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boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 12-07-01, 08:14 PM (EST) "Two for one" I'll blame this one on the medication and the fact that I'm a bit loopy from being sick all week. Yeah, that's it. Nobody in their right mind would write this stuff. So, here's another zingalong. This one's based on that perennial favorite; "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." "Kelly Got Run Over by Her Bunkmates" Kelly got run over by her bunkmates Sittin' by the fire one summer's eve You can say there's no such thing as fairness And as for me and others, we'll agree Now, we might be proud of Kelley But she didn't take the vote so well I swear when she left tribal council She muttered, "Damn you,Lex, go straight to hell." It won't be Thursdays without Kelly All her family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Would she'd survived if she had watched her back? Now, who's neck is on the table? Who will get the boot next time? It's a chore to pick a loser Just as hard as writing songs for fun that rhyme I've told all my friends and neighbors This show might give you the blues Watching people eat their corn mush Can tire you out and make you want to snooze Kelly got run over by her bunkmates Sittin' by the fire one summer's eve You can say there's no such thing as fairness And as for me and others, we'll agree I need a nap   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    Keep up the drugs! George Tirebiter 12-07-01 1  Boomerific! moonbaby 12-07-01 2

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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 12-07-01, 08:31 PM (EST) 1. "Keep up the drugs!" They apparently enhance your abilities--two in one day. . . wa-hooo! GT   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-07-01, 09:36 PM (EST) 2. "Boomerific!" Great as usual, boomer. I hope you feel better fast!   Top

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