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Cherberrie 1285 desperate attention whore postings
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"Let the games begin..."
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-01 AT 02:39 PM (EST)

CBS has updated their website with pics and bios of the Survivor 3 contestants. Without any further ado, here's the line-up for Survivor 3.


Boran Tribe

Clarence: one-time stock broker who is now a basketball coach
Diane: Will she go postal? Love the hair!
Ethan: Ummmm...what a soccer hunk!
Jessie: An ex-beauty queen who packs a gun.
Kelly: An ex-cheerleader and homecoming queen. Yikes, I'm scared.
Kim: A retired school teacher who plays tennis.
Lex: Can't wait to see the tatoos.
Tom: A cattle rancher. The new "Virginia Joe"?

Samburu Tribe

Brandon: Another "army brat."
Carl: There will be no bad breath this season!
Frank: Another "avid hunter." Hope he doesn't fall in the fire.
Kim: Luxury item -- a string necklace?
Linda: Cancer survivor.
Lindsey: Luxury item -- a beach ball?
Silas: Ummmm...the "Colby" of Survivor 3!
Teresa: Watch out for this psychology major!


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Let the games begin... samiam 09-25-01 1
   RE: Let the games begin... Cherberrie 09-25-01 5
   RE: Let the games begin... desert_rhino 09-28-01 18
       RE: Let the games begin... samiam 09-28-01 19
           RE: Let the games begin... desert_rhino 10-02-01 23
 RE: Let the games begin... George Tirebiter 09-25-01 2
 RE: Let the games begin... dangerkitty 09-25-01 3
 RE: Let the games begin... moonbaby 09-25-01 4
   RE: Let the games begin... NightScribe 09-25-01 6
       RE: Let the games begin... desert_rhino 09-26-01 7
 RE: Let the games begin... PepeLePew13 09-26-01 8
   Pepe.. dangerkitty 09-26-01 9
   RE: Let the games begin... Cherberrie 09-27-01 14
       RE: Let the games begin... PepeLePew13 09-28-01 15
   RE: Let the games begin... George Tirebiter 09-28-01 16
       RE: Let the games begin... PepeLePew13 09-28-01 17
 About Luxury Items... Survivorerist 09-26-01 10
   ***Typo Alert*** sleeeve 09-26-01 11
       RE: ***Typo Alert*** Survivorerist 09-26-01 12
           RE: ***Typo Alert*** sleeeve 09-26-01 13
 One more thing about Ethan... moonbaby 09-28-01 20
   RE: One more thing about Ethan... VampKira 09-29-01 21
 S3 meets The Weakest Link PepeLePew13 10-02-01 22

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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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09-25-01, 04:09 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Let the games begin..."
Heeeere we go....

Boran Tribe
Can we go ahead and call them the "Boring Tribe"?

Clarence: one-time stock broker who is now a basketball coach
And I'm sure, right now, he's thinkin' he made a good decision. *Grin*

Diane: Will she go postal? Love the hair!
Yeah, and we'll get to watch her roots grow out as the show goes on. Let's hope for an early boot just to save us from THAT horrific sight.

Ethan: Ummmm...what a soccer hunk!
Dude, get a HAIRCUT. He looks like Dr. Sean with a bad wig.

Jessie: An ex-beauty queen who packs a gun.
I'm thinkin' JV's found his love connection *snicker* Speaking of Rhinos, looks like he's got himself a cameo at the bottom of the CBS page...

Kelly: An ex-cheerleader and homecoming queen. Yikes, I'm scared
Despite a bio pic that immediately reminded me of li'l Laaamber, she seems to have a brain in her head. However, she also says one of her hobbies is "manipulating men." Gosh, wonder why she's still single...

Kim: A retired school teacher who plays tennis
Definitely this season's Tina, but I doubt she'll play as well. Damn, this woman's tan!

Lex: Can't wait to see the tatoos.
Gonna step out on a limb and say this guy's gonna be one of my favorites. Says he has a "deep appreciation for tattoos." I'm guessing just skin-deep *grin*

Tom: A cattle rancher. The new "Virginia Joe"?
Hometown favorite. Says his favorite non-alcoholic drink is "Mountain Dew". Oh, way to curry favor with the sponsors.

Samburu Tribe
I'm thinking Samgufu, but that's me.

Brandon: Another "army brat."
GAY army brat. That must have been fun for him. And a gay guy with no taste -- his favorite actor is Keanu Reeves. Bleah!

Carl: There will be no bad breath this season!
Poor guy. Reminds me of Keith, and so I immediately hate him.

Frank: Another "avid hunter." Hope he doesn't fall in the fire. A card-carrying NRA member, a hunter/fisherman, and someone else with a totally military mentality...yeah, he's gonna be *everybody's* favorite guy.

Kim: Luxury item -- a string necklace?
Her bio says "she currently lives in a very socially complicated 'tribe' with three other female roommates and her cat, Squirt." Uh, I don't think I need to know more than that, thanks (and geez, ladies, leave the cat out of it).

Linda: Cancer survivor
Eight months after being diagnosed with cancer, she successfully reached the summit of Mt. Rainier. Yep, I SUCK. I'm lucky if I can reach the summit of Mt. Laundry.

Lindsey: Luxury item -- a beach ball?
So she can have refills for her head, of course. Can we vote her off NOW? Please?

Silas: Ummmm...the "Colby" of Survivor 3!
"Currently bartending in West Los Angeles while pursuing a career in acting." Yeah, you and every other chump out there.

Teresa: Watch out for this psychology major
The chick did a 10K when she was 9 months pregnant. I would admire that if it weren't stoopid.

And welcome back, Cher! It's good to see you!


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09-25-01, 06:05 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Let the games begin..."
Ohhhhh, Samiam, thanks for the hearty chuckles!!! Great job!


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09-28-01, 01:31 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Let the games begin..."
>Jessie: An ex-beauty queen who packs
>a gun.

>I'm thinkin' JV's found his love
>connection *snicker* Speaking of Rhinos,
>looks like he's got himself
>a cameo at the bottom
>of the CBS page...

If anyone talks to Jessie real soon, tell her she can pick up her handcuffs any time, just call first...

>Kim: A retired school teacher who
>plays tennis

>Definitely this season's Tina, but I
>doubt she'll play as well.
>Damn, this woman's tan!

Her skin is, as I refer to well-done steaks, "RUINT."

>Kim: Luxury item -- a string
>necklace?

>Her bio says "she currently lives
>in a very socially complicated
>'tribe' with three other female
>roommates and her cat, Squirt."
>Uh, I don't think I
>need to know more than
>that, thanks (and geez, ladies,
>leave the cat out of
>it).

"Not that there's anything WRONG with that!" (and she IS kinda cute...)

>Lindsey: Luxury item -- a beach
>ball?

>So she can have refills for
>her head, of course. Can
>we vote her off NOW?
>Please?

"Tuh-HEE, <flip> anyone for volleyball? <giggle>" <BLAM!>

"Thanks, Frank."

"No prob."

>Silas: Ummmm...the "Colby" of Survivor 3!
>
>"Currently bartending in West Los Angeles
>while pursuing a career in
>acting." Yeah, you and every
>other chump out there.

So THIS is the dink that got MY spot. grrrr....

-- JV


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LMAO at the Frank thing...we can only hope to be so lucky.

>>Kim: Luxury item -- a string
>>necklace?
>>Her bio says "she currently lives
>>in a very socially complicated
>>'tribe' with three other female
>>roommates and her cat, Squirt."
>>Uh, I don't think I
>>need to know more than
>>that, thanks (and geez, ladies,
>>leave the cat out of
>>it).

>"Not that there's anything WRONG with that!" (and she IS kinda cute...)

OK, JV's interested -- that confirms she IS, in fact, a lesbian.
*grin*

>>Silas: Ummmm...the "Colby" of Survivor 3!
>>
>>"Currently bartending in West Los Angeles
>>while pursuing a career in
>>acting." Yeah, you and every
>>other chump out there.

>So THIS is the dink that got MY spot. grrrr....

No, Lex is the one who got the late-thirties-alt-father-of-two slot. And OMG <click> I for one am glad he did *swoon*

(edited to add a smartass comment...surprised?)

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23. "RE: Let the games begin..."
>>>Silas: Ummmm...the "Colby" of Survivor 3!
>>>
>>>"Currently bartending in West Los Angeles
>>>while pursuing a career in
>>>acting." Yeah, you and every
>>>other chump out there.
>
>>So THIS is the dink that got MY spot. grrrr....
>
>No, Lex is the one who got the late-thirties-alt-father-of-two slot. And OMG <click> I for one am glad he did *swoon*

<sigh> Just call me "Paulie."
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Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)

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2. "RE: Let the games begin..."
OMG! I heard you finally came home to roost, and had to rush right over and see for myself.

Woo-hoooo! Cher's back--can S3 be far off? Let the bashing begin, babe!


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3. "RE: Let the games begin..."
Excellent posts, Cher and sami! LMAO at the comments. Just to add a few:

The bartender-actor-wannabe: Are you sure he isn't this seasons Jerri??? Aaaack!

Brandon is gay and he brought Chapstick as his luxury item? No comment.

The chick with the four roomates the cat "Squirt" - guess the cat is male,huh?

Kelly the ex-cheerleader etc. - hey, I may be able to get some info on her. La Jolla Country Day School is right in my neck of the woods, and I have a good friend who has been a teacher there for years. I'll ask her for some scoop on Kelly. Also, it is a fairly pricey private school, and Rancho Sante Fe is VERY exclusive and expensive. This has to be a wealthy family.

Tom - maybe I'm reading his bio wrong, but it says he "works as a self employed goat". Way to break away from the herd, Tom! But you better watch out for Frank....<shudder>

Speaking of Frank, something sounds awfully familiar about him...naaah, couldn't be...

Check out my new sig pic, courtesy of boomerang - been waiting for an official opening of the S3 season to break it out again!


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well, maybe not - I did the file upload but I'll have to see what went wrong. Dangit!


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09-25-01, 05:23 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Let the games begin..."
Hey, dangerkitty, you beat me to the chapstick joke! Just some quick zings at the latest batch of hos:

Kimpy:the runaway bride. Great way to promote your line of athletic bridal wear.
Diane Ogden: conditioner would have been a wise luxury item, both at home and abroad.
Ethan: Dude, where's my car?
Jessie "ready for my close-up" Camacho.
Tom Buchanan? Named his son after his childhood friend-that's right, his dog, Bucky Bo. Sheesh!
And I know this doesn't belong here but I for one am glad to see that Silas is the hunky son and not the elder preacherman. Woo woo!

A nod to the spoilers-you ROCK!

We need this show to start NOW!

moon

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09-25-01, 07:24 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Let the games begin..."
I don't see what is wrong with chapstick as a luxery item. It's far more practical than Deb's eyeliner or Mad Dog's lipstick. If you're a chapstick addict like me, this makes the most sense. It's dry out there in the desert! Who wants lips like fish scales? This guy is smart -- don't underestimate him. My early prediction on Brandon is that he will not even attempt an alliance with NRA man or Silas; I bet he alligns with the women. If so, it'll be a smart move.
NS

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7. "RE: Let the games begin..."
I bet he alligns with the women. If so, it'll be a smart move

Brilliant observation. It didn't work out so well for Jeff Vermin, but hey, maybe this one won't be QUITE so obvious about deperately wanting to be "just one of the girls."

-- JV


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8. "RE: Let the games begin..."
The Sambuka (or is that Sambuca) Tribe

They're gonna need their sambuka liquor with this bunch...

Brandon - make-up artist? bartender? Alert to the ladies - this guy is gonna try to get you to open up... and could he have a bigger target painted on his back now that they all know that the gay guy's motif is to try to chummy up to the gals? Any guy who lists smoking as a "hobby" needs a life. I'm sure the chapstick would be useful for warding off the hot sun on the lips but uh-huhhhh...

Carl - experienced in Oral Implantology? hard to not touch that one... and being a scuba diver on top of it all.

Frank - wonder which animal Mark Burnit is going to buy to get this guy to chase this year with a bow and arrow? no no Frank, that's Big Tom, not a warthog...

Kim P. - this year's Elisabeth who just happens to have a megawatt smile and works for an athletic wear company, like oh someone we've heard of? Poor Squirt... not much to distinguish him from the Kim and the other cats in the house...

Linda - Is this show getting too predictable with its casting choices or what? A cancer survivor, 'token' black woman, what else?? She's going to need the aromatherapy ball with the lack of water to clean themselves up with in camp. Whooeee!

Lindsey - Ditzy-Linz has been carved up so much already that the lions won't even touch her by now. Beach ball = Linz's brain, judging from her not-so-successful attempts at hiding her secret from all her friends.

Silas - I can't help but think of Amish people when I see his name and his original hometown of Germantown. Silas, you've got a B.A. in Finance and you're working as a bartender while pursuing a career in acting? Who did you have to sleep at the university to get your B.A.? Financial whiz, my ass.

Teresa - I can just see her running in the marathon and somebody catching up to her and saying "Lady, you dropped your baby a couple kilometers back." Living on a 161-acre farm... sounds like either a David-Koresh disciple or a loner who can't get along with people, thus needing her space from strangers.


The Boring Tribe

Clarence -- Deciding that being a stockbroker and financial planner wasn't for him? News flash: he's broke and I understand now why the stock market had been rising for the last few months... smart move to get a new career as basketball coach, buddy.

Diane - Twice divorced... postal worker... good thing she won't be in the same tribe with Frank for at least the first few episodes of the show. And I'd really like to know what does she mean by her 'hobby' of entertaining guests at her pool?

Ethan - This guy is obviously a Kramer disciple with his wild hair and loud shirt on the CBS site.

Jessie - Her chance of survival might depend on her ability to shake her booty a la J-Lo... being a cop might also mean she's got a little necessary attitude to her combined with her looks and physical training - translation: big target sign on her back as a big threat to do well.

Kelly - careful, those crotchet needles could turn out to be a weapon! Makes you wonder... she's been a research intern for a cosmetic company and a chief researcher for a website company in addition to being a behaviour research analyst -- is she analyzing her own behaviour to figure out why she's switching jobs so often at a young age while in university?

Kim J. - fluent in sign language and working with the deaf? The other tribesmates better be careful during alliance-building as she'll read their lips...

Lex - his tattoos will be extremely useful as a camouflage to fool the lions as they search for dinner and for those challenges where he'll need to hide. I think we've also found this year's Mitchell with his lanky build and his drum-playing and DJ skills to lead sing-a-longs.

Big Tom - Yawn, what predictable casting -- next thing you know, we'll see him unzipping his Big Tom costume to reveal he's really Rodger just like you see Wile E. Coyote unzipping his sheep costume on the cartoons... Bucky Bo?? I feel sorry for his future grandson if the best they can come up with in that family is "Big Tom" and "Bucky Bo"


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09-26-01, 04:37 PM (EST)
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9. "Pepe.."
Pepe, you're bad, you know that? *wink*

Most excellent slicing and dicing, mon amie!
dangerkitty

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14. "RE: Let the games begin..."

The Sambuka (or is that Sambuca) Tribe

No, it's more like "Sampuka". You know what "Sampuka" is...it's the name of a drink you had too much of once in your life! Hehehehe and yes, I speak from personal experience.


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15. "RE: Let the games begin..."

>No, it's more like "Sampuka". You know what "Sampuka" is
>...it's the name of a drink you had too much of
>once in your life! Hehehehe and yes, I speak
>from personal experience.

I remember that drink too well... I have never liked the taste of licorice but a group of buddies and I will sometimes get together and down a shot of sambuka once a hour at a party. It hasn't yet turned into "Sampuka"... Now, if there's a tequila shot party, I'll be the first to line up!


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09-28-01, 11:13 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Let the games begin..."
Oohhhh, Stinky! That was so deliciously wicked, especially coming from someone who's such a NICE guy. . . The one that just jumped out at me was Teresa: "Lady, you dropped your baby a couple kilometers back." OMG. . . at least they won't have a dingo problem here. . .

I'm looking forward to coming back to these assessments once the show gets underway--I can't help thinking a lot of these are going to be pretty close to the mark!

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>Oohhhh, Stinky! That was so deliciously
>wicked, especially coming from someone
>who's such a NICE guy.

I believe it's called the Michael/Micow strategy.


>OMG... at least they won't have
>a dingo problem here.

That still cracks me up after watching that episode about 10-15 times... "I don't know, maybe a dingo ate your baby."


>I'm looking forward to coming back to these assessments
>once the show gets underway--I can't help thinking a lot
>of these are going to be pretty close to the mark!

Likewise, it's going to be fun to see how the characters play out.

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10. "About Luxury Items..."
I was wrong when I thought they couldn't get more rediculous than the ones in S2! Some comments...

Brandon (Chapstick): I think DK said it best...

Frank (Whitetail Antlers): I know how he's planning to use them, yeah yeah yeah. But I couldn't help picturing him headbutt battling a deer with those.

Kim Powers (String Necklace): Exactly what is a "string necklace?" For some reason I see her showing up on day 1 with a roll of dental floss.

Lindsey (Beach Ball): sami, you took the words right out of my mouth...

Silas (His pillow): What are you, like 3? Do you want your teddy too?

Teresa (Lucky Bullet Necklace): You had better tuck that thing away come merger time, I hear Jessie's bringing a Colt .45

Clerence (Camou pants): Now, this begs the question. Who takes, as their luxury item, something that you're allowed to bring anyways? Not the brightest crayon in the box if you ask me...

Ethan (Hacky Sack): Talk about stereotyped to death. That's all I have to say about that.

Jessie (Grandmother's Necklace): Two things. First, I can just see her losing her luxury item on the first day and then pissing off her entire tribe. Second, what's with all these necklaces? Is there gonna be a "tight piece of rope you can put around your neck" alliance?

Kelly (Crochet Needles and Yarn): Is this gonna be the "huge Texas flag" of S3? I can just see them using the needles to hunt fish and the yarn to tie up their shelter and stoke the fire. That would be a hoot.

Kim Johnson (Paints and brushes): That's right. She'll paint a picture then get voted off, only to have her picture burned on the last day by the final two.

Lex (His son's shoes): See Jessie, note 1.

Tom (Lucky Charm): Is it magically delicious too?

Carl and Diane: Dang it, you actually brought normal luxury items! How do you expect me to make fun of a toothbrush or journal? How inconsiderate of you two...

All this is just in fun, of course

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>Clerence (Camou pants): Now, this
>begs the question. Who
>takes, as their luxury item,
>something that you're allowed to
>bring anyways? Not the
>brightest crayon in the box
>if you ask me...

Ummm... he brought cammo paints!!! (As in makeup... but that's another joke entirely.)

EDITTED TO ADD: Typo probably isn't Surv's... it's one that appeared in an early press article yesterday, and seems to be propagating throughout the rest of the press...




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Hahahahaha! I guess the joke's on me then! Ok then, a revision...

Clerence (Camou paint): What are these for? Is the other tribe gonna be scared when they see you've painted funny coloured streaks on your face? Yeah, that worked for Mike. But hey, at least you didn't bring camou pants...

Thanks eee...

edited to add, are you a mod now? Congratulations!

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13. "RE: ***Typo Alert***"
>edited to add, are you a
>mod now? Congratulations!

Yes... on the Survivor Spoilers board only... but the little blue man follows me wherever I go .




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20. "One more thing about Ethan..."
cha cha cha CHIA!!
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21. "RE: One more thing about Ethan..."
ROFL, Moonbaby!!!

Ok.. I am gonna do like I did with Nick last season.. Pick one blindly and run with it..... GO BRANDON! (crosses fingers)



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22. "S3 meets The Weakest Link"
What if JiffyProbe got his ass turfed out to the lions because of some faux pas? There can only be one perfect replacement for JiffyProbe: Anne Robinson from The Weakest Link.

Using the bio info on each contestant, here are some zingers we might hear from the British lass at Tribal Councils...

Boring Tribe

Clarence: Looks like you inflated air into your head instead of the basketballs... Goodbye!

Diane: It's all that hair obstructing your ability to think.

Ethan: I think the opposing soccer players have been aiming at YOU too often instead of the goal net.

Jessie: I think your police department has been arresting the wrong person.

Kelly: You got 1520 on your SAT? Out of what... 7000? Try manipulating your brain instead of men for a change.

Mama Kim: So it is YOU who is withering away! Game, set, match... Goodbye!

Lex: Congratulations on getting tattooed yet again.

Tom: Why did they pick you instead of a goat for this show?


Sambuka Tribe

Brandon: I think you misunderstood your last name. It's Quit-on, not Quinton. Goodbye!

Carl: Look who's getting drilled here for a change. You also are in need of some mental floss.

Frank: Lose the hat, Frank. It's cramping what little intelligence you have.

Kim P.: You are the weed growing in your vegetable garden.

Linda: I think the doctor misunderstood your situation -- it was supposed to be a thyroidectomy, not a lobotomy.
(don't get me wrong, I'm not making light of being a cancer survivor)

Lindsey: You're the dandelion on the lawn of intelligence. The beach ball would have done better here.

Silas: Is that you, Silas, or is that the pillow who's here?

Teresa: You didn't only drop your baby while running in the marathon -- you also dropped your brain.


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