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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Jean-Robert is an idiot."
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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11-09-07, 02:27 PM (EST)
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"Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
Wait. That doesn't really say it all, does it? Okay... let's try this again.Jean-Robert is a charisma-free, strategy-bereft, personality-dead horndog of a moron who only got into professional poker because someone at the table always has to be the first to lose and isn't it great to guarantee who it'll be every time? Jean-Robert has the long-range planning of a lemur, the morals of a mosquito, the self-expression skills of Judd, and the challenge abilities of the spirit gate. Jean-Robert would go out first at a table composed of Charla, Andrew Firestone, Jon Dalton, Trishelle, and Voldemort. Jean-Robert is incapable of reading expressions, figuring out hole cards, tracking what's currently on the board, or keeping himself from being anything other than a walking, talking, self-scratching tell. Jean-Robert had a Final Confessional so delusional that every time someone loses their post-torch mind on camera from now on, he'll decide he owes them a nickel. Because Jean-Robert is, as I said earlier, an idiot. Did I leave anything out? 
2-7 offsuit? He's all-in!
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Tamena 174 desperate attention whore postings
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11-09-07, 03:38 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
Estee?
I love you!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Karma doesn't come back on people because some universal controller-god pushes buttons. It comes back on people because they dig holes for themselves to fall into.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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11-09-07, 03:44 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
In an interview, he said that the immunity idols say "THIS IS AN IMMUNITY IDOL" on them, but it's in Chinese. Problem is, he can SPEAK Chinese, but can't READ Chinese.
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joannie 380 desperate attention whore postings
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11-10-07, 05:30 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
>"THIS IS AN IMMUNITY IDOL" Maybe it should have said AMERICAN immunity idol!
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings
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11-09-07, 04:08 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
I've tried all day to come up with a better subject heading or phrase. Can't do it. Can't improve on perfection.
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Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
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11-09-07, 09:16 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
I laughed at his final words. Did he really have no clue everyone disliked him so much?
Surfkitten sig shop
2007
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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings
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11-09-07, 10:14 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
long-range planning of a lemur, the morals of a mosquito, the self-expression skills of Judd, and the challenge abilities of the spirit gate Dang, Estee, why you pickin on the lemur, the mosquito, Judd (well, this one ok) and the spirit gate?
What did these ever do to you?  
Agman
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PsychoKitty 727 desperate attention whore postings
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11-09-07, 11:22 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
Estee, you are a true poetess!!!!
Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings
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11-10-07, 11:10 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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11-10-07, 11:54 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-10-07 AT 12:14 PM (EST)Well, you know, it's actually a good thing that he's self scratching. Otherwise.... (the room fills with "eeewwww"s). This has probably been mentioned before, but I saw him once on TV, playing poker, it was for the 'Bad Boys of Poker' bracelet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49tmwf_i3LQ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKOAHPjlK0 He was a fish out of water.
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Tamena 174 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 05:51 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
OK that confirms it...
he sucks as bad at poker as he does at Survivor LOL
omg what a jerk!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Karma doesn't come back on people because some universal controller-god pushes buttons. It comes back on people because they dig holes for themselves to fall into.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 12:03 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
Jean-Robert couldn't win at Go Fish.Ironically, it took him forever to get off his huge azz and Go Fish!
Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings
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11-23-07, 01:59 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
Oh come on Estee, you didn't find his beer gut and pube blur hot tonight?!Shame on you! *runs for cover*  
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-07, 08:34 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Jean-Robert is an idiot." |
Okay, about Andrew Firestone. . . 
Woo Hoo! I love me some Arkie!
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