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Frau Hexe 716 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-24-01, 02:47 PM (EST) "Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." ...dirt-caked, greasy-haired, filthy-clothed, ass-stinkin, crusty-lipped, putrid-breathed, hairy armpitted, mush-cake bearded survivors are starting to make me nauseaus. This has to be the least sexy bunch so far, IMO. Is anyone else having difficulty looking at these people for too long? Anyone else dry heave when they saw Brandon's once-white tank top or his <cringe> black fingernails? This parade of dirtbags needs a bath!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... MandyM 11-24-01 1    I think someone's channeling Medusa... Jonnycumlately 11-24-01 2  RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... Bobbystareyes 11-25-01 3  RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... PepeLePew13 11-25-01 4  RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... ItzLisa 11-26-01 5    RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... NightScribe 11-26-01 6        Assorted all-purpose items Frau Hexe 11-26-01 7            RE: Assorted all-purpose items ivoryElephant 11-26-01 8                RE: Assorted all-purpose items Survivorchick 11-26-01 10    Except Silas!!! talljenna 11-30-01 15  RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... Dalton 11-26-01 9  RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... anotherkim 11-29-01 11    RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... George Tirebiter 11-29-01 12        RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sw... FesterFan1 11-29-01 13            Agreed! PepeLePew13 11-29-01 14

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MandyM 2112 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 11-24-01, 06:41 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." LOL Frau! That is what is totally wrong this season.....no water to bathe and/or get sexy looking in. Kim P. however, looked especially lovely last episode....who is she blowing to get special shower priveleges? Hmmmmmmm......hee hee. Ethan's once adorable hair is looking ickier by the second. EEEK! You are right, they all need a bath in a big way! Especially Brandon and those nasty nasty fingernails. Ewww! MM "Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception." - Linda Richman.   Top

Jonnycumlately 206 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-24-01, 11:08 PM (EST) 2. "I think someone's channeling Medusa here" First nice pic, Mandy! But did anyone see Ethan's nappy hair? If that mess was any frizzier, he'd be a white version of Malik (see Real World 10 for details.) That mane is scary!   Top

Bobbystareyes 142 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-25-01, 01:49 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." LOL Frau! I agree this locale leaves a lot to be desired. There is no food gathering, no bathing, etc. These dipsh!ts don't really have a lot to do, but sit around and accumulate sweat and dust and probably smell nastier than cat sh!t on rye (sorry DK!). I predict that one of the losers will get back to the real world and bottle their breath smell as a mouthwash to cover-up for potential drunk drivers and label it "Eau de Skanky-assed Breath" and make millions. Talk about an immunity winning product: "Here Officer, take a good long whiff of this . . ."   Top

PepeLePew13 26138 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-25-01, 02:57 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." Just a thought... try imagining what Smelli-Kimmi would smell like by now if she was a part of S3 (not S2) and she's still in the game... if you think she smelled bad after episode 5 in S2 with a river to bathe in... just wait till she got to Africa. "Damn you, Carl, for leaving me here with a bunch of misfits." Frank Garrison, Nov. 1/01   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 11-26-01, 06:28 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." This bunch is NAAASSTY, Hexie!!! I mentioned this once, waaay back, here on Bashers - why did Lindsey have an extra couple layers of grime? But now they're all pretty gross, aren't they??? If I have to look at just HOW nasty and dirty Brandon is, I'll heave! I hope they vote him off next just so the guy can catch a bath at the loser ranch! ****************************************   Top

NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 11-26-01, 10:21 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." You know, the grossest thing about Brandy is that he uses the same stick he cleans his teeth with to clean his fingernails. I guess you'd call it an "all-purpose" stick because I swear I saw Lex using the same stick on his nasty fingernails about two seconds after momma Kim used it to stir the mush. Really people! aren't their enough sticks in the bush to go around? Psssst... I was never here   Top

Frau Hexe 716 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-26-01, 12:11 PM (EST) 7. "Assorted all-purpose items" As if the stick weren't bad enough, I've got to say more about Brandon's t-shirt. Did anyone else notice that it looks like he's used this thing for toilet paper on more than one occasion? And he continues to wear it! Ugh! I'm just glad I don't have to smell him too. I imagine he's pure nastiness at this point.   Top

ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-26-01, 12:20 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Assorted all-purpose items" Whats Dirtier, Toms Buttcrack or his mouth. This man could take a shower and still be dirty. He is funny if this was scripted, but its not scripted and he said so himself, He acts like that every day. "what you see is what you get" I don't know what kind of a woman he married but I would be ashamed to be Bucky Bo. Poor kid. His dad is insulting his mother on national TV "What a twisted web we weave when at first we practice to deceive"   Top

Survivorchick 1161 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-26-01, 02:28 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Assorted all-purpose items" I would have to agree with you about Tom's mouth. I feel sooo sorry for his wife. The comments he made about some of the other women on the show just shock me! Survivorchick   Top

talljenna 35 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 11-30-01, 00:57 AM (EST) 15. "Except Silas!!!" Hey Girl!!!! BTW, how did Brandon get so nasty? He hasn't done ANYTHING! Okay, to the important stuff. We got to see Silas again! Notice how clean he looked compared to the other guys? I miss him!   Top

Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 11-26-01, 01:37 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." Since they all look so grimy and smelly I was amazed during the Immunity Challenge that when the tub of water "showered down" on each of them --- nobody took the opportunity to wash, rub, scrape or otherwise derive some benefit from the water. No one seemed to appreciate the "shower"; more like they didn't even want to get wet!! Strange indeed for summer heat in Africa!! Plus, no matter what the water supply surely, after 3-4 weeks, they are washing their clothes somehow. And don't get me started on the dirty, filthy fingernails when they are eating with their hands.....ewwww, yuck! Dalton   Top

anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-29-01, 09:42 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." Just when I thought there were no words to describe how funky, nasty filthy these goat-people were, I read your post. I can't imagine what it must be like to sleep anywhere near Tom, Brandon or Ethan. They look the skankiest by far, to me. Tom must f'ing reek by now...he was entirely too knowledgeable about butt cheese and dingleberries in the Insider. **shudder** I guess MB doesn't have to worry about anyone getting frisky in the Boma with the current stench levels. Rain would be such a blessing for them all. Kelly's, Teresa's, Kim's hair look way cleaner than I would have thought at this point If you knew you were going to be on Survivor, wouldn't you wax everything you could? Kim   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 11-29-01, 04:46 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." >If you knew you were going to be on Survivor, wouldn't you wax everything you could? YES! Or maybe it would be a perfect time to test the claims of that stuff you spray on and wipe the hair off ("lasts for WEEKS!") I may get lackadaisical in the winter, but I can't see going even a week without getting rid of leg hair. . . and bushy armpits? Puh-LEEEZE! Ugh. Also wondered why they hightailed it away from the water buckets--I figured such a lick and a promise would only turn that crud into a shell. . . Pépé made a fine point about Kimmi's ouster. I'm just assuming this group is much like the old Iowa pig farmers--once you live amongst such a stench, you tend to get used to it; they probably don't even notice, given that they all smell the same and it happened gradually. . . As for Ethan's dreadlocks--I don't think they're so horrible, except that my daughter had a knot in her hair very similar--and I quickly determined it was easier to snip it out than to try to pick each hair loose. . . You don't suppose he'll have to shave his head afterward, do you? This whole bald-headed craze has been bad news all along, and I don't know that Ethan could carry it off. . . GT   Top

FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-29-01, 05:23 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Those skanky, smelly, grimy, sweaty, rancid, fetid..." >This whole bald-headed >craze has been bad news >all along Hey now, easy on the bald-bashing, some of us were dealt bad genetic hands, and we're just doin' the best we can Just be glad the comb-over didn't catch on! >and I don't >know that Ethan could carry >it off Sure he could. Most of his adoring fans would probably jump off his bandwagon, but other "chrome-dome" lovers would surely hop right on. If you ask me, the whole lot of 'em should go through an Alien-3-esque head-shaving, de-parasiting ritual upon their exit from the show. Fester   Top

PepeLePew13 26138 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-29-01, 05:40 PM (EST) 14. "Agreed!" >If you ask me, the whole lot of 'em should go >through an Alien-3-esque head-shaving, de-parasiting >ritual upon their exit from the show. LOL good one! Add to that: - a reintroduction to personal hygenie ("This is an underarm deodorant") - a clothes-burning ritual ("Brandon, this not-so-white tank top is history") - a brain-washing ("You don't remember who made it to the final two" and "Tom, you have a wife at home, forget you ever met Teresa") "Damn you, Carl, for leaving me here with a bunch of misfits." Frank Garrison, Nov. 1/01   Top

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