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"Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	09-15-11, 08:06 AM (EST)
"Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."
I realize that by having enough free will to post this thread, I am endangering the sanctity of Brandon's soul. I recognize that possession of sufficient self-determination to discuss him without his permission will be seen as a deliberate attempt to corrupt him and send him screaming into the nearest fiery pit. Plus I'm aware that the way I plan on dealing with the high humidity forecast today would force him towards an eternity of torture. And to all this I say: 1. I don't care. 2. You should see what I could do to him if I was trying. So many flavors of misogyny, so few Hantzholes to express them... Being afraid of women runs in the family. (I'm vaguely curious to know if it's on the female side.)
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Toban 110 desperate attention whore postings
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09-15-11, 10:19 AM (EST)

1. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to give me the creeps more than Russell Hantz.

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Colonel Zoidberg 3662 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-11, 09:14 AM (EST)

2. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

Just what Survivor needed...born-again Hantz.
Also, since his tattoos say "Hantz" all over them, two words would solve all his problems: "No relation." And given that he doesn't really look all that much like Russell, he might get away with it.

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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-11, 10:34 AM (EST)

17. "They don't?"

I miss Lodge Life

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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-11, 02:44 PM (EST)

21. "RE: They don't?"

LAST EDITED ON 11-04-11 AT 02:44 PM (EST)
Suzzee, That is more than just a bit disturbing! Yikes

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Belle Book 3613 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-11, 12:30 PM (EST)

3. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

That's the one thing that bothers me about Brandon -- he seems to be a misogynist or at least to be afraid of strong women. Or maybe just flirtatious ones, if he has a weakness for them. But I've seen worse people than Brandon -- and one of them is Troll, unfortunately.

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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-11, 11:58 AM (EST)

4. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

I was unaware that homunculism was a genetic trait. Freakish little fellows arent they?

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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-11, 10:51 AM (EST)

5. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

*looking for the 'Like" button*

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-11, 05:46 PM (EST)

6. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

I think I've figured it out!
RussHell:

FreshHell:

The II's definitely count as "precious".

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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-11, 09:45 AM (EST)

8. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

If you put Russell Hantz and Brandon Hantz in the Hobbit name generator you get:
Hob Dogwood of Shadydowns
and
Todo Dogwood of Shadydowns
http://chriswetherell.com/hobbit/index.php
btw my hobbit name is "Sancho Bumbleroot of Haysend" but you can call me Sancho.

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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-11, 10:36 AM (EST)

18. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

You may call me Poison....

Ivy Brandybuck of Buckland

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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-11, 10:28 PM (EST)

7. "A picture is worth..."

... a thousand sins.

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VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-11, 08:54 PM (EST)

9. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

What I noticed in tonight's episode was that Brandon has very tiny hands. Like the BK tiny hands commercial dude that was on a year or so back. That commercial made me feel icky (sp?) and so does Brandon.

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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-11, 10:38 AM (EST)

19. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

Why do you think he's called Lil' Hantz. ick factor x 100

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Karchita 4483 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-11, 01:20 AM (EST)

10. "ick ick ick"

Too much Bible and not enough sanity. Not to mention some questionable genes.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-11, 09:10 AM (EST)

11. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

Supposedly there's a post somewhere on the Internet made by Brandon's spouse in which she talks about their relationship: I've seen the Worsters paraguoting it and there might be a link at TwOP, but I can't find the original. Given that, as far as I can track what might have been in it:
He was seventeen when they got married. She was fifteen. The first pregnancy came within a year, and they now have two children.
Her solution to her husband's employment problem was prayer. Lots and lots of prayer. Come to the church, for people pick up day workers in the parking lot.
And the part you may not have been completely expecting: the relationship used to be mutually physically abusive.
Given what happened to Shelly this year based purely on her Janus status, I fully expect a few hundred people to have already tried calling the local child protection agency.
Surprise! There isn't one!

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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings
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09-26-11, 11:41 AM (EST)

13. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

I've found copies of the alleged post a couple of places but the posting seems to be gone.
http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3207691&st=30 is the TWOP where the copy is. There is a copy over at sucks as well.

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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-11, 10:46 AM (EST)

20. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

Wow. Just wow. Next up on Jerry Springer......

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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09-26-11, 11:22 AM (EST)

12. "Best comment so far."

"He's about a five."
"Attractiveness on a one to ten, and you think he's about a five?"
"No. I could go about five minutes before punching him in the face."

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Jims02 7407 desperate attention whore postings
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09-29-11, 08:08 PM (EST)

14. "He needs to go NOW"

I seriously feel uncomfortable watching him. It's rare for me to say that about a Survivor contestant, but he just creeps me out. Even worse than Amazon Matt (who was more of a cartoon character). I really hope he doesn't hijack the season like Russell did because, at the very least, Russell had some semblance of wit and evil charm.
And it's not that I think he's an inherently bad guy or anything, but I don't think Survivor is the best outlet for him. The guy seems to have these inner demons, and airing them out to national television is uncomfortable to watch.

A 2003 IceCat original

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-11, 09:32 AM (EST)

15. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

Does anyone else find just a little bit of irony in watching Talihantz protect someone from bullying?

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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-11, 10:16 AM (EST)

16. "RE: Same diseased tree, new rotten apple."

LAST EDITED ON 11-04-11 AT 10:17 AM (EST)
NOt only ironic but disgusting!

He'll be picking on him in no time and all will be right with the survivor universe again.

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