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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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10-06-06, 06:40 PM (EST)
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"Be the Surv 13.4"
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Post here.


tbe


THANKS Scarlett! I owe ya one.
Sorry all - Fridays and RL are busy for me.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 foonermints 10-06-06 1
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 RollDdice 10-07-06 5
       RE: Be the Surv 13.4 sporkman 10-07-06 7
           RE: Be the Surv 13.4 RollDdice 10-07-06 8
           RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Dakota 10-08-06 15
       RE: Be the Surv 13.4 foonermints 10-08-06 14
           RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Denalio 10-08-06 21
               RE: Be the Surv 13.4 emydi 10-09-06 34
 Bein' cool bro... tribephyl 10-06-06 2
   RE: Bein' cool bro... kircon 10-09-06 25
       RE: Bein' cool bro... tribephyl 10-09-06 27
           RE: Bein' cool bro... Spanky68 10-09-06 33
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Das Mole 10-06-06 3
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 foonermints 10-07-06 4
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 buckeyegirl 10-07-06 6
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 xwraith27 10-08-06 13
       RE: Be the Surv 13.4 kircon 10-09-06 26
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 alaholly 10-13-06 51
 Boobie alert! Sahara 10-07-06 9
   RE: NO Boobie alert! foonermints 10-07-06 11
       RE: NO Boobie alert! Dakota 10-08-06 17
           RE: NO Boobie alert! Sunny_Bunny 10-08-06 23
               RE: NO Boobie alert! emydi 10-09-06 35
                   RE: NO Boobie alert! foonermints 10-09-06 37
   WHA? tribephyl 10-09-06 28
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 bystander 10-07-06 10
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 coolbluepig 10-08-06 12
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Dakota 10-08-06 16
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Molaholic 10-08-06 18
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 smokedog 10-08-06 19
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 JazzyJax 10-09-06 32
       RE: Be the Surv 13.4 smokedog 10-10-06 42
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Denalio 10-08-06 20
   Hey Sundra! kircon 10-09-06 24
       RE: Hey Sundra! Das Mole 10-09-06 31
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 sporkman 10-11-06 44
       RE: Be the Surv 13.4 foonermints 10-11-06 45
       RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Denalio 10-12-06 46
           RE: Be the Surv 13.4 sporkman 10-12-06 47
 RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Sunny_Bunny 10-08-06 22
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 foonermints 10-09-06 29
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 tribephyl 10-09-06 30
       RE: Be the Surv 13.4 xwraith27 10-10-06 38
           RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Spanky68 10-10-06 39
               RE: Be the Surv 13.4 JazzyJax 10-10-06 40
                   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Spanky68 10-10-06 41
                       RE: Be the Surv 13.4 JazzyJax 10-11-06 43
                           RE: Be the Surv 13.4 Spanky68 10-12-06 48
                           RE: Be the Surv 13.4 foonermints 10-12-06 49
                               RE: Be the Surv 13.4 JazzyJax 10-12-06 50
   RE: Be the Surv 13.4 RollDdice 10-09-06 36
 REMINDER TO ALL PLAYERS Bebo 10-13-06 52

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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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10-06-06, 09:36 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Cow Boi PIE, you IDIOT! "Don't think, just DO?" If you'd been in the Galápagos, you'd spend the rest of your days in an Ecuadorian jail. The sooner you are off our island, the better!


Vote off the Booby Molester!

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10-07-06, 02:45 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Normally, showing boobies are very good for the ratings, but I have to confess that I was close to pulling my hair out when I saw that footage.

I had visions of angry protesters and possibly losing the right to invade set up my ongoing production/post-production/sex-slave ring in the Cook Islands!

Worst of all, big time sponsors run away from bird abuse shows. Anybody else remember the bird co-star nightmare that was Baretta?

I'm glad you managed to get the baby bird and nest back into the tree, Cao Poi-for-brains.


Mark "French Kissing Mother Nature" Burnett

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10-07-06, 10:09 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
I am very sorry about the whole incident. The inner 13 year old boy in me just couldn't resist getting a closer look at the boobies.


Sorry, Sporkman's inner 13 year old boy couldn't resist a boobie joke

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10-07-06, 01:29 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Sorry, Sporkman's inner 13 year old boy couldn't resist a boobie joke

Quite alright. Everyone knows that boobie jokes travel in pairs.



Mark "Some Survivors strip for peanut butter and chocolate" Burnett

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10-08-06, 09:00 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
*swoops down and pecks Cao Boi's head repeatedly*


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10-08-06, 03:44 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Braaak! Cao Boi! The Robert Blake of Booby Island! Braaak!

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10-08-06, 10:03 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
What an incredible experience for me! I was moved to tears. I have always wondered what it would be like to gently cup a boobie in my hand. A real boobie. In my hand. It was so awesome. Although other dudes never described it as being a fuzzy as it turned out to be, I will still remember it as a milestone in my becoming a man.

Honestly, this boobie cupping thing is totally a new experience. I know I am kinda old to be having these first experiences but since I cried about it, I figured I ought to just confess. I'm just not so lucky with the chicks IFYWIM. I thought channeling Alan Alda's voice would help me score with them, but I keep getting shot down anyway. Who knew that it would take a crazy dude named CaoBoi to actually make it possible for me to score with a real chick and cup a boobie in my hand.

I cry with joy every time I think of it.

Seriously, trying to step temporarily into those very large clown shoes of yours Bystander is not something I honestly thought I could do, but if you had seen yourself cupping that boobie and crying, you would have posted about it for sure!!!

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10-09-06, 01:30 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
LAST EDITED ON 10-09-06 AT 01:32 PM (EST)

BOCK Um, save it, crybaby, you would have eaten the little boobie if it had still been an egg the day before...and you are the chicken stealing man from Raro...we remember you!


BOCK Boobie BOCK! what are you doing UPSTAGING US!?!! We haven't been seen nor heard from since you started BRAK-BRAK-BRAKKING!!!

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10-06-06, 11:06 PM (EST)
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2. "Bein' cool bro..."
[confessional]

Pretty good week for me, my brothers and sisters.

Hookin' up. Gettin' a littl sumpin'sumpin'. Gettin a littl jungle fever for some Vanilla Shake with some chocolate swirl all over it. IYKWIM.

Heeeey...other then that?
Welll...
I'm feeling pretty cool-n-comfy over here on Raro, wit my ho by my side. Even if we don't win challenges.
Hey, Can I give a shout-out?

Yo' Pervy! You'z makin' it hard to be around you gurl. Litchrelly. Hard. Like black marble baby! Oh yeah baby!

[/confessional]



Little Nathan needs a li'l sofscrub. IYKWIM.

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10-09-06, 02:10 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Bein' cool bro..."
*shaking head back & forth* Nathan. Nathan. Nathan.

What happen to our pact of upholding our race?

Stop snickering. You know what I mean.

Don't fall for that white chick. She'll send you packin.

Look what she did to JP.

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10-09-06, 03:13 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Bein' cool bro..."
Don't hate the playah. Hate the game.

I can't help it if whitechicks dig my vibe.

Besides, she's got more junk in her trunk then you three sisters put together.

Can't help it if a brother wants to tap dat.


JP who? Survivor what?

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33. "RE: Bein' cool bro..."
Nathan,

what the #$*#$ are you thinking telling everyone we're an item? I was being so careful to flirt discreetly. Nobody knew until you went and shot off your mouth in the locker room to the other boys.

I thought I could trust you. You seemed...different. I feel so USED!


who am I kidding? I came to Survivor for a hook-up. An inter racial hookup would be new to Survivor, right?

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10-06-06, 11:31 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
LAST EDITED ON 10-06-06 AT 11:32 PM (EST)

What the fvck. Am I even on this show?

Surely my near-nonexistence means I'm a shoe-in for at least F4, right? Plus I almost got voted out the first week...I'm like Cirie only with longer hair, luscious AppleBottoms, and a smile to die for. Dayyum, a sista gotta stop being so sexxi!

*Katie Couric* =D

...


Or the prodcuers just hate me and I'm gone next week.

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10-07-06, 02:12 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Hah! I get more face time than you.


Why? Because I've got more personality!
It's pretty bad when you lose to a weensie little crab.

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10-07-06, 10:03 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
LAST EDITED ON 10-07-06 AT 10:29 AM (EST)


Am I on this show? Did I say anything this week? I must be in the F4 with Sundra with so little storyline/airtime...although I think that my voice could be heard during one of the challenges voicing my displeasure with the strategy we were using...



I think I'm just sticking to Cops from now on! MySpace

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10-08-06, 02:22 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
At least we get to show our b!tchy scheming side, my little Latina sistah! Now THIS is what I'm talkin' about. Boss around the females with the power of invisibility and off to LoserLodge you go.

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10-09-06, 02:22 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
You said it girlfriend.

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10-13-06, 11:22 AM (EST)
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51. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
>Am I on this show? Did
>I say anything this week?

Is ANYONE on this show? YAWN! Could this be the most boring Survivor evah? Even the Loser Lodge is boring...

*Falls asleep on lounge chair next to other snoring former tribe mates*


*Wakes up and looks at watch. Notices 4 hours have gone by and nothing has happened. Sigh*


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10-07-06, 01:48 PM (EST)
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9. "Boobie alert!"
Umm, like, excuse me, could somebody please help me? I'm having kind of like a problem here. I just dicovered that there are boobies in my hair. I think they like are using it for a nest.

Please don't tell Cao Boi...I don't want him putting his hands on my boobies.


Hey, maybe the chickens are in there, too!


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11. "RE: NO Boobie alert!"
Oh NO. Those are possibly Rats. We have nice, clean nests. Do you feel most of the movement at night? They have to go out and feed on the coconut leftovers laying around. No basic sanitation for your tribe, eh? Besides, perhaps they like dreadlocky-type hair.


Well then, definitly Rats!
Vote off the Booby Molester!

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10-08-06, 09:06 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: NO Boobie alert!"
>Vote off the Booby Molester!
>

I'll spread the word, Booby, you stay with the little one.

Vote off the Booby Molester!


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10-08-06, 11:47 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: NO Boobie alert!"
Hello Everyone, your favorite roving reporters are back to blow the lid off the real competition that is enveloping the Cook Islands. Never mind the humans, they are forgettable as usual; the real game seems to be between three different “tribes.” The animals are the true stars of this seasons “survivor” and in true Darwinian fashion, they seem to be winning.

Our first question is to team Aquatica, which seems at the moment to consist of the rays and the octopuses. The octopus attack was great! So tell us, will we see any more octopi attacks, or are the rays cooking up a sting soon to keep the idiot humans off guard?

Second, to team Rat (and crab?): You seem to have formed an alliance with the crabs. Could you please tell us if that little “jump the crab” maneuver was some sort of training for future mischief?

To the crabs: Nate kept blathering on about “nuts” and crabs, but never gave us any details. Could you fill us in on what happened there?

And finally we go to team Volary: The birds seem to be getting quite a lot of airtime this season, as the humans seem to have no respect for you at all. Please give us an update on Baby Booby. Ra came running when he heard that Cao Boi had decided to go after boobies (although he was rather disappointed when he realized the ruckus involved birds)
Also, we have not heard from the chickens lately. Have you aligned with the Boobies and planned any sort of strategy yet?



Hey MB, are you going to give us ANYTHING to work with here? So far we have a pathetic flirt, an idiot Cao Boi, a deluded sole provider, and a female Osten who cant decide if she’s in or out, or up ways, or sideways, or anyways…

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10-09-06, 01:49 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: NO Boobie alert!"
BOCK We'll be suing EPMB soon!! We were promised air time on EACH EPISODE and then he no sooner dumps as when someone says "What do little BOOBIEs taste like?" And for what some ugly looking bird and her pitiful chick...

We're demanding 14 million lbs of bird seed and eternal immunity on all future Survivors...that means no killing, no trapping of any chickens whatsoever!!


And we want EPMB to hire Kimmi Kappenburg from S2 as our personal handlers trainers...

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10-09-06, 11:59 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: NO Boobie alert!"
OH, like THAT will happen, my lovelies..


I am KukulGod!

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10-09-06, 03:17 AM (EST)
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28. "WHA?"
What's this I hear about boobies falling out?!!

I wanna be on Aitu! Can I change tribes?


JP? No. The host. Yes, you. Can I please change islands? Wha? I have to stay here? Hmph...Just another case of the Man trying to enslave the Brother.

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10-07-06, 10:52 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Hi, My name is Jonathon. I'm a big-time star, you may not know that. You also may not know that the dirkwad that is supposed to post as me didn't see the episode so unless someone borrows my sigpic and posts as me for bystander, I'm gonna be on the Q-T this week.


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10-08-06, 00:49 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
OH, shoot... the girls alliance prevailed, even though i rode with them... i really wish i could have stayed with my felloe buff guys!!! tsk tsk..

well, JP c u n california


Co0L 3luE P1g: OINK OINK...

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10-08-06, 09:03 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
ONE CHALLENGE WONDER BOY GOES HOME


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10-08-06, 04:06 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
I certainly hope all you slackers have been paying attention. Sit around on you buns all day, bark orders, and soon you're all mine. The King will now Sit Pretty in Sequesterville.

Testoserone brotherhood just wasn't strong enough to defeat the ladies. And it looks as if some of those ladies aren't peaches, ifyouknowwhatImean...


Snuff said

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19. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
(I'm the master strategist, I tell ya...hold on someone's coming...ok, here goes)

Huh? What? Yah? Really? Hmmm. Wow! Ok. No! Think so? Oh... Cool! Think so? What? Didn't think of that...

(whew...that was close)


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10-09-06, 11:19 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Yeah, uh, Candy baby? That was painful to watch. Good thing you have other attributes 'cuz you are one sucky liar.


On the other hand, it will make it easier to play you my dear.

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10-10-06, 08:23 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Really? Ok, I'll work on my bug-eyed, deer-in-the-headlights look until I get more convincing.


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10-08-06, 09:47 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Aren't I amazing? We caught 11 fish and I personally, myself, just me, caught 9 of them myself so that makes me the sole provider. I am just so awesome I know!

And one of them was a huge fish! Almost as big as me, myself.

They should rename this show "The Amazing Ozzy Survivor Show" cuz I am amazing.

Plus I singlehandedly saved our tribe when we were falling behind in challenges because I can run on water and I swim like a fish. That's me. All Amazing! Pay no attention to the secret underwater breathing device stashed in my luxurious mop of golden curls.



I think there are other people on the tribe but really I am the only one we need here.


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10-09-06, 01:37 AM (EST)
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24. "Hey Sundra!"
I've heard that before. Sounds like JP. You girls should try what we did on Raro. JP thought he was king, and could order us around. HA! Sitting so pretty. HA! We blindsided him. He's gone. Get rid of the strong and the rest of us are safe. Girls rule over at Raro. You girls see what you can do. If you succeed, shout out at the IC: "You're # 1, Ozzy". Later Girlfriend. By the way your hair still looks wonderful. Love ya, mean it. *kiss* *kiss*

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10-09-06, 10:43 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Hey Sundra!"
That sounds like a good idea. "I ain't gon' be no slave," (as Oprah might say) especially to Ozzy. Gurrrl, the sistas gotta get back 2getha. Maybe I'll see you when we invade your camp next week!


PS Your hair looks great too!

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10-11-06, 01:31 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Ozzy-san,
You did good, but you still need me around. Without my fire you would be eating sushi. Without me our tribe would still be trying to finish the Immunity Challenge. I don't remember the Roto-Losers Tribe talking about your Aquaman-like abilities, but they all noticed my fire technique. I like how you think, but the show should rename "The Ozzy and Cao Boi Show"

Good thing I practice my Fire-starter Kata before leaving for Survivor


The Zen Fire Master

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10-11-06, 09:48 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Monster!


vote off the Booby Molester!

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10-12-06, 02:57 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
What? You are on the show? Are you sure you are doing that right? I mean, there is MY way or the wrong way! YOU must have just gotten lucky to make fire since you didn't first consult with me.

Well, maybe lighting and smoking Flicka's hemp hair might have given you some practice making fire though. What else can explain your, uh, more colorful commentary.

But hey, say CocoBoy, what's up with the vote thing? I mean, if you're going to be yakking so much, at least clue Poseidon in about the vote next time, Mmkay?




All my original Aitu tribe peeps are voted off except that Narc Cristina. My strategy is so brilliant even I don't understand it.


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10-12-06, 08:37 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
LAST EDITED ON 10-12-06 AT 09:53 AM (EST)

I wouldn't be so proud of the nickname Poseidon. Isn't that an oversized mass that roles over easily and floats helplessly?

Also, don't let the roto-loser tribe know about this, but that wasn't coconut husk I was using to get the fire going. It was a mixture of Flicka's hair and my goatee.


The Zen Fire Master

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10-08-06, 11:11 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Master Burnett,
I have some grave reservations about agreeing to the use of my name in your game and would like to take this opportunity to articulate my displeasure.

You have destroyed my ships! First, you dismantled the Endeavour for your tribal council. Then I see that the Resolution is beached on another island where people arrive seemingly to dig in the sand or sit and stare into space. This week I see that all that is left of the Discovery are her masts, so that you can confine two women to them! Well, I don’t mind that so much, I find that strangely appealing … but don’t you know the difference between a shackle, and a stock? Please instruct Master Probst on the correct terms for future episodes.

By the way, although the lasses looked like they have been wrapped around masts most of their lives, they were in the wrong position on the ship. They should have been tied bare breasted to the prow as figureheads. That would have been more in keeping with the theme, and would have created much more distraction for the fellows who had to “rescue” them.

Sincerely,


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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-06, 03:21 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
We've seen it all.

Foonakuku agrees. Sometimes our name reminds us of the Boobies.

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10-09-06, 03:22 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Hear! Hear!
I'm with you ... old creepy dead guy.

More bare-breastesses!


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10-10-06, 00:38 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
*flashes Nathan*

Erm, not what you expected?

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10-10-06, 10:18 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Back off, little girl. Or I will make chop sooy out of you with my lethal weapon hands. I hope it's kosher to say that.


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10-10-06, 01:56 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Calm down ladies, there's enough of me to go around.

WHAT!!?? You weren't talking about me!? How could that possibly be?

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41. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
you? Are so 90s. I don't want to flirt with you any more.

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43. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Just for that, I'm tossing your butt off a platform the next challenge I get a chance to. Heh.

...before or after I get a chance to take my shirt off and show my ripply muscles gathering a huge pile of wood, that is the question...


You may have fooled the brotha but you ain't fooling me little girl

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10-12-06, 09:29 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
yawn.

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49. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
MadonnaKuKu is still waiting for the "cuddle"..


Just go over and say "hello." She's got on her best smile. Hmmmmmm?

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10-12-06, 03:25 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
With the action I'm getting lately, a cold stone may soon become attractive.


Dude, how's my hair?!

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10-09-06, 05:55 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Be the Surv 13.4"
Captain Kirk Cook,

Although you have been deceased and/or dead for a long time, you make some good points. Let me respond:

Survivor isn't Deal or No Deal. I can't just have 50 attractive women walk out wearing beautiful evening gowns -- I need sets.

And with Survivors stranded on an island? Well, let's just say that ships and shipwrecks... not a huge creative leap. To be honest, the set designer didn't even have a backup idea.

So we use the Endeavor, the Resolution and the Santa Maria without your permission? Consider it free advertising if you ever start a cruise line or a shipping company, although I think FedEx has you beat in that department.

Yes, Jiffy didn't know the difference between a shackle and a stock. Valid point. But be assured that he does now, in addition to his usual ball gag and leather chaps.

I lay the blame at the feet of our Nautical Advisor, a respected captain and sailing historian.

Finally, as much as I enjoy female nudity, there are some pesky network rules against requiring it, unless you're Tyra Banks on ANTM. The best I can do is have Jiffy offer peanut butter and chocolate.

Wishing you best of luck with astral projection or whatever you do with your free time.



Mark "Master and Commander" Burnett

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52. "REMINDER TO ALL PLAYERS"
Please keep your "in character" posts limited to the game threads. It is confusing and distracting to those posters not playing the game when you interrupt other discussions to post in character.

On some forums, the behavior has been so distracting that there have been concerns that the game needed to be shut down. Please keep that from happening here by keeping your posts in the game threads where they belong.

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