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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-13-09, 08:36 PM (EST) "Be The Survivor - Brazil - Week 1" <We are patiently waiting for our wonderful siggie-gurus to do that magic that they do so well. Perhaps the passing of the Stimulus Package will inspire them> Day 1 check list: ___ Pick on the old lady. ___ Grab that important watermelon. ___ Leave water and food for the other tribe. ___ Schlep miles in fru-fru dress and shoes. ___ Pi$$ off dead-tired tribemates by doing nothing in camp. ___ Lie about needing to pee. ___ Don't bother to learn how to pronounce your tribe's name. ___ Give up your game strategy within the first 20 minutes of the game. ___ Vote off a strong (OK, chatty) tribemate in your first TC. ___ Dig up the HII, sure that you're on the chopping block, but don't play it. If you score 7 or better, you're perfect for the show. Please forward your Resumé to EPMB ASAP. I'm so glad that Jalapeño managed to befuddle all the experts and snuffed the effervescent Carolina. ~~Snuffer~~ Μια έκπληξη  © MMIX Mole Speak   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    creepy crawlies speaking here jbug 02-13-09 1  RE: Be The Survivor - Brazil - Week... suzzee 02-14-09 2    RE: Be The Survivor - Brazil - Week... Belle Book 02-14-09 3  Taj checkin' in.. suzzee 02-14-09 4  RE: Be The Survivor - Brazil - Week... smokedog 02-19-09 5

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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-13-09, 08:54 PM (EST) 1. "creepy crawlies speaking here" This is me getting a little exercise - getting ready to jump on the next unsuspecting loser I see. hehehehehehehehe or should I say buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz It was a bit early for me to get too aggressive. I mean I couldn't run everyone off too soon, could I? What would MB do then? But don't worry. I'll be out in force during the next week. Watch for me; I'll be crawlin around.   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-14-09, 08:21 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Be The Survivor - Brazil - Week 1" Welcome to the BTS Network (not to be confused with CBS) I'll be your in the trenchfoot reporter talking with the great unwashed this season. First up are Sandy's Red knee-highs: What are your first impressions of Brazil? Only that this place is one big bathroom When Sandy failed to decipher the "pace" clue, were you able to offer any help? Do you believe that?! Pace measurement is the primary function of sock education. She just couldn't hear me with all her blathering, that woman will not shut-up. I almost flew up and stuffed myself into her mouth. What do you think of her chances this season? I don't think I'll have enough time here to stand up on my own if that tells you anything. Um, thanks, now on to Sierra's fetching white knee-highs: How are you holding up? Gah! Don't talk to me I have Strep toe, it's 102 degrees down here. I just want to roll up and sleep. Will you be offering support to Sierra or do you think she's washed up? >cough...wheeeze....snort< Well I think that's it for this week folks. Stay tuned for more in the trench foot interviews from the BTS Network. Your source for all sock all the time news.   Top

Belle Book 3613 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-14-09, 12:52 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Be The Survivor - Brazil - Week 1" That's pretty funny! Belle Book   Top

suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-14-09, 02:48 PM (EST) 4. "Taj checkin' in.." I told her, I told her. There Carolina went, runnin' her mouth about shelter this, cabana that, furniture, wet bar, two car garage, blah blah blah. She was really blowin' it big time. We had Sandy packed & ready to go (that woman has some serious bathroom issues) but no, little miss House Beautiful went & drove us all nuts. That's ok though she won't have to build her own shelter now but I suspect she's gonna rag on those Ponderosa guys till they send her off on a vacation. And what about that Sandy, she's got them Crazy Eyes and she keeps wonderin' off.......she came back and asked me what a "pace" was and looked like she's been excavatin' for a swimming pool. She's a scary one, deserves some watchin' if you ask me. Taj   Top

smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 02-19-09, 05:16 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Be The Survivor - Brazil - Week 1" Sydney: ''......'' (hoping for more airtime tonight)   Top

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