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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 11-26-01, 01:25 AM (EST) "Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Here's a few to start us out: Tom: Ah git so turned on watchin you doin the Macarena!! or They've both passed out after looking up Tom's shorts. Don't look to closely or you'll pass out too! dangerkitty Goddess of Words   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    that last challenge... taginite 11-26-01 1  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... dabo 11-26-01 2    RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... ivoryElephant 11-26-01 4  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... Bobbystareyes 11-26-01 3  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... AddieRacer 11-26-01 5  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... SkyRaider 11-26-01 6    RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... Loree 12-01-01 27  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... PepeLePew13 11-26-01 7  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... Jonnycumlately 11-26-01 8    RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... ivoryElephant 11-26-01 9  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... Survivorerist 11-26-01 10  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... FesterFan1 11-27-01 11    RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... Afreaqua 11-27-01 12  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... MandyM 11-27-01 13    RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... Dakota 11-28-01 14  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... anotherkim 11-28-01 15  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... boomerang 11-28-01 16    RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... ivoryElephant 11-28-01 17    OMG!!! IceCat 11-28-01 18    RE: Where's Waldo? George Tirebiter 11-30-01 22        RE: Where's Waldo? ivoryElephant 11-30-01 23            RE: Where's Waldo? George Tirebiter 12-01-01 26    BUWWAHHHHH! VampKira 12-03-01 28  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... Lightmage81 11-28-01 19    RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... bluejackethockey 11-28-01 20        RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... Dakota 11-29-01 21  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... harpbug 11-30-01 24  RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This P... katttywoman 12-01-01 25

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taginite 222 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-26-01, 07:35 AM (EST) 1. "that last challenge..." ahh... Tom... Tom... it's Big Tom, right... Tom... darlin.. ahm... just auuhm... how big are you anyway.. Tom? -darlin..   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-01, 10:10 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" TOM: uhhhh... What was your name again? SMILES ARE FREE. "If all machines were to be annihilated at one moment, so that not a knife nor lever nor rag of clothing nor anything whatsoever were left to man but his bare body alone that he was born with, and if all knowledge of mechanical laws were taken from him so that he could make no more machines, and all machine-made food destroyed so that the race of man should be left as it were naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few miserable individuals might linger, but even these in a year or two would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")   Top

ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-26-01, 10:34 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Tom:"I swear no one will find out if we have sex. Were in the middle of Africa its not like the whole world is watching" "What a twisted web we weave when at first we practice to deceive"   Top

Bobbystareyes 142 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-26-01, 10:14 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Tom: No, you just stuff those little pancakes away . . .they might dry up and blow away out in this heat.   Top

AddieRacer 160 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-26-01, 11:22 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" "Teresa swoons when Tom picks her to go with him on the romantic reward challenge he's just won."   Top

SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 11-26-01, 11:58 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" "Wanna see Old Tom's little goat, Hon? Just rub my belly a bit and that goat's horn will come peeking right on out of there and then you..."   Top

Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-01-01, 10:43 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" "Ewwwwww!" *runs off shrieking at the thought*   Top

PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-01, 12:39 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Hoochie Mama! My name is Santa Claus and I hear you've been a verrrry good girl this year! May I present you with some Christmas sausage? "Damn you, Carl, for leaving me here with a bunch of misfits." Frank Garrison, Nov. 1/01   Top

Jonnycumlately 206 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-26-01, 03:15 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" LAST EDITED ON 11-26-01 AT 07:43 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 11-26-01 AT 03:33 PM (EST) The (Daisy) Dukes of Hazzard! With Tom as "Uncle Jesse" and Teresa playing (in Tom's mind) "Cooter."   Top

ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-26-01, 03:59 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Tom: It looks like you have a tick on your upper left leg. Want me to pull it out. I gots me plenty of Xperience "What a twisted web we weave when at first we practice to deceive"   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 11-26-01, 07:35 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Tom: I swear Teresa! I was just looking there because I forgot what the merge colour was! "Lindsey. Where are you going? Sit it." - Jeff Probst   Top

FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-27-01, 11:32 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Tom: Rock, paper, sizzers? C'mon now hun, I can get ya in real good with Lex and Ethan. I got me connections. Teresa: You're tryin' to trick me. I don't like that. Fester "Let the rest of those fools critique those fancy French sushi restaurants."-Clarence, Nov. 15, 2001   Top

Afreaqua 181 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-27-01, 02:49 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Mamma Kim and I were talkin' BIG *wink* Tom...we can't decide who wants you more....Tell ya what....if you give up your alliance with those 2 young boys we'll BOTH meet ya down by the waterhole in nothin' but our thongs. Whattya say honey? *licking lips suggestively*   Top

MandyM 2112 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 11-27-01, 08:20 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" LMAO!!! These are ALL hilarious! My fave so far though is FesterFan1's. Keep them coming! MM "Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception." - Linda Richman.   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-01, 00:10 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" 1. Do you come here often? What's your sign? 2. So, Teresa honey, whatchya doin' when you're done here? Wanna see my goats? 3. Why don't we get outta here and go someplace quiet. 4. Teresa, sweetheart, I love it when you talk dirty. "I work with Santa. Never even met that Tom fella."   Top

anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-01, 11:03 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Tom: Well, hon, we herd our goats in Virginny with a big ol' pole--wanna see it? God, he is vile. Kim   Top

boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-28-01, 11:55 AM (EST) 16. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" "Where's Waldo?" Makes sense if you look at this edited version long enough.   Top

ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-28-01, 12:20 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" Tom: "hey teresa you wanna do a threesome after we get the heck out of here?" Teresa:" you mean with your wife?" Tom: "No you and KIm and I and the goats" "What a twisted web we weave when at first we practice to deceive"   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-01, 07:46 PM (EST) 18. "OMG!!!" Boomer... quit bein' a 'knob'! Best laugh I've had since the knee thing!   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 11-30-01, 00:45 AM (EST) 22. "RE: Where's Waldo?" LAST EDITED ON 11-30-01 AT 00:51 AM (EST) OMG. . . I can't believe I actually looked long enough to find him! (Duhhhh. . . helped when I stopped using ivory elephant's graphic to compare. . .) Thanks to SkyRaider's similarly bad influence, I can't help thinking he's about the size of a petrified racoon d¡ck! boomer, you are BAD! GT *seriously ROFLMAO* Edited to scold IceCat for being every bit as naughty as boomer--and clinching my need to dash for the bathroom before wetting myself. All this talk of "knobs" should NOT be forced in the same place in my head as TOM! For shame, boys!   Top

ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-30-01, 01:22 AM (EST) 23. "RE: Where's Waldo?" I still don't know what you are talking about. Where is waldo, are you talking about Toms boner? I cant tell that he has one "What a twisted web we weave when at first we practice to deceive"   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 12-01-01, 04:50 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Where's Waldo?" LAST EDITED ON 12-01-01 AT 04:53 PM (EST) Poor IE. . . it's subtle, but it's there, all right (on boomer's doctored photo, that is.) Maybe we'd all be better off NOT pondering this kind of thing, though--there's just something unsavory about Tom, given his connection with butt cracks and smegma and desiccated racoon genitalia. . . GT Edited cuz ah cain't spel!   Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 12-03-01, 10:01 AM (EST) 28. "BUWWAHHHHH!" Oh BOOMER! You did it!! ROTFLMMFAO!!! Tee heeeeeeeeeee! This is TOO much! You are amazing! *falls into a pit of goggles* (Don't worry Ice.. I'll clean up after.. ) (winks at Boomer) *wink*   Top

Lightmage81 225 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-28-01, 08:33 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" (imagine they are outting the ex-Samburu plan into action) Tom: So you want to vote out sex....I mean Lex........   Top

bluejackethockey 84 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 11-28-01, 11:58 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" o "so is it time for that spanking now?" o "hey T, could ya help an ol' guy out with a tick on my ass" o "lions, tigers, and queers...oh my.." BJH   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-29-01, 11:30 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" > > o "lions, tigers, and >queers...oh my.." > LOL And on tonight's recap, Big Tom asks Brandon "Are you gay?" To the camera: "I just had to ask him right out." You had to ask him? Why? What difference does it make to you, Bucho? Jeeeesh!   Top

harpbug 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 11-30-01, 11:22 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" "You remind me of a girl I used to date in college...or was that I bar I went into by accident?" or "You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette would you? A smoke afterwards always relaxs me." or "you know this dried up little coon thing acts jus' like Viagra. Can I show you? Wait, where is it? Damn, I think it fell off!"   Top

katttywoman 160 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 12-01-01, 01:27 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Tom and Teresa - Caption This Pic!" > TOM: Teresa hon, I plumb do thank I see a little tick on one of those nice hooters of yours. Since I've got a little experience with this, do you mind if I try to get it out? Now, it's real small, but I can see it. It's right here, no, over here. Hmm, maybe over here...... ************** "I have never walked through a crowd naked." Ethan, Episode 7 Now that is a DAMN shame!!! GO ETHAN!!!!!   Top

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