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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-11, 09:47 AM (EST) "What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" We've seen him overtly play one, but that can't be the only thing he came in with. Why, there must be all sorts of unique attack/defense/tricks/trumps/flops in the Total Phillip Custom Package! (It comes in a pink holster.) Can you figure out what he's armed himself with? Can anyone, or will the government classify our accurate guesses as Top Stupid and hide them from the public for a hundred years? Hiding Phillip would be too much to ask for... So far, I think we've seen evidence of his using: The Ace Of Absolutely Nothing Two Of Rice (inverted w. maggots attendant) Rapidash To Conclusions Land: Wonder (cannot be untapped. ever.) King Of Fools There's at least forty-six to go. And he just keep shuffling and shuffling... The new contestant quality determination formula: if Jeff loves you, you svck.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: What are the other cards in Phi... iltarion 04-21-11 1    RE: What are the other cards in Phi... mindy23 04-21-11 2  RE: What are the other cards in Phi... vince3 04-21-11 3  RE: What are the other cards in Phi... kingfish 04-21-11 4  RE: What are the other cards in Phi... kingfish 04-21-11 5  RE: What are the other cards in Phi... Colonel Zoidberg 04-21-11 6  RE: What are the other cards in Phi... PsychoKitty 04-21-11 7  RE: What are the other cards in Phi... Jims02 04-21-11 8    My third-favorite counter. Estee 04-21-11 9        RE: My third-favorite counter. Colonel Zoidberg 04-22-11 11        RE: My third-favorite counter. kingfish 04-22-11 12  Red Weiner! foonermints 04-22-11 10

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iltarion 1791 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 04-21-11, 10:25 AM (EST) 1. "RE: What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" Indeed, but you are missing his old reliable- Queen of Drama >   Top

mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-21-11, 10:31 AM (EST) 2. "RE: What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" Did you say 'deck'??? I had no idea he was playing with one! And at the best, not a full one..... As you said, Estee, whatever it is, it comes in pink. Call it Buddah, Mohammad, Christ, Allah, whomever.   Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-11, 10:44 AM (EST) 3. "RE: What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" Jack of Some Trades (Master of None) Indian Federal Warrior (Attack 1400/Defense 300) Ursa-ringer of Craziness Tiger of Truth (His version, at least) Hawk of Hope   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-11, 12:11 PM (EST) 4. "RE: What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" The Two of Feathers Card. The Wing Chung Kung Fu Chop yo ass Card. The Machete Chop Card (this is a room clearer). The Dead Brain Lobe Card (very possibly there are multiple dead lobe cards in his deck) The Chief Of Navel Contemplation Operations Card. The Crazy as an insane fox card. The "I been head stomped by the Great White Buffalo God" Card. The discriminated against woman card (oh wait, he did use that one). The M word card (Mexican, which he will pull out if anyone says his beans are fried) The E word card (Eskimo, a card in his quiver in case someone accuses him of being loony as a Narwhal).   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-11, 01:09 PM (EST) 5. "RE: What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" And, well, did you have to remind us it comes in a pink holster? Now I have the "Minds-Eye Horror" card to try and rid myself of.   Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3662 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-21-11, 06:58 PM (EST) 6. "RE: What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" Hi, you've reached Zoidberg's House of Dumb. Please leave a gufu and I'll be sure to do something. Steve: I get it. You're not a racist. You played football with black guys. Guess what? In your eyes, color still matters - as in team colors. Problem? That means you're still making this an us vs. them scenario. Go ahead; get Phillip out because he's annoying. Then what? Nothing? I thought so. Phillip: Please don't ever go off your medication again. For everyone's sake. Julie: Don't fight stupid with stupid. Production: They have succeeded in confusing the hell out of everyone with this season's format. Also at getting Matt to go insane. Not much else. Also: If we're going to cast crazies, please, for the love of whatever higher power you choose to believe in, make sure they have game.   Top

PsychoKitty 727 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-21-11, 08:09 PM (EST) 7. "RE: What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" Well I loved RollDdice's from his summary - a version of Avian Flu? ;) <<Channeling and focusing his personal belief in Bullshido, Phil is an excellent example of how germs from a stray bird feather infected with virulent avian rabies can seep into what’s left of your brain and cause you to act even crazier and more egomaniacal than before. . . >> Did anyone else die laughing when in the first 5 minutes they showed Phillip "meditating" and then looking up at the sky and a bird flew over head? I laughed so hard - I imagined the bird saying "give me my feathers back!" Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;) Signature by tribephyl   Top

Jims02 7407 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-11, 10:40 PM (EST) 8. "RE: What are the other cards in Phillip's deck?" I'm not participating in this thread because you all are being racist! A 2003 IceCat original   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-11, 11:55 PM (EST) 9. "My third-favorite counter." How can I possibly be racist when I'm a minority? Seriously, there's, like, one of me.   Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3662 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-22-11, 09:43 AM (EST) 11. "RE: My third-favorite counter." You could always do the simple thing and hate everyone. Works pretty well for me. As for Phillip's deck... One Race card Ace of Gorillas King of Lions One with the formula for his creation, which appears to be part Coach, part Naonka, a large dose of delusion, and no game, no fashion sense, and no sanity NEW! The Goat card The rest just say "I'm a former Federal agent!" But no more info than that.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-22-11, 10:28 AM (EST) 12. "RE: My third-favorite counter." Using Phil-o-logic, How could you be a minority if you're a racist?   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-22-11, 00:04 AM (EST) 10. "Red Weiner!" Bringer of The Venom of The Cobrung.   Top

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