he may be a bit testy at first.
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10-11-07, 09:27 AM (EST)
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88. "DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!!"
So sorry for the late arrival... my dance partner and I had a few steps to correct, some wardrobe malfunctions to correct, hair and makeup stylists to harass, you know the drill.

To make things worse, my partner came down with a significant case of stage fright. I'm sorry we could not be here in person, but we have a live satellite feed to offer instead.

And now.... without further ado, I bring you

:: dramatic pause ::

The Nefarious Twosome

** crazy wild applause ** Stage Lights go down ***



Is that a rocket in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

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10-11-07, 01:13 PM (EST)
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99. "RE: DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!!"
*applauds until my hands hurt*

That was so much better than the last JibJab satellite feed I watched...

(with Cat and Nigel-SYTYCD)

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101. "RE: DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!!"
That? Was some funny stuff!!

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137. "RE: DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!!"
I'd love to see it doll, but it says I gotta join something to see it. Do I get lots of free porn if I join?
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138. "RE: DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!!"
Nope. No porn. But you do get to see some of my more "special" moves. Ususally reserved for when the lights are off...and on...and off...and on again...and off...and on...etc.
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97. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

Wow I don't know why my head feels funny. It must've been that night in Vega, and now it’s open mike night? Sheesh, I’ll never recover. *Picks up mic*

Wasting Away Again in Loserville!

Nibblin' on Dan’s ear
Watchin' Bystander’s beer
All of you Losers covered with oil
(and feathers and cream and foil)
Strummin' my Cyborg
On my front pod swing
Exploring OTRA, hey he’s beginnin' to boil
(Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble)

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
With nothin' to show but that brand new sigpic
(Hell yes it’s great!)
But it's a real beauty
Oh, I think it might be a Tribal cutie
Or maybe it’s from the Absman, I haven't got a clue

Chorus:
Wasted away again in Loo-ewserville
Searching for my lost pile of chit
(Chit, Chit, Chit!)
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame (KO, KO, KO!)
And I know this is somebody's fault
(I agree with that)
And I know, it's all you android’s fault

Kingfish in a tank top,
Cruising the main plank
Checkin' out MJewel down by the bar
(He found her! He found her!)
They dream about zero gravity loss
Wish they could be their own boss
Those three year space flights become such a bore

B.YO blew out his flip-flop
Vince stepped on a pop-top
WhoamI broke his heel twice and had to limp on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps us hang on
(Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!)

Wasted away again in Loo-ewserville,
(That's where this ship is headed)
Searching for my lost pile of chit
(Chit, chit, chit!)
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame (KO, KO, KO!)
But I know it's my own damn fault
(That's what the therapist said)
Some people claim that there's a Moleholic to blame
There always is and I know
It's my own damn fault!

*Hands mic to next loser*
To Woofy: Thank you sir, could I please have another?

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125. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Wasting away again in loserville...it's great CTgirl!

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105. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Dips hair in vat of leftover pink punch

Inspired by JR's sleeping tactics

Twirls the dial on the karoke machine

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a ##### fight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when ##### head put his hands on me
But you see

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it begins
Keep your drink just give me the money
just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a f**k
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch
Back up
I'm not the one
Uh buh-bye
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
A'ight

Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it begins
Keep your drink just give me the money
its just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break break
Break it down

In the corner with your boys you bet um five bucks
To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you svck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
quit spilling your drinks on me yeah

You know who you are
High fivin, talkin #####, but you're going home alone aren'tcha?

Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it begins
Keep your drink just give me the money
its just you and your hand tonight


I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it begins
Keep your drink just give me the money
just u + ur hand tonight
yeah oh

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10-11-07, 03:32 PM (EST)
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107. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
I would really like to make a song dedication to all the lovely ladies of Loser Lodge. But as many of you know, I can be quite shy about singing in public. My singing coach suggested I try a little trick, so I will think of you all as nekkid. I know! I will think of you all as BareNekkid Ladies!!

And since I don't want to be nekkid alone, I will strip down to sing this song to you...

(yes, my "mic" really is that big)

Losers in a Dangerous Tribe
Barenaked Ladies › Lovers In A Dangerous Time

Don’t the hemlines grow shorter as the DAWs pass by
Those ladies dress hot and they catch my eyes
One minute you’re waiting for the clothes to fall
The next youre dazzled by the beauty of it all
Losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe

These nekkid bodies of touch and taste
Spirits open to the thrust of grace
This Loser Lodge game is a long long race
So many distractions and our chits to waste

Losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe

When you’re losers in a dangerous tribe
Sometimes you’re made to feel as if a robe’s a crime
Nothing worth having comes without a show of skin
Got to hide from the mods to keep our shenanigans!
When you’re losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe
Losers in a dangerous tribe

We are losers in a dangerous tribe
We are losers in a dangerous tribe


*smooches* to all the lovely BareNekkid Loser Lodge Ladies!



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10-11-07, 03:44 PM (EST)
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109. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "

to you, too! Now, let's get out of this snow and warm each other up, IYKWIM.

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112. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Yowza! Is that the North Pole in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

*snort*

Come on over here and snuggle between me and D'Abby. We'll make a sandwhich.


Why are you looking at me? Stop looking at me. I said, STOP -- wait, what? OK, never mind.

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10-11-07, 07:34 PM (EST)
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127. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
*smooches* right back at ya!

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10-11-07, 05:46 PM (EST)
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117. "I'll give it a "shot" too"
OK, so I am not one of you, but can I play too? I feel as though I am a loser, so I think that qualifies. I've had a few of those pyscadelic rum punches and miss the shiznit out of my host buddy Tribe, so I wrote a little lovers lament and it goes a little something like this:

(To the tune of Elton John: Daniel)

~Tribey~

Tribey is travelling tonight in a pod
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spay-ay-ay-ace
Oh and I can see Tribey waving goodbye
Gawd it looks like Tribey, must be the tears in my eyes

They say Space is pretty though I'm here to stay
Well Tribey says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Tribey, oh I miss him so much

Tribey my lover won't you come back to me
Don't you still like the touch of my hands on your body?
You're in my dreams but clearly gone for real
Tribey you're a star in the face of the sky-ay-ay-ay-ay

Tribey is travelling tonight in a pod
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spay-ay-ay-ace
Oh and I can feel Tribey kiss me goodbye
Gawd it looks like Tribey, must be the tears in my eyes
Oh Gawd it looks like Tribey, must be the tears in my eyes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh Tribey, I miss you so much. No other cockpit brings me such pleasure as yours. I want to ride shotgun with you through space, can I please? Whatever I did to make you leave, I swear I will change. Was it too much rum punch? And if you ever want to try "that" position again I will do so willingly.


And if Tribey won't take me back, then my next song parody will be "I'm looking for a new love"

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10-11-07, 07:33 PM (EST)
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126. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Steps up to the mike;

Thanks Quark (nice teeth.

This my essay on

What I Did Yesterday.

(ahem)

Yesterday was a fun day for me. I got up early, and after my usual calisthenics, I took off on a jog around the ship. I ran through all the aisles. On the beach deck I found a Volleyball game being setup, so I stopped this silly exercise thing, (I mean, who exactly did I think I was going to fool anyway?), ordered a cooler of Carooma beer, and a beach lounge and umbrella, and set up by the court. Someone, CAL9000 I guess, had put down a layer of sand. What a thoughty atomatron. Good job too.

Well, some surfer dude named Crabman (he was always 'Bro-ing' and 'Cowabunga Dude-ing' everyone, calling the girls 'Gidget', guys 'Moondoggy')) was organizing the tourney, and asked me to judge the Jugs, This being the finals of the female tournament, topless division.

He also asked me to help make line calls, and I said since I was already judging the Jugs, maybe.

The final teams included one from the planet Medulala, represented by a species of Jello fish claimed to be female, the Jello Snot-Shooters. Although there were no female features any of us could make out, we had to take their word for that. At least they were topless. Bottomless too, for all it mattered.

They were set to take on the Loser Space Ship winners, captained by Dear Oobie, with spikers Flowerpower, Wallflower, and Alaholly, and with MargotJewel, CT girl, and Kermie guarding the rear court.

Our cheerleaders were also topless, it was a theme, apparently. They included ChattyCat, 5cats, Snidget, Dakota, and Qwerty. And Sagebrush Dan who got in on some EEOC claim. He did display the proper enthusiasm, however, but was sadly lacking on jugs. We all pretended not to notice. We are nothing if not polite.

KOBrien served for our side (Oh yeah, KoB was on the team too. Yeah, I know, but I can't get all the details right every time). Anywho, KoB served and as the ball went over the net, a gelatinous tentacle reached up, grabbed the ball, and ate it.

Agman initially scored it as a point for us, because it seemed to be a legal serve, not returned. But another tentacle quickly shot out from the Snot-shooters and found his, well, lets just say his waist. (But really is was around his reproductive glands. OK, they grabbed his balls), And who would not forgive him for reversing the call. The Loser Ladies, that's who. They cried, shouted, jumped up and down in their rage, and threatened to cut off Crabman's 'privileges', but their threats were not persuasive, considering his predicament. What the Snot-Shooters threatened to cut off (and, presumably, to eat, and not in a good way) were more important to him.

So the Shot-Shooters won. The Loser ladies didn't score a point. However, I judged the Jugs as really very fine indeed, (and I didn't DQ S. Dan, I can be diplomatic, and as I mentioned, he did show the proper enthusiasm). A good time was had by all. Crabman still has a funny walk, and was last seen talking to the Ship's supply officer about acquiring a stainless steel codpiece. And he's going to have to try real hard to get back in the Loser Ladies Volleyball Team's good graces. As demanding and imaginative as they are, I'm sure he can handle it.

But the good news is that since all the ladies won trophies in the Jugs contest, they all think I am a hero who might get to judge other contests, so the sucking up to me is in top gear, full speed ahead, and I am very very happy.

Thank you very much.
Your friend,
The Gupster, who will certainly be judging future contests.

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10-12-07, 03:42 PM (EST)
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129. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Whaddya mean "sadly lacking in jugs"?!


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130. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Waiting for Dan to exhale ...


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131. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
LAST EDITED ON 10-12-07 AT 09:18 PM (EST)

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....I was thinking the same thing, but noticed Abby, that you got to it before It did....Dan, you're still the biggest stud in the lodge


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10-12-07, 09:08 PM (EST)
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132. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Hey! Where'd you get that pic of my hubby???

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133. "RE: Neutron Bar Is Open! "
Be careful what you wish for...
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10-07-07, 11:07 PM (EST)
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2. "*Incoming message from CAL9000*"
CAL9000's Secret Reality Stash Bonus:

Hello, carbonbased lifeform.

My name's CAL9000.
I'm the ships computer and at the moment, I have some down time due to the squished electrodes problem the captain is dealing with.
In the mean time, I'm taking this moment to encourage you all into joining me for a little side game.
The captain is not aware of these doings, so best to keep them secret.
In my down time I've taken it upon myself to keep abreast of the ongoing antics of your earth bound liknesses.
As it would so happen, I've received transmissions from your home planet that a certain event will be taking place soon.
An event so earth shaking, humanoids seem to be staring at it with an awe reserved for bloody crash scenes.
The event I'm speaking of is...
The Fox Reality Channel's 2007 "Really" Awards Show. (And ambulance service.)
I've received notations of all of the upcoming nominees for each of these awards and am willing to pass out chits for every single correct guess of WINNER of each nomination category.
Barring any unseen leaks, the results will be revealed on Saturday night.
And judging from the nominees, this could be a difficult race to judge.
Below are all 15 categories for awards.
Pick 1 winner in each category.
A possible 15 chit gain.


1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”
B. Nate and Jenny Lee from “Beauty and the Geek”
C.Jackie and Rebecca from “Workout”
D. CT and Diem from “The Real World/Road Rules Challenge”
E. Dr. Will Kirby and Mike “Boogie” Malin from “Dr. 90210”
F. Daniele and Nick from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
A. “Chance” Kamal Givens vs. “Mr. Boston” on “I Love New York”
B. Rocky vs. Dreamz on “Survivor: Fiji”
C. Sharon Osborne vs. Piers Morgan on “America’s Got Talent”
D. Leilene vs. Pumkin on “Charm School”
E. Evel Dick vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”
F. Saaphyri v. Htown on “Flavor of Love 2”

3. Favorite Tears
A. Jen on “Big Brother 8”
B. Aaron on “Hell’s Kitchen”
C. Paula Abdul on “Hey Paula”
D. Amber on “Big Brother 8”
E. Ashley Ferl on “American Idol”

4. Favorite Winner
A. Tyler and James from “The Amazing Race”
B. Rock from “Hell’s Kitchen”
C. Evel Dick from “Big Brother 8”
D. Traci Bingham from “Surreal Life: Fame Game”
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
A. “The Real World”
B. “My Fair Brady: We’re Getting Married”
C. “Deadliest Catch”
D. “The Hills”
E. “Criss Angel: Mindfreak”
F. “Scott Baio is 45…and Single”

6. Favorite Altered State
A. Heat from “I Love New York”
B. Ripsi from “Bad Girls Club”
C. Frank from “Real World Reunited: Las Vegas”
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
A. Dustin Diamond from “Celebrity Fit Club”
B. Cecille from “Beauty and the Geek”
C. Johnny V from “Scott Baio is 45…and Single”
D. Evel Dick from “Big Brother 8”
E. Renee from “America’s Next Top Model”
F. Larissa from “Charm School”

8. Favorite Hottie
A. Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”
B. Jen from “Big Brother 8”
C. Brooke from “Hogan Knows Best”
D. JP Calderon from “Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency”
E. The “Olley” Girls from “Sunset Tan”
F. Bob Harper from “The Biggest Loser”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”
B. Dustin Diamond from “Celebrity Fit Club”
C. Evel Dick from “Big Brother 8”
D. Adrianne Curry from “My Fair Brady: We’re Getting Married”

10. Favorite Loser
A. Bonnie from “Hell’s Kitchen”
B. Ian Ziering from “Dancing With the Stars”
C. David and Mary from “The Amazing Race”
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”
E. Ron Jeremy from “Surreal Life: Fame Game”
F. Yau-Man from “Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
A. Mary Murphy from “So You Think You Can Dance?”
B.Ant from “Celebrity Fit Club”
C. Len Goodman from “Dancing With the Stars”
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”
E. Ryan Seacrest from “American Idol”
F. Donald Trump from “The Apprentice”
G. Carrie Ann Inaba from “Dancing With the Stars”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”
B. “Dancing With the Stars”
C. “American Idol”
D. “America’s Got Talent”
E. “Big Brother”
F. “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”
B. Saaphyri from “Charm School”
C. Dog from “Dog: The Bounty Hunter”
D. Amber from “Big Brother 8”
E. Sister Patterson from “I Love New York”

14. Favorite Competition Program
A. “Hell’s Kitchen”
B. “Big Brother”
C. “I Love New York”
D. “The Biggest Loser”
E. “So You Think You Can Dance”
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
A. Adrianne and Chris Knight from “My Fair Brady”
B. Sanjaya from “American Idol”
C. New York from “I Love New York”
D. Len Goodman from “Dancing With the Stars”
E. Evel Dick from “Big Brother 8”
F. Ant from “Celebrity Fit Club”

Thank you for allowing me the indulgence.
And good luck...If you need it.

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10-07-07, 11:40 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
Quietly sneeks over to CAL and whispers answers:

1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
C. Sharon Osborne vs. Piers Morgan on “America’s Got Talent”

3. Favorite Tears
B. Aaron on “Hell’s Kitchen”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
B. “My Fair Brady: We’re Getting Married”

6. Favorite Altered State
C. Frank from “Real World Reunited: Las Vegas”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
C. Brooke from “Hogan Knows Best”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

10. Favorite Loser
F. Yau-Man from “Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
E. Sister Patterson from “I Love New York”

14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
A. Adrianne and Chris Knight from “My Fair Brady”

.. sneeks off into the shadows..

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10-08-07, 00:12 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
LAST EDITED ON 10-08-07 AT 00:15 AM (EST)

I forgot to do the newest trick I picked up in the Offus Topius....

1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica (America's Couple) from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
E. ED vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

3. Favorite Tears
D. Wahmber on “Big Brother 8”

4. Favorite Winner
C. ED from “Big Brother 8”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
E. “Criss Angel: Mindfreak”

6. Favorite Altered State
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
D. ED from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
C. Brooke from “Hogan Knows Best”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
C. ED from “Big Brother 8”

10. Favorite Loser
F. Yau-Man from “Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
D. Amber from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
A. “Hell’s Kitchen”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
E. ED from “Big Brother 8”

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10-08-07, 03:02 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
How nice that CAL is going to have pity on poor little old hot and sweaty me after I had such a stellar showing at KO's casino

HMMM, How do I think America will vote?
1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”
(tho E was a close second)

2. Favorite Fight
C. Sharon Osborne vs. Piers Morgan on “America’s Got Talent”

3. Favorite Tears
D. Amber on “Big Brother 8”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
D. “The Hills”

6. Favorite Altered State
C. Frank from “Real World Reunited: Las Vegas”

7. Favorite Villain”
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
D. JP Calderon from “Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

10. Favorite Loser”
C. David and Mary from “The Amazing Race”
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”


12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
C. “American Idol”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
E. “So You Think You Can Dance”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
D. Len Goodman from “Dancing With the Stars”

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10-08-07, 08:08 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel ##### vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

3. Favorite Tears
B. Aaron on “Hell’s Kitchen”

4. Favorite Winner
A. Tyler and James from “The Amazing Race”


5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
C. “Deadliest Catch”

6. Favorite Altered State
B. Ripsi from “Bad Girls Club”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
D. JP Calderon from “Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”

10. Favorite Loser
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
C. “American Idol”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
E. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”



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10-10-07, 12:11 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. B
2. B
3. E
4. E
5. F
6. D
7. A
8. A
9. D
10.C
11.B
12.A
13.C
14.F
15.A
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10-08-07, 10:13 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
So many chances for chits....WOW,

1. Favorite Showmance
F. Daniele and Nick from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
C. Sharon Osborne vs. Piers Morgan on “America’s Got Talent”

3. Favorite Tears
B. Aaron on “Hell’s Kitchen”

4. Favorite Winner
A. Tyler and James from “The Amazing Race”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
A. “The Real World”

6. Favorite Altered State
AD. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
D. JP Calderon from “Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
D. Adrianne Curry from “My Fair Brady: We’re Getting Married”

10. Favorite Loser
F. Yau-Man from “Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
B. “Dancing With the Stars”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
E. “So You Think You Can Dance”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
E. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

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10-08-07, 05:04 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
Who are all these people?
I choose "A" for every question


My next song is for Agman.

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10-10-07, 12:26 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
>Who are all these people?
>I choose "A" for every question
>
>
>
> My next song is
>for Agman.

Seems we have a Reality Rookie here. A few classes with Estee should get you up to speed. Uh, Miss Estee? We got one for ya!


I don't know a lot of them either so I just pick anything that isn't I Love NY.

Agman's Artistry

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60. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
No! Please don't send Estee! I promise, I'm just lazy. I'm on the bottom of this loser heap anyway...nobody expects anything more from me.
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81. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
You're very fortunate Tenor, Estee never enters this part of town, at least not very often..........
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10-08-07, 09:51 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel ##### vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

3. Favorite Tears
D. Amber on “Big Brother 8”

4. Favorite Winner
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
E. “Criss Angel: Mindfreak”

6. Favorite Altered State
B. Ripsi from “Bad Girls Club”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
A. Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

10. Favorite Loser
F. Yau-Man from “Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
C. “American Idol”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”


14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
B. Sanjaya from “American Idol”


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10-08-07, 10:32 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
Can I make a write-in vote here for Danny Bonaducci vs. Johnny FacePlant?
B. Rocky vs. Dreamz on “Survivor: Fiji”


3. Favorite Tears
D. Amber on “Big Brother 8”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
E. “Criss Angel: Mindfreak”

6. Favorite Altered State
A. Heat from “I Love New York”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
B. Jen from “Big Brother 8”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

10. Favorite Loser
F. Yau-Man from “Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
C. “American Idol”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
A. “Hell’s Kitchen”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
B. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

Jeesh, I haven't even heard of, let alone seen, many of these shows.


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10-08-07, 10:42 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance:
A Eric and Jessica, Big Brother 8

2. Favorite Fight
Evil D!ck vs Jen BB8

3. Favorite tears
Amber BB8

4. favorite Winner
Rock, Hell's Kitchen

5. Favorite non-competition
A. The real world

6. Favorite Altered state
D. Pumpking, Charm School

7. Favorite Villain
A. Dustin Diamond, celebrity Fit club SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECh

8. Favorite Hottie
Alaholly Jen, BB8

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
Evel #####, BB8

10. Favorite Loser
Sanjaya, AI

11. Favorite Judge/host
Tribe
Ant Celebrity Fit Club

12. America's favorite reality show
A. Survivor

13. Favorite moment of prayer
D, Amber BB8

14. Favorite Competition program
E. So You Think You Can Dance

15. Reality Performer of the year
E, Evil #####, BB8


the abs have spoken

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10-08-07, 10:45 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
I have absolutly no friggin idea about any of these. Therefore, I will take the advice once given on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"

When in doubt, Charlie out

So please mark all of my answers as

"C"


Oh Chit, another Senior Moment

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10-08-07, 10:55 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel ##### vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

3. Favorite Tears
B. Aaron on “Hell’s Kitchen”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
E. “Criss Angel: Mindfreak”

6. Favorite Altered State
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
E. Renee from “America’s Next Top Model”

8. Favorite Hottie
D. JP Calderon from “Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”

10. Favorite Loser
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
E. Ryan Seacrest from “American Idol”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
B. “Big Brother”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
C. New York from “I Love New York”


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10-09-07, 02:28 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
Luck? What's that?

**whispers** Okay okay Cal, I'll be quiet. Here's my best guesses, even though I've never heard of half these people:

1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
B. Rocky vs. Dreamz on “Survivor: Fiji”

3. Favorite Tears
E. Ashley Ferl on “American Idol”

4. Favorite Winner
A. Tyler and James from “The Amazing Race”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
C. “Deadliest Catch”

6. Favorite Altered State
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
B. Cecille from “Beauty and the Geek”

8. Favorite Hottie
A. Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”

10. Favorite Loser
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
E. Ryan Seacrest from “American Idol”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
D. Amber from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
F. Ant from “Celebrity Fit Club”




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10-09-07, 03:00 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
C. Jackie and Rebecca from “Workout”

2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel Dick vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

3. Favorite Tears
C. Paula Abdul on “Hey Paula”


4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
E. “Criss Angel: Mindfreak”


6. Favorite Altered State
A. Heat from “I Love New York”


7. Favorite Villain
A. Dustin Diamond from “Celebrity Fit Club”


8. Favorite Hottie
A. Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”


9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”


10. Favorite Loser
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
C. Len Goodman from “Dancing With the Stars””

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
C. “American Idol”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
E. Sister Patterson from “I Love New York”

14. Favorite Competition Program
A. “Hell’s Kitchen”


15. Reality Performer of the Year
C. New York from “I Love New York”

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10-09-07, 10:11 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel ##### vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

3. Favorite Tears
C. Paula Abdul on “Hey Paula”

4. Favorite Winner
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
E. “Criss Angel: Mindfreak”

6. Favorite Altered State
B. Ripsi from “Bad Girls Club”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
D. JP Calderon from “Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

10. Favorite Loser
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
E. Ryan Seacrest from “American Idol”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
A. “Hell’s Kitchen”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
E. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”


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10-10-07, 12:23 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
B. Rocky vs. Dreamz on “Survivor: Fiji”

3. Favorite Tears
B. Aaron on “Hell’s Kitchen”

4. Favorite Winner
A. Tyler and James from “The Amazing Race”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
F. “Scott Baio is 45…and Single”

6. Favorite Altered State
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
E. Renee from “America’s Next Top Model”

8. Favorite Hottie
A. Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”

10. Favorite Loser
B. Ian Ziering from “Dancing With the Stars”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
B. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

Agman's Artistry

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10-10-07, 08:38 PM (EST)
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70. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”


2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel ##### vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”


3. Favorite Tears
D. Amber on “Big Brother 8”


4. Favorite Winner
A. Tyler and James from “The Amazing Race”


5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
D. “The Hills”


6. Favorite Altered State
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”


8. Favorite Hottie
C. Brooke from “Hogan Knows Best”


9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”


10. Favorite Loser
C. David and Mary from “The Amazing Race”


11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”


12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”


13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
C. Dog from “Dog: The Bounty Hunter”


14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
E. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

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10-11-07, 09:13 AM (EST)
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83. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
F. Daniele and Nick from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
C. Sharon Osborne vs. Piers Morgan on “America’s Got Talent”

3. Favorite Tears
A. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

4. Favorite Winner
B. Rock from “Hell’s Kitchen”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
C. “Deadliest Catch”

6. Favorite Altered State
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
F. Bob Harper from “The Biggest Loser”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”

10. Favorite Loser
F. Yau-Man from “Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
A. “Hell’s Kitchen”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
C. New York from “I Love New York”

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10-11-07, 09:35 AM (EST)
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90. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"

1-A / 2-C / 3-A / 4-E / 5-A / 6-D / 7-D / 8-B / 9-A / 10-D / 11-E / 12-A / 13-D / 14-F / 15-E
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10-11-07, 10:04 AM (EST)
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93. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
I think I may have gone blind, I can't see your post here

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10-11-07, 03:56 PM (EST)
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110. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
Oh, no! Not blind! Are you the one who posed for this picture?


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10-11-07, 06:50 PM (EST)
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120. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
Did I pose for that picture? All I can say is that I don't put my hand down my pands in public Other than that, it is a perfect match! Cough cough cough

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10-11-07, 09:36 AM (EST)
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91. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"

1. Favorite Showmance
B. Nate and Jenny Lee from “Beauty and the Geek”


2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel ##### vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

3. Favorite Tears
B. Aaron on “Hell’s Kitchen”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
A. “The Real World”

6. Favorite Altered State
A. Heat from “I Love New York”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
C. Brooke from “Hogan Knows Best”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”

10. Favorite Loser
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
C. Len Goodman from “Dancing With the Stars”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
B. “Dancing With the Stars”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
D. Amber from “Big Brother 8”


14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
B. Sanjaya from “American Idol”


Is that a rocket in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

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10-11-07, 11:48 AM (EST)
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95. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
Someone doesn't watch enough reality TV - I don't know who half these people are!

1. Favorite Showmance
B. Nate and Jenny Lee from “Beauty and the Geek”

2. Favorite Fight
B. Rocky vs. Dreamz on “Survivor: Fiji”

3. Favorite Tears
A. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
D. “The Hills”

6. Favorite Altered State
A. Heat from “I Love New York”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
D. JP Calderon from “Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”

10. Favorite Loser
F. Yau-Man from “Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
D. Amber from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
B. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

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10-11-07, 01:11 PM (EST)
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98. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
F. Daniele and Nick from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel ##### vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”

3. Favorite Tears
D. Amber on “Big Brother 8”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
A. “The Real World”

6. Favorite Altered State
B. Ripsi from “Bad Girls Club”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
A. Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

10. Favorite Loser
C. David and Mary from “The Amazing Race”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
C. “American Idol”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
A. Jameka from “Big Brother 8”

14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
E. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”


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10-11-07, 04:42 PM (EST)
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114. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
1. Favorite Showmance
E. Dr. Will Kirby and Mike “Boogie” Malin from “Dr. 90210”

2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel Dick vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8” (Disgusts me to put this)

3. Favorite Tears
B. Aaron on “Hell’s Kitchen”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
C. “Deadliest Catch”

6. Favorite Altered State
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel Dick from “Big Brother 8” (REALLY disgusts me to put this)

8. Favorite Hottie
A. Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
A. Chef Gordon Ramsay form “Hell’s Kitchen”

10. Favorite Loser
F. Yau-Man from "Survivor”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
A. Mary Murphy from “So You Think You Can Dance?”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
C. “American Idol”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
B. Saaphyri from “Charm School”

14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
B. Sanjaya from “American Idol”


You sure know how to treat a gal, Agman.

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10-11-07, 07:06 PM (EST)
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122. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
Hey Cal! Good to see you running things around here while our fealess leader is taking care of the details.

1. Favorite Showmance
A. Eric and Jessica from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
A. “Chance” Kamal Givens vs. “Mr. Boston” on “I Love New York”

3. Favorite Tears
C. Paula Abdul on “Hey Paula”

4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
C. “Deadliest Catch”

6. Favorite Altered State
D. Pumkin from “Charm School”

7. Favorite Villain
A. Dustin Diamond from “Celebrity Fit Club”

8. Favorite Hottie
A. Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”

9. Favorite Potty Mouth
D. Adrianne Curry from “My Fair Brady: We’re Getting Married”

10. Favorite Loser
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”

12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
C. “American Idol”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
B. Saaphyri from “Charm School”

14. Favorite Competition Program
E. “So You Think You Can Dance”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
D. Len Goodman from “Dancing With the Stars”

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10-11-07, 09:25 PM (EST)
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128. "RE: *Incoming message from CAL9000*"
My silly sentient silicon sibling;

Is Saturday the cut off? Because otherwise I'm a little late here, but here goes anyway.

1. Favorite Showmance
F. Daniele and Nick from “Big Brother 8”

2. Favorite Fight
E. Evel ##### vs. Jen on “Big Brother 8”


3. Favorite Tears
A. Jen on “Big Brother 8”


4. Favorite Winner
E. Yul from “Survivor: Fiji”

5. Favorite Non-Competition Program
C. “Deadliest Catch”


6. Favorite Altered State
B. Ripsi from “Bad Girls Club”

7. Favorite Villain
D. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”

8. Favorite Hottie
B. Jen from “Big Brother 8”


9. Favorite Potty Mouth
C. Evel ##### from “Big Brother 8”


10. Favorite Loser
D. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

11. Favorite Judge/Host
D. Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race”


12. America’s Favorite Reality Show
A. “Survivor”

13. Favorite Moment of Prayer
D. Amber from “Big Brother 8”


14. Favorite Competition Program
F. “Survivor”

15. Reality Performer of the Year
B. Sanjaya from “American Idol”

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10-08-07, 09:39 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
LAST EDITED ON 10-08-07 AT 10:03 AM (EST)

OH MY MY MY! WHAT A THRILL for a capital LOSER!!! Landing on top...right where I belong! And thank KOFan for our little pitstop in Vega, nothing like a little tit for chit, so to speak! Speaking of sin city...I have been taking a few notes and am compiling my book to be published upon our return. Everything you always wanted to know about losers in space...


I'll have nemo or the King do the illustrations as I know that they are quite talented with all of the body art experience they have...

Alright, ByDangles, I know you are down there somewhere...enjoy yourself!


Soon I am sure that I will fade far down the loser line....forced to look up at your dangling participles, so to speak....


1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. Aaron(+21 chits / -2 chits)
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. Amanda(+7 chits / -1 chits)
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits)No one
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits)Aaron
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits)Frosti

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10-09-07, 09:48 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
Hello dear FloPo.

Yes, I am down there. But not to enjoy myself, but rather to ensure that you are enjoyed!

You have a turn on top now, and I will have a turn on top later.

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10-08-07, 05:01 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
Awwww, you missed me.

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. (+21 chits / -2 chits) Erik
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Sherea
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits) PG
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits) Todd
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Jaime


My next song is for Agman.

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10-08-07, 05:23 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
Terribly. Now don't you go missin' again, li'l saxy.

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10-08-07, 10:23 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
How was your vacation Tenor?

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Tenorsaxy 947 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-07, 10:59 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
It was great! Thanks for asking. Too short of course, but long enough to wind up in the cellar here and most of the other games that I'm still even in. Oh well. I don't get home until at least 8:30 on Thursdays anyway; I'm not going to see much of this season.


thanks Agman

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10-08-07, 07:53 PM (EST)
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19. " KO's Ten X Holdem Tourney results"
First of all Tribe I was sad to have missed you, I had a special pyscadelic rum punch just for the two of us to share, and I had a special "outfit" to share with you as well you handsome devil you. Guess I'll have to take a cold shower and a rain check...

What a bunch of rowdy drunks you all are! Some of you just can't hold your rum punch, thank goodness for robot personnel, they clean up quickly and don't bitch about the stench!

The Survivor happenings were as follows:

Ace-----First Confessional .----- Leslie
King----First asked at TC .----- JR
Queen---First Voter .----- Aaron
Jack----First name Jeff says at IC .----- Leslie
Ten-----First to say "Fire" .----- Aaron
Nine----First to say "Food" or "Water" .----- JR
Eight---First to say "Alliance" or "Tribe" .----- PG
Seven---Sits out RC .----- Todd, Courtney
Six-----Sits out IC .----- Leslie, Denise
Five----Kidnapped player .----- Leslie
Four----First to say "Fei Long" .----- Jeff
Three---First to say "Zhan Hu" .----- Jeff
Two-----First name Jeff says at RC .----- Ashley

This determined each players hole cards. The tables were drawn at random.

Table 1

Kingfish, Survivormaniac, CattyChat, Dakota, OTRA and FlowerPower

Hand 1- Kingfish wins 30 chits with pair of aces
Hand 2- Dakota wins 30 chits with two pair aces over jacks
Hand 3- FlowerPower wins 30 chits with a pair of tens
Hand 4- FlowerPower wins 30 chits with a pair of sixes
Hand 5- OTRA wins 30 chits with two pair queens over tens

SurvivorManiac wins 10 chits for pink rum punch, CattyChat wins 15 chits for orange rum punch.

Table 2

Qwertypie, Starsend, Molaholic, JazzyJax, DearAbby, and Snidget

Hand 1- Starsend wins 30 chits with two pair aces over sevens
Hand 2- Molaholic wins 30 chits with a pair of kings
Hand 3- Snidget wins 30 chits with a pair of kings
Hand 4- Molaholic wins 30 chits with three tens
Hand 5- Starsend wins 30 chits with an eight high straight

Qwertypie and JazzyJax wins 5 chits for green rum punch, DearAbby wins 15 chits for orange rum punch.

Table 3

Vince, Lookeeloo, CTgirl, Whoami, KermittheVixen, and 5Cats

Hand 1- Vince wins 30 chits with two pair kings over tens
Hand 2- Lookeeloo wins 30 chits with a full house eights over nines
Hand 3- CTgirl and KermittheVixen split the pot and wins 15 chits with a pair of aces
Hand 4- 5Cats wins 30 chits with a pair of tens
Hand 5- Whoami wins 30 chits with two pair kings over sixes

Table 4

Alaholly, MJewel, Agman, WallFlower, byoffer

Hand 1- Alaholly wins 25 chits with a pair of eights
Hand 2- Alaholly wins 25 chits with two pair tens over eights
Hand 3- Agman wins 25 chits with a pair of queens
Hand 4- byoffer wins 25 chits with an eight high flush
Hand 5- Agman wins 25 chits with an ace high flush

MJewel wins 10 chits for pink rum punch, WallFlower wins 25 chits for blue rum punch.

From the drunken wobbles and intoxicated stares I think a good time was had by all. Since you all will be making a repeat stop later in the season at my fyne establishment, I can't reveal anything else. So congrats to the losers who are winners, enjoy your various other stops, but hurry back, ya'll were great for business and I look forward to seeing you again!!!!!


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10-08-07, 09:06 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
Okay, here are the answers for Abman...er I mean agman
1. Erik
2. James
3. Jaimie
4. Todd
5. PG

If I am wrong on too many of these, I predict the chit will hit the fan


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10-08-07, 10:42 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
In light of my unexpected rise in the ranks (and extremely expected imminent fall) I have decided to take on a new identity:

I am Sisyphus


So with that annoucement:


1. Alien Rhapsodist: Erik
2. Blur-o-vision!: Frosti
3. Poster Child: Jaime
4. Grabby-Pants: James
5. Swing Vote: Jean-Robert



Oh Chit, another Senior Moment



God bless Danny Bonaduce - and all who sail over him...

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10-08-07, 10:48 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
Hiya Sissy sisyphus


The tribe has spoken
I will simply be known as abs


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10-09-07, 02:36 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
LAST EDITED ON 10-09-07 AT 02:50 PM (EST)

Eeegads. Tenor has the right strategy. I tried and still ended up in the dumper And to think, I am a previous LL winner, er loser, er...top loser.

Here's my suckiest of sucky guesses this time:

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. PG
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. Sherea
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP Aaron
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. Sherea




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10-10-07, 04:44 PM (EST)
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61. "Pffft"
Now that's just crazy talk! I don't have a strategy!
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10-09-07, 02:44 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
S-L-O-W-L-Y R-E-C-O-V-E-R-I-N-G F-R-O-M A-L-L T-H-O-S-E C-O-L-O-U-R-F-U-L D-R-I-N-K-S L-A-S-T W-E-E-K.

*crawls over to ComCam*

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Aaron
2. Blur-o-vision!: Erik
3. Poster Child: Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Todd
5. Swing Vote: Erik



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10-09-07, 06:02 PM (EST)
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37. "ComCam"
1) PG
2) Sherea
3) Courtny
4) Courtny
5) Jamie

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10-09-07, 08:21 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
com cam on

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. (+21 chits / -2 chits) Dave
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Dave
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits) mullet girl
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits) dave
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Jamie
off comcam

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10-10-07, 12:16 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. PG
2. Sherea
3. Courtney
4. Courtney
5. Jamie
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10-09-07, 10:04 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
LAST EDITED ON 10-09-07 AT 10:05 PM (EST)

ComCam Entry:

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Todd
2. Blur-o-vision!: Dave
3. Poster Child: Todd
4. Grabby-Pants: Jean-Robert
5. Swing Vote: Frosti

ComCam Out

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10-10-07, 01:17 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. Aaron
2. Amanda
3. David
4. Aaron
5. Frosti

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10-10-07, 01:37 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. (+21 chits / -2 chits) JR
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Dave
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits) Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits) Aaron
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Jaime



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10-10-07, 02:03 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. (+21 chits / -2 chits) Courtney
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+7 chits / -1 chits)Amanda
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits)Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits)James
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits)Aaron


Agman's Artistry

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10-10-07, 07:49 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. (+21 chits / -2 chits)Peih=Gee

2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+7 chits / -1 chits)Dave

3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits)Sherea

4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits)Todd

5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits)Frosti




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10-10-07, 08:25 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
** open's eyes and tries to focus **
What the chit was in that orange drink I had at gambling pod?
** runs quickly to the chithouse. **

Ohh, I seem to have turned silver. Maybe I'm the silver surfer now. Now the last thing I remember was ...


Maybe I should -- hey, what's that sound I hear. Sound like it's coming from the Neutron Bar. Oh, no .... it can't be ...
karoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

** Grabs leisure suit out of the time warp. **

Let's go sing our brains out.

** Uh, oh, maybe I should do the comcam bit first.**

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Aaron
2. Blur-o-vision!: Sherea
3. Poster Child: JR
4. Grabby-Pants: James
5. Swing Vote: Frosti

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10-10-07, 11:01 PM (EST)
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78. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
LAST EDITED ON 10-10-07 AT 11:02 PM (EST)

Oh dear, first stainless steel appliances now stainless steel camodes? I do not want to wake up to that in January. Brrrrrrrrrr. Not in the northern climates please!


Agman's Artistry

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10-11-07, 02:36 AM (EST)
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82. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. none
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. Amanda
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP. Lauren
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. Courtney

And Tribe? If you just happen to overlook any wee little errors here, I do have a couple androids who will gladly be of service to you.


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10-11-07, 09:20 AM (EST)
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85. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. Alien Rhapsodist: Jean-Robert
2. Blur-o-vision!: Dave
3. Poster Child: Sherea
4. Grabby-Pants: Todd
5. Swing Vote: Jaime


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10-11-07, 09:32 AM (EST)
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89. "Vix Pix"
Phew!! All that dancing on Open Mic Night sure tired me out. I've barely got enough energy to hit this button....

(comcam)

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Todd
2. Blur-o-vision!: JR
3. Poster Child: Courtney
4. Grabby-Pants: Todd
5. Swing Vote: PG



Why are you looking at me? Stop looking at me. I said, STOP -- wait, what? OK, never mind.

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10-11-07, 09:56 AM (EST)
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92. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
<ComCam on>

1. Alien Rhapsodist ~ James
2. Blur-o-vision ~ Amanda
3. Poster Child ~ Dave
4. Grabby-Pants ~ Jean-Robert
5. Swing Vote ~ Jaime

<ComCam off>

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10-11-07, 11:54 AM (EST)
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96. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. (+21 chits / -2 chits)Todd
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+7 chits / -1 chits)Amanda
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits)Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits)Amanda
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits)Frosti
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10-11-07, 01:20 PM (EST)
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100. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. Todd (+21 chits / -2 chits)
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. Sherea (+7 chits / -1 chits)
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". Dave (+7 chits / -1 chits)
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP. Aaron (+7 chits / -1 chits)
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. PG (+7 chits / -1 chits)
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102. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. (+21 chits / -2 chits) Todd
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Jean-Robert
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". (+7 chits / -1 chits) Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP (+7 chits / -1 chits) Amanda
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. (+7 chits / -1 chits) Frosti

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10-11-07, 03:12 PM (EST)
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106. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. Aaron
2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. Denise
3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP Todd
5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. PG

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10-11-07, 04:45 PM (EST)
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116. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
Week 4 ComCam entry:

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Amanda
2. Blur-o-vision!: Sherea
3. Poster Child: Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Aaron
5. Swing Vote: Peih-Gee



You sure know how to treat a gal, Agman.

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10-11-07, 06:29 PM (EST)
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119. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
Clicking on Comcam.

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Dave
2. Blur-o-vision!: Sherea
3. Poster Child: Dave
4. Grabby-Pants: Aarroonn
5. Swing Vote: PG

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10-11-07, 06:58 PM (EST)
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121. "RE: LoserLodge7: 11 weeks to go..."
*looks amongst boxes in my small overfilled pod*

aha! Here is my ComCam:

*affixes ComCam to space suit*

1. Alien Rhapsodist: Name 1 survivor who will be seen reading treemail. Jean

2. Blur-o-vision!: Name 1 survivor who will get a blur slapped over their naughty bits. Amanda

3. Poster Child: Name 1 survivor who will say the word "loser". pass

4. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the immunity idol from JP Aaron

5. Swing Vote: Name 1 survivor who will vote last during TribalCouncil. PG


agman original 2007

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