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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Benji's back."
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-25-11, 12:06 PM (EST)
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"Benji's back." |
He crossed the Himalayas to get here.On foot. One foot. He hopped the whole way. Which was ten thousand miles. Through the snow. Uphill. But that was okay, because not only did the snow melt from the heat of his sex appeal, but the land itself was leveled by sheer exposure to his awesomeness. And he spent the entire trip drinking love and urinating gasoline, the later of which lowered the price by thirty cents nationwide. Because Benji loves everyone as long as they're as spectacular as he is, which is to say, Benji loves himself. Documentation? Proof? Um... ...well, Benji's back. We've confirmed that much. (Sorry.) 
So, so sorry...
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PepeLePew13 26138 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-11, 04:22 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Benji's back." |
I hear there are pygmies in Samoa, crossed over from New Guinea. That should give him a bigger challenge than any he'd get from that wuss Ozzy and the other 16 castaways. Bring them on!
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-11, 09:54 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Benji's back." |
But Ozzy is a pygmy himself.
Ils sont fous, ces Romains!
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PepeLePew13 26138 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-11, 06:24 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Benji's back." |
Ozzy only likes female asses.Or so I've been told.
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-11, 10:19 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Benji's back." |
Billy would disagree. Ozzy sure went after his ass in a hurry.
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